Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Ohhh, Singer 1 is spitting mad at Singer 2! Although she has been playing it fairly cool in the press, Singer 1 has been completely obsessed with securing a certain gig that is likely going to Singer 2, and may be letting her emotions get the best of her. Singer 1 argues that of the two, she is the one with better record sales, is a better performer, and is much more popular than Singer 2. Even more galling is the fact that Singer 2 didn’t even want the job until Singer 1 expressed interest. Singer 1 also recently told a small group of people that she is the only “real singer” of the two and referred to Singer 2 as a cut-rate “no-talent wannabe.” (Blind Gossip)
Mimi for singer 1, JLo for singer 2 and American Idol for the job? But I'm not sure about this guess since JLo's name has never EVER frolicked into the rainbow fairy enchanted forest that lives inside Mimi's head.
This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker. (CDAN)
The network is E!? The show is The Spin Crowd? As for the hooker employee? All of them! Every one of those bitches look like they were annoyed that they had to move their whore game from "Adult Services" to "Casual Encounters" on Craigslist.
We don’t want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won’t mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own. (BuzzFoto)
The ride has to be the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland since every body does some kind of boning on that ride (make sure you wipe before you sit). As for the D-list star, I'll go with Danny Pintauro, Corey Feldman, or Scott Baio (ha)?
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Singer #1 Floptina
Singer #2 Gaga
#2- those kardassian sisters take miami. scott called one of the girls a hooker which seemed like tyoical scott dick-ness but maybe he knew something the viewer didn't, eh?
and you'd have to be on the "Small World" ride to lose your virginity - nothing else would give you enough cover.
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The Haunted Mansion ride isn't long enough for such escapades! How could anyone do anything during that ride when it's just so much FUN looking around!! I guess if you live there tho and go a lot anything can and will happen. I'll remember to bring Purell next time I go....
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Maybe #3 is Ricky Martin. The Mendez's father took him to one of those Disney places while he was in Menudo and rumors were he molested him.
ScarfnBarf -- "#3 Danny Bonaduce & Mr. Kincaid" -- thank you for making my day! That is the funniest shit!!!!!!!!!! And I'm ashamed I'm old enough to remember Mr. Kincaid.
I don't think number 1 involves Mimi...she's still too big for that...possibly JLo but didn't the producers drop her large booty out of contention because of her diva-witch-like demands?
...Anyhoo either one would be a huge step up from the likes of Ellen D...what WERE they thinking last season?!
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
DESPISE JLOW THE HO TO HER CORE AND IF SHE HOSTS AI SHE IS THE REASON I WILL QUIT WATCHING...now Mariah is crazier than crazy, but the bitch has real talent..Jlow..only talent she has is marrying, stealing husbands, and being a skank...
OMG, I so want to know who #3 is!!!
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Number three is Mario lopez fo sho.
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I couldn't resist watching a couple of vidz of The Spin Crowd this morning for breakfast and they were all as annoying as expected. Number 3 = Any Disney kid.
Submitted by Miami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 6:32am.
Agreed. Mariah Carey is stranger than strange,but definitely a talented singer/songwriter.
There is no way that number one is about Jlo and Mimi. The gig is not American Idol.
Why would any self respecting popular singer want to go on AI? Plus that show seems like it is on live every day, which means you have to be there for taping. Mariah wants to spend time with her husband and go shopping at this point.
JLo is not even in the same solar system as Mariah when it comes to talent. Every song Jlo sings is digitally remastered with back-up singers, so you can't hear her real voice which is off key.
Its not MIMU and Jho, its BAYWOLF AND LADY CACA!!! They have a rift and still gotta perform together
#3-Doogie Howser.
Blind Item number one would be sooo much more interesting if it involved the Simpspm sisters and hair pulling and stomping feet
# 2 is totally Spin Crowd. Those bitches that are "working" don't even know each other. It's like they never met before the cameras showed up.
And dude below me, nice avatar.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 1:00am.
#1 probably IS J-Lo and Mariah, but honestly, MiMi don't need no checks from American Idol. It would only be to raise her profile to launch another CD, since has last CD didn't do much.
But J-Lo needs a job, cuz hometrick's star is descending quicker than her 5 blocks of booty!
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Let me first start of by stating I hate both JHo and MiMOO!
You clearly are a fan of Pariah though and seem to think JHo isn't as wealthy as MOOriah...
Newsflash...back in the day when she was popular JHomewrecker was a business woman and marketed herself very well.
JWHore has made FORBES list more times than MiMOO has.
They are both washed up and neither "needs" the money more than the other...they both need the exposure though and JHo snatched that wig right from MiMOO!
#1 probably IS J-Lo and Mariah, but honestly, MiMi don't need no checks from American Idol. It would only be to raise her profile to launch another CD, since has last CD didn't do much.
But J-Lo needs a job, cuz hometrick's star is descending quicker than her 5 blocks of booty!
