No More Prostitution Whore-ah In The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Andy Cohen announced last night that Bravo has officially put out Danielle Beverly Angela Merrill Staub's "love and light" and she will not bring her straitjacket-worthy fuckery to season 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. So Caroline Manzo is going to have to find another bitch to use her bootleg Mafia Wars impersonation on.
There were rumors that all 3 of the housewives of NJ refused to sign on to another season if Danielle was in the cast. but prostitution whore-ah herself tells USWeekly that she wasn't fired from the show. Danielle said, "I'm way too good for this. They have used me about as much as I can be used. I think it's time for me to move on and upward. I don't see any interest for me to be attacked like that. I mean, what's left for [the other castmates]? To kill me? Bravo seems to be glorifying their behavior. And I think it's almost like telling children to behave poorly at school, 'It's OK."
The only person who is trying to kill Danielle is Santa Claus for stealing Christmas that one time, but that's it! Danielle must be sipping from the exact same toilet at the exact same T.G.I. Friday's as White Oprah, because delusion is running through her veins.
Danielle went on to say that she is moving on to bigger things, "The bottom line is, they need me, I don't need them. They don't talk about anything but me. I don't talk about them, at all. I talk about me too! I want to be me now. Not me according to other people. Me...a spin-off is absolutely, positively where I'm going."
But Danielle's spin-off isn't going to be on Bravo, "I did not give [this] to Bravo because I felt like there was no fair portrayal of me and my family... to share with people who didn’t even want to portray me as a human being. So that will be shared. I will do a breaking story on that when it does come out and it will be a part of my spin-off."
The only job that Danielle is going to land after this is a starring spot in The Real Crazy Whores Of Trenton Psychiatric Hospital, which will air exclusively at mental health conventions in the Tri-state area. Or she'll get into lizard porn.
Meanwhile, Page Six reports that Teresa Giudice won't be a part of season 3 either. Apparently, Teresa isn't happy that Bravo didn't pimp out her cookbook on the show even though they took 10% of the book's sales. Bravo is showing Teresa that she ain't shit by threatening to replace her with her sister-in-law and arch rival Melissa Gorga.
Teresa is thisclose to moving her family into a room next to Danny's at a Super 8 off the highway, so I doubt she's going to turn down Bravo. Unless, The Natural History Museum is offering her more money to star in their Mesozoic era exhibit...
And here's my favorite moment from last night's reunion. I love the look on Jacqueline's face when Danielle's whispers crawl into her head and start nibbling on her soul.
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Teresa, I heard that there are auditions for "Bride of King Kong." Also, you could always do porn.
(Remember her earlier comment about the need to live in a brand new, never-before-lived-in home? How living in a house someone else lived in would be like wearing used shoes?)
I can't believe I just read all that, but I couldn't resist with a face that classic.
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they are all pretty fucked up in my book...Danielle is by far the scariest looking, but yet the strange thing is she actually seems the sanest on the wrap shows...the rest seem so unnecessarily bitchy and cruel...I think they are all hiding something and all lie, so what is the big fucking deal that Danielle does too? I think all the goody goody shit that Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline spit out is a bunch of bullshit...all there husbands are mafia connected and that is why they are trying so hard to put up a wholesome front. Teresa is the creepiest, and I believe Juicy Delicious has a mistress, they are prejudiced, and are all hiding something.. I know for sure that Teresa lied to the bk court, and they have a gigantic problem now with the bk court, they don't take fake IRS tax returns very lightly...damn they are dumb as dirt.
Caroline needs her "quotation marks" fixed on the ends of her mouth. She looks like a puppet with a "SAD" mouth. UGH! Also, dont wear a shoulder baring dress...Caroline, you look like a linebacker.
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
I watched the whole show and didnt hear shit about anyone not coming back...Thats all the previews kept saying, and I either missed something or they didnt say anything about it. WTF?
I was over it halfway thru so maybe I missed it....
