Thursday, September 9th 2010
My Little Terrorist Pony
The police in Orlando, FL are not messing around. When they see a "suspicious" (It had shifty plastic eyes, okay) toy pony standing all by itself near an elementary school, they don't try to look for the toddler or plushie it belongs to. No, they blow that bitch up along with the thousands of condoms hiding inside of it. This is like The Hurt Locker for kids! (Don't show this to a kid, because I'm pretty sure most kids cry whenever they see a toy pony get blown the hell up. And they won't ever stop crying!!)
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Maybe it was filled with condoms. Sorry, it was a Trojan horse wasn't it?
RIP stuffed toy pony
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That is hysterical and sad all at once.
Next time I'm in florida I'll remember to place a shifty eyed stuffed animal near a school or park (anywhere children may be) just to scare the locals... and to have shit blown up.
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How much money did THAT little escapade waste.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Howcome no kid came forward to claim it. THATS'S suspicious
Bomb squads....bomb experts.....bomb robots....stuffed animals.....we live in a culture of fear!!
Paranoia
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:24pm.
Where's SJP?!
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LMAO!!!!!
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:10pm.
well i had a fifth of vodka yesterday and another fifth today. not as much as i used to but much more than i am used to over the last several years. know i will be feeling it in the morning. ANY OF YOU SON OF A BITCHES WHO WANT TO TELL ME A HANGOVER IS DEHYDRATION ARE GETTING YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR ASS. i am so sick of that fucking shit. any serious drunk knows a hangover aint't dehydration.
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Charlie I noticed that I've been drinking more lately also...for me at least, I think its because summer is coming to a close, and I feel like I hadn't gotten all my fun in yet. After getting generally run down and coming down with the summer flu a week ago, I'm trying to detox and get uber healthy (which means watching my intake and eating nutrition filled meals).
Regarding your post on Islam - finding weird, ominous and murderous references in holy texts is not just particular to Islam. Growing up buddhist, I found a lot of passages in the Bible that I could not relate to at all and would make me give the side eye to Christianity and their version of God.
Living in NYC, I grew up with a number of muslims, and some of them really are the nicest, most peaceful people I know.
fucking terrorists! fucking ponies! fucking trojan ponies!
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:14am.
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yucko - I tried to wean myself off the sweet nectar about a year ago and completely cut it off for several weeks. Up until the point of quitting, I could down two bottles with no problems. After quitting, I remember I drank one large glass and was on my ass immediately. Unfortunately that effect didn't last. I wish it did because getting buzzed off of one large (12 oz)glass of wine would save me tons of money and probably keep me 15 pounds lighter. On the other hand, having booze in my life has kept me from killing the assholes I'm related to, so I see it as a draw. Good luck if you're trying to cut down, it's not easy.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Bitches, I can't believe this. After not drinking pretty much any alcohol for like a year and a half (circumstantial), last night I went to a bar with one of my roommates. Between the two of us, we had two pitchers of beer over about three hours. I didn't get buzzed, I got DRUNK. I can 'normally' drink a lot, but I guess I'm back at the starting point now or something. Or maybe I just don't have a good perspective--is it normal to get pretty drunk over just one pitcher? I don't know anymore! I usually prefer to stick with liquor. Even about a week before this, I had a mixed drink with the equivalent of about one shot of vodka in it and was already buzzing.
Thanks to the effing time difference I missed yet another great discussion. How about placing one of them ponies at Greenwich?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Where's SJP?!
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:58pm.
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I was ready to go to bed but after I saw your response I had to say, "Girl, you are DA BOMB!" You are absolutely right, it is ridiculous to allow a biased media to sway one's intelligence, unless of course they were of the opinion from the get-go. Let's face it, there ARE people with the opinion that they are somehow inherently superior to all others who are different from them.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:31pm.
so instead i will cut to the crap and say how i really feel. islam is fucking shit..... It is an extreme overt message. Don't know how to be any clearer.
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charlie, you are not an 'amateur' hater - you are a professional.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:08pm.
