Wednesday, September 8th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Hanson Bulge
Dressed up like a lesbian mime who paints houses during the day, Taylor Hanson (soft) rocked out with his bulge out at the Paper Summer Music Festival in NYC last night. This might make you "MMMBop" where it counts, so I'll just leave this here for you.
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You know who I love?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCTZmPBsi40&feature=related
She'll never be famous like that either. It's ok:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
kisses@eat.pray.vomit:
LOL. Are you their manager? I didnt know there were HansonLoons.
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That's what I told him to do! LOL! Cuz they're marketing is pure shit.
And after listening to their links this is the rating I give them: lowrent, granolahead 'N Sync.
SoR-RaY!
You should know that I like 'N Sync tho:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
LOL @ Angel_i.
6. "Devil's Nachos" uZac wrote this song about a guy selling his soul for a plate of nachos. Needless to say, it didn't make the album, but even Ozzy can't come up with that sh*t!
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Ozzy? Ozzy Osbourne? Really? That's a jump.
I betcha Arlo Guthrie could.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by RememberNovember on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:37am.
That cock has squirted out 4 kids..
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J.H.C. LOLOMG. That's one mega hall of fame quote!!
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Agreed! That did stick with me. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by legalizeweed on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:52pm.
@ Angel:
There's the rub...they don't WANT to return to that level.
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Ok wow. This is still happening.
Thanks for the link, I'll check them out.
And there are plenty of steps on the ladder between pathetic and people hiding in your backyard. If they want to be pathetic, that's cool but then they probably don't want you out here talking about them like they're awesome either;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by legalizeweed on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:33am.
The Fanson army is as dedicated as the jugaloos to ICP. You insult Hanson, you might as well insult our Moms.
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Since you brought it up, I do believe you are an Insane Clown.
Oh dear.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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The Fanson army is as dedicated as the jugaloos to ICP. You insult Hanson, you might as well insult our Moms.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:06am.
Oh, and I only read one sentence of that entire post, and it was the one about the guy who sold his soul for a plate of nachos.
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I got that! I was wondering why you made a random statement about nachos and then I read back and saw the infinite Team Hanson list.
Oh, and I only read one sentence of that entire post, and it was the one about the guy who sold his soul for a plate of nachos.
I don't do Hanson, and I don't do MTV. I'm sure it's possible to do neither. That is such an absurd dichotymy.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Submitted by RememberNovember on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:37am.
That cock has squirted out 4 kids..
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J.H.C. LOLOMG. That's one mega hall of fame quote!!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:56pm
I'd totally sell my soul for a platter of Denny's nachos. I'm just saying. Best nachos in the galaxy.
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hahahahahahahahahogomglololol
Submitted by legalizeweed on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:52pm.
@ Angel:
There's the rub...they don't WANT to return to that level. They hated people hiding in their back yard and being stalked. They have said many times, their goal is to do just enough promo that their album succeeds, tour, then return home and be normal for a while until they're ready to record a whole new batch of tunes. This cycle takes on average every three years, and they try not to be involved in any publicity that's not music or cause-related.
Let me make your journey less frusterating with a list of Youtube must-sees. Just copy and paste the one you want to see in the search and type hanson with it:
1. "Lay Me Down" It's a song they wrote about a parent losing their kid to the aids crisis in South Africa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6RbUNS0tQ
2."Teach Your Children" CSN cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYLV1OG53Ho
3. "Where Did It Start?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oB6bbn1yVw
4. "Follow Your Lead" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iqFIXDARog
5. "Ain't No Sunshine" Bill Withers cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKm4pPA1mY
6. "Devil's Nachos" uZac wrote this song about a guy selling his soul for a plate of nachos. Needless to say, it didn't make the album, but even Ozzy can't come up with that sh*t! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSyrE-qLV-c
7. Trippy Hanson Video (choose higher quality version)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxgGrNtxUfs
8. Hanson Motivational Posters (higher quality)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1einurmApR4&feature=related
There's way, way more, too, but that's good for now.
Hope the "Fuck it" weares off soon. You're missing out.
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LOL. Are you their manager? I didnt know there were HansonLoons.
Submitted by legalizeweed on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:44pm.
Well, eatprayvomit, I guess you're right. Music only matters if its relevant to whatever pain-in-the-ass teenage demographic that's taken the M out of MTV. Perhaps I should hang up my Hanson hat and ask you to reccomend some whiney emo band with lyrics about how *shocker* they hate their parents and life is sooooo hard when you grow up in the suburbs. Forget about groove, bluesy riffs, and satisfying pocket-drumming: I need me a bunch of black t-shirts and can I borrow your copy of Snarky hipster monthly? I need to review that article about selecting a tasteless online handle and randomly hating on people with a way cooler life. After all, douching on other people's accomplishments is to this generation what the leather Jacket was to the 50's. (Eat pray vomit? At least my username promotes a worthy cause) "...AND PULL UP YOUR DAMN PAINTS!" -Dennis Learey
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It's pretty obvious you drank -all- the Haterade.
