Tuesday, September 7th 2010
Keanu Reeves Breaks Rules
The saddest and loneliest hapa hobo in all the land smoked a ciggie, drank some coffee and had a funny conversation with his phantom friends (who are made out of air and smog) in a parking lot in NYC today. And Keanu did all of this in front of 3 NO LOITERING signs. Whoever put up those signs was triple serious about NO LOITERING shit, but Keanu is doing it anyways. I swear, celebwhores get away with everything! Someone should've CITIZEN ARRESTED his ass. Or maybe they just felt sorry for Keanu the same way the whole internet has for months.
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Damn..he's so hot. I would lick the sweat off his balls. I loved him in Point Break...yeahh!
aahhh i want to tell my keanu story!!! its totally cheesy but this shit never happens to me so i have to tell it.....ok so ive had the hots for keanu ever since i was 17 im 41 now (uhhhggg) anyway ive had his image in my room since then i still have a bill and ted sticker on my bedroom door mirror yeah genxer residue!!(including the framed joe strummer poster!!)during his dogstar stage my best friend and i stalked him out backstage at Slims nightclub in San Fran...no one was hanging back in the alleyway where the back exit was except a parked car some dude getting head from a hooker yes this was the shady part of SF but other than that no one else but me and my bud...roadies gave shit away cause they came back there and tried to shoo us away telling us they where going to call the cops on us...my friend was getting scared and telling me we should go but i was like look why else would they keep telling us to leave fuck them let them call the cops if its such a big deal....so sure enough eventually out comes our husband(in our minds)but then all of a sudden (i dont even know where all)the skanky bitches popped up...that was a drag that shit was like-he shows up and poof!! a bunch of skanks appeared out of nowhere....i swear it happened that way uhhh....so anyway ima big and tall girl and my buddy is this little short girl so i grab her hand and pull her with me...i bulldoze us through the skanks right up to him....i ask him to autograph my dogstar cd ask for a hug (no i did not wait for a reply yes i know that shit it rude but fuck at least i wasnt trying to pull out his dick like the skanks!)i give him a kiss on the cheek and move over so my friend can get her greet in also....once she is done we ran off like a bunch of 12 year old screaming beiber fans (we where 20-somethings haaa!!)so yeah thats my favorite story cause how many people can say they got to meet their teenage crush...im sure he hates that kind of attention though...but im happy i got meet him on the first try...we saw dogstar 2 more times but never got that close to him again...he was really uncomfortable with the skanks asking him where he was staying i remember that haaa....this was maybe around the time his girlfriend lost their baby...i think the other 2 shows she had passed away as well...he has had a sad life....fame and fortune dont bring u happiness....sad sad but he still is pretty good looking and he still seems like a genuinely sweet person..
He was kind of appealing in Constantine, and I'm not even attracted to actors.
There was this one scene in the movie when John Constantine is probably in his late teens/early twenties...and it's not Keanu Reeves, but I want to know who was playing youngish Constantine because he was hot.
Long dark hair on some men can be very sexy.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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I love Jewslim's story and feel faintly jealous (actually a lot). Great way to be a cool non-fan.
He can't act his way out of a paper bag but he looks mighty fine trying.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 7:38pm.
He's playing all down and depressed in order to get laid. Some women are suckers for that kind of stuff.
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You got my number! I have an Eyore complex for men. The sads turns me on.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 7:38pm.
He's playing all down and depressed in order to get laid. Some women are suckers for that kind of stuff.
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You got my number! I have an Eyore complex for men. The sads turns me on.
He is a good looking man, but he sucks balls as an actor. I still shrudder at his performance in Bram Stroker's Dracula. I would choose the machine over him in the Matrix. Now I HATE all the Matrixes for personal reasons.
I agree (Kitty1) he is friggin' hot! Always has been - but damn I love him with that scruffy just out of bed look!
He's pretty fucking hot.
Submitted by Jewslim on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:11am.
OK OK I know this is late, but this guy has been next to my house in Ft Green Brooklyn for the past few days. He was smoking on my stoop, and my dog plowed into him when he was flying down the steps to pee. hes been 2 doors down taking pictures in some apartment. I never liked him much, but i went up to him and said "excuse me aren't you Ted Theodore Logan Esquire?" He said "Indeed I am, Be Excellent"
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O man! That's a nice story. Damn.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
i wanna make him my screensaver. yum.
