Friday, September 10th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Richie Rich & Ellen
Ellen Degeneres (on the right) took a shower in bronzer and bunny-fied her eyelashes by dipping that shit in a bowl of mascara before she did her best "struttin' that ass" on the runway at Richie Rich's (on the left) fashion show in NYC last night.
The saddest part of this mess isn't the manufactured duck face that is violating Richie Rich's mug. What's really sad is that Speedo the cat was not there to slap that teeny tiny hat right off of Ellen's head (and then go for a double by slapping the duck off of Richie Rich's face). I mean, the only reason to wear a tiny hat is so that Speedo can slap it off of you. This is not right.
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You had me at vodka, IG. Hell, you woulda had me if you were drinking Natty Light. I'm easy like that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 8:24am.
Hehehehe, Jean Nittay. Don't drink the milk, IGee!!!
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As long as there's voddie and Kahlua involved, I'm in! :)
Hehehehe, Jean Nittay. Don't drink the milk, IGee!!!
Hahaha, I am pissing myself!! Please to check yours, thankyouverymuch. ♥
Edit: I mean that for Jean Nittay.
I.G.,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc
Good Evening! Please to check your mail :)
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Captain Wank got in a fuck ton of trouble at work tonight.
He came in and started trying to unload his responsibilities on me. I didn't say anything...I didn't have to. The managers confronted him, telling him that he was a lazy fuck (the talk they have every what? two months?) and basically to leave me alone or he can get the hell out.
Well, he threw a tantrum because of this, throwing everything around and trying to start a fight with me. He brought up that he was pissed off because I had last Monday off, so I stopped being polite. I reminded him of the "vacations" he goes on at least once a month, but I digress, because quite honestly? I like it so much better when he's not there. When he's not there, everyone else gets along so much better.
He called me a drunk! I laughed right at him. The fucking loser thought he was hitting a nerve by inventing something about my life, when he doesn't know anything about me, and I don't even know how he even imagined me as being a drunk when I'm really reserved and quiet at work. I think I mentioned once something about alcohol.
Meanwhile, in his case, he makes his personal life quite open season by telling his life story over and over again, and by the sounds of it? The guy's a fucking loser, not because of *where* he works. Many people work at McDonald's. It's difficult enough to find a job, and most of us are students, work two jobs for the extra money, are retirees, or are managers. I don't knock fast food workers, unless they are him and therefore embody every negative stereotype about fast food employees that ever existed.
He's been there for eight or nine years already, has never been offered a promotion (for a good reason!), works no more than 30 hours a week (again, the less I have to deal with him the better!), "watches the kids during the day", and basically sponges off of his wife who he never stops complaining about because where is he getting the money to go on so many vacations and his son's if he's bringing home roughly $300 a week? Oh, and let's not forget that putting your children in every extracurricular activity isn't cheap either.
His oh so horrible wife's his meal ticket and that's why he wouldn't cheat on her even if he could. He's not "trapped", when SHE was the one threatening him about a month and a half ago to walk on his ass. Fucking parasite. Let's not forget about his three other children that he had with another woman he just left for no real reason.
What? You come to work creating a hostile work environment but you've got to be pretty fucking stupid to let everyone know how much of a low life you really are.
He talks about his children like he's father of the year, but seriously, for someone who can't even handle his own responsibilities at a part time job, there's no way he's a competent father. Bullshit.
Of course I could have brought up his life story and mocked him for it to his face, but I only do it behind his back because I have more class than that. I couldn't give a rat's ass about his feelings being hurt, though.
Grow up, and no I'm not going to confront you because you thrive on drama. You are 35 years old, and acting on a high school level. Not only do you get your jollies on ad hominem insults, and stomp around and sulk because you don't get your own way, but you try to provoke people into telling you why they can't stand you so that you can talk shit back. I couldn't bear to imagine you before you mutated into a bloated and balding redneck.
Funny that the best he could do was "WAHHHH YOU WEREN'T AT WORK ON MONDAY BECAUSE YOU'RE A DRUNK!!!!!"
No, I wasn't about to report him while he was there, because he's done this before with other employees: He listens to the conversation and tries to defend himself from the manager. No way.
I waited for him to leave tonight and reported him to the manager. I told him everything, since day one working with him, that for seven months he's never attempted to be civil with me unless the higher ups are onto him about his behavior, and that he expects me not to give any kind of attitude in turn.
I mentioned that I've never had to report a single person from work and that I haven't actually reported *anyone* since I was in high school, but that's the level at which his mind operates: schoolyard bully. I brought up the numerous occasions he invented things about my schedule and tried to get me into trouble for a no call no show when I was in fact NOT SCHEDULED TO WORK.
Then there was that time he deliberately flicked cigarette ash into my drink. Real adult.