I'd totally sell my soul for a platter of Denny's nachos. I'm just saying. Best nachos in the galaxy.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Well, eatprayvomit, I guess you're right. Music only matters if its relevant to whatever pain-in-the-ass teenage demographic that's taken the M out of MTV. Perhaps I should hang up my Hanson hat and ask you to reccomend some whiney emo band with lyrics about how *shocker* they hate their parents and life is sooooo hard when you grow up in the suburbs. Forget about groove, bluesy riffs, and satisfying pocket-drumming: I need me a bunch of black t-shirts and can I borrow your copy of Snarky hipster monthly? I need to review that article about selecting a tasteless online handle and randomly hating on people with a way cooler life. After all, douching on other people's accomplishments is to this generation what the leather Jacket was to the 50's. (Eat pray vomit? At least my username promotes a worthy cause) "...AND PULL UP YOUR DAMN PAINTS!" -Dennis Learey
@ Angel:
There's the rub...they don't WANT to return to that level. They hated people hiding in their back yard and being stalked. They have said many times, their goal is to do just enough promo that their album succeeds, tour, then return home and be normal for a while until they're ready to record a whole new batch of tunes. This cycle takes on average every three years, and they try not to be involved in any publicity that's not music or cause-related.
Let me make your journey less frusterating with a list of Youtube must-sees. Just copy and paste the one you want to see in the search and type hanson with it:
1. "Lay Me Down" It's a song they wrote about a parent losing their kid to the aids crisis in South Africa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6RbUNS0tQ
2."Teach Your Children" CSN cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYLV1OG53Ho
3. "Where Did It Start?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oB6bbn1yVw
4. "Follow Your Lead" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iqFIXDARog
5. "Ain't No Sunshine" Bill Withers cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKm4pPA1mY
6. "Devil's Nachos" Zac wrote this song about a guy selling his soul for a plate of nachos. Needless to say, it didn't make the album, but even Ozzy can't come up with that sh*t! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSyrE-qLV-c
7. Trippy Hanson Video (choose higher quality version)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxgGrNtxUfs
8. Hanson Motivational Posters (higher quality)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1einurmApR4&feature=related
There's way, way more, too, but that's good for now.
Hope the "Fuck it" weares off soon. You're missing out.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:21am.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:06am.
I can't stop laughing. I got attacked by the Grateful Dead person defending MMMBop Boys. That's so messed-up.
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From what I just saw I'd believe they have a "Dead Reborn" following fersure;p
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You're right! I forgot about Cubensis. Only a hack would know about that. ;p
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:06am.
I can't stop laughing. I got attacked by the Grateful Dead person defending MMMBop Boys. That's so messed-up.
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From what I just saw I'd believe they have a "Dead Reborn" following fersure;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by legalizeweed on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:46pm.
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Your passion has inspired me. So I youtubie on yer behalf:
(I have to say tho - MmmBop DID come up first)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_dJhtspu4
That's real purty. Very Don Henley But it's pretty pop-y for such unpopular music. O wait - but that's 2000 still!
*sigh* I see the problem:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itzhanson?blend=1&ob=4#p/u
They're independent and they're kinda too boring for that. They're good - but you really have to bring more than "good" to the table if you're gonna go independent. It's frustrating how they're still stuck on being fascinated by their ability to make a harmony that they don't play with it much...other than that, I can't see what other schtick (beats? (see more below)) they have besides drooled smarties (thank you, fellow dlister *scroll - it's in there*:)
They need a PR pal. They have nothing recent up and their vlogs are horrendous. Their website sent me running - I just so couldn't be bothered -alls I wanna do is hear them and all I can find recent is some grainy upload on their page....? By the time I got to their site I was all kinds of "aw fuck it" Maybe there's more but I don't have THAT kinda time, you know?
It's very pleasant music tho - really soothing.
You know what they need? A fan like YOU to take care of them! Becuz you KNOW they have no money and not a chance in hell of getting any at the rate they're going. There you go! You're welcome! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I can't stop laughing. I got attacked by the Grateful Dead person defending MMMBop Boys. That's so messed-up.
Who?!
LOL@Rolling Stone.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by legalizeweed on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:46pm.
@ wiskytango: Since you asked to get schooled, here you go:
Studio albums
Shout It Out (2010)
The Walk (2007)
Underneath (2004)
This Time Around (2000)
Middle of Nowhere (1997)
That's not counting their live albums or EPs.
I actually didn't care for their MMMbop days. I got into them for their second album, when their musicianship really developed. They got REALLY good after they started their own label and gained total creative freedom.
Youtube must-see: Their cover of CSN's "Teach Your Children." It melts your face, but in a peaceful, acoustic way. Watch it with someone you love. <3
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LOL. MMMMmm bop.
Submitted by legalizeweed on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:17pm.
Hey Eat. Pray. Vomit: 13 years and 5 albums later, that band has evolved and remained relavent among those who bother to veer off the top 40 path. It's certainly not Hanson's fault you're too lame to explore the dank primo crop they've cultivated since. That's like the tools that go "Oh, Counting Crows? Didn't they do that 'Mr. Jones' song?" or worse still "Radiohead? Didn't they do 'Creep'?" completley oblivious to the awesomeness they've maintained to this day. Christ, I'm sick of hacks like you. Pick up a Rolling Stone once in a while and self-educate before you self-humiliate!
