Friday, September 10th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Ryan Phillipe (36)
Sanjaya Malakar (21)
Coco Rocha (22)
James Duval (38)
Johnathon Schaech (41)
Guy Ritchie (42)
Big Daddy Kane (42)
Colin Firth (50)
Chris Columbus (52)
Siobhan Fahey (52)
Kate Burton (53)
Amy Irving (57)
Joe Perry (60)
Bill O'Reilly (61)
José Feliciano (65)
Karl Lagerfeld (77)
Philip Baker Hall (79)

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 12:30am.

omg that pic made my no no wet lol

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Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 2:48am.

He is too fine.
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!

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Submitted by blankita on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:46pm.

F*&k he's HOT !!! great pic ;D

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:04pm.

He is beautiful but his awful voice has held him back in MHO. Who knows what he is like in real life?

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 11:57am.

Now that is how someone sits in a cornfield!!

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Submitted by Miss_Marples on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:59am.

A field of twinkies would have been more apropos.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:56am.

Props to Big Daddy Kane!

I'd figure that miserable SOB oreilly was older than 61 to be that out-of-touch and cranky all the time.

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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:57am.

gowd darn that's a hot photo of him, a bit lame but I love the naked overalls look no matter how silly it may look in real life,

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Submitted by sybil on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:46am.

Happy Birthday Siobhan Fahey of Bananarama!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3WvI_S6-k

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Submitted by HottieBoomBottie on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:44am.

Wow, I get to share a birthday with both Kunty Karl AND Bill O'Reilly? Lucky me!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:22am.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:03am.

damn...i LOVE a man in overalls and nothing else. That's a great pic.
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I really don't like Ryan Phillipe because of his cutesy poo face but I am 100% with you on the overalls thing.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:14am.

Ryan is such a hot piece! And every woman and gay man on this site thanks him for their new wallpaper. HB!

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:10am.

Now, Ryan why be jealous of a statue that can only stay in the house. U are gorgeous beauty that can be taken anywhere and everywhere. U are attached to a beautiful cock that can be sucked on, fuck on, that cums all over, and can cum again!!! A statue can't do that.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:07am.

I've always loved and hated Ryan Phillipe. He's pretty and cute - for that I love him. Too bad he seems like he has the personality of an ant. HB Ryan.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:03am.

damn...i LOVE a man in overalls and nothing else. That's a great pic.

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Submitted by Kandykane on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:53am.

Holy cow ... Amy Irving 57??? So many ppl in their 50s ... it's now or never....and Ryan Phillippe will remain in my mind as the bitter little boy, jealous of his wife's Oscar success. Fuck him. I hope someone shits in his cake.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:36am.

Big Daddy Kane?!? There's a blast from the past. Happy Birthday!!!

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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:28am.

Who in the world is Coco Rocha, and what did she do to deserve a name that cool?

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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:26am.

Coco Rocha is only 22? God life sucks.

Jonathan Scharch is still hot.

Colin Firth is 50?!? Wow. He is the sexiest average man alive.

Guy Ritchie may be only 42, but his soul aged about 150 years while he was married to Hagonna.

Bill O'Reilly sucks. Here's hoping you're spending the day in the shower with some birthday falafel.

Krazy Karl Lagerfeld is kreepy.

Amy Irving is one hot slut. Fuck you and fuck your $100 million napkin. You should be serving me burgers at Sonic for all you're worth, no matter what Jewballs you lapped at for a few years like, 2 decades ago. Ugh. For reals.

Ryan Phillipe...hot. And overalls are going to be the next big trend post-jumpsuit. Trust.

*Sanjaya!*

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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:25am.

who's the hillbilly lol

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:22am.

Joe Perry is 60? I'm getting old. I hate that I start these birthday lists from the bottom now.

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:15am.

ewww he looks like he's the hot and only normal brother of the inbred clan in ohio u know on those movies he's the one trying to control the crazy fucked up looking inbred. or like he lures the girls there and his crazy fucked up looking brother kills them then they make real dolls out of them.

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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:10am.

mmmmmm Ryan is hot no matter how big o douche he he really is

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:50am.

Happy Birfday Goldshift!!!

Just say NO! to overalls!

"Hail NO!" MK as god

Submitted by gransal on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:15am.

Oreilly is a Virgo i refuse to accept that...

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Submitted by HoityToity on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:39am.

Where is this farm where they are hoing up such delicious fruits?

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Submitted by My Own Evil Twin on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:32am.

O'Reilly is the same age as my dad!?! Dang, I thought he was mid-60s and I thought that was being generous.

Happy Birthday Shane O'Shea/Sebastian Valmont.

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:30am.

HB José Feliciano, Joe Perry and Sue Snell.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:26am.

Happy, Happy, Happy...

Eh, I got nothing.

Submitted by Goldshift on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:13am.

O'Reilly and I share a birthday...excuse me while I hang myself.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:09am.

That farmer up there can plow me anyday.
HB Colin Firth, a class act.

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Submitted by Michaela on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:07am.

What a hot piece! Happy Birthday Ryan!!

Happy bday to Colin Firth as well. LOVE HIM!

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Submitted by JD1985 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 6:38am.

Happy bday my delaware friend, Ryan Phillippe. Also a shout out to Big Daddy Kane who's still got his old ass moving better than 99% of these youngsters in hip hop today.

Maybe Bill O'Reilly can loofah up Kunty Karl for his birthday :)

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 6:35am.

Reese should have kept this piece.

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