Naomi Campbell Has Really Lost Her Damn Mind This Time
Naomi Campbell could rip the hide off of the last living snow leopard and wear it to a Peta event, and I'd simply shrug while saying, "That's her way!" Naomi Campbell could bite into the froat of a blind homeless man thinking he looked at her the wrong way, and I still wouldn't even bother throwing half a side-eye at her. But this this THIS right here is some deplorable shit! This is a valid reason for the state to stamp Naomi's forehead with a giant red 5150! Somebody needs to put on a Hannibal Lecter mask (so she can't Cape Fear you in the cheek) and gently hug her with a Versace straitjacket. Naomi has finally gone too far.
During last night's Watch What Happens: Live, Naomi, who is supposedly a Real Housewives fan, called in to ask Teresa Giudice a question. The question was not: "Can you meet me at the nearest corner so I can introduce your face to my new spiked Blackberry?" And it also wasn't: "Can you donate some of your overgrown hairline to my tragic hairline situation?" No, Naomi said this to Teresa:
"How do you do it? You have four kids, you take care of your family, you cook and clean. I mean, you have no help at all. How do you do it?! You're a role model. It's like, you dress all your kids. They're always....it's amazing.(Andy to Naomi: "You think she's a role model?") Yeah, she's a role model, a mother.... She's a business woman, she's cooking, she's cleaning, she's a wife.... You know, yeah. The real deal."
Of course, Naomi also told Andy that she "understood" when Neandertheresa shoved him to get to Prostitution Whore-ah at the reunion.
The poor tortured assistant who held up the phone up to Naomi's face during this bizarre conversation not only had to control the shakes in her hand, but she also had to swallow hard to keep the laughs from pouring out of her mouth.
In this case, CRAZY BITCHES should not stick together! Imagine if Bravo gave those two a reality show? They wouldn't tear each other's guts out. They would realize they are stronger together. Then they would recruit Kate Gosselin, Karl Lagerfeld and Michael Lohan and form a giant HUMAN CUNTIPEDE!
Yeah, we better keep Naomi and Teresa away from each other.
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Has Naomi ever been married and does she have any kids?
I'd swear NO, but you never know.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Theresa is a primadonna with a capital P. The fact that she has naive Naomi so fooled, is amusing. This chic rolls her eyes at the thought of having to live in a "used" house. That alone shows she has very high expectations. And we should believe that she cleans her own home without at least part time help? Why don't they ever film her in action ... cleaning, stirring the gravy, preparing the dinner while the kids are running around throwing temper tantrums? You know, real every day shit. I might be inclined to believe it more if I actually saw it.
Until then ... she's full of SHIT!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 9:58pm.
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Word on the street is that her parents live in the basement and her mom does all the cooking and cleaning.
Naomi is just glad to watch someone else be in trouble with the government.
Human cuntipede made me wet my pants
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
I swear to god I was thinking about this yesterday as I was cleaning our bathrooms. (One is a half bath.) As I was pouring Comet into the toilet, I concluded that Teresa's claim that she has NO help is a lie.
Any woman with four kids and no help would refuse to have a house as big as the one they bought.
I have three kids, a 1,000 sf apartment and no help and I am completely incapable of keeping it clean.
There is NO WAY she can take care of all those kids and be on camera and shop all day and cook all their meals and keep that airplane hangar of a house clean. Unless she does her housework at night when everyone is asleep, or she keeps the children chained to a radiator for the majority of the day so they can't mess it up.
Ok but why is it important that we know that Naomi Campbell is impressed with a woman who can cook and clean.
And let's follow through on that sentence, shall we...:
It's like, you dress all your kids. They're always....it's amazing.
They're always hideous.
They're always overdone.
They're always looking like Christmas Decorations.
It's amazing.
Let's follow through on that sentence, shall we...♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Let this be a lesson to you ladies. This is what happens when you smuggle blood diamonds in your wawa.