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Things are okay or as well as can be expected. Oh geez, can't you just feel the optiomist in me coming through? LOL! Oh hell, yeah I am fine and I hope you are doing great too. Well, good night, I am off to bed.
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Smooches Hoity - let the optimist in you know that in northern Chicago, one CSG sends prayers, kisses and good wishes your way. Sleep well!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:39pm.
CSG: I have the phone standing by! ahahaha! Hope you have a bedlessbug night...does that make sense? who knows...but it sounds right to me! hehe! see you around my dear!
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Lurves my Chiri! Save a ripe banana for me sweetie!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
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Firefly MLPony: "Danger is my LIFE!"
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:08pm.
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Things are okay or as well as can be expected. Oh geez, can't you just feel the optiomist in me coming through? LOL! Oh hell, yeah I am fine and I hope you are doing great too. Well, good night, I am off to bed.
So how did the pony get there? Maybe fell out of a car or something and now some poor little kid's stuffed pony has been blown to bits!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 8:19pm.
Wait just a damn minute here! I'M the one who brought up Ahmed! Not CHIRIO! She just posted the video with stank SUBTITLES!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
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Okay! Credit to whom credit should go... I'm throwing a bone in your direction. Thanks Doggy! >P
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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:31pm.
i was going to come on here and say i was an amature expert on islam but then my spell check kicked in on the word amature and i decided it probably wasn't that great of an idea. so instead i will cut to the crap and say how i really feel. islam is fucking shit. you've got to be a total fucking moron to follow a religion that outwardly expresses killing people who don't share your faith. the catch is muslim people will try very desperately to downplay it by saying "oh that is taken out of context and a small part". "oh, there are gentle muslims". BULL FUCKING SHIT. It is all fucking over the Koran their desire to kill non believers of their faith. It is an extreme overt message. Don't know how to be any clearer.
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Charlie sweetheart, I love ya but I have to post an opposing view. You are fully entitled to your opinion which I totally respect, especially because thousands of Americans died so that you and I could express our views. But my very dear friend is a devout Muslim woman who is SICK over what extremists are doing in portraying her religion. She DOESN'T agree with the NY mosque center and prays that the people in charge will move it. She hates the message of violence which has been infused into the portrayal of her religious teachings all over the world. I'm Catholic and the way Catholicism has been portrayed and therefore reviled in the media (PEDOPHILE PRIESTS EVERYWHERE... THE VATICAN WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO BELIEVE, DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!) makes me ill because it runs so counter to the Catholic people I know who love and care about each other. They don't give a shit about sexual orientation etc because they realize the true message of Jesus is that he loves and accepts everyone (and let's be honest, most have at least one gay member in the family). But I digress, my message to you is that the media will always jump on the extremists of a religion because it's in their best interest to do so. I suggest that you go and talk to an Imam at a mosque by your home and ask him about his religious views. You strike me as both an intelligent man and someone who can't be bullshitted. Gather your info and then decide. PLEASE don't allow yourself to be pulled into prejudice and intolerance based solely on media reports. That's what the terrorists rely on.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
oh. my. god.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
CSG: I have the phone standing by! ahahaha! Hope you have a bedlessbug night...does that make sense? who knows...but it sounds right to me! hehe! see you around my dear!
JohnnysGirl: thanks for that link Ima read it now for bedtime reading.
Night and Save a pony!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:16pm.
*runs across this post's room with SAVE THE TOY PONIES flag* CSG how you doin?!!! Hope you are well my dear PEACE OUT babies!
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Hi Sweetie! I'm great with the ponies, FREAKIN over bedbugs because I have to travel next month. I think I'm gonna become a hermit until they have this vermin infestation under control.
*Hauls out case of chardonnay and bedbug spray*
**Sets up lawn chair, sits down with 16 oz charrdy in one hand and aerosol can in the other**
***Reminds self to DRINK with right hand, SPRAY with the other (and don't fuck that order up unless I want a trip to the ER)***
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
I'm so glad there was a "fully clothed" bomb technician on hand to deal with this crisis!
