Wednesday, September 8th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Jeremy Renner needs an apple on his face to make this look work - Lainey Gossip

Vintage Kendra Wilkinson with BIC EYEBROWS. Just...no. - Egotastic!

The bodyguard who claimed Brit Brit flashed her coochieronies at him just filed a lawsuit - The Superficial

Click! Flash! Wow! Bang! Crack! Head! Fornarina! - Hollywood Tuna

Poppycock's tribute to Harvey Milk - Towleroad

Teresa Giudice needs hairline revision and Danielle needs face revision so they should make up and try to get a two for one deal - Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus' face has finally settled down a bit - Popoholic

The last thing Jessica Simpson should be wearing a funeral Ice Capades dress - Popsugar

Looks more like Betty Draper goes to 1960s Moscow - Popsugar

Finally, someone with real moves (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Are we sure this is not Detective La Toya taking the subway? - OMG Blog

Expert fuck word slipper Jenny Slate is off of SNL next season - ICYDK

Snooki got told - I'm Not Obsessed

Since when do they make booster seats for Lamborghinis? - Celebslam

Rosie O'Donnell is going by the name Captain Joe Riley now - Cityrag

Taking pictures of wet cardboard boxes and half-dead moths down in the basement has paid off for Solange! - Necole Bitchie

JON HAMM at the GQ Men of the Year Awards!!! - Holy Moly!

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Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:01pm.

I don't get the whole Prince Poppycock thing. His voice just isn't that good.
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Just clicked in from outta nowhere hearing this guy for the first time. The MUSIC is pretty damn good. But when he sings - I'm sad:(

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Submitted by Pilot on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:50pm.
"He's not an artist, he's a party trick."

He actually is a singer song writer unrelated to AGT/Poppycock. http://www.myspace.com/johnquale

Just because you don't like his voice doesn't invalidate him as a performer. Even if your "Party trick" comment really applied, what's wrong with that? It's pretty, it's distracting and entertaining. How is that different than anyone else in mainsteam show business?

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Thanks for posting that. I actually wasn't aware he did stuff outside of the PP persona. However, you just proved my point. That material is pedestrian, at best, as is his voice, and without the PP gimmick, he probably would still be living in obscurity. And my point was- the PP gimmick isn't sustainable as a career. He's going to release material as PP? It might be amusing to watch someone prance around in Amadeus drag for 1 and a half minutes once a week on TV for free, performing lame covers, but it will not translate into any kind of record sales, nor is it a sustainable career choice. He's not wholly untalented, he just doesn't have enough to be more than a light flash in the pan.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:42pm.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:36pm.

Oh, she's definitely had work done. I believe all of them have, but I think that her plastic surgery happened to be a lot more fortunate than some of the others'.

I agree. Bridget was my fave.
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And NEWSFLASH! (no, really)

Bridget never had any work done!

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:42pm.

I liked her too.

Actually, I liked two out of three. Kendra was just ignorant and obnoxious. Her face was super creepy when she laughed because it didn't really move. :/

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Kendra Wilkinson's (did I spell that right? Do I even care? No) fake nasty tits and white trash looks are foul. That people find that attractive makes me sad and stabby.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:36pm.

Oh, she's definitely had work done. I believe all of them have, but I think that her plastic surgery happened to be a lot more fortunate than some of the others'.

I agree. Bridget was my fave.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:36pm.

Oh, she's definitely had work done. I believe all of them have, but I think that her plastic surgery happened to be a lot more fortunate than some of the others'.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:34pm.
I've never found Kendra Wilkinson pretty. I think Holly Madison was the prettiest one

Heehee. Holly has has work done on her face. If you google her "before" pics, you can totally see it.

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I've never found Kendra Wilkinson pretty. I think Holly Madison was the prettiest one, and she seems friendly.

Yes, I've watched The Girls Next Door a handful of times. I can't even stand these new twincest skanks, though.

Re: Amy Poehler...hipster. Her Asshole Lavigne impressions were quite accurate, but that was what? Seven or eight years ago? I find almost everyone on SNL insufferable now; it's been nothing but syncophantic, pretentious, monotonous, ironic trash with punchlines that are weak at best, yet still manage to produce one terribly unfunny meme after another.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Hahaha Snooki is doing her community service at the zoo in my hometown.... hope she has fun, that place is covered in goose shit.

Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:01pm.
Amy Pohler isn't funny, never was funny and will never be funny. Ergo, she should have never left SNL. And Jenny Slate (whoever she is) looks like she has an unruly bush.

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Thank you. Other than her "cool mom" in Mean Girls, I generally find her extremely irritating. Her Hilary Clinton impersonation sucked ass.

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"He's not an artist, he's a party trick."

He actually is a singer song writer unrelated to AGT/Poppycock. http://www.myspace.com/johnquale

Just because you don't like his voice doesn't invalidate him as a performer. Even if your "Party trick" comment really applied, what's wrong with that? It's pretty, it's distracting and entertaining. How is that different than anyone else in mainsteam show business?