I may not know the drive-thru and front end that well *eye roll*, but I'm a very honest worker. I place 110% effort into my assignments, and the manager knows this. Both of my shift managers have my back. They think I'm a great worker and no-one ever needs to remind me twice what I'm meant to do.
Meanwhile, this creep only enjoys working in drive thru so that he can socialize with the people he knows, or talk about what they look like...because he's such a prize, being bald and bloated with yellow teeth. He's the one who holds up our service, while he texts and smokes cigarettes all day. You cannot ask this fuck to do anything else, or he'll flip out or try to make everyone else do what he's supposed to be doing.
The manager let me know he and the other shift manager have witnessed his behavior toward me and admit that he's pretty much useless. They don't care if he quits because they've got nothing to lose. Too bad he's like a cockroach; he'll never leave because despite his thinking he's superior to everyone else working there, your opportunities are limited when you're a hateful, washed up, redneck.
The other managers say he might as well retire his "ambitions" (AKA fantasies) of becoming managers because he's so incompetent. Please. He can't even handle the responsibilities that come with being a regular faculty member let alone keep up with all the responsibilities of being a manager.
The ONLY thing separating him from me is the color of his fucking shirt. He isn't anyone's superior. This is probably the closest he's ever come to assuming authority.
How the fuck is he a husband? How is he a father? How he isn't still living in his mother's basement astounds me.
I stayed after the additional 20 minutes tonight to "evaluate" his overall beghavior, shitty personality, and his treatment of other people. I felt so much better knowing that the managers all have witnessed the same things I have and they've got my back. I feel so much more at ease that they've admitted that at work, he'll never amount to anything more than one of us "lowly" crew members.
But, like I said, I'm not counting on anything. He's like a cockroach because there's nowhere else for him to go.
Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Well, hot damn, tonight was good.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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That pic defines misogyny.
Submitted by I heart Natalie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 10:03pm.
Centy...
:(
Your last post made me sad... are you ok?
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It is sad....not for me but for the world, ya know?
I'm okay. He demanded my wristlet wallet, then when I told him NO, he demanded my Diet Coke!
I think this was his first mug.
He figured, here is a middle-aged woman who will get scared and give me whatever I want.
The thing is, you never know who you are dealing with. I would never give up my money, not even to someone holding a weapon. I would call their bluff.
People who mug never know who values their life, who does not, and what their victims are capable of.
He was so frustrated that I wouldn't give him shit that he punched me really hard.
I got up and chased him down the street screaming, call the cops, he mugged me, he punched me, with the crazy idea of catching him and kicking him in the balls, etc. but he stopped at the end of the street and barfed in a garbage can, so I aborted.
Druggies in need of a fix are capable of anything, so I left and called the cops.
I may be doing a lineup next week, the cops said they would call.
Whatever.
At least they know that there is a violent person on the streets, it is okay to panhandle and ASK for money, but no demanding and no punching.
The End!
Thanks for your concern...:)
Centy xo
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Centy...
:(
Your last post made me sad... are you ok?
I cannot believe that I got mugged the other day in the middle of the afternoon after getting my hair cut downtown.
What is this world coming to.
It's the first time I ever got mugged.
I'm surprised it took so long, actually.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Ellen is Ambien without the sex.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Ellen is many things but fierce, she ain't!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL! MWAH!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Who is this Richie Rich character, anyway? I remember that was a movie starring Macaulay Culkin as a really rich kid saving the world or some shit.
(actually, come to think of it, that does look a little like Macaulay Culkin in drag...)
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by Meeshie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 5:07pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Ellen IS NOT FUNNY? She is so overrated and I can't stand to look at her. The whole dancing shit on her show is absolutely ridiculous.
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Nope, you're not alone. I don't hate her, but her dancing just screams "me, me, me" and shows that she's not better than Tyra.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Herro????
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Am I the only one who thinks Ellen IS NOT FUNNY? She is so overrated and I can't stand to look at her. The whole dancing shit on her show is absolutely ridiculous.
Oh Richie Rich, this was a baaaad idea.
o/t in the OP, but it's hard to believe that today is the 9th anniversary of 9/11. I remember exactly where I was...getting out of gym class in HS, when they announced over the PA system that one of the WTC towers had been hit. Then we watched live footage on CNN in math class and saw the second plane hit tower 2. Everyone just spent the rest of the day walking around in a daze...it was surreal.
My dad was actually supposed to move offices to one of the upper floors of one of the WTC towers, but the deal fell through at the last minute. I shudder to think of what could have been...he probably would not have made it out alive.
To any Dlisters who have been affected by the events of 9/11, condolences and prayers.
You may now carry on with your regularly scheduled sluttery!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Ellen puts a strap on,RR bends over.....BAM! FINALE!
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Giving you the side eye....bitch!
It's in there!
