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Khensu Hetep--

I really do not think Mike or anyone else was trying to be mean. If anything this thread was really positive. I'm a raging emotional bitch right now so I would notice that right away. It's an issue you're sensitive about and big boobs get in the way. It's hard to get men to take you seriously when all they're doing is staring at your chest but it's also easier to sock them in the jaw.
When you're out of college and have a job alot of insureances will pay for a boob reduction if it's a medical need.

(Not that I'm trying to have sex with anyone on this site, but you know what I mean. I've been trying this online dating site thing for a while now, and it hasn't been working.)

Mike, you seem like a nice guy, really. I agree with you a lot of times, and I dislike very few people here, but if I may be blunt, that post rubbed me wrong personally. It was like salting an open wound. My apologies if that wasn't your intention.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:36pm.

Yes, we fucking get it. Seriously.

Hence why I feel like a disfigured freak and hide behind oversized T-shirts everyday of the week.

I'd get my tits done, but I'm a broke ass college student, and even then, I'd be criticized for THAT too because fake breasts usually look obvious.

I've tried everything to fix my tits on my own, from "wearing better bras" (worst cop out ever) to wall exercises. Nothing works. Nothing has worked; I've been wearing bras since I was nine years old, for Christ's sake. I don't know why I waste money on trying to naturally improve my cleavage, but I can't win.

I don't know jack shit about financing a boob job either, so honestly I'd rather avoid getting them done altogether, and maybe finding myself a guy who likes them as they are, but I doubt it.

Understand that I am 22 years old and have never had sex, and when people say certain things, it really makes me wonder if that's why I'm unfuckable and totally revolting to every straight man that isn't hard up, high, or has a mental condition.

Everyone discriminates against my body type, except for straight women, but so the fuck what? I'm not a lesbian. I'm not trying to have sex with a woman.

I get that it's totally lame to bitch over the internet for validation, but regardless, I haven't received any WHATSOEVER in years. I haven't even looked in a mirror in over a month...
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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lolz on couchtaur.

boobs
are good.

but without legs
they can only go so far.

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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.

So is she actually a good actress? I've seen Mad Men probably once or twice, not enough to really get a read on her.

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Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:42pm.

Can't people just love other people's bodies and accept that people come in many types? It's sad to hear people dissing small breasts, big breasts, "banana boobs", small penises, overly large penises, short legs, stretch marks, too long of torsos, etc....you name it, someone's making fun of it. You'd think we'd get over it at some point and realize that everyone is different and just accept it without ridiculing it.
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Yeah, that is how I wish things were too, but not gonna happen ever.

Putting others down by what they look like is most people's favourite sport, so...

Don't get me wrong, I point and laugh at Rihana's fivehead, or Jessica Simpson's butt chin and so on. I think I am civilized by keeping most of my cattiness reserved for dumb celebrities hors.

Outside the internet though, I see it's open season for most people and I've been genuinely hurt by comments about shit I cannot change about myself(being short, dark haired, olive skinned, big eyes, faceshape, etc.)

Mind you, I wasn't even instigating that kind of criticism, aggression, which is why... I can't bash this lady's boobies's, but I don't like how it's her only feature it would seem.

Not her fault, but she's playing the game and letting them play her that way, so...

Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:30pm.

Here is a woman who is the center of the picture with her boobies offered up on display. The man looking at her has something on his mind or perhaps he's noticing she's drinking, perhaps getting drunk. This is a international magazine and they just happened to forget her legs? The woman lacks the means to leave, be it the man's advances or her own desire to. But she's drinking and her boobies are on display and she's sitting on a couch, well not hard to figure out what's on that vixen's mind. *sarcasm*
Eh, I probably put too much thought into it and a couple stoned interns just messed up.

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LOL! I did that too!

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Damn U , I never heard or seen of this photoshop disasters website, now i'm addicted. This means less time on Dlisted now.

Oh, look - Red has her tits out again. Ho-hum.

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Whenever I try to say motor boat 5 times fast I always end up with murder Bert....

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:40pm.
Thanks, Mr. Mercury. At least i know when my boobs are starting to sag, it won`t look as painful as what the Missus there was sporting.
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Uncle, you are most welcome indeed! Chesty always looked like she was in pain in that movie. Perhaps it was the fact that her champagne-color wig was on backwards, but her boobs really have a life of their own...I'm sure she had days when she would have wished them away.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Thanks, Mr. Mercury. At least i know when my boobs are starting to sag, it won`t look as painful as what the Missus there was sporting. Mine will be more like fried eggs nailed to a board. I hope i get about ten more good years out of them.....
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

It's the shape, not the size.

