Wives Are The New Babies
TLC has run out of BABIES!!!, little people, cupcakes and wedding dresses to throw at us, so now they are sending us a hurricane of WIVES!!! Okay, Sister Wives has a lot of babies in it, but it mostly focuses on some dork named Kody Brown (I rest my case) and his 3 (going on 4) wives in Utah.
While watching this mess of a preview, my first thought was that the Tina Yothers-looking wife at the 0:27 mark really knows how to wear a 90s nurse's smock. And then my second thought was that once Kate Gosselin's shows get taken out back, she's totally going to cross over into this shit by becoming Kody Brown's fifth wife.
Or maybe Jon Gosselin will become so hard up for a check that he's going to tuck it in and stick his titties out to become Kody's fifth wife. Yeah, that's probably how it's going to play out.
via The Awl
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Maybe the man they shot at Discovery headquarters was trying to keep this from being aired. This is pure fuckery.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I'm all for consenting adults living in whatever arrangement works best for them, but I have to wonder how much consent is involved with these women. They've probably had it drilled into them from birth that the only reason they were put on this earth is to be domestic slaves and baby dispensers and that they can't "glorify God" any other way. I'd imagine they "consent" to life in a harem pretty fast when they've been brainwashed into believing that the alternative is excommunication, being cut off from family/friends and burning in Hell for all eternity.
Um.... all I can say is Holy. Shit. Please, 2012, bring the end of the world.
@Starr: Viagra.
Submitted by Starr07 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:31am.
Here's what I wonder: At his age, most men can't have sex more than once a day. If I'm ovulating, and I want it everyday, and if one of the others is ovulating and she wants it everyday too, then, seriously, what happens?
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You masturbate and wait until tomorrow? That's what I do. :)
Here's what I wonder: At his age, most men can't have sex more than once a day. If I'm ovulating, and I want it everyday, and if one of the others is ovulating and she wants it everyday too, then, seriously, what happens?
"The wives work together as a team, and I want to be part of that team." Really? How about you find yourself a man who isn't a pervert and will be faithful to you. Don't bring your kids into this environment. Mother FAIL!
Please keep in mind that if these women are Mormon Fundamentalists they were probably raised to be subservient to men, first their father, then their husband. They have no choice in who they marry, or how many times he gets married before and after. They can only have sex when they are ovulating, and no sex while pregnant. Often there is a lot of hard feelings between the "sister wives", which can lead to child abuse with one mother attacking anothers' children. However, they were probably raised to expect this kind of life and would never think of leaving or living any other way.
one more show i won't watch...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
I'd hate that shit.
I've already pledged to remain single because even in a monogamous relationship, I'd get jealous easily, let alone in a polygamist one?
Fuck to the no.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:46pm.
I smell DRAMA!
We all know how women are. Imagine how smug and insufferable the favorite wife (and you know there IS one) must be.
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I think it's gonna be the first the last that have it out. The two in the middle are in some kinda baby-making competition...but the two on the end are "businesswomen";p
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Hekki: exactly! we women are "moody" lol! so these bitches must be on some brain washy drug or on some shit to say " Yeah we love each other" type of b.s!
yeah yeah go fuck yourselves!No self respecting woman shares a man! Unless it's Hollyweird.
Coma Caca!
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I smell DRAMA!
We all know how women are. Imagine how smug and insufferable the favorite wife (and you know there IS one) must be. There must be such bitchery and catfighting and maneuvering going on in those places. The underdog wife is plotting the death and destruction of the young one. Alliances shift.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "...I don't care if he has a ten inch cock dipped in gold, I'm still not taking my sister's sloppy seconds, let alone anyone else's."
WORD!
why not just be swingers and save yourself the headache and bills??
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Angel: that's crazyyyyyyyy info!! see how the names of the kids get stranger by wife! aaaaaaaack!
Coma Caca!
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Is this even legal? Why is TLC airing this crap?
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BRING BACK the old, glamorous Hollywood!!!
Who watches TLC? Not fucking joking either, I need to know so I can stay the hell away from the people who are the channel's target audience.
Ugh!
MEET THE SISTER WIVES:
* Meri (first wife): 39-years old, married 20-years and has one daughter named Mariah 14.
* Janelle (second wife): 40-years old, married 17-years and has six children - Logan, 15; Madison 14; Hunter, 13; Garrison, 11; Gabriel, 8 and Savanah, 5.
* Christine (third wife): 37-years old, married 16-years and has five children with one on the way - Aspyn, 14; Mykelti, 13; Paedon, 11; Gwenelyn, 8; Ysabel, 6 and Truely.
* Robyn: 31-years old, soon to be fourth wife with three children from another husband - Dayton, 10; Aurora, 7 and Breanna, 5.
Well - we know what the first wife was in it for. you'd think she'd be the slimmest;p O wait! She is! Or WAS, that is LOL! The new one is the youngest and the slimmest. And - just to gross myself out - brings with her two young girls that aren't his.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
WOW this is some crazy shit... pass the martini no olives, takes up too much room from the booze.
Emma Grace Frost
angel LMAO Part French Canadian, thank you for noticing! *fluffs hair*
Manimal:
ummm why would I want 5 husbands? eeeeeee! so I can make them sammies? 5 different kinds? pick after them? make me more crazy? nahhhh, but thanks for the offer hehe. maybe in the next life.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:49pm.
*shakes head* Nah, just marry one and fuck around like errybody else who wants to get their freak on. :p
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How very French of you! I do believe I am in love ♥ ♥ ♥ !!!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:47pm.