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
lawd have mercy, those cheek implants are the DEVIL. Those things NEVER look good, and I defy you to show me a pic of ones that do.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
If I saw Danielle coming towards me with open arms, I would run like a bat out of hell. I believe she is just pure evil, and I will watch her wherever she ends up. I love her.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
She's right, there is no show without her. Who and what are they going to talk about now? We've seen the show when there is no Danielle (Italy), it just amplifies their shitty personalities. Face it they are unwatchable and unlikeable.
HAI MANI! I don't care either:)
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
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I was going to scroll right past this post 'cause I don't care about any of these people but then I thought that I'd rather let everyone here know that I don't care.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
She has seriously lost all sense of right & wrong. Bitch fell off that tightrope that seperates the sane from the insane. I wanted to choke a turd out of her when it came out that she tried to have Dina's daughter taken away-she is lucky to be alive if the rumors about mafia affiliation are true. No wonder the paranoid skank hired clearance bin bodyguards.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 6:45pm.
We can take the blame for a lot of crappy international reality TV. And apparently they're planning to take the Housewives shit international.
And Danielle terrifies me. I mean she looks like some rubber-faced lizard alien who would sneak into your bedroom and shank you. And she's fucking insane, I remember she started going off at one of her kids in the same paranoid way she did whenever one of the other women didn't approve of her 100%. One of her own lovely kids, and she was starting to go apeshit on them the same way she does those fugly fake bitches.
It also freaked me out when she started forcing her kids to promise not to trust anyone else around there except her. Holy shit.
I agree that the handling of her on the show was unfair with all the ganging-up, but honestly it couldn't go anywhere else. I've known people who couldn't take the slightest crumb of disapproval and got paranoid if you did, and they are exhausting and annoying.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
You must really marvel at the depths of delusion some people suffer from. Obviously this creature thinks she is hot shit ... but in fact she is disturbing looking.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:26pm.
Canadian Reality Shows:
quite a list, EH!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_reality_television_series
LOL!!! Oh yeah there's some really crapulent stuff there, no doubt - hard to decide what's worse, some of the 'original' programming or the lame Canadian knock-offs of successful American stuff...
I think most Canadians secretly envy the U.S. - way better weather and shopping, cheaper cost of living, and access to better medical care if you can afford it - but they have to console themselves somehow for living in an expensive snow-globe most of the year so they try to find things to make themselves feel superior.
Unfortunately, the 'Real Housewives' thing just gives them ammo...just sayin...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Well, now I know what a face looks like when someone sticks in a blender on the "puree" setting.
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:40pm.
fyi oceanlover saying something shitty and then saying no offense after dosent make it all better it makes you a dumb bitch no offense
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LMAO - hey Pamela that's actually a line from a screenplay that I use in my autosignature...nothing personal:)
I actually really like a lot of other American reality tv...I've just never 'gotten' the 'Real Housewives' thing...maybe if I lived in the States full-time the light would go on for me...to me, the whole thing just seems scripted and kinda lame...I'd rather watch big brother or jersey shore...just my opinion...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Up and outward? Somebody please tell this idiot that reality TV stars only get ONE shot. It's all downhill from here.
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Teresa should never leave becuz she IS reality TV. She's shallow, tacky, dumb and fundamentally fake just like reality TV.
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Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:47pm.
Jacqueline strikes me as that ugly fat chick we all went to high school with who somehow managed to marry above her station in life and lose some (not all) of the weight and now thinks she is the shit.
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The only problem with that sentiment is that Jacqueline is not ugly, I think she's got that cute factor going for her. :-/
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Out of the bunch, Jacqueline is the only one I found to be remotely attractive. Just wish she'd wipe off some of that make-up. All the Real Housewives wear too much make-up. Not attractive.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:16pm.
As much as I despise Teresa, I wanted her to stay on the show so I can continue to make fun of her, Juicy Delicious & their gnome-like gorilla children
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That wasn't right to say, leave the kids out of it.
Yet I totally agree with your every word, about the whole Band.
