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Even though these pictures of egg barf all over White Oprah's front door conjured up memories of me scrubbing yolk off of the side of my mom's house after my junior high school enemies egged our shit, I still laughed. Well, it's funny picturing White Oprah opening her front door and trying to figure out if that yellow shit came from her (too many lemon drop martinis) or a Lohan hater who put their recalled eggs to good use.
White Oprah told TMZ that not only did someone egg her door, but they also launched dirt bombs at her house and pulled her mailbox out of the ground. As the Great Delusional One grabbed at her chest and said she has no idea who would ever do this to her family, a wave of guilty looks spread across the country (I'm looking at you, Fudgie, Cookiepuss, Michael Lohan, Snooki, Judge Marsha, mirror and anybody else who isn't allergic to egg shells).
But White Oprah had the last phlegmy laugh when she splashed some Worcester sauce over the door yolk and licked it up. Her hangover was cured in a quick minute. So HAHAHAHA on whoever did this! White Oprah always gets the game point.
And here's White Oprah's main ho shopping for shoes to add to her hoarder pile yesterday afternoon.
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I hate to admit this... but I watched that Lohan mess and her house was not only gated but had a super long driveway, and no trees or cover in the front, how did the kids get into her gates, sneak down her long driveway and throw eggs with no one seeing them?
Nice try WO.
My money is on Michael Lohan. LOL
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
lets hope they were salmonella laced eggs...that would make my year...DESPISE THIS HO....and I am Team Fudgie all the way!!
Why won't that black kid just leave her family alone??
that's GAYYY at least put dog shit in a bag and ring the bell
Why Fudgie gotta be brought into this shit?! LMAOO at the egging and mailbox crap. They can't catch a break OLLLOOL!
Has WO said anything about the grandma possibility yet?? I hope no small children (notwithstanding lindsey) get caught up in the egg mess. My sincerest sympathies, way ahead of time, to any lindsey child. jeez.
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She looks much better, lets see how long this lasts.
It's probably Ali's snail trail when she tried to sneak back into the house at 5am.
Hope the eggs were rotten.
Dumb bitch probably did it herself so she could whine some more. "Look at how much harder we have it than normal people."
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Next in line after the Lohan pics. LOLOLOLOL! Dat's funnay.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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Snarf, it is CarVEL. Not Carville.....lol
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It was probably the Carville ice cream clerk that had to deal with Dina when he tried to confiscate that freebie card.
There's not enough money in the world to deal with someone like Dina.
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She has such rotted wood on the one side of the door towards the bottom.
Dina will undoubtedly scrape the egg off the door and sell small Baggies of the dried yolk on eBay.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Right M.E.?
I wanted her to catch the person, grab them and cry, "You shit on my house! You shit on my house!"
(Can't Buy Me Love, Anyone?)
Dina, you are detested by the WORLD. This vandalism comes as a shock?
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No to the outfit.
No wonder white oprah thinks she's special...can you imagine a paparazzi staking out her front god damned door for a fucking living??
i don't know. kind of torn on the whole lohan thing. i had some minor fuck ups like her a couple of times when i was a lot younger so kind of understand the whole "you sometimes have to be kicked around a couple of times" thing before you grow up and get the message. don't fault her mother's behavior at all. what is she supposed to do? admit her daughter is a fuck up? no, of course she will defend her and try to downplay it. all i know is when i was dragged before a judge i was pretty doggone alert and scared and respectful. sitting up straight, hands folded in front of you, yes sir, no sir. not rolling your eyes around and slumping on your hand, etc. that's what fires me up. not really what she did, her downright disrespect and stupidity. you would think as an actress she could at least put on a convincing show of respect and remorse.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:14am.
Ricki Lake is a prime suspect.
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nah.. she would have done a more effective,thorough job. Wait til ALL the Hohan clan are gathered there - kerosene, Zippo lighter, then we all would rejoice and roast weenies/marshmallows and crack open a box of wine and dance around the flames. ; )
Clearly, whoever did this didn't see "Machete" in which Lindsay makes a brief appearance as a naked drugged out hooker/gun-wielding nun (yes, both of them). She's making her way back to stardom and Dina knows it.
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Put 'Paris Hilton' in the Suspect #1 box. 'Everyone Else' in Suspect #2 box. The case will never be solved.
