Thursday, September 9th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By A Monkey Riding A Pig


No, this is not a clip from Teresa Giudice and Juicy Delicious' sex tape (no offense to the monkey and pig). This is a G- rated clip of a monkey trying to 69 some kind of miniature wild pig creature. Get a barn, you two sucios!

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Found Note - some person is -$635,000 in their bank account!

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/11649

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:05am.

Koko, Whiskey and Eat - thanks for all the updates. I swear this kind of story is a hypochondriac's nightmare. Years from now when everyone tries to claim it's an urban legend, I'll be screaming "It's true you filthy animals, I read it on dlisted 30 years ago" from the corner of my room at the nursing home. Of course I'll be wearing nothing but a dirty bedsheet, Depends and a crucifix - isn't that how all of us Catholic Schoolgirls end up?

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LOL. I'm surprised Nancy Grace and lezzie Jane Vellez Mitchell haven't been screaming about this on their nightly shows. Here's the story (it happened in Georgia):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWQI_MhM68

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:12am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:06am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:57am
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Thank You and I will send myself to bed... Sweet Dreams Girl !!!!!
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Sweet dreams right back at ya...sleep well knowing that Michael K will give us all mega-laughs and snark material tomorrow...
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koko, too right. It seems like all of the news outlets revel in fear mongering and sensationalize pretty much everything. Sometimes ignorance is bliss and you just have to tune it out.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:06am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:57am
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Thank You and I will send myself to bed... Sweet Dreams Girl !!!!!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:57am.
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Koko, I hate to read about you getting upset with everything that's happening in your area and am sending best wishes your way. Now turn off the news and concentrate on positive things for awhile (or at least try to get some sleep!) I know we can't maintain a positive attitude all the time, but sometimes you just have to tune out the craziness and revel in the silence. The craziness will always be there, you know?
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brothers, Bob and Ed Pellegrini, live near the house at the center of the explosion, reported to have occurred at Claremont and Glenview

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As the ground shook violently, they thought an earthquake had rattled the Bay Area. Then they saw the flames outside their window.

"It looked like hell on earth. I have never seen a ball of fire that huge," Bob Pellegrini said.
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I'm so scared for the Bay Area....and I live here...
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johnnysgirl - it's funny how you always think you know what you can and can't handle, until it happens. I have one sister-in-law who completely freaks on cockroaches. She went to Disney World in Orlando and threw a shit-fit at the hotel when she was convinced she saw a roach (according to her husband it was a palmetto bug, although I'm not sure of the difference). My brother's wife had a melt-down when they got bedbugs. They live in New York and were one of the first to be invaded, so she took the attitude that people would think they were "dirty" and had a horrible time with the experience. I always thought I would freak with roaches, but now I'm on the bedbug bandwagon. I look at it like this - cockroaches tend towards darkness, and (I think) are easier to get rid of. But bedbugs live on your mattress while FEASTING on your blood. I just can't deal with that. What if they try to crawl into an unprotected orifice? GACK!!!
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FUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!! there's a huge fire/explosion in the bay area here from an "accident" (bay area--I already had the crazy car accident outside my apt. yesterday--my nerves ARE SHOT !!!!)...it's on CNN, and there talking about people going to burn centers. SAD...my dad works in that area and it looks awful...I'm sure it's exageratted but still, I feel the news is ALL ABOUT THE NEGATIVE.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:13am.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:07pm.
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johnnysgirl - I'm in love with the probiotic flora - I take Florajen3 every day (love that stuff, keeps my stomach flat). And I don't have a problem with regular insects - I'm proud to report that I'm the one who scoops up spiders etc in the office and puts them outside because I can't bring myself to smash them. But I draw the line at blood-sucking insects, especially those that try to share my bed (I've dated too many of them already). Plus I've heard bedbug extermination is expensive and takes several weeks to work. Eeeep!
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Fair enough, girlie, and me too (with the scooping :D)

---I draw the line at blood-sucking insects, especially those that try to share my bed (I've dated too many of them already)

WORD to that! heh

I guess I can flap my trap cuz I haven't had to deal with the bloodsuckers yet (the bedbugs I mean). Haven't heard a peep from anyone I know. So far, so good.

My whole college town was fucking ***INFESTED*** with cockroaches. No matter how clean you were, no matter what block you lived on or how swank your neighbors were, you were basically fighting a losing battle. That is the only time in my life I had genuine HATRED for insects. Fucking FREELOADERS!!!