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#2: E! & Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Those Dash "employees" seem a taaaaad suspicious.
TEAM MIMI!!!
I hate these blind items. I'm thinking that for #3 they should've at least mentioned the park. I would guess that security cameras were installed in the 90s, so this child star must've been a teenager in the 90s. A pity that it's a boy. I would've guessed Jodie Sweetin and Bob Saget.
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Could be Mimi bc everything she "said" was true but also because she's crazy jealous/insecure. Isn't she the one that passed a CD store back in the day, saw a large Celine Dion banner, and demanded it be taken down? And wasn't she the snarky one who once said of JLo (when JLo was still popular), "Isn't she the back-up dancer?"
As for who she's jealous of... doubt she cared about JLo on AI but I can see her wanting a cush Vegas gig while raising a baby. I think she's still jealous of Celine.
1. Either Mimi and JLo for "American Idol" or Bobby Brown and David Hasselhoff for "Celebrity Rehab"
2. TLC's "Kate Plus Eight" (the employees, are, of course, her kids; Joel is the hot trick)
3. Spanky and Fatty Arbuckles
Singer # 1 Jennifer Lopez
Singer # 2 Jessica Simpson
I don't think Mariah is interested in anything but having a baby.
And I would love it, if suddenly after all the broo-ha-ha, that Jessica Simpson got named the new Judge. I would actually watch the dumb show if she got the job.
1. Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga
2. I don't know
3. JC Chasez and the dirty old man was Ron Pearlman? Dustin Diamond? Joey Lawrence?
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The blind can't be Mariah. All she has to do is write a couple songs and make more money than jlo sitting on a.I., albums, and mark Anthony. Her song "why are so obsessive me" about eminem, went platinum or gold. I can't see Mariah working at a job. Jennifer Lopez needs work, she doesn't write songs and what crap she has sells now?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Jho ain't no singer.
Michael Jackson and Corey Feldman?- It is a small world after all....
Thanks a lot, the Haunted Mansion is my favorite attraction of all time. Now I'll be thinking about spooge in the DoomBuggies.
Mariah, being a judge on American Idol is so beneath you. Be glad it is going to J.Lo. This show will not last more than 3 seasons tops without Simon. It will keep getting more pathetic.
Oh, Mimi.
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#3 Danny Bonaduce & Mr. Kincaid. The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. Everyone gets off in the Haunted Mansion.
Is Jonathan Cheban (the "Spin Crowd" guy) gay? Because he acts gay but in the promos he kisses a girl. Nah, the kissing a girl thing was just a cover up.
@elmo: I posted it! it's mah proof!
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Clay Gayken and Glamberace for #1.
(yes, I know the Blind Item said "she." I stand by what I said.)
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I saw an interview of Mimi and when she was asked about JLo (this was back in 2003/2004) she said "I don't know who that is". I think MiMi would be good on AI. She's talented in both song writing and singing.
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@ritzyroxie: Uh-huh! That's why I think she cares about this. I think Mimi likes to pretend like she doesn't even notice JLo but she's really can't wait to trip her on her way to the bathroom with a "Omygoodness! I didn't even see you there! No really! I can't see you at all!" lol
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:02pm.
I bet anyone ONE HUNDRED RUPEES that Mimi caught wind of JLo calling her fat once. Wanna bet?
You know that happened! I can picture it now...
J.Lo in her cashmere-mink cape/jumpsuit combo, Mimi in some black spangled jumbo condom strapless crap.
Isn't going on American Idol a step down for anyone with a currently active career? How much does it pay? I know Mariah Carey can make more from a few concerts than they could pay her to be on that show. She shouldn't worry about it, if it's her. J-Lo is at that stage in her career where this is at least a job. Other people are doing what she did, but better and it's over. Mariah doesn't need this. Toss J-Lo a crumb, Mimi!
I might actually watch AI if Mimi judged. Her ridiculousness amuses me...and she IS a singer so she would actually know what she's talking about as opposed to nasally JLo.
I bet anyone ONE HUNDRED RUPEES that Mimi caught wind of JLo calling her fat once. Wanna bet?
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I don't really have any opinions on these blinds, but, damn, MK is working late tonight. He's my hero.
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Why would anyone who has sold as many records as Mimi give a fuck about American Idol and it's death rattle? Let JLO have it and maybe it'll be over sooner!
Mariah! PROOF!
*adusts Detective LaToya cap*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swkjXvK0JrQ
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I think Mariah's next album should be called "Bitch, Please!"
Singer 1 is Barbra Streisand and Singer 2 is Celine Dion. Just because Babs has always been the best bitch ever since Tallulah Bankhead left us. But I know that Babs and Celine to this day meet and sit around on a sofa that costs more that I'll ever make in my lifetime drinking herbal tea and discussing shoes.
1. Mimi vs J-Lo
2. Joan Rivers is supplementing her income from E!
3. Mr Toad's Wild Ride obviously.
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