Tuesday, September 7th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Lea Michele or the return of The Runaway Bride? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kate Beckinsale's sand castle building skills suck - Egotastic!

Oh, the Deputy Chief was just making sure that Wonky McValtrex didn't infect the place with her stank. He was protecting the other inmates! - The Superficial

Keira Knightley dressed up like a suede condom for Chanel - Lainey Gossip

Anna Wintour has finally met her match and it isn't Satan - Celebitchy

Zac Efron gives a whisper of his precious pucker on Wonderland Magazine - Towleroad

Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets licks a dick - OMG Blog

Ashley Greene gets wet with Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Tuna

Michelle "Not The Destiny's Child One" Williams looks good to me here, but maybe that's because she's reminding me of a bowl of Peaches & Cream Quaker Oatmeal - Popoholic

St. Angie is saving Pakistan! - Just Jared

Meanwhile, here's Ameriie talking about the important issue that is her hair color - Necole Bitchie

Justin Bieber on the cover of Teen Lesbo Vogue - The Berry

Mark Salling asking Ryan Phillipe if he wants to get in his hole - Popsugar

SamRo must be Baby Max's stylist - ICYDK

This needs to stop - SOW

Kelly Osbourne is still skinnier than the bird in the cage - Hollywood Rag

OctoSana wants $84,000, Mel still wants a blow - I'm Not Obsessed

This is what it looks like after Bobby Trendy uses the bathroom - Cityrag

The Photoshop Awards: The Welsh Gay Ken Doll - Holy Moly!

Posted by: Michael K


Pamela's picture

WTF happened to Lea Michele? Fuck stop being an ano now!

WTF Oxie, not putting yourself in a good light and making yourself look guilty as a muther fucker but I always new something in the milk aint clean even when slores in here were giving me the sideeye!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

beakers bitch's picture

MK, you really wanted to induce excessive eye rolling by linking an AJ post on JJ, didn't you? I'm sure Mother Theresa also had her makeup artists spend a few hours giving her a smoky eye before blessing the people in need with a visit.

Have a sandwich, Lea! Being so thin makes you look old. Seriously, you look much older than Idina & she played your mother!

sonah22's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:25pm.

they should stone her for her whorin ways!

- LOL!

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This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.

It's a travishamockery dammit.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.

sonah22's picture

Omg! Michelle Williams ATE SOMETHING!

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This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.

It's a travishamockery dammit.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:10pm.

Angie looks like a saint! Patron saint of homewrecky hors!!

They're having trouble in Pakistan? Well thank GOD she enlightened us all about it! CNN, you can go home now, Angie's on it. *eyes roll out of head*

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LOLZ Sweetas... you NAILED it !!!!
This smug faced, fake a$$ humanitarian needs to move to Iceland and STAY there!!!!

Ha! Someone over at JJ called her a homewrecker! Wonder how long it will take 'til the comment is hidden due to low ratings.

Leah Michelle looks awful. Her face shape looks better with a little more weight on. She no longer has that teenaged look coveted by young stars.

The people over at Just Jared are CRAZY!
"wonderful Angie"
"Beautiful Angie"
"She looks amazing. Thank you Angelina"
What would anyone have to thank Angie for?

Neurotic's picture

Glee rhymes with twee.

It sucks. The kids sucks, Ryan Murphy, I hate. Jane Lynch is its only saving grace, well maybe Kurt and Mercedes too, but it's no enough to make me watch it.

As for Rachel, errm, Lea Michelle? Who couldn't see this coming? Only maybe surprise is how fast her 'looks' went to shit once she stopped eating.

And Bloat Pitt's architectural endeavors are awful.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 6:07pm.

torpedo LMAO! Under the main pic is a tab "Get the Look!" Um...let me guess. Stop eating and wear some old shoes and a trench. Imma hafta pass on that.

angel - I thought you were 'merican! I don't mean to come across as entitled - those houses have absolutely nothing to do with the flavor of NO. IMHO no "architect" worth his salt would think a trailer on stilts flows with their blend of old French, Spanish and Creole architecture. It would be like setting up an apartment complex next to the Parthenon. NO.

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My friend said I was talking like I was from Jersey today. Crazy man. I was a little whiny what?!

