Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This well-known personal trainer has an enviable physique and a successful TV career. The trainer urges clients to lose weight the natural way through exercise and diet management. But our slim and muscular gym buddy doesn’t have that much personal self discipline and is secretly a cocaine addict. By day the trainer is in the gym or TV studio – with frequent bathroom breaks – at night the trainer is found at parties and Hollywood clubs brazenly hopped up on blow. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)
RICHARD SIMMONS! No, Richard only snorts sugar-free Pixy Stix when he needs an after hours pick-me-up. I'm narrowing this mess down to Jackie Warner or Jillian Michaels? Jillian screams at the hos she's training as though she's trying to cut a coke rock with her rage, but I clearly picture Jackie doing a quick bump off of her piece of the hour's nipple in a lesbo club somewhere. I'll go with Jackie as my final guess?
This aging still A list Academy Award winner/nominee was on a plane recently when he repeatedly kept groping one of the female flight attendants. A hand here a squeeze there and the flight attendant finally told our actor that she did not care who he was that if he did it again she would tell the pilot and have the plane met by police. Our actor stopped groping her but soon found a willing partner when he did the same thing to another flight attendant. (CDAN)
Brad Pitt needs to stop before every Brangeloonie tries to become a flight attendant! My real guess is Jack Nicholson?
These two comedian costars who are known to be friends off stage but bitter enemies in their popular movie, are no longer buddy-buddy in real life either. It happened on the set of their latest movie when one of the stars decided to play a trick on the other (who is severely allergic to peanut butter) by slipping peanuts into his food. When he went into anaphylactic shock and had to be taken to the hospital, halting production, their relationship has never been the same. (BuzzFoto)
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the set of Little Fockers? That's totally going to be an extra on the DVD.
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Ray Romano has a bad peanut allergy and Kevin James is his bff.
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Whoever did that is an effing moronic idiot.
Do you realize how fast you can kill someone doing that?
Not only would they not be a friend any longer, I would blackball their ass.
I seriously hope there's a lesbo sex tape of JM out there. I bet she loves the fist.
No 1: Brooke Taylor Windham- For sure, first you start with lipo, eventually you move to the hard stuff.
2. How can this NOT be Clooney?
3. why not Tommy Gun and Willie Smith?
As someone with a peanut allergy, I certainly would never speak to that person either! I have trouble seeing how that is not attempted murder. You would go to jail for poisoning someone, right? Being unable to breathe is one of the scariest experiences I have ever had, and if I were the person in the blind item I would NEVER speak to that other person again. I do think lots of people with sensitivities or dislikes lie and say they have allergies. This makes those of us who have true, life-threatening allergies seem like we're being pains in the ass, when really we're just trying to stay alive!
I don't think the prevalence of allergies has increased because of fertility measures and such as someone below suggested. I was born 100% the natural way and here I am with an allergy.
Dude, peanut allergies are NO JOKE. Once my old roommate slipped on a peanut in the kitchen and his throat swelled up and he got a weird rash on his foot.
OT: I'd let Ralph Fiennes or Jack Nicholson grab my ass during a flight. It's funny.
I've never seen dlisted people so passionately upset with something. You all make fun of everyone and make snarky remarks but apparently when it comes to allergies there's no playing around. Whatever. What's weird is all these people with peanut allergies. Ten or fifteen years ago you never heard of it. Airlines only served peanuts and nobody complained, people loved it. Now suddenly there's all these people with peanut allergies. @hexe, you may be right.
#1 Jack LaLanne! Not really, but he should at least be nominated for Hot Slut, if he hasn't already been one.
#2 Jack Nicholson. He's a gross old man.
#3 No clue.
Why does MK assume the trainer is a woman?
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:43am.
i am a completely straight female but i find something very attractive or intriguing about jackie warner. i cant figure it out. i have kind of the same feeling about jayne lynch. please psychanalyze me
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by hexe on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:42pm.
like in the movie the happening..
j/k
I agree with you, tho.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:52am.
hahhaha
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:43am.
i am a completely straight female but i find something very attractive or intriguing about jackie warner. i cant figure it out. i have kind of the same feeling about jayne lynch. please psychanalyze me
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Hahaha, fucked if I know. :)
i am a completely straight female but i find something very attractive or intriguing about jackie warner. i cant figure it out. i have kind of the same feeling about jayne lynch. please psychanalyze me
blind item b is definitely Jack Nicholson; shit i can so see him doing something like that.
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Wtf did Jackie do to her body? And those clothes look stupid. She use to have her own kinda cool style
Submitted by dubious1 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:32pm.
