Wednesday, September 8th 2010

Panty Creamer Of The Day: Henry Cavill

I never got into The Tudors even though some people kept telling me to get a piece of that shit since it's like soft-core porn but with more torn britches and Jonathan Rhys Meyers nipples (a selling point, yes).

So for those of you did bust many an eye orgasm while watching The Tudors, here's one of its stars Henry Cavill getting his chest follicles wet on the set of The Cold Light of Day in Spain yesterday afternoon. Most of the pictures are small and a little blurry, but you probably squint your eyes and blink a lot when you fap, so you won't even know the difference!

Posted by: Michael K


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moomarse's picture

That's not a beach! It's a rock quarry....

yuck - gimme lots of smoooooth sand!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Absolutely one of the hottest handsomest studs walking the Earth today. Plus he can act, what a combo. If you have not seen the TUDORS, get the DVD set and start watching from the beginning. You will be hooked. It IS like soft core porn because you see these hot men having hot passionate sex and it is very very arousing (mostly with women, but there is a male/male couple and don't forget the scene with the male servant holding a spooge towel for Henry OMG. What a series... I wish it had gone on forever.

This man should be a big star. He is gorgeous and can act. (have to also mention his sexy accent)

vidz's picture

I Love his chest hair. could he have done with some Manscaping, yes. I think it's just growing back funny after being waxed during tudors. He has a lovely voice too.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 2:26am.

ooooooo i quite enjoy this fella

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

That is one HAWT homosexual!

(Are there any nude ass shots?)

tonta vodka van driver's picture

he makes me want to pitch a tent outside Soho house.

YUM I so fucking WOULD!

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Khensu Hetep's picture

Nahhhh.

Had I never mentioned being interested in men while inferring to my personal life, people here would probably have me pegged as a lesbian.

None of the famous men do anything for me, except for the occasional musician.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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MickeyHolland's picture

Dlisted has enriched my life in so many ways. Take my Eglish language skills for instance. Before, I knew only the traditional synonyms for love making:

[sleep together, roll in the hay, love, make out, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, fuck, jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk, copulate, mate, pair, couple]

Thanks to MK and you guys my head is now filled to the max with verbal imagery from a whole other dimension. Just giving credit where credit is due.

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Neurotic's picture

Idk why, but he only does it for me in The Tudors.

Take him outside of that set and he just looks average for some reason. It's not even the body hair situation, it's just as if he could be any regular old contemporary douchebag out there, which isn't really appealing.

Wow. Wow. Triple wow.

All you follicle haters, move to the back of the line, OK? I be wantin' me some of that.

grommet's picture

Slurp.

Hekki's picture

Yes please.

And I hate those stone beaches. I need me some sand to get comfy on.

Hells yes! the Tudors is an awesome show, if only because of the gratuitous nudie shots of JRM and Henry Cavill.

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suckandfuck's picture

ooooooh shit yeah
wanna fry those titties with butter and eat em hell yeah

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

christine the hoff's picture

I want to shampoo his chest hair then frog him til next July..

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He.Is.Spectacular.Now how do I uncross my eyes?!

percysmom's picture

Now THAT is a real man! None of this sissy ass shaving of (or worse, waxing/laser hair removal) the chest bullshit of this young generation. I want my man to be a MAN and Henry is 100% perfection. Damn.

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Submitted by CindyC on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 7:12pm.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM. So hot in The Tudors season one - episode one. Watch that sex scene and die of his hotness.

I may be having a Tudors marathon tonight. I have all the seasons....STILL WAITING for the final season to come out.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

Hotmami's picture

*Buzzzzzzzzzzz* Oh, is this not the place for that? *puts away sex toy* He is so goddamn hot. I'd motorboat that.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

harveyprice's picture

He's a hot piece in my book.

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 7:45pm.

Dog!

*spits in hand, makes solemn oath with tail-wagger*

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PINKY SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOT!

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Dog!

*spits in hand, makes solemn oath with tail-wagger*

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Dog's picture

Mr. M! Deal!

*wags tail*

I like just a fuzzy line of hair going from the belly button down to the rod of pleasure.

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blaase's picture

Damn he's a boxers creamer to me.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 7:21pm.
The dirty-looking ring of hair around his innie belly button makes the whole area look like a freaking boil. Gross.
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Doggy! Chest hair...or treasure trails...happen. I'll send ya all the smooth heartthrobs I know if ya send me back the hairy ones!! Deal?

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

WTF's picture

OMG if he had been Edward I would be a Twihard for sure.

Dog's picture

The dirty-looking ring of hair around his innie belly button makes the whole area look like a freaking boil. Gross.

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Put a towel on my office chair...

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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!

Spoiled's picture

Funny, I just started getting caught up on "The Tudors" this year, renting the old seasons from the library. I have to agree, Henry Cavill (and those amazing costumes) made it worth watching.

CindyC's picture

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM. So hot in The Tudors season one - episode one. Watch that sex scene and die of his hotness.

Pincheborracha's picture

Yup the author of Twilight Stephanie Meyer wanted Henry Cavill as Edward. Might have been WAY better with him because he IS SUPER HOT!

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

I think he was the one a lot of Twihards originally wanted cast as Edward. Hell of a lot handsomer than RP, that's for sure..

FuchsiaDeviant's picture

Yes. Just yes.

"I give in to sin/Because you have to make this life liveable..." Strangelove- Depeche Mode

NitWitty's picture

Gak. I keep rubbing my tongue on the roof of my mouth trying to get over the feeling of chest hairs clinging to my tongue.

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RichBitch's picture

He was so sexy in The Tudors.
MK google some stills! ;)