One crazed she devil must recognize another. Ridiculous. At least Naomi is pretty. That's her contribution to society--not offending your eyes. Teresa doesn't even have that going for her. I'm gonna quote that modern classic, New Jack City, and say "CANCEL THAT BITCH!!"
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Leave Karl out of it.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:39pm.
how Teresa does it? Naomi is the stupidest girl in the world(wait, ... the stupidest supermodel ever...
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and the stupidest "girlfriend" in the world. I have a special stash of gourmet popcorn and microbrew for the special day/night her Russian john dumps her and/or Brangelina go bust, whichever comes first. But I hope Naomi's meltdown comes first. That shit will be DELICOUS: She gonna go in a frenzied personal assistant/random standerby killing spree or set herself on fire, preferably the latter, of course.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Naomi just wants to lure Teresanderthal and scalp herself that sweeet hairline.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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A crazy bitch loving a crazy bitch. Makes complete sense!
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Considering Naomi Campbell doesn't even touch the realm of sanity and *LOGIC*, her words are pretty much futile.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
I just played my tivo'd Watch What Happens and Naomi is out of her mind. After she said she understood the push, she then told Andy that Theresa didn't see him when she pushed him. These felines understand each other.
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Naoimi's a crazy bitch, and Teresa is a crazy bitch...what did you expect...they recognize each other as normal...the two should be spayed and neutered.
love the human centipede. what a delightful way to end this post.
Naomi should be ashamed for knowing who Teresa is, let alone thinking she's a role model. Then to praise her for it? Lame.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 4:22pm
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-DON'T CALL ME HONEY!!!
-- Is BITCH better...do you want to be called BITCH ????
...I can't even compete with Ricki's statement so I give up. Who will I have to hate if Teresa doesn't come back for season 3 ?????
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:51pm.
Naomi is also admiring of Teresa's hairline, no doubt.
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I love all your avies but this one is especially funny to me for some reason.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Ricki Lake -- HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it, esp. the description of her goblin children.
Kokoskitten -- I KNEW I'd find you here, honey! Come on, you love Teresa, you really, really do! LOL!!!!!!!!
Whoever said Teresa owns who she is...puhleeze, that bitch is in the worse denial than any of the other ho-wives...she constantly denies her money problems...her marital problems...her husbands drinking and affairs (prolly multiple), her kids "beauty"...trust this bitch's head is so far deep in the sand it is ridic. She cannot control her temper, is prejudice (hence the nephew is part black...a big time deal with her I guess)...and the list of her issues and drama go on and on....no, this bitch is not tightly wrapped, but then again Naomi isn't either...DESPISE BOTH OF THEM FUGLY BITCHES...
I think I just had an aneurysm. What.The.Fuck!!! I have zero respect fo Naomi, but she is an ICON. I'm shocked she knows Terese exists. Maybe she didn't know those were diamonds after all.
*glurgle glurgle*-Industry Respect for Naomi
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:25pm.
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wait, ricki lake - are you saying you don't like teresa?
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:25pm.
Shock and awe. Take a bow for that Song of Shameless Violent Misanthropy.
Two peas in a pod. The missing links in our evolution have been found.
Submitted by ketielynn on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 3:14pm.
I agree with Naomi (thats something in itself) about Teresa. She is who she is...at least she owns it.I respect that about her. Danielle talks shit then deny, deny, deny
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Ummm Teresa was denying left and right at the reunion about money things, her 'nephew', Joe's DUI, and has she ever answered where her "family" money comes from ? Her whole disgusting pig lifestyle is based on lies and denial. I suspect that was written to stir up shit though.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
She's killing me with that turban. lol.
Teresa should always wear a hat like that. It almost makes her look human.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I agree with Naomi (thats something in itself) about Teresa. She is who she is...at least she owns it.I respect that about her. Danielle talks shit then deny, deny, deny. It is true Teresa doesn't have nannies, cooks, etc. even before her money troubles she raised her family herself. I'm not saying she's perfect but...it is what it is!
