Everybody Rolls Their Eyes At Megan Fox
Esteemed scientists and doctors (Oh god, now I sound just like Megan Fox) discovered a while ago that the mere sight of Megan Fox's face triggers a Tourettes-like tick that sends a message from your brain to your eye balls to roll roll roll roll. Roll like they're trying to get far far away from Megan Fox and all the ridiculousness that trickles out of her mouth like slobber.
So because of this, I wasn't surprised to hear from Megan herself that people regularly give her the international eye sign for "BITCH PLEASE" when she brings up her beloved marriage to David Silver. Megan tells Elle:
“When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
Somebody give Megan the names and numbers of the esteemed doctors I was talking about so she knows that people aren't rolling their eyes at her because she got married to David from 90210 at the mind-bogglingly young age of 24. It's because she's Megan Fucking Fox!
And don't you dare call Megan a dumb slut, because when she was 16 she was inside of the bar ordering a grown up martini like Don Draper while all of us sat on a parking block outside sharing a 2 liter of Strawberry Shasta spiked with Popov. Megan is, was and will always be wise beyond her years!
Wait, now that I think about it, we were outside getting buzzed while Megan was inside getting denied. Okay, you can call her a dumb slut now, but make sure you follow it with an eye roll so it counts!
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Hey dumb whore. no one careszzzzzzzzzz.
The only thing I'm rolling my eyes at is this stupid article.
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I have to say, even though I know this is an unpopular opinion around here...I don't mind this girl.
I saw her on The Red Band Trailer with Diablo Cody and while she's no brain surgeon, or even a retarded monkey; she was somewhat amusing and seemed to be a lot more relaxed and therefore, not as douchey so eh, like I said....Don't mind.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Poor thing. They roll their eyes because her husband is just a front. She's regularly used by the high level industry people. Slave mentality
I doubt Fox could act her way out of the proverbial wet paper bag. On the other hand, she didn't pitch a hissy fit (a la MIA) when Lynn Hirschberg eviscerated her (or at least her public persona) in the NY Times Magazine...
@ParkerJ LMFAO I read that comment! HAHAHAHA althought I did learn that people with Irish backgrounds have them? Phewwww thank goodness my Irish ass dodged that bullet!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
So pretty, yet so stupid. Why must you perpetuate the stereotype Megan?????????
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
She has deep sixed her 'career' thanks to that big fat gob of hers. And someone needs to tell her that at 25, 'someone's getting old'.
God, if only everyone could look so awful, I wouldn't get grossed out every time I go to WalMart. This girl is fucking gorgeous, plain and simple.
She looks awful here, cheap wal-mart matching panty bra set and could the bottoms be bigger?? Just cuz your off the market doesn't mean ya gotta wear granny panties geesh!
Submitted by .Child. on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:21pm.
"sometimes when i flush the tolet i think of her"
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Me too!
Didn't Jonah Hex not really do that well at the box office or something?
I don't keep up with movie rankings and whathaveyou, so I really don't know. All I know is I saw the trailers on TV a handful of times but suddenly the hype came to a screeching halt not long after it was released into theatres.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Did anyone see "Jonah Hex"? God, she was horrible in it; I cringed everytime she was on the screen. With that ultra high annoying baby doll goo-goo gaa-gaa voice of hers & absolutely no clue how to act, it was painful to watch and to listen to. Last time I'm dragged to a movie she's in.
Megan, just shut up & get naked. That's all you're good for.
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Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:23pm.
Sorry, but that picture really looks like she's digging around for a brain....poor scarecrow.
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I often wonder if people like Fox even know the concept of selflessness, of doing something solely to help another. And how it would feel like to go through life being fully absorbed in yourself. No judgement, just wondering. Being an HSP, my sensory detecting devices are mostly outward-directed. This means that other people's needs and wants are in my face at first glance, which can be very tiring and emotionally draining at times. I'd like to trade places with Fox for just one day. Not for her looks, but to know what it feels like to be in that self-vacuum.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Missed hometrick's edifying quotes, and my eyeballs missed their excercise. Thank you, Professor Fox!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Irrelevant, talentless, skank ho!