My Lesbian sister "knows" Jillian pretty well. Infer what you'd like.
Jillian is an amazingly honest and genuine person. Her "fame" (if you want to call it that) has been both humbling and difficult for her, but never doubt the sincerity of what she is doing. She truly cares about the health & well being of fellow human beings - something we should all strive to do a bit more of......
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Don't know about her lawsuits, but I always liked her. Whenever I read something she's written, I get the feeling that she doesn't like being cheesy and hyper like other fitness stars. But then again, that could be a guilt thing if there actually is proof, as stated below. That Jackie lady looks scurry. I don't wanna look like that, and ladies, if you want curves but want to be fit like these two, try yoga...the twists bring out curves in people...
And ATTENTION ALLERGIC FOLKS: Just received a tip from a customer today where I work (a natural foods powerhouse-guess which one): Omega 7, or the "forgotten Omega," as she called it. Said it fixed her allergies in one week, and she can eat anything now, her hair is growing thicker than ever, and her skin looks great. I'm going on this as soon as my Omega 3s are done since I always have a slight bit of mucus, even after I quit dairy, thanks to summertime.
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This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.
It's a travishamockery dammit.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:20pm.
I think that in the past, anybody who dropped dead of such allergies would probably have some crap like "imbalance of humors" or "brain fever" blamed for their death. Some crazy old country doctors were STILL blaming everything on brain fever in the twentieth century!
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With friends like that you don't need enemies. One of my fellow countrywomen died recently because she was allergic to nuts and accidently ate something that contained traces of it. So you don't kid around with stuff like that unless you're an infantile, irresponsible a-hole.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:20pm.
Allergies are definitely on the rise, it seems.
[snip] peanut or other food allergy, maybe. Now there's a ton. what is causing all this shiz?
My theory? With all of the miraculous advances in reproductive, pre-natal and neo-natal medicine, children are being born that would not have survived if nature had been permitted to take it's course. Hence, congenital and genetics abnormalities that formerly would have been truncated as a result of the inviability of the zygote or fetus are instead being nurtured along to term and beyond, and an increase in things such as potentially fatal food allergies rises.
We interfere to cause the creation of life when nature did not intended it to be, and to extend life when it is meant to end... Nature will have it's balance, despite man's interventions, one way or another.
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:56pm.
Dog came up with the term "perfume snipers" for those who bomb people with perfume even if asked not to. That triggers migraines and probably asthma attacks,too. I guess causing any level of pain/and or a health crisis isn't acceptable to the hot hussies here,and I'm glad too.
the only celeb comedian i see on the internets with a peanut allergy is ray romano. in what movie (or show?) does christine baranski play a bitter enemy? i'm not seeing that on imdb. but then again, i don't see any recent stuff with him with a friend who plays an enemy, so i'm stumped.
his friend that i would otherwise guess would be kevin james.
maybe this is a fake? or maybe it wasn't a peanut allergy (it says peanut butter allergy, duh?).
why did i just waste so much time on this when i have a passel of work waiting?
That picture of Jackie Warner is gross. Why even wear shorts if you are going to wear them that low? Just stick a cork in your hooha and call it a day.
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As a person with multiple food allergies and Celiac disease, I am glad to hear all of you sluts don't aprove of the peanut sabatoge. (sp?)
I sincerely thank you!
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Jackie Warner; proof of the first successful merging of human and porpoise DNA.
If that's what being in shape looks like, no fucking thanks.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 7:23pm.
Whores, when people tell you they can't eat a food for WHATEVER reason...just BELIEVE them...
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I'm with you. I can just see this turd saying "let's just see what happens." Playing with somebody's life? Not at all funny.
As for Warner, gosh, is that all the pants she could afford or did she get lost in the toddler section?
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:46pm.
#1 is unequivocally Jillian. You want proof? I have it.
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I'd like to see the proof.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:46pm.
#1 is unequivocally Jillian. You want proof? I have it.
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I'd like to see the proof.
Allergies are definitely on the rise, it seems. My younger sibs bring back tales of a whole designated "allergy table" at the HS and middle school in our town (how much must THAT suck?). They didn't have those when I was growing up...there was maybe like one kid with a severe peanut or other food allergy, maybe. Now there's a ton. what is causing all this shiz?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'ma go pop a Zyrtec.
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Any asshole that slips peanuts into someone's food who is allergic should be brought up on criminal charges.
@ Hekki - loved loved loved your response to #1. I'll join you on that.
