Tom Ford Is Sharp As All Fuck
This is not new information, but today just felt like the right day to remind everyone that Tom Ford is meticulously sharp from top to bottom and back. Tom makes Patrick Bateman look like a slob! I bet that every morning before Tom leaves his penthouse apartment, he steams the wrinkles out of his anus (just in case) and then stands in front of a mirror blowing cold air at his head with a blow dryer to make sure every hair moves (or doesn't move) in the wind like it should.
You never know when a pap is going to take your picture. And you never know when a blogger wearing stained sweat shorts is going to post said picture. Tom and his perfectly manicured widow's peak of pure sex are always prepared.
Damn. I seriously just want to buy a Vespa from this sexy motherfucker. Yeah, I know Tom is not a Vespa salesman, but I bet he could make one magically appear on the street if you asked him for one. The same goes for imported cigars and 200 year old single malt whiskey.
Anyways, if a man who smells like a hot pair of clippers and overpriced cologne is not for you, then I've also got some pictures of STAINS' long lost brother with his girlfriend in London last night.
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Mr Mercury- you sound just like my kinda guy and I love Sam Eliott plus the fact that aside from the fact that you clearly have a brain -you have a sense of humor as well!
What could be more perfect? Ill take you over Tom Ford and Im the ultimate fag hag-as named by my many gay friends...
Hoity Toity-I dont wanna play in your sand pit because I need humour dear -something you clearly lack but why dont you hang out with Mr Mercury and maybe youll get one and then Ill let you play in my sand pit(specially if you look like that hot bitch Tom Ford!).
Pip!Pip!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"Steamin' out the wrinkles in his anus!" Hilarious!!!
He is a seriously hot male! Is that a bulge I spy in the last picture of him?
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:42am.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Love you guys : ) *group hug*
BTW, Mr. Mercury, I am a whitey and many of my friends, like yours, are white and straight who are respectful of gays and gay rights as well. I know--EEK! GASP!
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:53am.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:39am.
LOL. Meow,Catty Cabana Boy! Whenever Mr. W says something femmy-catty like that,I scream "Boy Bitch",or threaten to sew pink silk ruffles on his boxer shorts. Then we both laugh.
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Ahahah- wait!!! Before you get the needle ready, what did I say now?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
@Mr. Mercury:
Thank you for the information.Though I knew where the term "faggot" came from, I didn't know about suspected homosexuals being burned on pyres. Always thought that "faggot" became a homophobic slur because of Edward II.
Does faggot come from the Latin word for a tied bundle of sticks,fasces? It's the root word for Facist-Mussolini used the symbol because a tied bundle is difficult to break.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:39am.
LOL. Meow,Catty Cabana Boy! Whenever Mr. W says something femmy-catty like that,I scream "Boy Bitch",or threaten to sew pink silk ruffles on his boxer shorts. Then we both laugh.
Nice vest stretched over Guinness bloat. Yes, I'm talking to you, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Can someone please put a moratorium on shiny three-piece suits? All that's missing is a gold watch fob and spats.
@Hoity T...
I don't know much about the fab Mr. Merc, but he is very articulate, smart, and has a great sense of humor, not to mention that he has an impeccable taste in music.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:11pm.
Three words come to mind as why Mr. Ford looks so good: Integrity, talent & self-respect.
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You didn't mention a good cosmetic surgeon. He's definitely had work done.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Three words come to mind as why Mr. Ford looks so good: Integrity, talent & self-respect.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
@Hoity...I'm sorry I didn't answer your question about white people being pissed off about PC. Observation tells me that they're now feeling marginalized as other groups of individuals (gays, blacks. Hispanics, etc) ask for the same things that "white people" have taken for granted for years. If you throw the word "straight" into that mix, then you see the backlash against gay marriage. Not all straight white people are this way, in fact *takes a deep breath*, many of my friends are straight white people. True talk!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
@Hoity...you're very welcome, glad we could trade a post since I enjoy every one of your comments here.
I suspect I'm much older than you (or some other Dlisters) but I never give up the struggle to educate. I see things changing in a way I never thought they would, and often miss the "outlaw" days when being openly gay was both exhilarating and dangerous. Hope your world is only the former and not the latter here in 2010. Keep calling out bigotry when you see it, or asking the simple question, Why? when you can. This is a great forum for everyone, and between the bitchiness, you can learn a thing or two, right?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:53pm.
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Thank you Mr. Mercury. I am glad you took the time out to educate this person. I saw her response to my posting but did not care to post a reply because she and I had a similar back and forth before. Her excuse of her supposed gay friends being okay with her calling them fags is like when white people defend themselves saying that some of their good friends are black and so they are not racist! I don't know who her gay friends are, but if they are that hard up so they have to hang out with the likes of her then, hey, it is their choice.
