Thursday, September 9th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Hugh Grant (50)
Michelle "Not The Destiny's Child One" Williams (30)
Michael Bublé (35)
Goran Visnjic (38)
Eric Stonestreet (39)
Rachel Hunter (41)
Julia Sawalha (42)
Adam Sandler (44)
Constance Marie (45)
Mario Batali (50)
Angela Cartwright (58)
Dave Stewart (58)
Tom Wopat (59)
Michael Keaton (59)
Topol (75)
Sylvia Miles (78)
Cliff Robertson (87)
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I like Adam Sandler. :(
That's right, the cat's out of the bag. I think he's funny.
On the other hand, I hate a lot of comedians people seem to really like, so maybe I'm just a pain like that.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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HB to everyone but Asshole Sandler.
EXTRA good wishes to biggest sluts on the list,Sylvia Miles and Hugh Grant.
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Saffy's 42?
Sweetie dahrling, you really need to stop dressing like a Christian missionary if you're that old.
Happy birthday to the only one of these sluts that matter...SAFFY!!!!! Happy birthday Saffy sweety darling, you evil bitch troll from hell!
Silvia Miles IS a hot slut! I watched one of her bio shows and she had to work really hard for everything she got. I admire people with tenacity.
Adam Sandler is a talentless hack! Goes to show that with the right connections and a lot of high-on-the-shit and low-on-expectation audience, one can make it pretty big in hollywood!
my daughter keri is a birthday slut today too, 25 years old
Goran Visnijic was probably the hottest slut I had seen in a long time...where did he go???
I'll always have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHydngA5C4E
Looks like the intro image from Sean Cody (now extra white! certified!).
HB to Mario Batalli, my iron chef nemesis! has he ever lost?
Happy Birthday, Saffy darling. Sweetie darling. Now make mummy breakfast.
Oh Adam Sandler, HB. I didn't get to marry you like I told my mom in 7th grade I was going to, but it's cool.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
Angela Cartwright? What has she done lately? I thought she was a real estate agent in California.
HB Cliff Robertson! Anyone else remember the movie, "Charly"? (Flowers for Algernon)
But whenever I start thinking about that movie, I start thinking about the other mouse/rat movie, "Ben," then I start humming that damn song by Michael Jackson. Great, now I'll be stuck w/that in my head all day.
Yeah, Happy 87th Birthday, Cliff. *mutter*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
HB to Michael Keaton, Hugh Grant, and one of my favorite chefs...Tanti Auguri to Mario Batali! his Italian food is easy and delicious.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
HB to, oh who cares. I don't love anybody on that list.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
HB Hugh Grant, you total slut!
HB Hugh Grant, Tom Wopat and Adam Sandler.
Happy birthday to all!!
Hugh, learn to speak properly - your cute stammering style is becoming an annoying trait.
Happy 30th, Michelle! Keep raising that baby girl right!
HB to Michael Buble, too - love him!
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"I was born with glitter on my face;
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
HB Mario, you fat fuck!
HB Hugh, you fucking whore!
HB Adam Sandler, you funny fuck!
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P. J. O'Rourke
HB to all the sluts!
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Oooh! Perhaps I will watch 4Weddings today for the millionth time!
:)
Shiiiit. Me and Sandler are old. Hugh Grant looks delicious in the pic.
Uh wait, maybe using "delicious" and Hugh in the same sentence isn't wise.......