Thursday, September 9th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Raggedy Rihanna, put on your clothes before a tick bites you in the asshole! - Hollywood Tuna

Fishsticks Paltrow flashes a little pink (that made me queasy too) - Lainey Gossip

CRACK BABY ALERT - The Superficial

James Franco declares that he's not a gay stoner. What good is he then?!!!! - Towleroad

Lauren Graham and Peter Krause are dating now - Celebitchy

And in "blonde ain't your color" news.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Gisele Bundchen's Levi's chonies could be shorter - Egotastic!

The thing is, this is Blake Lively's "OMG I'm so excited" face - Popoholic

Chip Shop really is heaven's franchise here on earth - The Berry

Don't you just want to sprinkle sour sugar all over Tom Hardy's lips and bite at them like Gummi Worms - Just Jared

Please tell me White Oprah is going to meet Oprah OPRAH - ICYDK

Shirley Phelps Roper (no relation to Mr. or Mrs.) is at it again - OMG Blog

Why hello there, Clive Owen - Popsugar

Jude Law and Guy Ritchie made a Dior ad together - Holy Moly!

Weed report - Cityrag

KFed stands by his gravy train ("Mmmmmm gravy" - KFed) - I'm Not Obsessed

Jon Hamm is the new Matt Damon - SOW

The direct opposite of love in an elevator - Hollywood Rag

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MickeyHolland's picture

I wanted to write something about Rihanna, looking so natural in that setting (where's that lion when you need it?), or about Giselle and the effect of all that breastfeeding on her looks, but then I stumbled upon that Dior commercial. Mr. Madonna & Mr. Miller managed to dream up a concept that makes me wanna go out and buy that Beckham brew. I guess this happens when you start believing in your own myth. "Swept Away" should have been lesson enough.

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jalynne's picture

I'd say the color of Fishstick's bra is Salmonella.

harveyprice's picture

Thank you for the continuous Tom Hardy coverage :)

How does one come by the "Weed Report" job?

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D

Neurotic's picture

I wish people would stop buying Rihana's auto-tuned so called music, so we'd stop being subjected to her ridiculous attempts at looking so fucking edgy,

Guess I am grouchy tonight, but then again, this fiveheaded monster is here every single damn day and everytime it's the same old shit: looking like shit, while thinking she looks hot on another dumbass photoshoot/candid photos/ promotional shots, whatever.

Go the fuck away, Rihana.

mike's picture

I guess Celebrity Fit Club didn't work for K-Fed.

I'm surprised to see he's with the same girl, though.

IrishFury's picture

Does Well-Fed wear ANYTHING other than those hideous shorts that land mid to lower calf? Jesus Christ, they are HIDEOUS and I never see him in anything else!

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angel_i's picture

I think RiRi sold her soul to the Devil and it's beginning to wear on her.

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M.E.'s picture

♥ Hoff. LOL

I hear ya.

It's obvious she doesn't take sobriety, or even thought of actually BEING sober seriously. I just want her to OD already.

Sick of this twat.

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:51pm.
If the only way she thinks she can stay sober is to get pregnant, she needs to be killed.

Stupid ass fucking whore.

Well,even worse, I would bet money the fucking twat gets preggers and THEN re-lapses, hereby, bringing into the world another poor addicted baby...

I have to say, it's against my program, but she seriously needs to either go into a ten year coma or just die..

"spoken by someone who did everything right in her pregnancy and still had a special needs child, I'd like to throttle her, if this is true."

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Hilarious re: the "Crack baby alert".
And I like the Guy's Dior commercial.
What's wrong with Rihanna? The gun tat now this odd cover; just something seems like a 'cry out' for some reason to me.

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Wonder Woman's picture

Awww im so happy for Peter and Lauren (i love her), i hope she marries this one!!!

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M.E.'s picture

If the only way she thinks she can stay sober is to get pregnant, she needs to be killed.

Stupid ass fucking whore.

shandi's picture

I like the purse Brit is carrying. What kind is it? Anyone know?

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louise_brooks's picture

Whatever, James Franco. You are totally gay.

Jeepster's picture

"couldn't carry an Easter Egg".

Laughing my ass off over that one! A keeper....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Rihanna needs to stop doing her worst Lady GaGa impersonation.

SpiceDong's picture

Lohan couldn't keep a rock alive...let alone a baby.

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SpiceDong's picture

does this bitch think that having red yarn for hair is sexy? She looks like hell. That is a fug and unoriginal album cover...hmmm guess the wrapping suits the crappy content inside after all. Her music sucks!

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Rdeadline's picture

RiRi looks pensive and I don't see strenth in that photo, like say if Pink or Madonna were posing. Maybe it's just me but I thought she had horrible things happen to her when I look at that photo.

Gwen Platrow-- I can't stand her more than the mom on american dad can't stand clooney. Platrow doesn't have "it", her mother always has, the only time Platrow came close was when she wore that red velvet suit back in the 90's, that suit had enough "it" for both of them.

Clive Owen, where have you been? Shoot 'em Up was such a good movie and you are so handsome, save us from that scottish guy who sticks his hand up jennifer anston's butt.

You know I'm in favor of people who are financially and mentally capable having/raising kids or not having kids as THEY decide, not society or random know-it-all fucktards. But I make an exception for a small number of total trainwrecks, and that applies to Blohan. I think she, Paris and Shitney should be sterilized.

Oh who cares? I'm sure Blohan's had dozens of abortions and she is a total junkie. She couldn't carry an Easter egg let alone a baby.

I don't get why naked-in-a-field is supposed to be sexy. It's not. You get prickly weeds and grass poking you in the ass and there's noplace to sit.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a bra?

Does anybody actually doubt the bodyguard allegations against Shitney? Lessee he basically testified that she's a brain-dead nymphoslut, a rotten mother, and generally an immature bratty slunt. We all knew that.

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johnnysgirl's picture

It's a really good thing I live thousands of miles away from Chip Shop - if I did I would be there for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Man, I haven't had a deep fried soft pretzel in YEARS - they used to sell those at the snack bar at the pool we went to when I was a kid. fucking YUMMM!!!

I will also never own a Fry Daddy because I am one of those bitches that will go through all the kitchen cabinets looking for things to throw in there. Not good.

Shirley Phelps-Roper and all of her ilk can get fucked...by a grizzly bear and then have their heads bitten off. "I'VE BEEN HATING LONGER THAN YOU HAVE!!" So christ-like.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Gwyneth's hair screaming "MERCY" is audible all the way here.

kdm245's picture

Damn - the Chip Shop is in my 'hood! Michael K - get your ass out to Park Slope!

nclgemini's picture

time to check in on my own weed report! **bubbles percolating**