P.S.: Why is it always the white people who are always pissed off at PC? Is it because there are now repercussions for throwing around bigoted slurs?
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:47pm.
Mr Frozen Face never goes out unless he has make up on. Does this self absorbed bastard ever smile?
Like a male Posh Spice. Not cute.
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:40pm.
"Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:20pm"
OK Mr Mercury-you obviously have studied hard your gay history and Im impressed!!!!
You still didnt answer though why is queer acceptable??
I will do an informal survey of my 'gay' friends to see if Ive been offending them all this time!
Tell me- do YOU look like Tom Ford?
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I would think that "queer" is another term claimed by gay men to use against those who used it as a slur. It's not as offensive as "fag" due to the latter's unsavory history. Since queer means that which is strange, out of a norm, etc. it became associated with homosexuals, who were considered out of a societal norm.
I'm sure your friends will be cool with you, I'm an older gay man so my take on being called names is probably different than your friends.
No, I don't look like Tom Ford, but I do get asked if I'm Sam Elliot's brother now and then. Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
He has a long term boyfriend. I think he's older? Can't remember for sure.
No straight man could ever bring the sexiness that Ford brings (the suits, impeccable style, the glamor of a forgotten time). And that is a tragedy.
"Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:20pm"
OK Mr Mercury-you obviously have studied hard your gay history and Im impressed!!!!
You still didnt answer though why is queer acceptable??
I will do an informal survey of my 'gay' friends to see if Ive been offending them all this time!
Tell me- do YOU look like Tom Ford?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
OMG! I'm wet..........
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:15pm.
"Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:05pm.
Tom Ford is such a sexy motherfucker-its suuuuch a buuuummmmer that he's a "fag"...
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We accept "gay" and even "queer", but NOT "fag"! Capeesh?"
Sorry dear-I didnt know PC was so important on
D listed-are you one of those 'homosexuals' who has no sense of humour cos all of my many 'gay' friends find it sooooo amusing when I refer to them as fags.
Fags are either something you smoke or a gay man and in fact I find it quite endearing actually-maybe its an English thing.
By the way why dont you mind 'queer'????
In Oscar Wildes time-it meant feeling weird...
Anyhoo-I find Tom Ford a very hot bitch- and if you are anything like him,Id probably think the same about you....
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cprincess, "fag" has become the new "N" word. Many gay men bristle at the sound of it because it's a slur term, not one of endearment. "Fag" or more importantly, "faggot" or "fagot" was a familiar term (especially in England) to describe a small burning stick or bundle of sticks; hence the reference to cigarettes over the years. Historically, there is evidence that during the Inquisition and other kinds of social cleansings, known or suspect homosexuals were used as human kindling to start fires to burn heretics or witches. Hence "burning stick" or "fag" became synonymous with homosexuals. Oscar Wilde and his crowd of artistic fops helped start the craze in England for things made with the petals of pansies, hence, "pansy" became a slur term for anyone gay. Not a pretty history, which is why many gay men dislike being called either term. Just thought you'd like to know.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
He is hot for sure, not completely my type, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed. I see a big dick too.
However, he does look like he is doing a walk of shame. That is some blow marks or ciggie butts on his jacket and his pants look like they've been grabbed in the crotch area one too many times (dirty hand stains).
The jacket is too snug and the waist on the pants is too high. And boot shoes? really?'
but nice package
Mr Frozen Face never goes out unless he has make up on. Does this self absorbed bastard ever smile?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
who the fuck is tom ford? i'd hit it
Hot. Everything
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Sexy mofo, love his bag, love his suit, he is ALL class, and his Spring line is beyond gorgeous...OMFG, I saw the Milan runway show, fabulous is not enough to describe what went down that runway. *faints*
All the gays I know love fag, depends on the context and what you are saying. Queer is definitely wrong, Queer means strange, that's offensive imo.
"Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:05pm.
Tom Ford is such a sexy motherfucker-its suuuuch a buuuummmmer that he's a "fag"...
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We accept "gay" and even "queer", but NOT "fag"! Capeesh?"
Sorry dear-I didnt know PC was so important on
D listed-are you one of those 'homosexuals' who has no sense of humour cos all of my many 'gay' friends find it sooooo amusing when I refer to them as fags.
Fags are either something you smoke or a gay man and in fact I find it quite endearing actually-maybe its an English thing.
By the way why dont you mind 'queer'????
In Oscar Wildes time-it meant feeling weird...
Anyhoo-I find Tom Ford a very hot bitch- and if you are anything like him,Id probably think the same about you....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Gawd DAMN, that man is hot.