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K.. no psuedonym there. Be kind____________________________________________
Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
DirtyWhoreMouth:
OK, I fixed it. So you can add it now
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she's magic? I'll keep trying I want to see this note that i inspired. ha
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Then how the hell did angel_i add me on Facebook?!
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@Angel,
Right back atcha' to infinity and beyond!
G'night, errbody!!
xoxoxox
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
LOLOLOLOL! 1 MILLION hugs and smoochies at Nittay!
LUVS IT! You so sweet, gurl! *SMOOOOOOOCH!*
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
*snaps awake!* Wait! What?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
OMG, Angel! For rizzles!! OMG!
That was awesome!
You are soooo talented!!! And tho I can't compare..I felt I had to write something back!!!
xoxoxox
Angel,
You so fly drankin and floatin' in your Skyy.
The others playahz they be askin why?
Then we tell 'em don't even try.
Cuz you poetry in motion like Catcher in the Rye.
Your whispered words make the angels cry.
Why? cuz you bad assed Angel_i.
Bad ass girl welcomes haters with a "Hai".
Then show their hateful ass to the door,
crush their angry words on the floor.
Some people take hate and turn it to love,
that's a gift Angel was given from above.
She can relate to our pain and to our hate,
but she's the one who's gonna' hold that gate
when we're late cuz we were foolin' and don't even rate.
So Angel I'ma tell ya how grateful I am. And I'd totally screw you right now if you were half a man.
Okay..now the booze is really empty..and I'm thinkin' this is less a rap than a Hallmark card with a disastrous ending...But either way..I'm gonna have to blame this on someone in the morning! But you made me laugh and rhyme Angel and I can't think of a better thing to do on a Friday night! Hahaha
Seriously, this is open post tho, right?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
mumblenitolmumble*passes out*:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I don't know what i chose but triston negreaux will not let me add you.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I think you went to the wrong account then. Because I have added a few sluts here already. Hmmm. And I am seriously going to post that recommendation, because it was some funny shit!
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It doesn't even give me the option of adding you.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Starburst? I cannot even remember the last time I had one. Or a Skittles, for that matter.
Yes, add it and read your own words, or you can request a new pseudonym for there!
haha
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Y thank u, Breaky! I thought Nitty wanted everything to rhyme. For some reason (read: chardonnay:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 1:18am.
I don't know where the FUCK that came from...
but me likes.
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I won't charge you.. except maybe two red Starburst. I meant to "friend" you on FB.. but I would be using my reg. account and not a dlisted pseudonym.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 1:09am.
You two are welcome in my world btw. Skittles is the national currency and vodka is the national drink
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Werd! *googles Passport*
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Nitty be rhymin'
drinkin' an stylin'
snarkin' and shakin'
fryin' up bacon
She be turnin' out sluts
like no other heaux do
Stirrin' up celebs
in a big slut stew
droppin' jokes on the folks
kickin' rich til they go broke
she's wearin' harry potter's cloak
all stoked cuz she don't smoke
Katie Price and Katie Holmes
Ain't no match for Nitty's groans
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears
Nitty takes 'em down; we CHEER!
Pammy, Jodie, Phoebe, Sue
Triple D List that how we do!
Nitty's fine and Nitty's fresh
She's the besh bitch in the wesh
Wait - is this a cheer or a rap?
Am I drunk?
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
DirtyWhoreMouth:
Mmm. Skittles & Skyy. Sounds like a match made in rehab heaven!
And I think I am going to add these passages as a note on my Facebook. Your little conundrum gave me an idea.
Please don't expect a check, heaux! :)
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You two are welcome in my world btw. Skittles is the national currency and vodka is the national drink
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Thanks a_i and breaky. I think I just need to know that it's my world.. not hers.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:59am.
Stairs and marbles. Got it.
I need to learn to have the upper hand with her. I sure as shit dn't let anyone else talk to me the way she does...
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Yes! I had a friend just like that. I hardly EVER talk to her anymore. She was one of my closest friends ever. A lot of things changed between us when *I* changed. I was sad at first but I really don't think I could tolerate the old way anymore.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
So the consensus is get mine and let her deal with herself
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
As long as Richy's not walking with a half nekkid hepo infested Pammy Lee he gets a pass from me.
But only cuz it kinda sorta' rhymes.
Don't shoot me because I'm not quite sure how to arm myself using the Wii-tard yet.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:48am.
True friends do NOT cock-block like this UNLESS she knows something about him that you don't that is so heinous that she doesn't want your feelings to get hurt or your body to be chopped up and hurled by the roadside.
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Yeah, I considered that too but it's cuz she mentioned his sense of humour, specifically - I figured jealousy. She doesn't like that he makes her laugh. Without her. DUN DUN DUN!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Stairs and marbles. Got it.
I need to learn to have the upper hand with her. I sure as shit dn't let anyone else talk to me the way she does... ____________________________________________
Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010