Wednesday, September 8th 2010
Mah Boo In The Morning!
Here's a sugary drop of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to make your bowl of cereal marshmallows extra sweet this morning (that sentence was an internal monologue). Mah Boo proved that he's an expert multitasker by trying to woo a cab with his biceps and stone fox glare while hitting the pre-programmed "forward to the authorities" button on his phone when my number popped up. Mah Boo held on tight to the extra shirt he always carries around in case he needs to swat a certain gay gnat who comes fluttering around him. Swat me! Swat me!
And even though Mah Boo tried to mute his sexiness yesterday, he still made people "oooooh" from every open orifice (see thumbnail #3).
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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:11am.
Sal,darling.Where to begin? I don't find him attractive but he is interesting enough as a reporter. In a nation full of "celebrities" of dubious origins and worse character, Cooper's elegant elf looks, Vanderbilt ancestors, flaky jet set mother,and super-WASP father give him exaggerated status.(His maternal grandmother had an affair with the Duke of Windsor when he was still Prince of Wales.)Even Philistines picture an infant in the arms of an English nanny with monogrammed silver diaper pins from Cartier;a young man on a yacht or a polo pony. Anderson Cooper is admired more for what represents than for what he does,or who he is as a person.
That's my guess,sweets.
He's definitely not ugly, but he's so...typical!
Between the white haired guys, I like Dr. Drew better. He's more distinctive.
If you gave Anderson Cooper a bottle of hairdye, and dyed his hair darker, he'd look like any other talk show hunk, though, come to think of it...I can't think of any "hunky" talk show hosts, which is why I think he's a bigger deal than what I think he would be otherwise. He's "the looks", in terms of pundits.
My 13 year old cousin finds Glenn Beck good looking. LOL, now try explaining THAT one! He's not gay or anything but he doesn't have any qualms whatsoever when it comes to judging men's looks. He told my aunt last year (then 34) that Glenn Beck looked younger than she does, and you should have seen the look on her face.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Anderson is kind of plain-looking. What does he have going for? If he didn't have a show on CNN would people notice him? When he's not on TV this is the kind of clothes he always wears. I just don't understand the obsession with him. Is it the premature greying?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Damn - he could have at least ironed the damn shirt, right? But those jeans do him justice - cute ass!
No offence MK, but he looks like a LEGO character.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
TOTAL BOTTOM !!!
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
MK, I think you deserve better than AC, but I definitely support your unhealthy love of all things mah boo. His nerdiness definitely lends to the hot factor.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
Oh, goddamn. That is one hot gay boy. The butch military tshirt is a nice touch.
I never thought too much about him, but he looks really good here.
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"I was born with glitter on my face,
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
Sexay!
He NEVER wears shorts. Must have really skinny white legs. I'll bet he could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
I wonder how he reacts when someone yells out gay slurs at him? I am sure he has heard that at least a few times. He must have--he lives in New Yawk and we all know how some of its residents are.
It's cos he's not giggling. He's way hotter when he does that.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:17am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:13am.
That's okay, I stole it from Spongebob! ha! having kids DID pay off!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:13am.
"dumb as a sack of diapers"... that's my new excuse for... well, everything that i do!... i thank you
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
did you see him on celebrity jepardy? he either choked or is as dumb as a sack of diapers. I was rooting for him too, and shouting out the answer for him and everything.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Is it the jeans or doesn't MK's boo have much of an ass? Not a bad peen bulge though.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:57am.
EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:44am.
You just know he smells good too.
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i never stood a chance with Nitty
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Aww, that's not true ESE. You know I'm yours after the first White Russian.
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first one, huh?.... you're late!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:44am.
You just know he smells good too.
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i never stood a chance with Nitty
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Aww, that's not true ESE. You know I'm yours after the first White Russian.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:50am.
For real, NitWitty. Was ABooC the one who picked up that kid that had some concrete or something fall on him and he was bleeding and erryone stood around and Boo lifted the kid up and ran w/ the kid to safety, telling him, he'll be alright? Genuinely telling the kid that. Was he the one? I think he was. Love him for that.
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Yeah, he's the one. And "I need a hero," by Bonnie Tyler was playing in the background while smoke was wafting through his manly hair...
Or something like that.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:44am.
You just know he smells good too.
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i never stood a chance with Nitty
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Not really feelin' the Zoolander stare AC's throwing out for the cabbies.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:44am.
You just know he smells good too.
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For real, NitWitty. Was ABooC the one who picked up that kid that had some concrete or something fall on him and he was bleeding and erryone stood around and Boo lifted the kid up and ran w/ the kid to safety, telling him, he'll be alright? Genuinely telling the kid that. Was he the one? I think he was. Love him for that.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Nothing makes e happier than MK's love for AC.
You just know he smells good too.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
*hugs to Boo Cooper hitting the nyc street beat*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
again.. another one I was so not impressed when I saw him in person.... I will just pretend it did not happen.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:27am.
I'll tell you what's hot about AC, all of the Vanderbilt money he's going to get after mommy dies. That's all.
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yeah, still not doin' it for me
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'll tell you what's hot about AC, all of the Vanderbilt money he's going to get after mommy dies. That's all.
Don't let the haters get you down, MK. It just means more silvery man bush for you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:04am.
Yeah, cuz guys with bigger tits than a girl are so hot!
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finally my implants are paying for themselves!!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
seriously, MK... i see a restraining order in your future... and i also see you framing it for posterity
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Yeah, cuz guys with bigger tits than a girl are so hot!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Is that t-shirt freshly out of the packet or was it just ironed and put away that way? Either way, not hot, MK, sorry.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
In what century and on what planet is this weasel faced man "sexy" "cute" or "perfect"?!
Some of really do need to get out more.
Meh, he's a bit too 'Blue Steel' for me.
In my opinion he's more cute than sexy, but hey, I enjoy watching the guy.
He's almost too perfect.
But I enjoy looking at him too.
*yawn*
Not a way to start the morning, MK, much less a Wednesday.
Uncle Brain-fart : So Hawt!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Coop is lookin' hot.
Yup. He's pretty much the perfect man.
I'm with Michael K. He is delicious.
Silver, smart, and sexy. Me want some.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:35am.
He always looks so perfectly perfect!
What does his tshirt say? Iraqui Freedom?
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Our Military Mission in Iraq is called "Operation Iraqi Freedom". His shirt is probably from one of his news-stunts on a Military Base over there.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
He always looks so perfectly perfect!
What does his tshirt say? Iraqui Freedom?
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Snow on the roof. Me likey.
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Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
where's the other hot piece of shit that's licking on his dick? I like him a little bit more.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Damn he's hot!
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
lol! you're a freak MK!
Coma Caca!
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