Anybunchawhores, that IS gross. I can feel that. I guess...well, I was saying the other day, Canada's got to be one of the emptiest countries on the planet. And that's why we're ALWAYS building. Like, LOTS! We're preparing to move a shitloads of people in - it's kinda freaky cuz I can't imagine where they'll all go! Everything they build looks like that. And especially when i see these pre-fab townhouses and condos (cuz we're moving money in, apparently - one is SO obnoxious, it's right across the street from the project. So basically you have these two compounds, one for the faux-riche and one for the poor.) I guess I'm just used to it now...This is definitely ONE of their looks. The other one is fake brick. I hate them. I totally get it now.

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LaChaylo's picture

I'll admit it, I like Glee, but I cannot stand Lea Michele. First off, her name, she's no fucking Angelina Jolie (her name's pretty bad ass, even if she is an evil incubus), and she looks downright awful. They need to spread the singing out to the other kids - I really like the former Hooter Girl/shoplifter's voice.

Anyone seen the Anna Wintour doc? I love how her daughter pretty much puts down what she does.

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Manimal5's picture

Kelly Osbourne looks all sorts of awesome right now...what happened?

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

Cookie-Slore's picture

WTF Lea Michele? "I'm a vegan because it makes me feel better" my ass. Stupid bitch set one foot in Hollywood and turned into an Ano pony.

I've been a nerd long enough to appreciate her for her (actually pretty impressive) Broadway background, but this kind of BS just ruins it. The worst part is that, annoying as she is, she used to be pretty cute in a round cheeked, Jewish, theater geek kind of way and now...

Whoever said Faces of Meth gets the cigar, god-DAMN!

GreenFairy's picture

Lea Michele is a biatchy waaaaaaaaaay over rated so and so; from a even more over rated karaoke show.

If I want to see some high schoolish sing a long -dance a long show,I'll buy some bad theatre tickets at close out!

The Sunshine Gang's picture

demi pedophile?

Zappy's picture

LMAO @ christine

christine the hoff's picture

This is a real comment from the Just Jarad retards..

ANGALINA LOOKS LIKE A NUN! ANGALINA, SO PURE!

Yeah, nothing is purer than a blood wearing brother kissing part time lezzy husband stealing homewrecker, I guess.
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QueenieBK's picture

Love how Angie is channeling the Blessed Mother in those pics.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Lea is borrrrring and so is Glee.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

elmo533's picture

@Infamous

Thank you!!! People won't shut the fuck up about how awesome Glee is. It's not that great. If I want to listen to the music they perform there, I'll just listen to the original artist sing it, and sing it better.

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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.

elmo533's picture

Tim can take on Anna Wintour cause he has nothing to loose. What I loved was how he called out Gretchen on Project Runway...that shit was classic.

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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.

Sweetas's picture

torpedo LMAO! Under the main pic is a tab "Get the Look!" Um...let me guess. Stop eating and wear some old shoes and a trench. Imma hafta pass on that.

angel - I thought you were 'merican! I don't mean to come across as entitled - those houses have absolutely nothing to do with the flavor of NO. IMHO no "architect" worth his salt would think a trailer on stilts flows with their blend of old French, Spanish and Creole architecture. It would be like setting up an apartment complex next to the Parthenon. NO.

Dog's picture

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! When the hell will Justin Bieber suffer an accident with a chainsaw???????

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Detective_LaToya's picture

I fucking love Tim Gunn. The end.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"

Pitt looks bloated and super unattractive...exactly like Howdy Doody.

Jolie looks her usual creepy "Night of the living dead" self.
Looks like she borrowed Pitt's shoes for the trip...the pictures where she is wearing the tan trench coat.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/09/06/angelina-jolie-pakistan/

QueenieBK's picture

OMG if anyone ever took/published a photograph of me looking this bad, I'd kill them.

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DeeDee's picture

Tim Gunn best watch out. You know Anna Wintour is gonna go "Tanya Harding" on his ass and club him to death.

Infamous's picture

I think Lea Michele is overrated and I refuse to watch Glee

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Gin-n-Juice's picture

R.I.P.

