The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 9th!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:57pm.

Very funny winnahs! LMAO@captainkindawesome - that ain't no lie!

I could have been a contender!

Well, at least SHE's got legs.

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Submitted by Captainkindaawesome on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:42pm.

oh snap my first win, it's been my lifelong dream to entertain whores but i usually had something different in mind. c'est la vie.

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:31pm.

Congrats Slores!

"Hail NO!" MK as god

Submitted by govt_cheese on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:27am.

Dammit, you horz are funny - omg, my first awesome laugh of the day. Good ones, all of you! XD

Submitted by suze on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:46am.

Great job everyone - very funny.

Loved yours Callmecraze.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

Submitted by Kandykane on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:56am.

LOLZ all very funny!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:17am.

LMAO!

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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 8:14am.

Ahahaha congrats guys!! Loved the winner, and of course my jazzy♥!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:56am.

Congratulations on the win Captainkindaawesome!!!

Also big congrats to Call me craze!!! Funny ones!

Thanks MK!!

Submitted by CheekyChops on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:20am.

Mike, "The Situation" holds auditions for his porn movie, "Jersey Mike Bangs a Grenade"

Submitted by JD1985 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 6:35am.

Up in heaven: Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia show them Jersey Shore bitches how it's really done!!

Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 3:22am.

Guests were always impressed by Mildred's walk-in bidet.

Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:58am.

"What bitch keeps leaving the cum stains in the tub?"

Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:47am.

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Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:44am.

Bronze faucets? Really?

Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:55am.

"Obi-Wan-A-Golden-Shower, you're the only one that can save me..."

Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:40am.

I am so sick of Sandra Rinomato giving me the side eye for walking through the house first!

Submitted by johnnys rocket on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:33am.

Goddamit Kathleen! This Box of Wine on the wall is stale! You and Lilly Tomlin grab The Situation out of the tub and lets hit The Abbey! For Chrise' sake!

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Submitted by AvaPozen on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:51pm.

To hell with playing with submarines during a bath. I got me a sailor!! --Tommy Girl.

Submitted by AvaPozen on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:47pm.

The part that impressed Anna Wintour the most about this retirement home: free gay virgin she can suck the life out of.

Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:41pm.

The housekeepers are really getting fed up with Tommy Girl leaving his toys in the bathtub.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:59pm.

Elton John tries to be anonymous in Nancy Reagan's bathtub.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:49pm.

Anna Wintor sez, " Ignore the fag in the bathtub."

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Submitted by tastycar on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:54pm.

Josh Flagg has jumped ship and gotten his own show..."Hundred Dollar LIsting"

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:23pm.

The master bath at the Captain and Tennille Museum is always a highlight on Senior Day.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:03pm.

Is this "training wheels" for wannabe cougars?

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:51pm.

Sorry Geraldine...but the Baldwin family asked if Stephen could possibly be sold along with the house...they just don't know what to do with him anymore.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:48pm.

At the new "Three's Company" Wax Museum and Gift Shoppe, visitors can relive that heee-larious moment when Jack Tripper had to hide in the bathtub. Funny. Funny stuff.

Submitted by Mother Muffin on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:30pm.

"I mean, theoretically, Hilda, if anyone ever used the Google to look up 'Joe Jonas hot tub pix' this is what they might have seen after they paid their god damned $49.95 membership fee!"

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:04pm.

A young Tommy Girl played bathhouse by himself into his early 20s, much to the dismay of his relatives, who chose to tolerate but ignore his behavior.

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:02pm.

You know this ''Golden Girls'' porn will not end well.

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'' The Master would not approve! ''

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:00pm.

You know out of those three, Blanche is gonna hit that.

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'' The Master would not approve! ''

Submitted by Edith Prickley on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:56pm.

Porn for the Fox News crowd.

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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:53pm.

Guy in the tub? What guy? Oh! He's just John's live in friend he met at the spa. They're just friends. Let me show you the skylight we just installed in the bedroom!

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by SallyBrown on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:50pm.

Hello. I'm Katie Holmes's brain. I've just overheard my husband say something about 'three queens and a hot tub.' In order to protect myself, I'll picture this sterile and wholesome scene. Now, then, onto images for 'cum swapping', 'taking it up the ass', and 'fuck him until he screams.'

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"My name is Sally Brown and I hate school."

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:47pm.

Damn, TommyGirl, can't your Xenusexbots go hide somewhere while the parents are over?!!

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by Lemonsacrifice on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:44pm.

Armed with a new hairline and a fresh dose of botox, Mr. Travolta is shocked to see three females arrive and quickly covers up.

Submitted by ceofancypants on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:38pm.

New recruits are welcomed to the Church of Scientology with a special trip to Tommy Girl's office.

Submitted by Miss_Marples on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:32pm.

An exclusive look inside the Al Qvc Network's sugar momma training facility.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:20pm.

The "Brown" room at the Playboy Mansion. Essential training area for all Hugh Hefners new girlfriends.

Submitted by Captainkindaawesome on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:19pm.

Joe encourages family bath time even at the Simpson reunion.

Submitted by Captainkindaawesome on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:17pm.

Madonna teaches a cougar class on how to properly bathe a foreign model.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:17pm.

*wrong post*

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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan

Submitted by Call me crazeee on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:56pm.

Wilmer Valderrama is using Ashton's advice for free publicity:
Sunglasses in bathroom? Check.
Old chick with camera? Check.
..Well it worked for Demi.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:51pm.

After 35 years, Joanne's friends finally explained to her that "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" is just an expression.

Submitted by perky on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:22pm.

Poor bastard's been in the tub so long that EVERYONE is starting to prune.

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:12pm.

The Love Boat 2: Seniors' Cruise