I love this guy. There aren't a lot of us true introverts but I sense he's one of us. I know people like him for his eternal good looks, but I actually respect him for reasons beyond looks. No, he's not the most intellectual person, but he does have an innate intelligence that comes out in interviews. Perhaps he's perceived as dumb because he's not very gifted with expressing himself, but I think that's partly due to him being introverted by nature.
Oh Keanu, I'm a fellow HAPA introvert too, there's no shame in enjoying solitude....better yet we could enjoy solitude together!
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
he is so incredibly hot.
Is it wrong that I find him INCREDIBLY attractive here? and I didn't think I was that kind of girl either.
LOL Daddy Long Legs! I'm glad he's not short!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
no hes really tall, well id give him 6 feet, cause im 5'7 and he was alot taller then me. hes build like a daddy long leg spider
Jewslim LOL that's so cool! yes, go make him a turkey or something! Is he short? I find most of them are IRL
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:39am.
Jewslim: Keanu?
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yeah, hes been there for the past 3 days. DeKalb and Clinton
hes so small frail and glittery in person, but in all he was also very nice, so i no longer hate the guy, I JUST WANT TO FEED HIM THANKSGIVING DINNERS!! YOU NEED TO EAT KEANU!!
Jewslim: Keanu?
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
LMAO MK re "saddest...hobo...phantom friends". for real, your descriptions of any sitch is dead-on hilarious.
Oh god this guy. He was, is and always will be a hotmfker. Something about him. He's got that natural 'i don't give a fk' look. And he leaves his hair alone, unlike Jared L.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
he got a percentage of all the matrix movies and when he was in his hey day he pulled in 10 mil per picture. He's worth half a billion. I feel sorry for him because he's suffering the same as Clooney in terms of female "fans" who follow his personal life. I wish him luck. Maybe he should hang with Sandra Bullock but they are more like bro & sis from what I read...
Keanu still is a sessy mutha....and I find the scruff irresistable on him! Can't act worth a shit, but everyone hired him for his looks...but actually he was good in a cop movie I saw lately so he is coming around...only took about 20 movies, but hey, practice makes perfect!!
Submitted by Jewslim on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:11am.
OK OK I know this is late, but this guy has been next to my house in Ft Green Brooklyn for the past few days. He was smoking on my stoop, and my dog plowed into him when he was flying down the steps to pee.
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Keanu was flying down your steps to pee? :)
OK OK I know this is late, but this guy has been next to my house in Ft Green Brooklyn for the past few days. He was smoking on my stoop, and my dog plowed into him when he was flying down the steps to pee. hes been 2 doors down taking pictures in some apartment. I never liked him much, but i went up to him and said "excuse me aren't you Ted Theodore Logan Esquire?" He said "Indeed I am, Be Excellent"
Well, that there's nothing a little soap and shampoo wouldn't fix.
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:08pm.
@squiggles...ok, well I'll take your comments into account, then... but I still think he's a wooden actor and a dirty hobo man, k? ;p
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Oh I totally agree with you...he was particularly horrendous in The Devil's Advocate (which I have seen a million times b/c I like Pacino in it)!
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YAY! Not alone! (I also love the Devil's Advocate but still hate Keanu:) Thanks!
And TY, vidz, as well - I think it's a pretty awesome reminder, myself;p
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Looks like the parking lot on Great Jones St, he makes stalking easy.
I love him. I don't care what anyone says.
No he's not the greatest actor, but I enjoy a lot of his movies anyway :D Plus he's still hotter than most of the celebs out there now, scruffy beard and all.
@Vidz mmmmm Ian Somerholder I love his eyes!! I never new this dude was mulatto if thats what Im gathering from comments.
My type goes for more the italians and swings away from the Irish maybe because Im full blooded Irish? I dont know though I love any dude with a no care attuitude!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I love him. I don't think pap pictures of the dude drinking coffee on the stoic side means he's depressed. I look the same way before I'm fully awake. Besides, it'd be worse if he flashed a fake ass smile and a Lohan-esque peace sign.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
He's not alone here, there's someone sitting on those black stairs in front of him. They're simply cropped out of the picture.