SERIOUSLY, you guys have seen Flori-DUH, right? NO?!?! Feast your eyeholes:
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/
There's something in the water down there *shudder*
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
i was going to come on here and say i was an amature expert on islam but then my spell check kicked in on the word amature and i decided it probably wasn't that great of an idea. so instead i will cut to the crap and say how i really feel. islam is fucking shit. you've got to be a total fucking moron to follow a religion that outwardly expresses killing people who don't share your faith. the catch is muslim people will try very desperately to downplay it by saying "oh that is taken out of context and a small part". "oh, there are gentle muslims". BULL FUCKING SHIT. It is all fucking over the Koran their desire to kill non believers of their faith. It is an extreme overt message. Don't know how to be any clearer.
down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Paranoia.. plain and simple.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
*runs across this post's room with SAVE THE TOY PONIES flag* CSG how you doin?!!! Hope you are well my dear PEACE OUT babies!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 9:10pm.
well i had a fifth of vodka yesterday and another fifth today. not as much as i used to but much more than i am used to over the last several years. know i will be feeling it in the morning. ANY OF YOU SON OF A BITCHES WHO WANT TO TELL ME A HANGOVER IS DEHYDRATION ARE GETTING YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR ASS. i am so sick of that fucking shit. any serious drunk knows a hangover aint't dehydration.
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Charlie - I've been meaning to post to you the past couple of days - I have to ask, what exactly is a "package store"? The reason I ask is because where I come from (Chicago), "package" means either a man's penis or drugs. So every time I read your post about going to the package store, I wonder if Charlie's shopping for some dick or some dope! LOL - I just had to bust your balls over it.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
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Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:06pm.
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*SMOOCHES Hoity*
I've noticed that I often agree with your comments, even tho I may not always post a response. Hope all is going well with you.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:00pm.
Bitch please, this little pony galloped out of Wonky's snatch at the Orlando Airport and was making a break for the border. If the moron bomb squad hadn't blown it to hell and back, they would have discovered the good shit (coated in a layer of smegma and crotch crabs, but whatever). Somewhere a nation of addicts is crying.
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LMAO! Well now we know the "hole" story!
Next on World's Dumbest Toys, a My Little Pony stands up for Koran burnings.
Apparently 911 mandated that everyone forget about sound judgement and common sense.
Whatever teasing these cops get for their toy pony explosion will be well deserved.
Supastar
Bitch please, this little pony galloped out of Wonky's snatch at the Orlando Airport and was making a break for the border. If the moron bomb squad hadn't blown it to hell and back, they would have discovered the good shit (coated in a layer of smegma and crotch crabs, but whatever). Somewhere a nation of addicts is crying.
ETA - had to correct the grammatical errors - enjoying some charddy cuz I've got THREE DAYS OFF!! Woot woot!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
wait until Quran burning Dove World Outreach members see this. They are going to buy up 200,000 My Little Ponies for their next roast.
maybe the horse had a koran in its stomach.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Why did I find this funny?? It is the absurdity of locking down an entire neighourhood over a toy horse and that it made it as a "breaking news story"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
My Little Extremisit Suicide Bomber...
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Shiitake happens...
Fucking ridiculous! There's obviously something in the water in Florida.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 09/09/2010 - 7:37pm.
Anyone else thought this post was about SJP??
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meeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
but it was just about a toy horse getting blown to smithereens. lame
well i had a fifth of vodka yesterday and another fifth today. not as much as i used to but much more than i am used to over the last several years. know i will be feeling it in the morning. ANY OF YOU SON OF A BITCHES WHO WANT TO TELL ME A HANGOVER IS DEHYDRATION ARE GETTING YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR ASS. i am so sick of that fucking shit. any serious drunk knows a hangover aint't dehydration.
a used ettle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Be a Hero! Save A Toy Pony!!!! *makes shirts for everyone to wear*
Coma Caca!
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