RiRi vs. Willow Smith
RiRi, who has a 9-inch long forehead, and Willow Smith, who is 9 years old, both have new songs and let's throw them into the ring to battle it out against each other, shall we? First up is the grown ass Willow Smith who released the first single off her next album called "Only Girl (In The World" (above).
This confirms that RiRi is an alien cyborg from a planet far far away, because she just released a full album two hot seconds ago and she's already got a new song on a new album out. Damn. Even auto-tune needs a break! Anyways, I would be all over this song if I was messed up on K in the middle of a gay club circa 2001 with my rave whistle firmly in my mouth. Seriously, this song was made for the annoying dude with the rave whistle who killed everyone's buzz by blowing with the beat. Because this song provokes rave whistle foolery, I cannot condone it. Now on to the mini Riri...
Willow Smith, the daughter of musical genius (sprayed with a generous amount of sarcasm) Will Smith, is sashaying onto the music game with her new single "Whip My Hair" (below). When I was 9-years-old, I could maybe come up with a 15-second-long song about saliva bubbles, so Willow has me beat (Ed note: I still could only come up with a 15-second-long song about saliva bubbles and that's it). This is definitely a song Tommy Girl is going to twerk it to, so I will declare Willow as the winner of this battle.
But seriously, both of those songs make me want to cleanse my ears out with some real music... You know, like Stacey Q or Stevie B!
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Actually I think the kid sounds pretty good. Can't believe that is a nine year old voice. She sounds a bit like RiRi at the beginning. Except for that hair whipping line repeated over and over which is very irritating, the rest of the song isn't awful. So what? Is she going to tour now? Aren't there child labor laws about that crap?
Let her be a kid, Will.
Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 5:59am.
Who has haters and swag at 9 years old?
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I was going to ask the same exact question...
"Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:31am.
Anyway, any hair she'd be whipping wouldn't be her own, it would be someone else's hair, sewn onto her head, no? lol"
Tee hee hee, ignorance is so funny! oh em gee!
If any obvious weave-wearing white celebrity had made this song, you would not have said that. Willow Smith has a whole head full of her own hair. If you were so wise and knowing on the subject, you would be able to tell that. The texture is clearly not store-bought. Next time, do your homework before posting borderline racist comments or at least make the ignorance related to the topic at hand, which is the song.
~yeah. like that~
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 5:12pm.
ROFL, Mike! It could be worse, she could be pullin a Fishburn.
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As the demon said in the Exorcist,
"In time, in time."
I could only listen to the first 45 seconds or so. That is perfectly awful. And worse than that, this kid now thinks she is an ARTIST with TALENT.
Anyway, any hair she'd be whipping wouldn't be her own, it would be someone else's hair, sewn onto her head, no? lol
Dreadful...but not nearly as bad as Jada Smith's band. Fucking try hard fake "metal head", it pains me
I hate to bust on little kids but seriously?
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I lasted a few seconds into them. yay for me!
Riris song seriously sucked.
And how gay does Will Smith look when he's posing with the little girl like a hairdresser?
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Who has haters and swag at 9 years old?
The 'Smith' family Oprah episode recently aired over here in the UK - and I have to say - it was all kind of scary. It sounded good on one level - empowering their kids so they use all their talents - but it also was just a little creepy to me. I mean really - is this using their talents or simply using their parents influence and contacts in a way that 99.5% of people don't have the opportunity to? It's all just so planned and orchestrated.
Anyone else thinks little Willow can't possibly have that voice at 9? Im pretty sure she don't sing, Milli Vanilli style.
Both songs are pretty unlistenable, interchangeable with anything in the charts.
Will Smith & his lez beard Jada are souless Scientlogists who made a pack with the devil. They should never have spawned.
When will RiRi's handlers come up with something original??? Her whole "Only Girl (In The World)" shit stinks,just like her tour name "last girl on earth" has been a total rip off from the "Supreme Beings of Leisure: Last Girl on Earth" song which is a million billion times better then anything her people can put together. I wish the kiddies and the brain dead adults who buy into her crap would do a little research & realize that the bitch and her people cant even come up with their own words or original names for tours & songs..............Done!
The real "last Girl On earth" song !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-neqv-WHB8
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 6:11pm.
Both songs are examples of music I never listen to. The only thing I have to say about Willow Smith is that her parents suck ass for encouraging her celebrity seeking instead of making sure she's away from the limelight for as long as possible so she can be a kid. Willow may have a solid future in music entertainment, who knows, she's too young for anyone to say. I do think that if shit like Rhianna and Ke$sha can chart I don't see why Willow can't, standards are real low right now.
--While I like Willow's song (*hangs head in shame*), she is way to young for this, and if I had that kind of money, I would focus on a good education until the kid is at least 18. I understand Will and Jada are into that hippy schooling shit (they opened a school themselves), but I think it's more important for a kid to be well-read and to learn about the arts with discipline (like learning an instrument or something) than to just get a record going at such a young age. Basically these kids are learning that money and fame are the goal of life. That's kind of sad, and I hope they stay sane considering they haven't had to earn things the hard way in this industry like their parents did.
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This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.
It's a travishamockery dammit.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.
I bet Willow's album is going to sell a few million copies, because daddy endorsed it of course. Shameless nepotism.
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Can't hate on Rihanna, bitch is consistant.
I think the Willow Smith song is kind-of good.
*hides*
I do agree that it is weird for a 9 year-old to have a record deal. It's not like her parents need her to make them money...at all. I read somewhere that Will Smith is the highest paid actor in the WORLD. *gag* Anyway, they shouldn't be encouraging this fuckery until she's at least in her late-teens.
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Willow sounds a little older than I would expect a 9 year old to sound. She sounds like Rihanna. Her song is awful.