Whoever it was who loves Florence King, you rock! And Ambrose Bierce, and Saki... yes!
-Einah
I got the impression that Keanu was soft-spoken and very down to earth, and not conceited or pretentious.
And for every hot mulatto, there are tons of ugly.
Trust.
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Me thinks he drinks too much.
Looks hungover to me.
I'm surprised no one linked to the pic (same suit as the 'sads'), barfing out of a car door.
Most of the comments about Keanu Reeves are positive,which is quite interesting. Troy P. (the Pittsburg Steelers with fabulous hair) and Rachel Maddow had the same effect. Three VERY different people in different jobs-could their lack of the Celebrity Cunt Syndrome be the common denominator?
Given the chance,I would do nasty,wicked things to Keanu Reeves until he stopped screaming,cook his dinner,and light his cigarettes. In _Much Ado About Nothing_,he and Denzel Washington played half-brothers...the sight of all that hot manliness in leather pants made my toes curl. If a Black Irish type or a Levantine had been in the film as well,I'd still be drooling.
Leave Keanu ALONE!
He's an introvert, so what.
Call me Keanu!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:26am.
Sue Townsend is screamingly funny-I've read most of her books.
What's wrong with being a loner, he doesn't seemed bothered to spend time alone. This makes me like him.
Submitted by ballerineboheme on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 4:41am.
Sorry about the double post!
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by ballerineboheme on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 4:41am.
I agree...I think biracial people are so beautiful. Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy for example is hotness personified!
OH YES! He reminds me of a younger Gary Dourdan.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
I agree...I think biracial people are so beautiful. Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy for example is hotness personified!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:58am.
Give me dark hair, and dark OR light eyes over blond, although I like both.
I go weak at the knees for black Irish. The whole contrast of steely grey/cornflower blue against a shock of dark hair and sweet red lips. Too bad we don't have any here.
I also love half-black guys (and girls). It's just just something about olive skin and light eyes.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:35pm.
LOVE men like this, who ooze sex without trying, nothing like those posers with strategically unbuttoned buttons and way-too-tight shit and, well, anything Jared Leto wears to douche it up.
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I agree 100% and Keanu can get it any day, any time, any place ;)
I don't get it. Keanu took a percentage from the Matrix, he should be dressed in wads of cash not hobo clothes.
Give me dark hair, and dark OR light eyes over blond, although I like both.
And I don't think Keanu is an outright homosexual, although he may be inclined to bend it like Beckham every now and then.
But who really cares?
And being alone and lonely are two different things entirely. But grown ass folks know that.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:40am.
Keanau is a fortunate gay homosexual!
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That's redundant. Discuss!
Keanau is a fortunate gay homosexual!
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I'm such a sucker for tall, dark and handsome. Blonde guys (and gals) do nothing for me. Except Sawyer, but only because he's a mean, sexy sonofabitch.
I LOVE Dottie Parker and P.J. O'Rourke and King took a while to grow on me.
Speaking of divinely funny, do you read Sue Townsend? Her work is more geared towards juveniles but I love her! Really good laugh-out-loud reading for those stressed out periods. I will also take this opportunity to plug my FAVOURITE book, that no one else has seemed to have read.
One Big Damn Puzzler by John Harding. It's the funniest thing ever.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
His expression looks more like "I don't give a shit" to me. And I'm perfectly fine with that. I enjoyed a few movies he made, and somewhere I still have some naked pictures of him (no peen, sorry), but there has never been a time when I screamed that I have to watch his new movie or anything, I just think that he's one of the few people who make life (in general) a little better. As it has been with Paul Newman for example. And if I would think about it a little more I would come up with a few more names of people I would miss if they weren't around.
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 1:02am.
We have this in common as well-lust/admiration for Keanu Reeves & other tall,dark and handsome guys! And Oscar Wilde. Dlisted is THE place for witty misanthropes.(not that i consider myself witty,but you know what i'm saying.)
Speaking of witty misanthropes,are any of the following writers favorites?I'm asking all Dlisted degenerates.
Ambrose Bierce
Joe Queenan
Florence King
Taki
Dorothy Parker (more of a wounded romantic than a misanthrope,but divinely funny)
P.J. O'Rourke