But I agree - if they are just doing their thing and not being twats it's fine :D

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:07pm.
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johnnysgirl - I'm in love with the probiotic flora - I take Florajen3 every day (love that stuff, keeps my stomach flat). And I don't have a problem with regular insects - I'm proud to report that I'm the one who scoops up spiders etc in the office and puts them outside because I can't bring myself to smash them. But I draw the line at blood-sucking insects, especially those that try to share my bed (I've dated too many of them already). Plus I've heard bedbug extermination is expensive and takes several weeks to work. Eeeep!
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Koko, Whiskey and Eat - thanks for all the updates. I swear this kind of story is a hypochondriac's nightmare. Years from now when everyone tries to claim it's an urban legend, I'll be screaming "It's true you filthy animals, I read it on dlisted 30 years ago" from the corner of my room at the nursing home. Of course I'll be wearing nothing but a dirty bedsheet, Depends and a crucifix - isn't that how all of us Catholic Schoolgirls end up?
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More on the ATL Herpes story:

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/24737167/detail.html

OH and somebody stop me from watching Joisey Shore, I hate myself right now for partaking...
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:25pm.

OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG...AGGGGGGGHH!
I'm a hypochondriac already FREAKING about having to stay at TWO hotels next month for family events and I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT. Fuck, I don't want to leave my house anymore. WTF is wrong with this country? Pull out every pesticide known to man and blast this insect shit back to hell. Fuck the health repercussions, we all gotta die of something!

*PASSES OUT*
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Damn girl, I'm sorry! I thought it was really fucking funny!

I hate to tell you hon, but human and insect life are locked in for keepers dear. We need them. They need us. Insects pollinate plants (including things like WHEAT and CORN that we humans depend upon for sustenance), among MYRIAD other benefits to us - they are ESSENTIAL to life.

Further, did you know that you rely on microbes that live in your intestines for not only digestion but also essential vitamins ("essential" means you can't get them anywhere else)? You aren't just you. You are you and whatever other organisms call your body "home." And it's all good.

Sometimes things get out of balance. That's what is happening with the bedbugs. But that's all it is - it's not the plague or anything. There is nothing to fear. The things that humans do are MUCH more fearful in comparison.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:26pm.
Speaking of jizz, bedbugs etc... Dog (or anyone else) did you see the JVM/Nancy Grace in the last week where an Atlanta grandmother was staying in a hotel and she said she was in the shower, walked out of the bathroom and found her grandson playing with a used condom (with cum in it) and now he allegedly has Herpes 1 (as most kids get as a child)...I'm half disgusted and half thinking the condom was hers because she demanded that the hotel manager give it to her to "keep and test" (but he didn't)...

hmph. Little perv had it coming...that'll teach him to play with adult toys!

For serious though, that's some nastiness.

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@CSG
EDIT: In relation to that story that was on CNN

Herpes Info !

http://www.herpes.com/hsv1-2.html

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:16pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:26pm.
Speaking of jizz, bedbugs etc... Dog (or anyone else) did you see the JVM/Nancy Grace in the last week where an Atlanta grandmother was staying in a hotel and she said she was in the shower, walked out of the bathroom and found her grandson playing with a used condom (with cum in it) and now he allegedly has Herpes 1 (as most kids get as a child)...I'm half disgusted and half thinking the condom was hers because she demanded that the hotel manager give it to her to "keep and test" (but he didn't)...
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Koko, did they say how he might have contracted the Herpes 1 virus? Do they think he might have rubbed his eyes or mouth after handling the condom and contracted the virus that way? I'm not trying to be gross, just trying to understand as I'm a huge hypochondriac and am constantly employing Universal Precautions as a result.

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I saw that. The mom said she found the boy playing with the condom. had put it in his mouth and had his tongue inside the condom. Its utterly disgusting. I believe the mom that it was a condom already in the room.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:26pm.
Speaking of jizz, bedbugs etc...
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The grandma said he (vomits) had his tongue inside the condom like he was "trying to blow it up like a balloon"...so I assume she meant his tongue touched the jizz BUT the virus is killed within seconds (?), minutes (?) of being outside the body (except when genital sores touch other genitals I believe...maybe I failedall that sex info). I read somewhere that most kids have the Herpes virus by age 4 , HERPES 1. As long as he doesn't blow a chick/dude with an active coldsore the kid should be fine.
EDIT : I'm no sex ed expert so I just posted a HERPES article that may explain (?) all of this
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:15pm.
*wanders back into thread*

Say, all y'all talking about bed bugs, has no one posted this link yet?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-24-2010/bed-bug---beyond
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OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG...AGGGGGGGHH!
I'm a hypochondriac already FREAKING about having to stay at TWO hotels next month for family events and I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT. Fuck, I don't want to leave my house anymore. WTF is wrong with this country? Pull out every pesticide known to man and blast this insect shit back to hell. Fuck the health repercussions, we all gotta die of something!