I like Rihanna's song. Her voice isn't as annoying and she she doesn't sound as much like a robot like she has lately.
You know what? My money's on Willow. I think she's a better singer. If that's really her, that is.
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Nine years old is too young to have a record out. Both those songs suck, anyway.
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"I was born with glitter on my face,
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
I actually went into the clip this thinking "maybe this kid has some talent" and within the first two seconds heard the same overproduced, auto-tuned bullshit that I can make on my "I am T-Pain" iPhone app.
This has officially made me decide to just stick to using my mp3 player in the car and keep the radio off for good.
Awww, hell, MK - Susie Q. and Stevie B. were the SHIT!!! This is plain punk ass fuckery at its finest, so I will just say to both, HATED IT!!
Stevie B.'s When I Dream About You was my lovesick anthem during high school. I need to bring it back, because I'm just as lovesick. Dammit.
Looks like Disney got to her already!
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It made me say "shit" twice. I figured I owed it one more:)
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 7:21pm.
Willow's is waaayy better (sad to say) than Riri's circa 2000 mess. I thought they only played that shit in England, Eastern Europe and New Jersey?
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Ha! That's funny. I had forgotten it already from 4 hours ago and clicked back to check what you meant...and OMG it's right from the beginning. I listen to music for so many different reasons, sometimes that shit doesn't hit me right away. They play this in Miami too, right? Sometimes I like that shit. But not this time.
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@Tigerlilly: you said "crotch fruit." I lerv yoo.
Both of these are for me to poop on. Rhianna's robot voice ruins any good beat and that "I whip mah HAAAAIR back n forth" mess made me want to whip my head back and forth against a wall.
*skips off to find her old "Rhythm Nation" cassette tape*
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Simply FUCK NO to both. Totally unlistenable, production and singing-wise. RiRi's people need to get a new software loop, all her GD "songs" sound the same.
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Willow's is waaayy better (sad to say) than Riri's circa 2000 mess. I thought they only played that shit in England, Eastern Europe and New Jersey? (those bitches cannot let go of house music). Pretty sad when a 9 year old who is aonly famous because of her parents is hotter than you! AHAHAHA
A new song from Willow.Fucking.Smith? I hate that name, that girl, that family and now the entire "music" industry.
Unfortunately, on other blogs, people are loving this mess. We're going to see a lot more Willow. Mark my words.
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Suri wants her baby toupee back.
Too soon?
Its Lil' Rihanna. Now where's Lil Chris Brown?
STOP. TRYING. TO. MAKE. THE. SMITHLINGS. HAPPEN.
I can't stand it when peeps try and shove they snot nosed crotch fruit down my gullet.
Face it, parents, not everyone wants to see your brat "sing", "dance", "act" etc. ESPECIALLY if
a) the lil' booger muncher has no real talent
b) we can't stand the parents
c) both are over exposed.
All apply here, so I say put the Smithlings in a convent or a foster home or on a deserted island...I don't care as long as I'm not forced to watch their inevitable narcissism bloom...
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I don't understand Will Smith and his beard. Their family is quite comfortable financially, so why are they forcing their kids to do this shit? The kid is 9 and shouldn't be worried about getting a "job" for another seven years.
Do you really need to advertise to the world that you're a terrible parent and need to use your children to keep you relevant?
This is just further proof that ego-maniacs should be sterilized.
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I don't want to be mean but it's overproduced CRAP.
That wasn't mean, was it?
Both Will and Jada are just pathetic Parents for what they're doing....I grew up with Will Smith, Fresh prince is still one of my all time favorite shows...but i have now lost all respect for him.
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Not sure why a 9 year-old needs a career, or why they're having her record songs that are geared to teens and adults. Her voice is good, though. But that song really wangs.
but maybe lawrence fishburne should have helped his daughter get the spotlight she wanted so badly and she wouldnt be doing porn..maybe
I really want to say something mean, but I'm trying to work on that...
Dammit.
Why are Will & Jada whoring out their kids? Do they need to drag more dollars into their household?!?
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What a bunch of crap! I couldn't get through Willow's song. My ears are bleeding now.
I would take Stacey Q and Stevie B over this crap any day. the RiRi song sounds like some crap Madonna has done already.
Will Smith is officially the new Joe Jackson. Not only is he pimping the boy in movies...now the girl is a singer too????!!!! Wake me up when these kids write their Daddy Dearest Tell-All...it is bound to be a real juicer.
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I could only get 30 seconds into Willow's song. She's nine! What fucking 9 year old should be singing about hopping out of a Benz, going into a club, whipping her hair (LIKE A STRIPPER!!!)? The whole Smith clan needs to drive off a cliff; except his oldest Trey, who seems thoroughly sans fuckery because he's been raised by his mother.
As for Riri, one of guy friends had a roomate in college who was gay. He LOVED trans and house music--he even had a strobe light in his room. This song sound like the shit he used to listen to in 1999. Aww...good old Eugene...
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Both songs are examples of music I never listen to. The only thing I have to say about Willow Smith is that her parents suck ass for encouraging her celebrity seeking instead of making sure she's away from the limelight for as long as possible so she can be a kid. Willow may have a solid future in music entertainment, who knows, she's too young for anyone to say. I do think that if shit like Rhianna and Ke$sha can chart I don't see why Willow can't, standards are real low right now.
Stacey Q. and Stevie B. were the ish back in my day! Cruisin the blvd. flirting with the boys at the DQ with Stevie B.'s Party Your Body bumpin... hells yea!
WTF does Riri say in the beginning of that song?
"I want you to love me... like I'm a hot dog?"
huh? Give the girl a weenie.
WinnieT -- I agree with you on all points.
Nepotism is a fucking bitch.