Sheyla Hershey Is No Longer The Woman With The Largest Titty Sacks In The World
Sheyla Hershey has lost her title as the woman with the world's largest implants for what some may say is a really good reason. If she didn't remove the XXXXXXXL Hefty bags filled with tit jelly from her chest, she would've had a new title: THE CORPSE WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST IMPLANTS. So Sheyla had no choice but to stop the madness and remove the plastic Kirstie Alleys from her chest.
This past June, Sheyla traveled to Brazil to get a pair of 38Ms shoved into her chest area with the help of a dozen Sumo wrestlers, a monster bull dozer and the Christ the Redeemer statute. Almost immediately after Sheyla got two Elephant Man heads installed into her chest, she started having complications. Sheyla developed staph and strep infections that almost snatched away her last bref! Sheyla tried to save them for a couple of months, but she finally gave in when doctors told her that she would die if she didn't have them removed.
When doctors went into remove Sheyla's twin clouds of silicone dreams, they found that most of her breast tissue was too damaged to save. They also said that Sheyla isn't in the clear just yet. Even though she's on the strongest kind of antibiotics and uses a vacuum to suck the infection out of her body ("Sexy" - a horny shrimp), the bacteria in her body still hasn't cultured out.
Sheyla says that once the inside of her chest no longer looks like something out of Mad Max, she'll consider getting implants that won't flatten her lungs or cause her spine to wonder if there's a real God, "I know it's going to be a lot of pain on me because I love to have them, but I realize that my family comes first and I love my daughter and son and they come first. Even though I love to have huge breasts, I don't know why, I just addicted to it; I'm going to try to live without it. Hopefully I will be done then and be happy and just running around with my kids! Just have my back life, my life back!"
If you have a pair of plastic titty sacks in her chest, make sure to cry a single silicone tear out of your nipple for Sheyla's major loss. But I understand. I guess not having enough silicone in your chest to make two Heidi Montags is more important than having "DEATH BY TITTIES" written on your tombstone. I had to think that about that one for a second.
Here's the report from MyFox Houston of Sheyla's journey:
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From the world's largest fake boobs to having no breast tissue whatsoever due to infection?? Oh, the irony.
Aww I'm late for the breast reduction conversation!:(
Submitted by holyrollernova on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 11:00pm.
I want to get a reduction but I have to lose weight. I'm kind of lazy about working out regularly cuz my boobs get in the way tho'. It's like a bad cycle: boobs are way too big and I should lose weight but their size doesn't make working out comfortable so I feel bad about my body cuz my boobs make me look fat and I gain more weight.UGH!
Submitted by holyrollernova on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 11:00pm.
New Holy Roller,that is exactly the kind of breast surgery which isn't performed often enough. I've never heard a woman say she regretted having her breast reduced for medical reasons.
for those considering a breast reduction...go for it! i had one about a year ago and it was truly one of the best decisions i have ever made.
growing up i was always the girl with big knockers and it made me SUPER self-conscious. in high school i weighed like 113lbs and had DD knockers. people would literally talk to my tits and not my face. then i went to college and of course put on weight and they just got bigger. i tried to work out, but my back just wouldn't allow it.
also, i got my insurance to cover it. they basically said (@ the surgeons) that i was a good candidate b/c i had a small frame and a lot of fatty breast tissue. also i had my general physician write an awesome letter recommending it. overall, i only ended up paying about 10% (about $1800) and it was WELL WORTH IT.
as for the pain, i thought it was mildly uncomfortable. plus, i got to sit on my ass for 2 weeks watching bad tv/movies while on a plethora of pain meds.
i still have scars, but i would rather have them than the giant titties.
i feel so much better about myself and can finally find clothes that fit!
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Is it bad that if I were her doctor, I wouldn't even really try during the operation? Someone like this, no matter how much compassion you have, just isn't worth it. They've brought all of this on themselves and seem to have no ACTUAL regrets about it except for the fact that it didn't work out for their own selves.
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Okay....this dumb ho has a daughter. I see body dysmorphic disorder by proxy, in 3...2...1...