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Here is a woman who is the center of the picture with her boobies offered up on display. The man looking at her has something on his mind or perhaps he's noticing she's drinking, perhaps getting drunk. This is a international magazine and they just happened to forget her legs? The woman lacks the means to leave, be it the man's advances or her own desire to. But she's drinking and her boobies are on display and she's sitting on a couch, well not hard to figure out what's on that vixen's mind. *sarcasm*
Eh, I probably put too much thought into it and a couple stoned interns just messed up.

Here is a woman who is the center of the picture with her boobies offered up on display. The man looking at her has something on his mind or perhaps he's noticing she's drinking, perhaps getting drunk. This is a international magazine and they just happened to forget her legs? The woman lacks the means to leave, be it the man's advances or her own desire to. But she's drinking and her boobies are on display and she's sitting on a couch, well not hard to figure out what's on that vixen's mind. *sarcasm*
Eh, I probably put too much thought into it and a couple stoned interns just messed up.

Yes, Angel is right she did have legs!!!

Haha! The Boob War is still ongoing! Yay!! Why hasn't anyone brought up Chesty Morgan (73" bust) and her glorious career? Never seen "Deadly Weapons" where Chesty smothers mobsters with her mammoth ta-tas? Check out Chesty:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article40.htm

Anyone interested in big ones (and I'm talking about boobs) should see this classic. Next to Chesty, Christina is barely out of her training bra.

You can thank me later.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:42pm.

Can't people just love other people's bodies and accept that people come in many types? It's sad to hear people dissing small breasts, big breasts, "banana boobs", small penises, overly large penises, short legs, stretch marks, too long of torsos, etc....you name it, someone's making fun of it. You'd think we'd get over it at some point and realize that everyone is different and just accept it without ridiculing it.

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Agreed. But I'm pretty sure she had legs the LAST time I saw her....

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Her monstrous rack is just stupid.

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Can't people just love other people's bodies and accept that people come in many types? It's sad to hear people dissing small breasts, big breasts, "banana boobs", small penises, overly large penises, short legs, stretch marks, too long of torsos, etc....you name it, someone's making fun of it. You'd think we'd get over it at some point and realize that everyone is different and just accept it without ridiculing it.

I've noticed a trend in porn recently (or maybe the porn I watch--the free stuff) where the boobs are all natural. It's refreshing...little ones, floppy ones, huge ones etc. I think alot of people assume Christina's are real because she is a pale "redhead"...I mean everyone knows only blondes get their boobs done ! (and yes I'm being sarcastic)
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

I think those two guys in the background stole her legs. That's what the scene is. And now she's a big boobie loozer and that guy with the white hair is concerned about her. Boobies.

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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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BlahblahblahMad Men... Blahblahblah no legs....

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTINA HENDRICK'S MAGNIFICENT CHICHIS!?

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This cracked me up. I agree with what others are saying, put them away already!

The Glorious Ms. Betty White has banana tits so they should be the standard for sexxxy.

Her grandkids can call her Gramma Nanners.

Observe:
http://goatfucker.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/betty-white.jpg

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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!

By the way, gravity sucks and the worst thing someone said to me about my boobs was to call them banana boobs. How nasty is that?
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Um,...dare I admit mine were once called watermelon boobs?

....ducking & running for cover now.....

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LOL! I scrolled past caption this to THIS and thought: WTF: Now EVERYBODY is a plastic dummy?

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After I gave birth my big round boobies turned into large triangular gathers of flapper dapper.

I have the sads about it all the time, but my wonderful husband pulls them up and loves on them like it's no thang.

the shame of tetas largas...

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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!

Cooper looks so different, must be the absence of the goatee? Loved Mad Men since I caught it midway through the first season and then stayed up all night catching up with the show on VOD.
If I worked with Joan I would think she was a pain in the ass, but she is a smart cookie.

Hey, is this a sign Sal is coming back?

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oh and BY THE WAY.....what's wrong with smaller perky boobs, eh?? that's right, nothing

I am completely mesmerized by this woman...not just cause she has HUGE boobs. She is just so beautiful and I love her voice....and this will probably be the only kind comment on this post. Oh well :)

@Khensu Hetep

I'm satisfied with their size, I'm a natural DD cup.

