Thursday, September 9th 2010
Posh & Becks Suck At Elevator Sex
In the commercial for Posh & Becks' new fragrance, we are supposed to believe that Becks is giving Posh a mouth opening loin seizure by breathing all over her neck or some shit. Yeah, uh huh. But to me, this looks more like a poodle sniffing on a whippet for the first time at the dog park. Don't get me wrong, their tails are definitely wagging, but this is as seductive as....well....as two dogs taking in each other's scent at the dog park.
And here's some heart-stopping exciting pictures of the Queen of the Sleestaks walking in NYC last night, and walking again in NYC this afternoon. I'm sure if you check in again at this time tomorrow, I'll have even more pictures of Posh walking in NYC. Check your pulse before you click!
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Queen of the Sleestaks! ROFL, thanks
for the laugh Michael!
I dont think theyve had sex with each other in years
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She's a pig, and as another poster said, she needs to acknowledge the many people behind her who actually design the clothes.
She looks like a little satanic minion who escaped Hell to steal the souls of children. She's been looking bonier than usual, so parents, keep an eye on your kids!
Her face always make me think of a greased piglet, if I met her I'd have to stop myself from stuffing an apple into her mouth.
She 'aint pretty.
I have a soft spot for Vain Spice.
1) she made fun of herself in Spice World, and in assorted girly magazines,particularly Allure.
2) she was VERY funny on Jon Stewart's show. He mocked her and Jailbait Spice,she wasn't having it, he mock-challenged her to a fistfight,and she got ready to smash his balls with her stilettos.
3) She told Tommy Girl to take his Scientology propaganda and begone.
It's true she is winning design awards for her collections which are undeniably good. If only she would have the decency to give credit to the people that are really responsible for her success.
Her 50's inspired dresses look strikingly similar to those of her talented friend Roland Mouret and he actually set her up with his pattern cutters and seamstresses and fabric suppliers.
The people that work for her will have honed their talents for decades just so she can call herself a designer. Pah!
As for the perfume, are these people never satisfied just being multi-millionaires?
No wonder the elevator sex sucked. Look at her face; she's the original "boner killer"...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by Meowrr on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:23pm.
Wow...does anyone else have a sudden urge to watch Neverending Story or is it just me?
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HAHA that is EXACTLY what her nose looks like. No.. she is NOT just slender and this is NOT her frame. She was bigger in the early spice girl days and then started to starve herself. She was 6 sizes up when she got engaged to him.
As for the perfume (I cannot watch the advert, I don't want to see it as it will be terrible) who on earth goes to a shop and thinks: Hmm Chanel nr 5? No. I will go for Intimately Beckham!
These two are common chavs over in England, and somehow she is being embraced in the US at NY fashion week? Just amazing.
I've always thought she was just hideous looking, especially when she wore those fake boobs squished up under her chin, but I have to say that little side ways smirk she gave David at the end looked kind of adorable. The make-up was very pretty and she looked better than I've ever seen her look. Him? No matter how pretty he is I can't get over the voice.
The poster that called her Icky Vicky made me laugh out loud. My name for her from now on.
Queen of the Sleestaks = fucking spot-on!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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I'm not going to buy some stinking perfume just because two mildly attractive people stand in an elevator looking smug and full of themselves, mister Marketing Director.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Speaking of overwhelming perfume, my little sister sprayed Axe cologne all over herself in line at Wal Mart tonight. I thought I was going to pass out. I'm not even exaggerating, the scent literally made me dizzy and light headed.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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I can't stand Posh! All she does is pout, pose, strut, shop, starve and walk through airports.
The Posh List:
Large dark sunglasses - check.
Pout and look sullen - check.
Designer bag - check.
Skyscraper hills - check.
Dumb, pampered, skinny arsed bitch - check.
I've said this for AGES! She thinks she is a supermodel. She poses and struts around like one. In her very small brain she thinks she is on catwalks (airports, streets in famous cities) all over the world. She can't relax and let her guard down for a minute. She has to constantly be ready for the paps.
I once thought David Beckham was the most beautiful man on the planet.
...until I heard his voice. Now there is no going back.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:15pm.
Seriously, I've seen more passion in Discovery Channel shows on insect mating habits.
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LOL...well we now know that Posh has no mantis blood in her (unnatural as she appears) since they eat their mates after sex. Posh eats nothing so there ya go.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Oh my! That's even hotter than the Fatal Attraction elevator scene. If only they had added a Becks voice over, I would have wet myself. < /sarcasm >
Seriously, I've seen more passion in Discovery Channel shows on insect mating habits.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
More chemically produced scent to choke the life out of me while in public places. perfume laws should be created for enclosed places like the subway or bus. I get an instant migraine from that shit.