Those children of the Band are so weird, they freak me out like the Oompa Loompas did when I was a kid. Like I dread them - I fear them - yet I'm grotesquely fascinated with them and their beyond strange and hideous 'couture' clothing and constant headbands.
I am all sorts of wrong.
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Im guessing that Teresa has another brother who married a black girl and the family disowned him, thats what Danielle meant by did you acknowledge your nephew that sent Teresa into a tizzy once the lightbulb went off in her retarded mind, thats one rumor and the other is that her husband cheated with another women and she had a baby, and they are calling the baby a nephew instead of her cheating husbands baby mama drama.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:16pm.
As much as I despise Teresa, I wanted her to stay on the show so I can continue to make fun of her, Juicy Delicious & their gnome-like gorilla children. And I'd love to see the interaction with the SIL she hates -- that would be fun.
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That's so true....with Prostitution Whorah gone and now this bumbling idiot, who will we make fun of? Asshole Simpson and Blohan are boring : (
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:34pm.
All these bitches are foul. But, I do want more Teresa cuz I want Andy Cohen to serve up some cold revenge to that trick! She's been a problem with her lying about everything from money to DUIs and then she had the nerve to put her hands on Miss Andy! Aww hell naw, bitch! You know the Queen of Bravo does not roll like that. Sign on for another year and allow him to make your life hell...you got it coming!
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ROFLMAO. I'm glad pathological liar Teresa and her clan of goofy troll children along with her juicy simian husband are *ALL* gone. GOODBYE!!!!! (Although she was good entertainment, probably on the same scale that freak show people are on Maury Povich) :-)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:47pm.
Jacqueline strikes me as that ugly fat chick we all went to high school with who somehow managed to marry above her station in life and lose some (not all) of the weight and now thinks she is the shit.
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The only problem with that sentiment is that Jacqueline is not ugly, I think she's got that cute factor going for her. :-/
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Season three will be like Tila Tequila's third season: the death knell. It's stale.
Didn't this slag release her own porno (I'm sure she probably claims it was released without her approval, but you know damn well it was her idea)?
And now she's too good for reality tv, huh?
Coming soon to Animal Planet...
She looks like my friend in drag. Sorry Anthony. You're much prettier, beard and all...
So how many of these ho's are broke, now? There's Teresa Gorillaface, Lynne and Tamra from the OC, and one of the Atlanta ones got evicted too or something. I propose a new show: "Real Bitches of the Debtor's Prison"...throw 'em all in a cell and let the catfighting begin!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All these bitches are foul. But, I do want more Teresa cuz I want Andy Cohen to serve up some cold revenge to that trick! She's been a problem with her lying about everything from money to DUIs and then she had the nerve to put her hands on Miss Andy! Aww hell naw, bitch! You know the Queen of Bravo does not roll like that. Sign on for another year and allow him to make your life hell...you got it coming!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I have to say that for as much as I'm not a fan of Danielle's ... she's certainly on target as to how she was treated. I saw it with my own eyes and it looked like nothing more than a set up. First you have the 3 twats attacking her ...never even coming up for air ... and then you drag that nasty old fuck Kim onto the couch ! But I was just as amused as Danielle when Kim and Theresa started going at it. Kim's a useless trick and a backstabber. How Caroline could sit there and act so calm towards her was just amazing.
And for crying out loud, why the fuck couldnt Caroline wannabe matriarch of the mafia family , just accept for 5 seconds that some of the ho's on that stage wanted to put some of this shit to rest (i.e. Jacqueline and Danielle)... so what if it was not totally sincere and kinda stupid ... leave the bitches alone if they want to hug it out! You could tell that Caroline was getting annoyed b/c the drama was actually coming to an end. They know that Danielle isnt coming back - so let her say her apologies and be done with it. Who cares if she was being real or not ... atleast she made the fuckin' effort !
That woman looks like grandma chimpmunk. Why these fugly broads want to show themselves off on camera is really funny.