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Dumb cunt. I say let her die.
She should've went for bigger, not smaller. She should get her head examined too.
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If you want to see truly nauseatingly huge and disgusting breast implants, do an image search on polypropylene breast implants, or polypropylene string implants. They make this freakshow look like an amature.
This dumb twat will be incredibly lucky if she doesn't end up deaf with renal failure from the Vancomycin or Gentamycin that she's on for her VRE/MRSA infection. She'll have a hard time covering her skin grafted chest, and her skin-graft donor site ass and thighs. Yeah, she probably should have settled for her single set of huge implants. Doubling them up was probably not such a smart idea....huh, tits for brains?
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I have natural DD's and I hate them. My back almost always hurts. If genies were real I'd wish for B cups.
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Submitted by teayza31 on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 3:53pm.
they should have removed that bitch's brain also.
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What brain?
Full disclosure: Tits for Brains is my personal nickname for women with enormous breasts and an unlimited supply of stupid,ignorant,rude,or vulgar remarks.
they should have removed that bitch's brain also.
These doctors are incompetent. They are still using windows XP for frick's sake.
Maybe they can give her lobotomy after her boobotomy.
This idiot needs a good long stay in a mental hospital.
The superbug is in her brain not her chest. This fuckwit was on tv a while ago going on and on and on about how she needed to do this operation for massive tits as her sister cried at the table in their kitchen begging her not to. She then ponced around the local mall seeking affermation for her mental dissorder from other poor mind warped by surgery Brazilians asking them for big tit validation. Plenty of them were colluding .
What an idiot. Her tits before her kids.
I'm a 34 E at the moment and I fucking hate it I want my d's back but giving birth and having heathy a happy baby means more to me than what other fucking strangers think about me.
Despite the fact that men now address my tits instead if my face when answering me, believe it or not I find this annoying rather than exciting. This woman is an idiot. But I hope she gets better for the sake of her kids....
burn that bridge when I come to it....
Stupid is as stupid does. Now she probably fucked up all her innerds. Dumbass.
That's what you get for fucking up what Mother Nature gave you! DUMBASS
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
seeing these ridiculous boobs disgusts me...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
I'm another one who'd like a breast reduction. Mine are currently DDs -- they were larger before my gastric bypass -- and I hate them. I'd like mine to be small enough for me not to wear a bra, which I guess would be A, possibly B.
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@WhiskeyTango: yeah - I should have clarified - not so much for her to sue them but for US to sue them!
That's funny. When I said: Can she sue? Well,I have to admit I'm kinda hopped up on pain killers and it was a weird: "What would a normal person say?" moment on my part. I'm SO glad that everyone has jumped on board so against that. It's very heartwarming:)
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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I could swear there are porn stars with bigger tits than those, did they use a different kind of implant that disqualified them of world record status or were they prosthetic the whole time?
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It woulda been better for everybody if this twat just snuffed it. Then her kids could go into foster care w/a mother who didn't have to SUCK THE INFECKSHUN OUT OF HER CHEST ALL DAY.
Yeah, bitch puts her family first. The fuckin Manson family...
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:31pm.
But I might add that I'm also pretty pissed about teh doctors - that they would agree to do it.
Well, it's like the doctor who inseminated Nadya Suleman...clearly THAT was a shitty decision, but where do you draw the line? Does the doctor have the right to say "No" to a procedure that he feels would harm the patient, or in Suleman's case, would be an undue burden on the community?
And even if the doctor did say no, she'd just find another one who was willing to perform the procedure. But I agree that she should not be allowed to sue...she made her bed, and now she can lie in it. All medical procedures have risks.
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:44pm.