*eyeroll*
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What 16-yr old would go into a bar and order a martini?????? I'm not even going to elaborate on that, y'all know what I mean. SHUT UP YOU DUMB FUCKING SLORE!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
When you compare her to 24 year old Lindsay Lohan, she seems kind of like the fucking bitch next door.
Playing devil's advocate, maybe what she's really sensing is that people are surprised that she's been in this relationship for so long? At her age and with her success, it is kind of surprising that she clung to the guy she met on a set several years ago and stayed with him as her star rose.
Or it could be that people are remember David Silver's unfortunate rapping episode.
What I think is sad is that this was a beautiful girl before she turned plastic. I'm not as impressed by celebrities who tinker with bone structure and botox to achieve their beauty. And they always end up going overboard at some point with plastic surgery. They can never stop with fixing a bump on a nose.
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my eyes roll whenever a mic is shoved under this twit's mouth and she begins to speak...
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Nope, she still annoys me.
This is going to sound pretty rotten, but I don't care. Usually for Megan Fox and her ilk who've forged their career on sexuality, marriage is a career suicide. Once they've been tied down for a while, they lose their "mystery" and their fans get bored with them.
So in other words, she probably has about another two or three years under the radar, but that's about 7.5 minutes in pop culture years.
Also, if there's one thing that some chicks do that really piss me up a wall, it's that they think that neurosis is so fucking special and adorable, so they totally exaggerate it.
Finally, I don't really think she's that pretty. I know that as petty as this sounds and for as many people who think I'm just being a "jellis h8r", I'll say I'm quite unbiased and fair when it comes to admitting whether I find someone pretty or not, even if I can't stand them.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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“When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes.”
What, you can't SEE them roling them into the next state? Bitch, please.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:16pm.
Bag has been in quite a few movies...I've seen none of the ones he's in though.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
*softly weeping to self over my own toe thumbs*
Ya bitches are funny with the thumb comments though....
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Sorry, but that picture really looks like she's digging around for a brain....poor scarecrow.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:42pm.
They are probably rolling her eyes at her because she married David Silver.
Wait now I'm confused...who is she married to?
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eyes roll...yes bitch we take you seriously with your marriage to Mr. Silver and your prison tats....now STFU and stay seated...eyes roll....
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:42pm.
They are probably rolling her eyes at her because she married David Silver.
Wait now I'm confused...who is she married to?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
I'd love to break those ugly thumbs and shove them up her ass.
"When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes."
why yes, Megan, that's exactly what we do!
*rolls eyes*
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They are probably rolling her eyes at her because she married David Silver.
*b/c that makes a person much more dynamic. (missing words...derrr)
but what else does a person need besides a handful of quirky disorders and tattoos to have a fully functioning personalty?
sometimes when i flush the tolet i think of her, talking about how skevved out she is by all the germs being flung into the air. i think thats a big thing she likes to flap her gums about, how maney nuerosis (neurosi?) she has... b/c that a person much more dynamic.
Megan, Megan, Megan...it's not the "husband" part people roll their eyes at. It's all the other stupid words you say.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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She's really pretty, but pretty much like Kim Kardashian, she really has very little to offer besides her looks.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
I don't give a fuck, but damn, she is purty.
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I'm with Hekki on this one. She strangely bothers me less and less while all the other famewhores ramp up. I let her be and that is one less annoying thing to get upset about.
She is very photogenic. Should have stayed a model. (Isn't that what she used to do?) Whatever. I can't get too worked up about her. Yeah, yeah, she mouths off too much. I don't have to see her giving the finger to a judge or see her beef curtains, so she's okay by me.
She has the cutest belly button...
People are rolling their eyes cause they know that shit ain't gonna last. Don't get confused Megan; some guys think you're hot, but you are a nobody and a no-talent, and most people don't know who you are.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
We all know she'll divorce him as soon as she feels her relevancy is threatened by a hotter, younger ho.
I think she's safe in her niche for now, which was vacant after Skeletina started popping out children.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 6:51pm.
I have prettier thumbs than Megan Fox! I have prettier thumbs than Megan Fox!
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Ahahaha, sure you do Mikey. Sure you do.
Wait... what???
I think you've just suffered a Tourette's-like reaction to Megan's post.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Try as I might, I just have NO HATE for this girl. I think she's awful purty (toe thumbs and all).
That's not why they're rolling their eyes sweetie.