Heather! You forgot Heather Mills for the Cuntipede
Live each day as though it’s your last because one day it really will be
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:25pm.
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Yeah I got nothin.
Naomi is also admiring of Teresa's hairline, no doubt.
2012 can't come soon enough.
Ricki, as always, you nailed it.
This bitch is SO out of touch with reality it's pathetic. Look up the word "Delusional" in the dictionary, and you'll see her picture... right next to white oprah's...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Naomi should know better that she doesn't do it ALL. I mean, after all...
her hairline obviously is being neglected every day!
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Really Pathetic!!!!
What Rikki said.
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how Teresa does it? Naomi is the stupidest girl in the world(wait, ... the stupidest supermodel ever) she should know the answer : GOING INTO BANKRUPTCY that should be the answer,
yes because we want Tom Ford back.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen, Ricki.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 2:25pm.
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at your epic prose.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Now Ricki, that wouldn't be fair to the woodchipper, would it? Woodchippers have rights too!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
WHAT?@!$!?#@?$@!??@!$!$
NOOOOOOOOO!!! This is the most unfortunate missed opportunity in the history of the universe. Theresa is a thunderous budget dumpster cunt of the highest order, so narcissistic, beastly, tacky and cheap in her utter disregard for anybody but herself and her heinous Guido brood. If anybody were to set this sevenhead hooker straight it would be Naomi. But of course, Naomi disappoints yet again and is a fan. (Naomi truly is one of the least enjoyable bitches out there. Goddamn, you take something beautiful like chipping a maid's tooth with your newest electronic swag and turn it into something negative and distasteful.)
But I digress. Theresa truly is one fucking delusional slumpbuster. You know a slumpbuster is, right? It's the kind of nasty skrump whore with a pickle vagina that like, no guy actually WANTS to fuck but like, might be willing to stick the tip in a little if he gets really drunk and only because he's been in a major slump and hasn't put it in any pig bitches recently so is willing to put it into the piggiest and bitchiest gashy axe-wound of all. Good fucking god those prosciutto curtains must just be fucking RANK and VILE. The kind of nasty pussymeat you wouldn't find on a dead syphilitic gangbang whoretrash slut left for 3 months in the summer Texas sun. Round up this sow, her ugly Guido princess crotch goblins she thinks are future Barbie models, and her fat motherfucking sorry-ass Soprano-looking doofy Jersey goon fucking fatass gutbag of an Italian trash piece of shit slum lord husband into their tacky gold faux-rococo Jersey McMansion 'dreamhouse' crabshack and fucking torch it to the ground while they howl with terror. I want to watch this cunt jump from the second story, stumble to and collapse on the front lawn, and videotape while her flesh melts and slides off her face as I start to piss on it. We should put them into a woodchipper, one by one, a millimiter for every fucking dollar they used to wipe their sick fucking shitty tanned baboon taints with. Stupid ugly fucking table-flipping whore. I want to feed your children's raw flesh to you and then gut you with a rusty nail.
You mean Teresa really dresses her kids? BY HERSELF? wow. I mean, just wow. How many mothers dress their own kids?? not many!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Please-Noami wouldn't be caught dead in a Versace jacket-an Alaia yes but not Versace-Versace has been shit since Gianni died and his freak sister took over. As for the New Jersey neanderthal who spent millions on completely tacky junk for her completely tacky house before filing for bankruptcy-may she be permanently shackled to a horse stable in the deep south in the middle of summer and forced to eat their shit while they kick the shit out of her butt ugly face until she is rendered mute.
Teresa looks like she should be telling fortunes at some shady business at the Joisey Shore in that picture.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
grotesque skanks always like other grotesque skanks...if Naomi thinks this Neanderthal bitch from hell who DOES NOT EARN A LIVING, and seems to just shop every damn day and buy DISGUSTING outfits for her and her cheesy geico babies...is a role model then Charles Manson is in line for saitnhood...PUHLEEZE....she is a certified nut case and so is Naomi..where is a custom fit straight jacket when you need one???