Yeah angel is always pretty compassionate and nice except when it comes to certain celebs who are just plain dumb fuckers
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Now now! You don't have to be famous to get on my nerves! I am an equal opportunity bitch!;p
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
@shakemykitty: Aw so sweet you are! No, really;p
No worries from me, man. I agree entirely and totally get with your rage. She talks about putting her kids first WHILE she's putting her kids through all this stress and strain - she had to be away from them to let some stranger cut her open already? I do feel bad for her kids. A lot - and so wish her well for their sake but really. What a selfish dumbass.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Yeah angel is always pretty compassionate and nice except when it comes to certain celebs who are just plain dumb fuckers
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Sorry Angel. While I'm new commenter to dlisted I am a long time reader and should have realized that your comments were compassionate as always. My only defense, is that I get so raged filled when I see such a dumb as fuck selfish narcissitic whore seeking publicity and sympathy from the rest of us who are paying for her stupidity. We are living in the age of narcissism where no talent whores like kim kardassian are making millions while normal folks are losing their jobs and homes. So again I'm sorry.
I never pay attention to other women's boobs, unless they are in my face. For me personally, someone's teeth, smile and overall demeanor are their calling card. As far as these monstrosities are concerned: if Rose had owned a pair of these, then Jack would have had something to hold on to and Titanic would have had a happy ending instead of just being over-long with a depressing end.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
But I might add that I'm also pretty pissed about teh doctors - that they would agree to do it. It all goes back to personal responsibility, right? If we don't get that under control then maybe there needs to be a law about elective surgery. Well - I guess there is that's why she went elsewhere...a better law, I mean. Way better. Cuz people really don't give a shit, do they?
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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Breat augmentation is rarely done in a hospital, they are performed in some outpatient facility. That is probably why her ass got infected. She has two implants in each breast!!!!! I agree with that suicide statement, they are seriously going to need to lock her away until she can get new implants, because she has no breast tissue and what's left after the removal is not going to be pretty.
I hope she can't sue. I hope that her medical bills are astronomical.Some women with very large natural breasts suffer great pain in their necks,shoulders and upper backs. Insurance is more likely to cover multiple prescriptions for painkillers than to cover breast reduction surgery,or treatment for liver damage from all of those fucking pills! The only positive thing I hope for this fool is that her health care plan covers psychotherapy-she needs help and her children need a sane,healthy mother.
Psychotic bitch...she doesnt deserve to sue anyone, they gave her what she wanted, her body rejected it, not the docs fault, they already told her it's not good to do, and she went ahead anyway. FUCK HER NOW!! STUPID is as STUPID DOES CUNT!!
Submitted by surely on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:51am.
That is ridiculous! I have large breasts and I hate them and want a reduction, but I was super surprised at my friends reactions. 99.9% said they hated to see them go. Hello?! My back constantly hurts! Why are people so fixated on boobs? They're 2 bags of fat(or plastic) just hanging off your body.
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Couldnt of agree with you anymore...110% on the nose, let them try carrying them around for a bit, I bet they'd change their minds quickly.
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and LOL!@you thinking I actually cared about her like that. I was just tryna be nice:)
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Angel, no she can't sue the doctors. Even if she had the operation in the USA she would have to prove that some lapse in infection control policies in the operating room caused this infection. Most competent doctors order an iv antibiotic prior to and subsequent doses after surgeries prophalactically to prevent infection. People,resistant bugs are not just found in the hospital anymore-they are rampant in our communtiy and our very homes. Every time we get a prescription for a little sniffle we contribute to this problem. Any port of entry-from an incision to a foley catheter-makes you at risk for getting some super bug. I would never have any elective surgery done no matter how simple and minor it is because you never know. And as for this "poor thing" let's see what her medical bill is for a couple months worth of daptomycin, home health and iv infusion care and rental for the wound vac-that money could have been better spent on someone truly needy and not some ho who wanted bigger boobies than her previous implants(don't forget, she alreaady has had multiple augmentations in the past and this probably contributed to her inability to heal) And as for big boobies being for comfort and to feel safe-those things would only smother you to death.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 11:37am.
Her current problem is not linked to the size of her implants, but to some kind of super bug that she picked up at the hospital. No one is safe...
Scary.
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Damn, I was thinkin' that. I was thinking if it was just the implants, the pain would have caused her to get them out earlier - rejection is really painful whether it's physical or emotional;p but she left them in...she picked up the infection in the hospital. That's why I'm wondering if she can sue...
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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All's I can say is that I'm happy with mine and happy to be sane.