LOL. Pulled her mailbox out of the ground. What kind of low rent stage mom still has an actual mailbox? I hope the stole her mail.
I LOVE the way the judge slammed BOTH Snooki and Lohan at the same time.
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!!!
I was n LA at the time. Really!
That is all.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... this is so good, it must be fattening!!
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Ha hoo ha ha! Couldn't have happened to a better door!
I remember my days of t.p.ing, egging, and forking people's lawns fondly. Ah, to be in middle school and sneaking out of my parents' house with my girlfriends and cheap toilet paper at 2 am again....
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And, although she is neither seen nor named here, we must ferret out the real scourge of the Lohan clan and desecrate her verbally: the heinous and eyebrowy Aliana. She is an annoying little fuckbag wannabe slut. A pale, shiteous carbon copy with nary a glimmer of whatever charisma Lindsay had but pissed away 4 years ago. She is a bland, soulless beanpole hag with no discernible personality or waist. Use her to stoke a great fire upon whence she will be tossed and used as kindling, and as her desiccating body burns and crackles in the flaming turmoil we will wine and feast and arouse merriment over the beast's death. She will be summarily fed to the homeless, who will invariably nauseate and die from her toxic cunty slut flesh. Death to the demoness, Aliana Lohan! May her soul drown in a piss-and-shit-filled cum-encrusted dirty fucking toilet sewer aquarium for all eternity where it belongs. Ugly fucking SKRUMP.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:14am.
Ricki Lake is a prime suspect.
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So - should we, like, buy him a tshirt or something?
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:14am.
Ricki Lake is a prime suspect.
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There would probably be disembowelment and body bags involved if that was the case.
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Where are the pics of the "dirt bombs"? I'll bet (and hope) they actually had SHIT in them.
That would be hilarious if Judge Marsha was behind it all. That would be a nice "Fuck U 2"!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:03am.
I despise Blohan and her fucking ugly mother. Really, these two inspire such hatred in me.
angel_i -- that's funny, I like the "WHORE" on the driveway! LOL!
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Me too! On both counts!
It was extra funny too cuz it was like...one of them houses with the garage underneath and the front door off to the side...and it was written so it was pointed right at the door - but close to the sidewalk too. I kinda wished it also said "Hi" for "Hi Whore!" LOL!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Ricki Lake is a prime suspect.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:02am.
Oh, angel_i, that's my house. I've been watching a lot of Curb Appeal lately, and I thought that a charming driveway make-over was just what was needed to increase my property value. The blacked-out windows are for shade, naturally.
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LOL! Of course *smacks forehead* Why hadn't I thought of that? You should tell the police tho, cuz I think they were confused. You know how police are - NO sense of style whatsoever!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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They forgot the fucking toilet paper and the burning dog shit!
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That's a shame that happened to Dina's place of residence. Please do not do it again, Dina might decide to move to California.
I would almost be inclined to slap a Lohan if one were ever to venture within such close proximity to me.
And it would probably be met with applause.
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I despise Blohan and her fucking ugly mother. Really, these two inspire such hatred in me.
angel_i -- that's funny, I like the "WHORE" on the driveway! LOL!
Oh, angel_i, that's my house. I've been watching a lot of Curb Appeal lately, and I thought that a charming driveway make-over was just what was needed to increase my property value. The blacked-out windows are for shade, naturally.
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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving ho..
oh and I would love to see Blohan on Whore-ders.
No flaming dog poo on door step?
What a FAIL!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:44am.
NOT EVEN REGULAR PEOPLE GET EGGS THROWN AT THEIR DOOR.
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That's funny - this ain't even half as bad as the scene I rode past last week - someone had taken black paint to all the windows on some homewrecky (guessing) bitch's house and scrawled WHORE in her driveway. I won't lie - it made me laugh too.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
@Angel: LOL!
@Blohan: Nice jeans, dumbass.
Get the Dumbass Look (tm) with DUMBASS JEANS. Fake holes to go with your fake boobs and your fake hair and your fake career and your fake life.
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I would personally ring her doorbell and cement a pie in her face, then walk away.
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Who would waste a perfectly good egg on that trash whore? If it's not aimed at her fugly head, it's not worth it
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