Wednesday, September 8th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 7th!
Lindsay Lohan's new ride allows her to drive, pass out and puke without ever getting out of the car. - Rocket
Runners-up:
The driver may sit on the porcelain throne, but it'd still have to deal with bath seat drivers. - LaChaylo
Ingenious move by Paris to figure out how to flush the good shit down the toilet while still driving - fleawatch
Miss Aretha Franklin's Chichi mobile allows her to drive while letting the girls hang out. - Vern
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Congrats Rocket♥, LaChaylo, fleawatch and Vern♥♥!! Those were all hilarious - great job!!
Ha! I laughed out loud at all of these! (I refuse to say I 'LOL'd'!)
Good job winners!
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
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:) Angel
"Hail NO!" MK as god
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Yay rocket
yay LaChay
Yay Fleeeaa
thanks MK
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Congrats to Rocket, and to fellow RU's fleawatch & Vern!
These are all excellent! WTG & congrats!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
Chi chi mobile! Ha! Funnay winnahs!
Congrats!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
jacuZZi TOPless
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Now I get why Bill and Hillary spent $15,000 on luxury port-a-potties for Chelsea's wedding. Elegance can be rented.
The Mothers Against Dump Driving will have a field day on this..
Not content to merely carry baby wipes, Brad Pitt customized his ride to include a post-modern bidet and bathtub so he could stay fresh anytime, anywhere.
The pimps are all about the recent merger of Cialis and Peptobismol.
When you gotta go, on the go.
www.myspace.com/lazeechile
The set for the new Cialis commercial starring Fergie.
McValtrex's toilet and Doherty and Winehouse's bathtubs are finally put to use!
What Terrence Howard requires his dates to ride before they do the deed, because baby wipes just aren't enough anymore, and you never know when a girl is up for a threesome. Why does Terrence get to drive? Because he's full of shit.
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!
The driver may sit on the porcelain throne, but it'd still have to deal with bath seat drivers.
Tiger Wood's retired penis donates its jacuzzi golf cart to the buy Mel Gibson a blow job fund.
Vidal Sassoon's "Wash & Mo"
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.... if I could lift my leg over my head while wearing a pink tulle mullet all my problems would be solved. - MK
Shitty Shitty Bath Bang
Port-A-Potty DeLuxe. Only available in Piss Yellow.
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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NASCAR limousine
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Just here for the fun
Beware when cleaning the "mud" flaps!
It's the mulletmobile: do your business up front, hot tub party in the back.
God...and I thought I drove a piece of shit.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
Miss Aretha Franklin's Chichi mobile allows her to drive while letting the girls hang out.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
The porcelain mullet: Business in the back, potty in the front.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
VG's new crapper ride is worthy of his new bride.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
the 2011 Cadillac Bidet
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
-Britney Spears
Latarian's new under the hood-rat ride.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Dog's new Hoveround. Hells yay-ah!
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
The Munstermobile during their Bourgeoisie Hippie phase.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
It would appear the Vatican has commissioned a new Poop Mobile.
The new Hovaround: The Liz Taylor limited edition
Bobby Trendy brings the fuckery to Formula One.
Wash 'N Go
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
After their divorces, Tiger and Jesse took a road trip together in a fuckery mobile featured on Jesse's reality show.
So it's true, winehouse and dreamboat are going to tour together.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
not even constipation gets in the way between me and my car.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Stand clear when that thing backfires.
"No bids for this priceless item from the Zsa Zsa estate?? Going once..."
Dear Homeowner's Association,
My deed restriction clearly states I may not have an automobile OR a toilet on my front lawn.
Sincerely
Billy Ray Cyrus
After purchasing their Water Chariot, Debbie and Gary never had to pay to visit another hot springs resort.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
It seems that reports tha Paris Hilton was pulled over for being shitfaced weren't so exaggerated after-all...
Elvis's death reinCARnated.
The lengths Britney Spears' boyfriend will go to get her to bathe...
Christian Bale to the Bat-mobile on it's new look -
"We're fucken done professionally"
If your drive in the cialis hot rod lasts longer than four hours, drain the tub and the oil and call your mechanic right away.