Why would i want two husbands? To double my chances that none of these idiots puts the trashcan out on Tuesdays? So two can give me the side-eye like they are doing me a fucking favor when asked to watch their own fucking kids?? Can you imagine that funk in the bedroom after Chilli-night? Naa, i ll pass, thankyouverymuch.
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I might want to RENT some men one day but I don't wanna keep them. Nothanks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Werd UBF and angel!! lol Serrusly. PUH-REACH it sistahs, lawd, donthurtmenow.
Where are the Fundamentalist Mormons to weigh in on this shit! I'm intrigued. wtf would want to deal with a) multiple nagging bullshit, multiple families and multiple pms/periods/pms or b) multiple yelling at your man to get the sink fixed before you choke him out, multiple families and multiple sports season fanaticism? *shakes head* Nah, just marry one and fuck around like errybody else who wants to get their freak on. :p
Why would i want two husbands? To double my chances that none of these idiots puts the trashcan out on Tuesdays? So two can give me the side-eye like they are doing me a fucking favor when asked to watch their own fucking kids?? Can you imagine that funk in the bedroom after Chilli-night? Naa, i ll pass, thankyouverymuch.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
These women need to fall in love, then fall in love again, and again, and again, and see how this SOB likes it.
@fellow spiritual polygamist theorists!:
Can you imagine that with men? For what purpose would you bring another man into the home? So they can BOTH ignore you during the game?;p O! *Smacks forehead!* Double penetration! I totally forgot! That's argument for three even! Bucket List!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by hunnybunny on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:35pm.
And the fake smile at 0:45 is fucking hilarious!:D
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Ha! I couldn't figure that.
She looks like she's saying "I'ma ride that bitch til she runs" LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:34pm.
LOL@ Moremen Religion.
Seriously tho - I'm sure that's how the first polygamist sold it. He was a manly man busy with manly things and he wanted this huge-ass family (as God intended) so when he brought the second one home she was just grateful to have some help around the house.
Makes sense.Besides, they can't all have headaches at the same time :)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:34pm.
LOL@ Moremen Religion.
Seriously tho - I'm sure that's how the first polygamist sold it. He was a manly man busy with manly things and he wanted this huge-ass family (as God intended) so when he brought the second one home she was just grateful to have some help around the house.
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Yeah. Wife No.1 probably just needed a break in the continuous birthing/nursing cycle and was ready to settle for ANYTHING...lol
I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
And the fake smile at 0:45 is fucking hilarious!:D
Check it out people, you won't be sorry!
LOL@ Moremen Religion.
Seriously tho - I'm sure that's how the first polygamist sold it. He was a manly man busy with manly things and he wanted this huge-ass family (as God intended) so when he brought the second one home she was just grateful to have some help around the house.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
This is like...Whoa!
I mean HIM I get, but these women...WTF?
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:18pm.
"Well gosh darn it they better!" I love mormon talk.
Perhaps somebody answered this before but how does this asshole manage to not get arrested? I guess they're not officially married.
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I just read it over there. He's married to one and the others are Committed somethingorothers.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Angle and Sal...I guess you're right the Moremen religion never really took off!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
"Well gosh darn it they better!" I love mormon talk.
Perhaps somebody answered this before but how does this asshole manage to not get arrested? I guess they're not officially married.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
This is really disgusting and I don't why they deserve their own freaking TV show.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:06pm.
Laughing at Angle and Chirio...can't polygamy go both ways? Can't a woman have 5 husbands?
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And why would a woman want to marry 5 different men? I don't think there's anything to gain from it. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:06pm.
Laughing at Angle and Chirio...can't polygamy go both ways? Can't a woman have 5 husbands?
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DO NOT WANT. But thanks for axin':)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
@giddy goat:
ITA. I was chalking it up to issues, which I still believe is also right but these are generational polygamists from Utah (which I had to go look up) so I'm just going to go ahead and assume they're Mormon.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Laughing at Angle and Chirio...can't polygamy go both ways? Can't a woman have 5 husbands?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
"LaughingAtCriticizers Aug 8th, 2010 | 12:21 am
LOL! LOL! Men are BORN to BE FREE!
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The dude has watched the King and I one too many times.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Bread and circuses at it's best.
Polygamy never made sense to me b/c in order to find a new wife you have to basically cheat, which is a spiritual no-no.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If this is real, I am horrified...if people want to do polygamy fine (not my cup of tea) but these women seem so robotic and forced to be like this.The "husband" looks like a closeted gay dude and the women all seem extremely fake and unhappy. It doesn't seem like a 'willing' choice for anyone...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Hi angel_i,
While it is true that some Fundamentalist groups do systematically practice statutory rape as part of polygamy, others simply pass around grown women like they are chattel. If a "husband" falls out of favor with the church, his "wives" are taken away and given to another "husband" in the community. Basically women are property to be traded around like baseball cards. If a woman leaves her "husband" he keeps the children since they are also his property. To me, this is essentially the enslavement of women and children.
edited to say I have no problem with consenting adults forming unconventional families that may include more than one husband or wife. The difference being that all parties have equal opportunities to make decisions in the relationship.
LMAO@douchebaguettes. I would SO not eat that.
Every time I read "Sister Wives" I think "with Uncle Daddy". It's not pleasant. *shudders*
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Polygamy-Practicing Mormon groups are those that currently practice polygamy, regardless of location.
Enough with the practicing already!!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
You know, I'm starting to think that hostage guy had the right idea.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.