And what kind of a fucked up moron would do that do a fucking friend? I echo the hydrochloric acid enema, but not before feeding him some needle-infested Halloween candy a la the 80s.
Jackie Warner is incredibly scary looking, a face like ScarJO and a body like a well hung boy....very very strange female body, if that is what you want to call it that...her body looks like a teenage boys...and it is repulsive...wtf is wrong with a womans body you crazy bitches...women ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOKS LIKE MEN wtf do these overly worked out ho's not get..I heard the other crazy work out fiend is being sued by everyone and their uncle...so they are both fucking loser that need to eat a freaking cheeseburger already!! And as far as the person who sent the allergic one to the hospital, I am now suffering around the clock with allergies I never had until I turned 46.,..it is pure hell, any kind of allergy, and only an asshole that never was allergic to anybody would think this is funny...I hope you burn in hell fucktard! Allergies are hell...I havent been able to breathe normal in a month and a half....I am dying to just breathe normal through the night...arrrggghhh!!
Jack Nicholson for #2, and whoever did #3--I hope he gets his ass sued. Allergies are no joke! I have a very serious allergy to bee stings...landed in the hospital for anaphylactic shock one time...and it was scary as shit. Now I carry around an Epi-pen for emergencies such as that. Hekki has the right idea with the hydrochloric acid enema!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
As for Jillian's genuine concern's about people's health - I'm sure all the of people that have multiple class action lawsuits against her would beg to differ.
#1 is unequivocally Jillian. You want proof? I have it.
My Lesbian sister "knows" Jillian pretty well. Infer what you'd like.
Jillian is an amazingly honest and genuine person. Her "fame" (if you want to call it that) has been both humbling and difficult for her, but never doubt the sincerity of what she is doing. She truly cares about the health & well being of fellow human beings - something we should all strive to do a bit more of......
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1. Doesn't surprise me one damn bit. And the only reason I would want a body that skinny is that I would enjoy the HELL out of putting some nice fat back on it.
2. Fucking pig. It's an AIRPLANE, not a brothel.
3. Whoever did that deserves a hydrochloric acid enema.
Jackie has the nastiest boy body. Does she take steroids? She looks like she doesn't have an ounce of estrogen in her body. There isn't even a curve. I hate seeing those Workout (or whatever the fuck it's called now) commercials because she's always trying to show off her v. *shudder*
hmmm, agreed, I have a horrible shellfish allergy and that is not funny.
maybe russell crowe for number 2, he's known to be a fucking horndog.
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I totally thought Jackie for the first item. She seems a bit "Hollywood" in that way that makes me think she would have a coke problem. I don't know about her having an "enviable" body though - she's built like Michael Phelps.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 6:47pm.
#3:ray romano and christine boranski
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Yes, he's known for his peanut allergy. :( Always liked her.
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Whoever the unfunny asshole the #3 blind item is should be rotting in a jail cell now. Isn't that "prank" attempted murder since he *knowingly* put the PB in?
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Jackie Warner definitely strikes me as the closet cokie type. that dyke's body is NOT hot. as for the groper, it ain't Pitt, but I can't think of anyone, so fuck it.
oh yeah, and that peanut allergy prankster should be forced into a vat of scat.
that was't funny - at all.
i love jillian michaels!!!! she is such a hard bitch!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 6:13pm.
Definitely Jackie. Hate that gross 4x4 lesbo slut.
Peanut allergies are no joke. I'd be pissed for life over that too. For some reason it doesn't seem to me like something Ben Stiller would do though.
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Not that it's ANY excuse whatsoever for what this ass nugget did, but I can totally see Owen as a hypochondriac Drama King...whose all like "ooh I'm sick" and "Oh, I can't have this food" and shit, and no one believed him so STUPID FUCK tested it out...and BAM! Dude may not be as much as a hypo as you thought.
Whores, when people tell you they can't eat a food for WHATEVER reason...just BELIEVE them...
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@mike:
If feeding someone any food or chemical additive which triggers anaphylactic shock is not a crime,it should be. Putting salt in the sugar bowl is a childish prank. Deliberately giving peanuts to someone with an allergy is attempted murder! At the very least,no one could fault the person who nearly died for taking revenge.
The A-list Academy Award aging nominee could be Ralph Fiennes (Schindler's List) who has a history of flight attendant groping in the past. Brad Pitt wouldn't be described as "aging" or "still" A-list.
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Those overly muscular women are freakish looking. I don't understand how any man would prefer this to someone more fluffy but fit like Kelly Brook.