Posh n' Becks need more money it seems.
More chemically produced scent to choke the life out of me while in public places. perfume laws should be created for enclosed places like the subway or bus. I get an instant migraine from that shit.
Posh n' Becks need more money it seems.
They have the sexual chemistry of Tom & Nicole!
It is still 1999, right?
Watching them together made me sick. If you can call that them being together. He seemed to hover his mouth over hers without actually touching her.
Side note is Posh trying to morph into Anna Wintor? She's really starting to remind me of her (and no Posh that isn't a compliment).
Is it me, or does she look like Penelope, the pig-nosed girl played by Christina Ricci? Only more stick-like and miserable.
@sushi-I find him repulsive, too. Hell, I did even before all the tats. He was just too femimine looking for my taste.
Rumor was, he dated few women before he met Icky Vicky. His own father said the first kid was an accident, so I wouldn't be shocked if he felt 'trapped'.
Anyway, he is a well-known man 'ho. She knows it and tolerates it because without him, she would just be known as that scowling chick who was in the Spice Girls.
I find David Beckham repulsive. He was once hot but he hasn't aged well. The tats are nasty and his nasal voice is fucking irritating.
The can't even stage PDA, which just solidifies the opinion it's a marriage of convenience, really/
Either he's gay, or he's into women with a much more attractive physique. I'm sure she can't love him either, because she is clearly more concerned with her image than anything else in this whole world.
That is why she can only look miserable.
She's aware of the fact that images are ephemeral, like the fashions she's so in love with.
It cannot be anything but a miserable existence to live being so aware of the fleeting glory of one's accomplishments, specially temporary ones, such as the one Victoria achieved(read: pathetically starving oneself and celebrating every minute spent not eating.)
Miserable cunt.
What bullshit! I am willing bet that she is one of the few people Davey Boy isn't shagging. Bet they haven't done it since she got knocked up with Band-aid baby aka Cruz.
Eh, I like the 2nd outfit...much cuter then her normal stiff looking self.
I thought I liked the longer hair better...but it looked much healthier when it was shorter...the long hair almost makes her look older.
She always looks so fucking miserable. If I had her money I'd be SKIPPING down the street.
Yeah, no.
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"I was born with glitter on my face;
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
this made me fart
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Something tells me since this bitch eats nothing she has that 'gut breath'...
She doesnt look anorexic to me, she is just short. What, is she supposed to look like Snookie?
Rock those cauliflower-knees, sister, i got a set, too!! ;-))
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by chewba on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:27pm.
"so sick of flesh toned shoes. looks like misshapen skin-hooves."
I am with you on that, Chewba. I have never thought they were cute. If I hear one more fashionista talking about how "the nude shoe totally elongates the leg" I will shoot myself. Maybe you look taller, but your feet look fugly! In my opinion only black women can wear that color because it's a nice contrast against their skin.
Well, that was a vapid 22 seconds of total unbelievability promoting stink-water to the masses. Becks' new whippy-do looks tres gay, don't you think?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 4:51pm.
she's definitely very slender but doesn't strike me as all that skinny for some reason. i think she has kind of a larger frame.
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Yeah, we've become so accustomed to obesity that lean and petite is the new "anorexic"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
so sick of flesh toned shoes. looks like misshapen skin-hooves.
I think she looks rather piggish around the chops. Her nose looks piggy.
ewwwwww! sex in an elevator. I can't even make a 5 floor up or down conversation. makes me feel awkward
Coma Caca!
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@Meow: Lol, you mean she looks like the dragon-dog from the movie?
@angel: I need a Holy Watertini after last night.
Wow...does anyone else have a sudden urge to watch Neverending Story or is it just me?
Y'know, now I'ma thinking back, elevator sex was the last time...crikey, that was back in um..ooh - in the immortal words of debfrmhell, I'm rusted shut.
Yesm, hot bit of british doctor in the elevator... :)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of celebrities slapping their name on anything and saying they "created" the product.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
So, would my claustrophopia highten or kill my sexual lust? just asking.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:03pm.
Geez, id love to have sex in a elevator...*SIGH*
**BLUSHES**
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Gee, I'd love to just have sex.
WTF? Thumbnail 2 -looking like Naomi Campbell's bald ass forehead!!!! I always laugh at these superficial people who pay a fortune for hair extensions etc... because in the end it only causes hair breakage and baldness ala Brit Brit.
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:03pm.
Geez, id love to have sex in a elevator...*SIGH*
**BLUSHES**
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 5:02pm.
I know she is lonely, bitchy, and anorexic. I am just saying she is lucky.
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LOL!
I hear you, hunny. Holy Watertini?
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