And he's a phenomenal director. Ya'll HAVE to see 'A Single Man.' It's a brilliantly done movie, and just beautiful to look at, to boot.
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!
He's dreamy. How I wish he played for ladies league, I'd give his bat a try.
Brrrr, Patrick Bateman. Uncool, MK.
Looks pretty good.
i would totally fix him up with MY GAY, just to be close to him...i love this man!!!
Bitch always looks fierce!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:05pm.
Tom Ford is such a sexy motherfucker-its suuuuch a buuuummmmer that he's a "fag"...
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We accept "gay" and even "queer", but NOT "fag"! Capeesh?
@ WhiskeyTango
Check out Tom Hardy in "Wuthering Heights" (2009) as Heathcliff. You can see the whole movie here on youtube in 14 episodes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgXCGlnoLNY
He's extraordinary!
I think Tom's got a huge talent and charisma. And the most kissable mouth in universe.
@little rascal: Thanks, I'll check it out. I saw Tom Hardy for the first time in Inception, and he was definitely my favorite character in the movie as the wisecracking Brit. I like period pieces too and anything having to do with history in general...Rome is my weakness! the HBO series was amazing.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:40pm.
Tom Ford looks HOT. Perfection!
And I'm not really Jonathan Rhys Meyers fan, but last week I had BBC "The Tudors" marathon, and I have to admit, he was great as King Henry VIII.
He did put up a pretty good performance, I agree. I watch that show solely to see the hot guys prancing around in period costumes, but there's some really good acting there. You just never know when Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell or Cardinal Wolsey would say the wrong thing and inadvertently piss Henry off....which would lead to their untimely death, of course!
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I'm nuts about period dramas, especially anything British.
Check out BBC's "The virgin queen" (2005). It's fabulous! Tom Hardy as Robert Dudley Earl of Leicester is superb. He steals every scene. I've got such a crush on Tom Hardy, it hurts!
Tom Ford is very sessy. And his fragrances are exquisite.
"A Single Man" was excellent too. No complaints here.
I think he said in the commentary for "A Single Man" that he has the same boyfriend for 20 years. Sorry boys and girls, I think this one is taken.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:07am.
Did Jonathan Rhys Meyers get that bitch from a catalogue or what?
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That was my first reaction to seeing them together.
But the truth is she's loaded, so she probably picked /him/ out of a catalogue.
I like JRM but he always looks so freaked out. It freaks me out.
Don't laugh but I swear Tom Ford says he's gay for his image. If not he's gay like George Michael, which is to say, fine as hell and on the down low.
edit: George Michael was on the downlow anyway.
edit2: best headline ever MK!
Why have we never seen TF with a hot piece, or read of any dalliances? He wasn't even photographed in St. Bart's with anybody this summer. (Perhaps he was keen on avoiding a run-in with his celestial opposite, Marc Jacobs. I know I would be.)
But seriously, all work and no play isn't good for the hairline, Mr. Ford. And I do agree there is a missing button. I was just noticing on last night's GQ Awards pics, how many jackets seemed short a button at the midriff, and all sorts of shirt was poking out everywhere. With the exception of Jon Hamm, who was perfection as always. Perhaps it would be wise to hire JH's tailor, eh, Mr. Ford?
The man looks uncomfortable to me...
Tom Ford is such a sexy motherfucker-its suuuuch a buuuummmmer that he's a fag but its precisely because he is batting on the other team that makes him so beautiful...
MK-why you go and insult Stains by calling that dickhead his long lost brother and why you have to fuck up Tom Fords post as well??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man" ZZ Top
Tom Ford...I would drink your bathwater!!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:40pm.
Tom Ford looks HOT. Perfection!
And I'm not really Jonathan Rhys Meyers fan, but last week I had BBC "The Tudors" marathon, and I have to admit, he was great as King Henry VIII.
He did put up a pretty good performance, I agree. I watch that show solely to see the hot guys prancing around in period costumes, but there's some really good acting there. You just never know when Anne Boleyn, Thomas Cromwell or Cardinal Wolsey would say the wrong thing and inadvertently piss Henry off....which would lead to their untimely death, of course!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Tom Ford looks HOT. Perfection!
And I'm not really Jonathan Rhys Meyers fan, but last week I had BBC "The Tudors" marathon, and I have to admit, he was great as King Henry VIII.
Imagine the time Ford must devote to grooming. It's a full time job. Plucking, shaving, scouring, etc.
I'm done with JRM, that Irish bog person who throws around the n word. What a prick. I hear that he's hell to work with.
hahaahahah at the Stains reference awwwwww ahahaah
Coma Caca!
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