Glenn Shadix

Rdeadline's picture

What is it with these young women suddenly looking early fourties? I watched Glee once and it was so full of boring sterotypes I didn't watch it again. I really like Nip/tuck so it was very disapointing. Has anyone seen the hair commercial with Lea? She doesn't stand out at all.

mike's picture

So THAT'S the Lea Michelle I've been hearing so much about (on dlisted only). How is it that I saw (most of) one episode of Glee and don't remember her?

http://www.crashbang.co.nz/quake040910/index.html

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:29pm.

angel - have you been to NO pre-Katrina? These houses are so wrong... look at the yellow house in the background. That new thing looks like a deer stand to me. :p

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No - I'm afeared of America:)

And like I said, I have no idea. They DO look like they're made of cardboard, which can't be good. It seems to me they may want to give that shit some greater support, that's fersure. And it kinda reminds me of a problem we have wiht our idjit architects and wind. They've created some serious mammoth wind tunnels. No joke - on one corner on an average day you gotta pushgruntpush yourself the coupla blocks past the building pattern. It's hell. I never go there (cuz I ride) and it's right in the middle of the city....

Anyway - I'm thinking those are supposed to protect against flood, right? Well, what happens when the water goes sloshing under those houses...? Everything makes a difference, right? If they're beside each other or in a line or a block...like - are they creating tidal waves like that...?

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

Chirio's picture

Brad's homes give me the Waco,Tx cult building vibe.

Coma Caca!
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joanne's picture

Those Pitt homes are going for 150 to 200,000 ( so says the make it right site. 200,000 for 2 levels) are taxes low in N.O.?

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:29pm.
angel - have you been to NO pre-Katrina?

My Grandma lived in NO for thirty years in a house like that yellow one. Those Brad Pitt house are so wrong for NO! He obviosly couldn't care less about these people, he just wanted an excuse to play with his big boy blocks.

Chirio's picture

ewwwwww that glow in the dark shit looks like those porn things...something something peephole...where the peen goes into a hole and girl is on the other side...you know what I'm talkin' about?

Coma Caca!
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Sweetas's picture

angel - have you been to NO pre-Katrina? These houses are so wrong... look at the yellow house in the background. That new thing looks like a deer stand to me. :p

angel_i's picture

It's funny cuz Glee actually did an episode(the only one I saw, in fact) where Amber Riley (thank you DListed poster I forget who! IE to others the BBW) was asked to lose weight for the cheerleading team (long story don't make me tell it) and in the end she flat out refused. Saying she felt good in her body and had no interest in starving. She can move, that one, too. WAY better than Lea. She, of anyone, has the most reason to lose - not just becuz she's big but becuz she could achally put it to use. Lea's just tryna be pretty and that's just ridiculous. Amber's already pretty lol.

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

Texrocks's picture

Being skinny for the sake of being skinny is just dumb. Lea Michelle is so going to become America's next basket case.

ritzyroxie's picture

Those Brad Pitt houses are so fug-ass. He's really "giving back"! Ugh, what an asshole.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

that skrag bitch AngieHo could be one of those faces on the commercials - "for only 32 cents a day, you could be providing her with medicine and a hot meal"

eat a burger, bitch.
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Chirio's picture

AnnoAss in the face!

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Sweetas's picture

Angie looks like a saint! Patron saint of homewrecky hors!!

They're having trouble in Pakistan? Well thank GOD she enlightened us all about it! CNN, you can go home now, Angie's on it. *eyes roll out of head*

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Lea Michelle is old and fug looking.

Chirio's picture

Justin Bieber's hair needs to go! making me moody...very moody! chop that shit off!

somehow I've never seen Glee...thank HolyAngelina...but this Lea Michele whatever seems annoying. even her fucking name is annoying me. Change her name to AnnoAss cause she looking like a zombie.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:05pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:32pm.
Memo to Pakistan: Don't let architectural genius Brad Pitt design your new homes.
http://lifewithoutbuildings.net/2008/09/brad-pitts-make-it-right-homes-n...

Holy projects Provy!! The FEMA trailers were nicer than that! I would shank some bitch who thought that's what "people like me" should be happy with.

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Wow. I'm just getting in touch with how ghetto I am over here cuz they don't look that bad to me. I have no idea how to build a tree house tho, so there you go...

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

Sweetas's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:32pm.
Memo to Pakistan: Don't let architectural genius Brad Pitt design your new homes.
http://lifewithoutbuildings.net/2008/09/brad-pitts-make-it-right-homes-n...

Holy projects Provy!! The FEMA trailers were nicer than that! I would shank some bitch who thought that's what "people like me" should be happy with.

ritzyroxie's picture

Holy Crap this thread is killin' me! Funniest stuff ever!