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5 albums later and all anyone knows or remembers about them is MMMBop. Really relevant rock there. Their irrelevancy is not my fault. LOL. I'm a hack? Rolling Stone is irrelevant. You're a hack. Spin is where its at. Agirl mentioned Radiohead (in a good way), not me. I don't feel self-humiliated. BTW, the Top 40 forum is over there ----->
he has four kids?????????????? where the fuck have i been? that is ridic
That cock has squirted out 4 kids..I wonder how big he is???
Community college is making me miss university.
I've really got to do well this semester so that I can find my way back into a legit college.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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@ wiskytango: If you're thinking of downloading, tell me which album you're lookin' at and I tell you which songs will give you the most bang for your buck. I wouldn't reccomend downloading the whole thing; some of those tracks are an acquired taste not for everybody.
Nitey nite, Chiri!
and
That he is, A.cotw.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Charlie M. is a good soul.
Angel please see me by the rose garden! ahahahaah! mmmmmmmmmuah! peace out babiesssss I'll be over there <---- or there ------->
Coma Caca!
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Kinky bitches! Have a lovely night my beautiful people! ;)
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:01pm.
Not sure if anyone posted vids of the HOT SLUT Alison HInds...but I am (yes I have her cd..shhh this shit stays here) :
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I KNEW IT! It was the first thing I thought when I saw this post!: I betcha Chiri's got this ho's CD...
LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
LOL UBF!! *spanks you while we dance* sayyyyyy whaaaaaaaaaaa
Coma Caca!
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Haha, naa, koko, by the end of the weekend we should
be caught up..
*rents every kidsmovie from redbox available*
*practices "Mom and Dad really have a bad headache and need some rest" line.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:44pm.
WONDERFUL!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:20pm.
Evening whorz!
Just wanted to swing by and let ya`ll know that tomorrow i m getting my cherry popped (again. its been so long, it counts as a first time)
The hubs is coming home!!
I know you probably dont care, but I dont have anyone else to tell it to...lol
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Good for you ! It's always best when it's been forever and you are filled with months full of lustful thoughts...so we won't hear from you again for a few weeks/months ??
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Haha, Chiri, you made me dig this one out now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1lOyTFsJs
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Not sure if anyone posted vids of the HOT SLUT Alison HInds...but I am (yes I have her cd..shhh this shit stays here) :
Roll it gal:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-fdbp4yJM&ob=av2e
Thundah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcx6uRghk0&feature=channel
Coma Caca!
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ESE: nice!!! King of Ska! take your time! *dances with ESE*
Coma Caca!
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Let's dance closely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w&feature=channel
Coma Caca!
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i'm gonna go ahead and put this here for you all to listen to(or not, do what you wish, see if i care!) while i go out and buy booze and try to find new ways to make fun of Lohan's mother...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMVL5vaTUs
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@UBF: Awesome! I am glad he's home safe.
@legalizeweed: I have itunes up right now, gonna check those out. The only thing I remember hearing about the Hanson brothers in recent times is that Taylor has like 4 kids now. yeesh, I feel old.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
@ wiskytango: Since you asked to get schooled, here you go:
Studio albums
Shout It Out (2010)
The Walk (2007)
Underneath (2004)
This Time Around (2000)
Middle of Nowhere (1997)
That's not counting their live albums or EPs.
I actually didn't care for their MMMbop days. I got into them for their second album, when their musicianship really developed. They got REALLY good after they started their own label and gained total creative freedom.
Youtube must-see: Their cover of CSN's "Teach Your Children." It melts your face, but in a peaceful, acoustic way. Watch it with someone you love. <3
WhiskeyTango,
He was deployed to Afghanistan for 6 months. But on
his way home now! :-)
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:20pm.
Aw yay! have fun ;) Where has your husband been? I don't venture into OP much, so I'm outta the loop.
@legalizeweed: are you being serious? Has Hanson actually released anything worthwhile lately? I'm genuinely curious.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Evening whorz!
Just wanted to swing by and let ya`ll know that tomorrow i m getting my cherry popped (again. its been so long, it counts as a first time)
The hubs is coming home!!
I know you probably dont care, but I dont have anyone else to tell it to...lol.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Hey Eat. Pray. Vomit: 13 years and 5 albums later, that band has evolved and remained relavent among those who bother to veer off the top 40 path. It's certainly not Hanson's fault you're too lame to explore the dank primo crop they've cultivated since. That's like the tools that go "Oh, Counting Crows? Didn't they do that 'Mr. Jones' song?" or worse still "Radiohead? Didn't they do 'Creep'?" completley oblivious to the awesomeness they've maintained to this day. Christ, I'm sick of hacks like you. Pick up a Rolling Stone once in a while and self-educate before you self-humiliate!
I ate a bowlful of grapes and now I'm feeling a little......um.......liquidy.
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