Nonetheless, I hide my breasts all the time because everyone discriminates against the shape. This has somewhat affected the prospects of a sexual life because I'm terrified of getting intimate and revealing my bare chest to a man.

ZOMG! exactly the same problem and fears.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:42pm.

I'm officially fucking OVER this woman's floppy tits being a hot-button topic of conversation.

CO-FUCKING-SIGNED!

and why the fuck aren't people acknowledging that she does not have naturally massive titties? There is very clear evidence she's gone for a boob job. People here have posted pics of her again and again. Officially over her too.

Also i keep confusing here with the sexy, slutty redhead on hung.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 2:56pm.

Same here. I have very large breasts, but I'm proud and ashamed of them.

I'm satisfied with their size, I'm a natural DD cup.

Nonetheless, I hide my breasts all the time because everyone discriminates against the shape. This has somewhat affected the prospects of a sexual life because I'm terrified of getting intimate and revealing my bare chest to a man.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Okay..about the haircolor. This is just a theory, so I could be completely wrong. In the 60's, they didn't have the multitude of haircolor products they do today. Fake colors tended to look...fake. Could it be that the producers of the show wanted her to go with something that looked a little processed like it would have if a woman dyed her hair back then? I always thought that the "racy" haircolor Joan had was supposed to set her apart from the mousier girls on the show.

Submitted by MzSassy on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 3:20pm.

Yep I was!

The Oblongs was hysterical. I wish it was on more often...Adult Swim has made a habit of switching lineup of shows continuously.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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mitted by original putas on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 3:24pm.

Good to see the tiny dicked woman haters are at it again with their hatred of women's bodies.
Well, I for one don't see anything wrong with big titties. Big titties are beautiful.
The only men I dont who dont like big titties are insecure woman haters.
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Good to see the tiny dicked woman haters are at it again with their hatred of women's bodies.
Well, I for one don't see anything wrong with big titties. Big titties are beautiful.
The only men I dont who dont like big titties are insecure woman haters.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 3:04pm.

Is that Bob Oblong's long lost busty cousin, Boob Oblong? Har har!
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Khensu, you remember The Oblongs??? You were referencing that show, right?? I loved that stupid cartoon show, LOL ; )

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by .Child. on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 2:55pm.

whoops, guess i should read whats under all the other words next time...

i guess i don't love you Mz Sassy? not, thats not true either.

can't all boobies get along?!?!
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Sure, we can all get along....once you lovely people learn to worship big boobies ; ) LOL ; )

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Is that Bob Oblong's long lost busty cousin, Boob Oblong? Har har!

But seriously, sick of this woman. So you've got red hair and big tits. The Jessica Rabbit thing worked for Jessica Rabbit because she was a drawing. Although Hendricks looks pretty most of the time, she always looks cartoonish and exaggerated. Does she remind anyone else of that 80s pop singer Tiffani?

I'll give her credit where due in this photo that her tits at least don't look like a couple of tumors holding her spindly neck upright this time. They look somewhat natural.

Good on her for not encouraging anorexia (unlike some starlets who blatantly flaunt their eating disorders), but taking it to the other extreme looks just as ridiculous.

Her hair's a pretty color, but it always looks like a sloppy and damaged mess. As a natural blonde who colors her hair bluish black, I'm all for coloring your hair whatever color you think suits you best, but whenever you're an actress from an EXTREMELY popular drama such as Mad Men, you can definitely afford more adequate products or a better hair expert.

That's just my two cents.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

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Wow what a creepy photo all around. No legs and the look whatshisface is giving her-- creep o rama.

Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 1:20pm.

those really aren't all that great of chi chi's. the best ones are small and perky ones that can dance and play and fit into a wine glass and playfully bounce around up by your head and mouth and then maybe by your lower bits. big boobs are just nasty and severely get in the way.....
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Really? Everybody loves big, soft, bodacious tatas. EVERYBODY...except you.

((points like the angry monkey on Family Guy))

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Why is it that in photoshoots with people from that Mad Men show the guys are always fully clothed and the women (or woman in this case) are showing as much cleavage as possible? She looks like a cow who's about to get milked by the men already waiting in line until it's their turn to put their cold hands on her udders.
Isn't this Hendricks annoyed about being the sex object for those old farts?

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