The Wrong Way To Launch A Watermelon
In this preview clip for the new season of The Amazing Race, Claire finds out the hard way what it's like to get slapped in the face by one of Aretha Franklin's chichis. "I can't feel my face" is what most people say when they try to motorboat Aretha, so they all feel Claire's pain!
And then right after Claire almost gets decapitated by a watermelon, her partner Brook tells her that she needs to keep going. Claire was just on the wrong end of a Gallagher facial! Claire has watermelon snot lodged into the deeper parts of her brain! Claire is trying to emotionally deal with the fact that she's going to smell watermelon for the rest of her fucking life! Claire's gums have been replaced by watermelon rind! Claire's vision is blurred by a chorus of dancing watermelons taunting her ass! Claire just got a heavy dose of "BITCH BOOM BYE" in the face by a damn watermelon! ....And her bitch partner says to her, "You have to finish."
THAT BIT....Okay, I'd probably tell Claire the same thing. Well, do you want to get a happy face from Phil at the end of the leg, or a sad face?! See, don't let that bitch ass watermelon keep you from seeing Phil's happy face!
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Right in the kisser!
"CBS has blocked this video in your country"
WTF? use ninja proxy... WIN!
haaaaaaaaa omg that was amazing
Ok I just saw the video. That girl is a BITCH!!!!
I love the Amazing Race!
i don't understand why she isn't bleeding all up and down her face from that.
I'm surprised she didn't at least get whiplash. Watermelons are heavy suckers!
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in Medieval Times (which i picture as a pizza joint, sadly) that would have been a reluctantly recruited peasant and a thirty pound rock with flinty edges.
not a chick and a melon.
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The fact I cannot see the video clip on my phone. The way mk wrote the description and details of the video u will always be me prolific writer in my heart. U are fucking funny!!! I can't take u!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
OMG! I laughed until I had tears running down my face! GENIUS! That Watermelon is GOD doling out some cosmic justice for all the crappy reality TV shows we are subjected to. GO WATERMELON GO! Get Snooki next!
LOL @ ritzy. My husband would rewind (VHS) that many times over just to hear my joyous laughter. LOL.
Double post. Crap!
@Zappy That was hilarious!
This is what she gets for calling the kids 'SCHCUMBAGSTH' (she had a lisp due to having half her tongue removed)....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M
LINK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VAmnRvafNY
So anyway. OUCHIE!
I would have told her to keep going to. She's alrIIIIIGHT! Pussies.
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HOLY SHIT! That looked like the scene in the movie 'Deadly Friend' when the robot girl squashes the nasty old lady's head with a basketball.
I'm embarrassed to say that I've brought jewelry from Brook before. I was wondering why she was off the air for so long. *red face*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Holy crap it exploded against her face like it was dropped off the tenth story of a building!! Imagine a "death by watermelon pwnage" obituary, that's no way to go.
Who watches this crap? How is this entertaining?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Ouch! (I'm saying that in regard to The Amazing Race still airing.)
It's just like my Mother used to say...it's all fun and games until someone gets a watermelon in the face!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
killed? like, you guys think that could have broken her neck or something?
i can see how she could have gotten a concussion but i'm not sure how she could have been *mortally* injured...
that said, i don't watch shit like this - even extreme bloopers where people crack their heads bungee jumping or slam into fence posts while ass surfing on their children's skateboards.
i'd rather watch documentaries on serial killers.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Oh man :P
Dang! That had to hurt like hell.
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I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
She could have been seriously injured or killed. Her teammate is an effing bitch.
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lol! i can't stop watching! that shit hit her right in the face! i wonder how fast it was going?!
I'm probably supposed to laugh at this but I can't. It's a wonder that woman wasn't killed.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
That easily could have killed her and then what would they have said and done? If she had been a smaller woman, I don't think she would have survived that.
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Watching that just hurt my face! Poor thing, her friend or whatever, is a true bitch, didn't even come to her aid that knight had more sense than her friend!
this one and the runaway cheeses are my two fav amazing race moments of all time. Holy hell that would hurt!!!!
I felt that shit, damn.
The watermelon sploded on impact. That was fantastic, and like something out of Looney Tunes.
ahahahahhahaha damn that musta hurt!
Can't wait for the new season!
Survivor starts next WEDNESDAY FYI, why they gotta change the day and mess up my schedule!!!
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That had to of really fucking hurt.
Wow, I'm surprised that she wasn't more seriously injured or dead. That cuntface that tells her to finish anyway should be put in front of a watermellon firing squad.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Damn cant watch it now. GRRRR!, Hope everyone is having a wonderful Hump Day?!?!
One of the reasons that I love the Amazing Race!
I love the internet. OMG that was amazing.
I saw this earlier and almost died laughing. The way her head snaps back and the watermelon explodes...
Oh, hell. Now I have the church giggles again.
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OUCH!
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