*PASSES OUT*
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*wanders back into thread*

Say, all y'all talking about bed bugs, has no one posted this link yet?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-24-2010/bed-bug---beyond

I mean, I knew Isabella Rosselini was a whackado but this is just koo koo.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:26pm.
Speaking of jizz, bedbugs etc... Dog (or anyone else) did you see the JVM/Nancy Grace in the last week where an Atlanta grandmother was staying in a hotel and she said she was in the shower, walked out of the bathroom and found her grandson playing with a used condom (with cum in it) and now he allegedly has Herpes 1 (as most kids get as a child)...I'm half disgusted and half thinking the condom was hers because she demanded that the hotel manager give it to her to "keep and test" (but he didn't)...
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Koko, did they say how he might have contracted the Herpes 1 virus? Do they think he might have rubbed his eyes or mouth after handling the condom and contracted the virus that way? I'm not trying to be gross, just trying to understand as I'm a huge hypochondriac and am constantly employing Universal Precautions as a result.
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@Mike
I made the mistake of shoving the Hustler back between the mattress...I'm a natural snoop, but when I touched the corner of it's stuck together jizzed on mag pages with what like 80's chicks I abandoned my mission...
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Submitted by Mish on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:31pm.
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I used to drive all the time (haven't seen the British texting PSA) but I have seen so many accidents NOT being the driver I am freaked out. People drive like absolute maniacs out here. I know when there is rush hour traffic at 10:30 AM along with confusing construction I should have just stayed home...
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:13pm.

Regarding bedbugs: I have seen those nasty little things in a fucking "4 star" (OK probably 3 star) hotel in Santa Cruz along with a crusty jizzed on Hustler magazine jammed between the mattresses ages ago it appeared...the room was as expensive as hell and I woke up with bites all over (and I was with a boyfriend, not a john). This was probably a decade ago and I am VERY wary of clothes from questionable places now. I woke up at like 2:00 AM and saw those little demons jumping around, almost puked, and then left.

With or without the Hustler?

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:28pm.
Random uplifting story of the day (to combat depressing stories): There was a huge 13-14 car pile up yesterday NEXT to my building (next to a freeway offramp) where a DUMP TRUCK going 45 mph lost his brakes (allegedly) and absolutely crushed some cars who then hit other cars...it was seriously one of the loudest/scariest things I have ever heard, and I ran down there and everyone was able to walk away and is ok (including a baby,well it didn't walk, and there were only minor to moderate injuries)...I still HATE driving though...
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i hate driving, as well...it scares me how shit can get real so fast. have you seen that British texting PSA? nightmare inducing.

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Speaking of jizz, bedbugs etc... Dog (or anyone else) did you see the JVM/Nancy Grace in the last week where an Atlanta grandmother was staying in a hotel and she said she was in the shower, walked out of the bathroom and found her grandson playing with a used condom (with cum in it) and now he allegedly has Herpes 1 (as most kids get as a child)...I'm half disgusted and half thinking the condom was hers because she demanded that the hotel manager give it to her to "keep and test" (but he didn't)...
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Regarding bedbugs: I have seen those nasty little things in a fucking "4 star" (OK probably 3 star) hotel in Santa Cruz along with a crusty jizzed on Hustler magazine jammed between the mattresses ages ago it appeared...the room was as expensive as hell and I woke up with bites all over (and I was with a boyfriend, not a john). This was probably a decade ago and I am VERY wary of clothes from questionable places now. I woke up at like 2:00 AM and saw those little demons jumping around, almost puked, and then left.
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hey your all, on the begbugs, how nasty! I have none tho, that could change, I hope not.

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Koko, when I used to get pissed at my mom, the worst she had to fear (if that's what you want to call it) was me yelling at her or badmouthing her to my friends. Now as a mom myself, it isn't something I think of when my oldest son gets mad at me but if he did choose to hurt me, he could. He's six feet and I'm only a little over five feet. It's sad that any of us have to even consider something like this. No matter how bad your child gets, you just don't think he or she is capable of killing you.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:48pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:42pm.

