Racine, You In Danger Girl
Don't worry, Maddox is placing his hand on the Rosetta Stone right this second to get the French translation for "You in danger girl" to text this Racine ho. Jennifer Aniston is off the hook for the day, because Maddox has bigger tricks to fry.....like Racine (or "Ratcine" as Maddox is already calling her).
Racine, a 22-year-old French model who works as a fancy flight attendant for a private jet company, tells Star Magazine that she has licked on the vampire marks left by St. Angie on Brad Pitt's balls while they were up in the air. God must have been taking his afternoon nap while they were doing it, because I'm surprised he didn't grab the plane and shake Brad's peen out of Racine's snatch as a favor to his main homegirl St. Angie.
Not only does Racine swear she got it on with Brad, but she also brags about how she has taken a wet ride on three of St. Angie's leftover peens.
The article on Star's website doesn't really say anything else, but they do leave us with this quote from Racine about how she loves to fuck claimed dick. A quote that is definitely going to gain her membership into the Homewreckers Union, "They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I'm able to give them what they lack." And just like that, all the blood rushed straight to Sienna Miller's bull dozer vagina.
In all seriousness, you can't just blurt out that you fucked Brad Pitt without presenting some evidence to the court. A picture, a text, a used condom, or even a vial filled with the joyous tears that fell out of Brad's eye holes as soon as he stuck his wang into a vagina that didn't bite at him.
I was joking about the Homewreckers Union thing, because Racine's mistress whore game is bunk shit. And Maddox should go back to his regularly scheduled programmed (example: crank messaging Aniston on Match.com).
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:53pm.
I'm suprised famous men have sex with nonprofessionals after so many got caught lately.
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I know, right? Unless he wants to get caught. It wouldn't hurt his image either, because when he got caught before he only got more famous and loved.
This thread has fewer than 90 comments...further evidence that these hos are getting BORING.
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This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.
It's a travishamockery dammit.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by justincase on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:07pm.
Amen.
I'm sure that Angelina Jolie can afford some bad karma her way, but Frenchie (IF she's not lying) sounds like trash too. Sorry.
Usually these women who fuck and tell are so proud of themselves that they tempted a man to cheat on his wife that it wouldn't matter whose husband she fucked. That's why it's tacky, the principle.
As much as I'd hate to defend Scrangie, this twat is not anywhere close to being above her level. She's a "model" who fucks and tells = she's a famewhore.
Then again, this wouldn't be the first tabloid that "caught Brad Pitt cheating", but if so, once a cheater always a cheater. If this bitch thinks she's anymore special than Scrangie, she's in for the shock of her life.
Then again, as Brad Pitt ages, his looks continue to deteriorate. Even though I personally have never found him that attractive to begin with, he won't be able to pick up chicks as easily and may have to settle one day...
*smacks self in head* But silly me!
I forgot, in Hollywood once you become a certain age, good looks and overall charm don't really affect the decisions of young famewhores. After all, look at Vadge and her model (?) boytoy Jesus. Status can land you anywhere with whomever you wish.
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It is one thing to do it and another to go public. Sounds like a budding young famewhore with a French accent; very low-classy.
This must be a VERY OLD picture. He hasn't looked like that since 2006.
And their star power must be in the shitter. I love how she was refered to as "a homewrecking star" on MSN's homepage. Nobody would have dared to write that 4 years ago.
Speaking of that trick, she needs to stop trying to look like Mother Threasa. Trick's in Pakistan talking about how burning the Quran is a huge sin and telling people Pakistan needs more money, yet it's been reported this bitch just payed $40m for a house! You fucking trifling bitch. Most people make $50,000 a year (if that) and this bitch has the balls to tell people they need to donate more money? Pkaistan gets $6b a year in American aid (ie FROM THE FUCKING AMERICAN TAXPAYERS). $6b and they can't buy their people fucking rice! SHut your fucking face Holie.
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Bet you a loonie's ass Racine = Race, luscious young male flight attendant.
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This must be a VERY OLD picture. He hasn't looked like that since 2006.
And their star power must be in the shitter. I love how she was refered to as "a homewrecking star" on MSN's homepage. Nobody would have dared to write that 4 years ago.
Speaking of that trick, she needs to stop trying to look like Mother Threasa. Trick's in Pakistan talking about how burning the Quran is a huge sin and telling people Pakistan needs more money, yet it's been reported this bitch just payed $40m for a house! You fucking trifling bitch. Most people make $50,000 a year (if that) and this bitch has the balls to tell people they need to donate more money? Pkaistan gets $6b a year in American aid (ie FROM THE FUCKING AMERICAN TAXPAYERS). $6b and they can't buy their people fucking rice! SHut your fucking face Holie.
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Braddie looks hot on that cover!! The man still looks good.
And this non-story comes from that great writer of fiction, Ian Halperin. So, it must be true!! His fans over at Female First are having a field day. Bless his heart. He keeps giving them something to chew on to keep them alive. Such a good man!! Keep throwing them bones, Ian!! They love this shit.