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Amy Pohler isn't funny, never was funny and will never be funny. Ergo, she should have never left SNL. And Jenny Slate (whoever she is) looks like she has an unruly bush.

I don't get the whole Prince Poppycock thing. His voice just isn't that good. Certainly not good enough for opera and too boring for anything else. If he didn't have that gimmick, he'd be nowhere. And how far can you take that gimmick? He's not an artist, he's a party trick.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

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John Hamm always looks a little uncomfortable at these things like he wonders what he's doing there...it is cute. His partner looks very pretty and like she knows what to do. I've seen her in person and pics never do her justice....she is really cute in looks and personality! It's obvious that before Mad Men she was the bread winner.

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Jeremy Renner, hot?

Um, whatevs.

That is str8 up touch o'tard syndrome!

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""You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe," Judge Damian Murray chastised the demurely, all-black-clad reality starlet. "Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life."

LMAO!!"

Holy shit, that judge just paraphrased 'Animal House'. Nice!
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I have no doubt that if Shitters exposed her uncovered genitals to me, the incident would indeed cause shock and disgust. Mostly disgust. And revulsion. With a twist of horror.

Goddamn, Kendra is butt fucking ugly.

"Jeremy Renner needs an apple on his face to make this look work"

Bwhahahahaha!! As I live and breathe MK, I never would have picked you as a closet art aficionado! For you who are scratching your heads, MK is referring to Rene Magritte's painting, "Les Fils".

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LOL@"So Britney Spears walks around the house showing strangers her genitals until they submit to her needs for sugar water? Wow. Tell us something we haven’t known for at least half of the decade."

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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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Kendra's a perfect example of what happens when you fix something that ain't broke.

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Kendra is repulsive.
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Douchechill!

Kendra's tits go really well with her face...all is good!!

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all i can think of when i see renner is, "i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today"

christine the hoff's picture

he was hot in hurt locker..
and those are the worst fake ass tits I've ever seen, I think.
and good on that judge. fucking lose celebebutards that think they are above the law, fuck them all.
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"You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe," Judge Damian Murray chastised the demurely, all-black-clad reality starlet. "Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life."

LMAO!!

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

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OMG, Kendra's tits are horrid.
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charlie m's picture

those judges need to shut the fuck up and stop butting in where they don't belong and just hand down punishments like they are fucking supposed to and stop fucking with people like they are toys. snookie should have punched that son of a bitches lights out and lindsey should line up right behind her.

settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared

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Why would the judege slam Snookie like that and then give her community service? She hasn't learned shit. I wonder how much money MTV has to pay that city to film there? It must go up every season.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:32pm.
Jeremy Renner will forever be Jeffrey Dahmer to me; he played him in a movie, quite creepily, too. He's pulling a John Waters look in that picture.
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EXACTLY!

I think it was an HBO made for tv movie. It was called "Dahmer"

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Awww I saw on one of the links that Neicy got engaged to her hot man
Yay!

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Jeremy Renner will forever be Jeffrey Dahmer to me; he played him in a movie, quite creepily, too. He's pulling a John Waters look in that picture.

Cookie-Slore -- hey, I want to feast on Jon Hamm, too! The things I'd do to that man. Ever since I saw him get slapped in bed a few episodes back, he's thrown my libido into overdrive.

I still have no clue who Jeremy Renner is.

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dude looks like a dollar tree version of Chaplin.

And we all have been exposed to Britney's chocha, so can we file a lawsuit too for permanent psychological scarring? The bodyguard is not the only one affected here. Our eyes need expensive bleach treatments to erase those images. We can sue Lohan and Parasite while at it too.

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I don't get what everyone thought was so different about Miley's face...it looked like the same inbred, vaguely retarded buck-toothed opossum mug to me...maybe it was some coke bloat after a rough night?

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KD's picture

He needs a hitler mustache to complete the look.

Lutrelle's picture

He look like a plastic retard.

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I don't get the Jeremy Renner hot thang. He's got a wee bit of the weirdo look to him...I picture him being all reclusive and quiet but just passably attractive enough to attract the poor "I'm gonna fix him up" trick who thinks she'll make this 3 a 10 (and all her friends will be jealous and stuff). But then she finds his stash of kiddie porn and animal skulls under his bed. That's just how I picture it...not attractive or sexy.

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Love the Magritte reference, MK!

The Judge should've sent the little troll to jail, just for a couple of hours even, to make the lecture stick. Bitch will be back to drinking and annoying people tonight.

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WTF with that pic? I am sorry to see Jeremy Renner fighting the hot. He was delicious in the Hurt Locker.

okay, Jeremy Renner, that's enough. You can go back to being a sexy hot bitch now.

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The details in the lawsuit against Shitters are just fucktastic. I believe them completely.

Cookie-Slore's picture

oops double

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Jon Hamm = nom nom. The end.