Watch out for bedbugs, y'all. Seriously.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:42pm.
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Garage sales, thrift stores etc have helped me find many a treasure...although I am envious of a friend I have who literally will walk into a garage sale/ROSS/Marshall's/a thrift store and antique/designer things will jump out at her without her even trying. She has scored more 99 cents Seven Jeans, 70's Star War collectibles-sheets-figurines, and random expensive costume jewelry than I care to admit.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:24pm.
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And the 12 year old was mad because she wasn't allowed to go out all the time with her boyfriend, who she said she loved "with all her heart, more than any OTHER boyfriend I have had" ...such a scary, birth control warranting story for me. I never want to live in fear of a tween killing me (except if I ever go back to work, and I'll get paid for that and get worker's comp)....scary stuff.
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Well, went to garage sales today, got my son a spongebob fleece snuggle blanket for the cool weather. Also got him a stuffed monkey, even tho, I hate fucking monkeys. Got me a beautiful candle lantern that shines in different colers and a fox stuffed animal, I named tum tum.....
okay, I"m gay.

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Random uplifting story of the day (to combat depressing stories): There was a huge 13-14 car pile up yesterday NEXT to my building (next to a freeway offramp) where a DUMP TRUCK going 45 mph lost his brakes (allegedly) and absolutely crushed some cars who then hit other cars...it was seriously one of the loudest/scariest things I have ever heard, and I ran down there and everyone was able to walk away and is ok (including a baby,well it didn't walk, and there were only minor to moderate injuries)...I still HATE driving though...
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:17pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:47pm.
Nanny Goat Grace is going off on Shitney. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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she spent like 45 minutes on Britney and then sort of mentioned the 12 AND 13 YEAR OLD COUPLE WHO KILLED THE GIRL'S PARENTS !!!!!!!! and I love how all of her callers have to start with "Nancy I Love You, Nancy you are blessed, Nancy you are an angel, Nancy I want to scissor you etc"...

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No kidding! I can't believe this story about the murders! And they found that woman from last night already dead in her car. Yet she spends all of that time on Shitters? I don't believe this guy's lawsuit but I do believe she walked around naked in front of him and tried to seduce him.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:44pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:41pm.

It goes without saying it's sick. I'm sorry if you were offended. I guess I should have said creepy, sad, and sick.
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MK.. I mean Mikey, you're always so considerate. You worry too much... I'm not done reading yet but it's interesting... thanks.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:01pm.

OK dumb question for the menfolk out there ... do you notice when women act like total morons around you? If so, what do you think? Because I am having agita about Neighbor Man and his colleague.
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Ah Queenie... Neighbor Man still messing with your head?

I gotta say I tend to be oblivious to female flirting unless they're blunt and direct. Perhaps he's like me.

I always try to be nice to people at supermarkets, restaurants, or grocery stores that I frequent. I'll remember their names and make casual conversation. There's this girl who works at a Subway restaurant. I used to stop by for breakfast on the way to my former workplace. She was nice too, but she would often mess up my order up or overcharge me. I didn't think much of it because she'd give me a freebie (like a cookie) to make up for it.

Eventually her small talk evolved to her telling me the story of her life -she's recently divorced and has a 2 year old. Still I didn't get it.

It was only after five months when she said she was going to spank me or kiss me for disrupting her concentration in front of other customers and coworkers. Then I finally understood. :)

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:47pm.
Nanny Goat Grace is going off on Shitney. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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she spent like 45 minutes on Britney and then sort of mentioned the 12 AND 13 YEAR OLD COUPLE WHO KILLED THE GIRL'S PARENTS !!!!!!!! and I love how all of her callers have to start with "Nancy I Love You, Nancy you are blessed, Nancy you are an angel, Nancy I want to scissor you etc"...
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@Mike,
No, you didn't offend me; the shit that occurred does. The worst thing is that the Gestapo really fucking believe they did NOTHING wrong. Nothing. They think they did the world a "service" in watching mothers inject their kids and baby's eyes with food color so the kids could be spared un-anethisized 'gene' operations and shit.

Sorry for the rant, just that stuff always takes me from silly joking to harsh reality in 2 seconds.

*breath and back to prof* sorry all. laters.

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Nanny Goat Grace is going off on Shitney. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:41pm.

It goes without saying it's sick. I'm sorry if you were offended. I guess I should have said creepy, sad, and sick.

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I see Neighbor Man and can't look at him - barely speak to him - but with anyone else I'm Partygirl ... WTF?

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I got that issue in the mail the other day and haven't looked at it yet. Holy crap!

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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:31pm.

I've read about this. That woman was crazy! She made boots and lamps with skin. I think she went on trial in Neuremburg and was executed.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:35pm.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 -

http://nymag.com/news/features/67963/
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*vomits* In all seriousness Mike, that's sick shit and, unfortunately, there have been such horror stories that I wouldn't put it past some escapee Gestapo living off the coast of Spain to have 'memorabilia'. Think it was the med team at Berkley that one wrote up and released research that said that the 'human caterpillar' experiements, 'gene swapping', pain threshold experiments, etc., were all true. Fucking sick and vile.

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