It's an arangement for publicity at this point. He would look awful leaving her w/ 6 kids.
Of course he is cheating she is a whack job RepubliKKKan. She is a walking eating disorder. He is not stupid.
Please they are BOTH cheating. They are only "together" for the kids and the media.
LMFAO @ "You in danger girl", MK, you really pull out the oldies but goodies, too funny, Im laughing like a retard and on camera if the bosses are watching.
"Racine, a 22-year-old French model who works as a fancy flight attendant for a private jet company, tells Star Magazine that she has licked on the vampire marks left by St. Angie on Brad Pitt's balls while they were up in the air."
Priceless! Too fucking funny!
If it's in Star Magazine, it's the troof.
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Borrrrrrrrring!
If I had to guess one way or the other, I'd guess he's cheated before, but this sounds made up, or at least won't ever be proven. But...it's probably bullshit.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:22pm.
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I thought anyone named Racine was confined to land. In a trailer park. Weighing 400 pounds. Toothless.
TYPO!!
It was Angie Jo that Racine nailed in the mile high club.
BTW every woman I've heard of with the name "Racine" anywhere was a yogurt-plain slut.
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I'm sure Angie has had her share of flings too. This story is going to keep the loons up all night long typing out 500000 million word rebuttles.
LOL CHIRIIII!
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Think of the children of Pakistan!
Coma Caca!
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I was more interested in the headline about Tom Cruise, but that's only because I first read it as "Tom's fling with sofa" instead of Sofia.
Brad and Angie.... yawn.
I wouldnt put it past him for a second ... but I also believe that Elvira is already aware of the infidelities b/c she does it too. They are NEVER together. They break the kids apart into 2 sections at all times ... the twins and then the foursome. If one of them have the twins - the other one has the rest. A family unit my ass. She's been away doing her promotion for Salt for weeks now ... and she goes to Pakistan in her down time? Really? What about family time? The relationship is a sham.
Whatever, Brad Pitt could come out and make a public statement saying "I fucked around on Angie. Our whole relationship was a publicity sham. We're broken up and fucking hate each other", and ten years later the loons would still be rocking in the corner, role-playing with a caketop bride and groom and interracial Lego children.
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Cheating with a 22-year-old French model is so unoriginal. He should have done the deed with Maniston, thus providing hope and solace to scorned 40-something women everywhere.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'm suprised famous men have sex with nonprofessionals after so many got caught lately.
In Canada 'racine' means rootbeer. At least that's what's written on the French side of the can.
Whatever.
Show me the receipts!!
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He probably did nail her and I'll bet Angie really couldn't care less. They probably think they're above an "outdated" arrangement like monogamy.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Well color me completely unsurprised. Cheaters gonna cheat!
now I am singing ♫Racine Racine♫ instead of ♫Jolene, Jolene♫
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:08pm.
I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that I'll wait to hear what James Haven has to say about all of this.
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Not alone! But I'm sad cuz I was hoping lizzieb would come back when the Star said Jane was calling Jen again...
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:15pm.
Sandbitch, just had to say I love your av.
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All stews are ho's. Ask Sparky.
I don't believe this for one minute. Star magazine is a bunch of crap.
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If it is true, that means Racine could have potentially slept with James Haven!
Looks like Tommygirl's people are trying to put the word out that he got with a girl. Umm hmm, yeah...
Racine verbalizes like a Eurotrash whore. I would think that Mr. Skeletina would have been there and done that by now, but hey, guess not.
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I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that I'll wait to hear what James Haven has to say about all of this.
I watched Thelma & Louise the other day, I forgot Brad was in it. He looked so hot back in the day. Now I just want to give him a facial and cradle him for a year long nap.
Rachel Uchitel Part Deux!
Let's get this vamp-bloodfest-screeching-child-army-rage breakup partay started already!!
Enough of this "we're happy/we fight,live separately/secret midnight bootycalls/we're adopting/pregnant again" shit!
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Wasn't there talk on Ianundercover (no I know that site is pretty lame) about Brad getting it on and impregnanting a French model? Anyway ages ago someone linked to it and I never been back there since.
Of course she is in Pakistan for a reason. I thought it was because they just bought some mega bucks Italian mansion and she needs to remind us she is still a saintly angel inspite of the massive house and army of nannies. But of course it could be a big fuck you to Brad who is getting his rocks off with someone with an appetite (although if the air hostess is a model, maybe not).
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:48am.
Is her name really RACINE!?
It means ROOT in French.
Doesn't make sense...
And in Australia, ROOT means FUCK :)
But how can they have this scandal? Aren't they still busy with the Shiloh boy/girl scandal. This scandal comes too soon! They were supposed to wait a couple days.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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She's also young and full of herself. Someday she will fall in love and karma will be waiting around the corner with a taser, giggling to herself.
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so lemme get this straight, this chick claims to have fucked three of Angie's ex's? and this gets a cover story? evidence please...