Submitted by surely on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:51am.
That is ridiculous! I have large breasts and I hate them and want a reduction, but I was super surprised at my friends reactions. 99.9% said they hated to see them go. Hello?! My back constantly hurts! Why are people so fixated on boobs? They're 2 bags of fat(or plastic) just hanging off your body.
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WORD. Count me in the group of large breast'd women and I would get a reduction in a heart beat if I wasn't so damn scared of the procedure. Seriously, people's fascination with boobs is so bizarre to me. Most of my smaller chested friends say they would kill for my boobs and I tell them that if I could spoon out some for all to share I'd be doing it.
This woman is a fool. Good luck running for the bus.
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Her current problem is not linked to the size of her implants, but to some kind of super bug that she picked up at the hospital. No one is safe...
Scary.
I see a suicide in somebody's future. Anyone who's so obsessed over their boobs to go to that extreme who then loses most of their breast tissue and who may well never have normal looking let alone luscious breast again is definitely going to spiral into a pit of suicidal despair.
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I have a baseball bat, but I don't play baseball BITCH.
Submitted by surely on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:51am.
Why are people so fixated on boobs? They're 2 bags of fat(or plastic) just hanging off your body.
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Interesting question. The answer is the reason why the Golden Arches still exist (they were going to change it but decided against it many years ago - market testing shows they remind people of boobies ). In the universal subconscious, it's the symbol of spiritual nourishment and comfort. When there is so little of the real thing to be had, we create substitutes. Via sex, food, and drama even (and so on). The drama cycle is similar to any relaxation exercise where you create greater tension than exists naturally so that when you let it go you feel greater relaxation.
We love boobies cuz we're sad and lonely and afeared. Boobies make us feel safe and loved.
This poor, stupid woman. I guess she can't sue them doctors, huh?
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I'd have to see her sans fard to know for sure, but has a very pretty face.
Bitch's chest looks like Coco's ass.
So...having gigantic ugly titties is more important than your children having a living mother?? Twerp
That is ridiculous! I have large breasts and I hate them and want a reduction, but I was super surprised at my friends reactions. 99.9% said they hated to see them go. Hello?! My back constantly hurts! Why are people so fixated on boobs? They're 2 bags of fat(or plastic) just hanging off your body.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 10:01am.
I believe the only women who should be eligible for breast implants are those who've had a mastectomy.
Dan Savage had an entire column a couple of years ago of responses to a guy whose wife had lost a breast to cancer -- he wanted her to have implants because his precious tummy turned when he saw her half-flat chest. Not only did Dan excoriate him, but a boatload of readers slammed him -- especially men whose wives had survived breast cancer. One guy said he didn't want his wife to undergo any more pain and surgery, as well as the very real possibility of infection -- she was too important to him. He restored my faith in homo sapiens.
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IMO she could have found a surgeon to do it here but it would have taken some time to find one. In Brazil it is easier to find someone willing to do it and it is a hell of lot CHEAPER. It's easier because workups ,physical exams, etc... are not done prior to these foreign surgeries. Usher's wife (now exwife) as I recall, almost died after getting liposuction just 3 months after giving birth. The surgeons and hospital defended their actions by stating that Usher's wife misled then regarding her health and recent childbirth. She essentially went done for the weekend for a "quickie" procedure that almost killed her. So this is what our health system has come to-shallow ho's seeking beauty cheaply with no questions asked and the we, the unsuspecting public, paying for the aftermath of botched surgeries. Because you know, these ho's come back to the USA to receive treatment for the subsequent infections. Anyone who pays health insurance premiums pays for this!!!! MRSA infections treatment and wound vacs don't come cheap. I expect she will also need skin grafts to cover the subsequent damage as well. Big bucks people!!! My job is in healthcare and I see ho's like this all the time getting the best while others who truly need care get the basic minimum to keep malpractice suits away. Shit like this pisses me off-not so much as what kind of person would mutilate their bodies but how much is going to cost us to fix their mistakes.
Two things some women will do to fullfill their lives and it often fails....get big Boobs and have children....c'mon women get it together, the problem is in your head.......
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