Jacqueline strikes me as that ugly fat chick we all went to high school with who somehow managed to marry above her station in life and lose some (not all) of the weight and now thinks she is the shit.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:23pm.
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Makes you wonder what Andy's hands are doing under the water doesn't it? Odd coupling if I ever saw one...yet they do look good together.
"A man has so much more to offer...you know what I mean?" - Blanche Devereaux
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Canadian Reality Shows:
quite a list, EH!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_reality_television_series
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:14pm.
YES I have seen those pics and others from when he was younger and hairier in his Fire Island circuit queen days. You can just do a search for them on online. He was more built back then and did not trim/wax so much.
Oh and he has taken dips with Daniel Craig...the first gay 007 LOL
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/12/daniel-craig-an.html
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HOLY SHIT THIS MADE MY DAY REV.! but lol at Andy's painfully gay retard face!! Why is his face like that???? and holy shit Daniel Craig...the fuck are these two doing together?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The reason Theresa hates her SIL Melissa is because of her forehead. It's like clash of the titans w/these two. One has NO head and the other has 12 Head!
http://bravogossip.com/wp-content/uploads/Giuseppe-Melissa-Gorga.jpg
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What about Teresa's brother? I guess the "eyes to close to each other" is hereditiary.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:56pm.
All kidding aside, did you see some picture of him getting out of a pool? When his eyes are not crossed, I think he looks great. I don't give a FUCK about the gray hair. -------------------------------------------------
YES I have seen those pics and others from when he was younger and hairier in his Fire Island circuit queen days. You can just do a search for them on online. He was more built back then and did not trim/wax so much.
Oh and he has taken dips with Daniel Craig...the first gay 007 LOL
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/12/daniel-craig-an.html
"A man has so much more to offer...you know what I mean?" - Blanche Devereaux
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@mcnightmare ITA!!! sidenote I heart u
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I will honestly watch once she leaves.. every time she comes on I change channels.. the others I just love to make fun of but this whore makes me mad.
there is a grain of truth in what danielle says - they did love to gang up on her, and andy cohen loved to egg it on. he's a gay jerry springer, that one.
this show was like some televised bulimia - it made me throw up, yet i kept watching it over and over again.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
ROFL! She's too good for this mess?! Ha ha ha!
Sure, honey. whatever gets you through the night.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:53pm.
LOL
He used to be very hot and hairy. these days not so much. Aging SUCKS!
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All kidding aside, did you see some picture of him getting out of a pool? When his eyes are not crossed, I think he looks great. I don't give a FUCK about the gray hair.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:24pm.
I know Andy is a retard faced fag but I want to hold him like a small child so badly.
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LOL
He used to be very hot and hairy. these days not so much. Aging SUCKS!
As for this trick she is so ugly how delusional can she be to think of herself as hot. Which mirror is she using?
"A man has so much more to offer...you know what I mean?" - Blanche Devereaux
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Some many questions have been left unanswered. Why is her face and her neck always a different color? Are those tits real? Oh yeah, does she have a penis?
So, Danielle called Jacqueline a Las Vegas hooker, and in the next breath whispered sweet nothings in her ear.
Kim G looked old, used up and ridiculous in that blue get up she was wearing. Why does she want to be on this show, isn't she worth millions?
Caroline was her usual self. Now that she has lost all that weight, a trip to the "tightener upper" is next. Her grimaces and down-turned face wasn't in the least bit attractive. But she caught Danielle in so many lies and double-talk that I had to laugh out loud.
This show is fun. It's just reality tv, folks, not real life tv.
Che faccia brutta!
Too good for this? Um..excuse me but isn't this the same woman who cried her eyes out in the back of her car because some mean girl pulled her hair? (whaaa whaaaa boo hoo) Slut, please!
fyi oceanlover saying something shitty and then saying no offense after dosent make it all better it makes you a dumb bitch no offense
see?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
LMAO sucky I picture u saying badly like badleeee
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!