Thursday, September 9th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 8th!
Airport security placed everything found in Wonk's snatch on display for the FAA. - harveyprice
Runners-up:
It didn't take much to entice Chelsea Handler into hosting the VMAs - corinacorina
This isn't what Tommy Girl was expecting when Clooney said he wanted to rub his banana all over his pole, have a few smokes, and then stick it up his ass. - jazzfish_77
After being rejected by several online dating sites, Kirstie Alley ate cupid and took matters into her own hands with an offering to the Goddess of Lard. - Luisa V
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@ jazzfish_77: OMG I'm in tears laughing.
yae! I loved Corina Corina's Chelsea handler caption!!
Whoo-hoo! Yay! Congrats everyone!
What you people don't realize, that included the cement pillar and the rope too.
Congrats funny hos!!! jazzy♥
Congrats very funneh hookahs!
These were a riot, but now I needs a shower.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Yay! Winning this with a comment about Wonk's snatch is definitely a good start to the day! Thankya!
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
Good one Harvey! Those cavity searches just might turn up more than you think!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
Good job sluts!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
LOL, Harvey. Congrats!
WTG, winners ;)
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Congrats sluts!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Very funny, winner bitches!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Congrats,winners, great job! fery vunny!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
This is Sam Ronson's usual party signage so guests can find the house. Balloons just don't do it for her friends.
Where Vh1's "...of Love" dynasty went to die
Jessica Simpson thinks she's top banana since losing all her weight. However, her her new beau looks like there's something stuck up his ass.
After Tila Tequila dared to perform at "The Gathering of the Juggalos 2011" this was all that was left of her.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
I can't tell if that banana is Amber Rose's penis or Tiny Cottle?
Keep fuckin that chicken: the Utah Years
Her lawyers knew it would take a special kind of bait to get Snookie to court on time.
Craigslist Ad: Spring chicken struck by cupid seeks hairy banana to hang out with. You got the money, I got the smokes.
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True, the Goop diet is high in protein and complex carbohydrates. But unless you can drop $200 and smoke at least five cigs a day, you'll have to be tied to a street light and have your stapled with an arrow before you lose a single pound.
In a attempt to save her husband from a serious jail sentence Jeremy London's wife tries to recreate a scene from the night they were kidnapped by crackheads......the verdict is still pending
Ok.... who told Brit that this was her closet?
Everything a family needs for Thanksgiving!
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Add a few drunken used car salesmen, you can open your own Hooters.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Remind me not to go to Courtney Love's house again for Thanksgiving dinner this year!
Bubba that bait ain't gonna work unless you use menthols and dollars.
Thanksgiving in West Virginia.
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By the grace of God and her two fingers, Paris didn't give up searching for that Camel box.
Step 1: Gather a banana, Bazooka Joe comic, cigarettes and a chicken with an arrow in it.
Step 2: Tie them to a tree.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit!
That's the ingredients to make middle-aged Twihard panty pudding in case their Edward posters are damaged or stolen.
Xenu was here!
After being rejected by several online dating sites, Kirstie Alley ate cupid and took matters into her own hands with an offering to the Goddess of Lard.
The aftermath of what happens when "a banana and a pig walk into a bar...."
In the five minutes she had between jail and rehab, Lindsay did her duty and brought home the bacon to White Oprah: a homemade dildo, some money, some smokes, and a freshly caught dinner stuffed with delusion.
jack-in-the-hat is still effin that chicken!
Things that MK found after finally changing his bedsheets.
The more common objects recovered from Paris' snatch.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Pee Wee Herman was no longer satisfied just choking his chicken in public.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Looks like the Blair Witch has been hitting the meth pipe again. Damn you Gary Busey!!!
The tragic aftermath when Chiquita Banana went "booze cruisin'" with the Marlboro Man and Robot Chicken one night...
Tying a yellow ribbon 'round an old oak tree would work for most people but where Britney Spears is concerned, such subtlety is pointless.
The last temptation of Phoebe Price.
The police may have let Paris off lightly, but the contents of her vagoosh underwent brutal interrogation.
Looks like the hillbilly Cupid screwed up again.