Butch Butch Butchin' It Up
Here's Zac Efron giving me a cross between "fantastical magic unicorn wearing a moustache mask" and "purdiful drag king doing a young Tom Selleck impersonation" at the Deauville American Film Festival in France yesterday.
Since Zac Efron spends the better part of his day making sure every face pore is filled with just the right amount of foundation, I'm a little surprised to see that his beard is sort of wild. You would think that Zac spends hours in front of his Disney Princess mirror making sure his beard is perfectly primped and polished before he presents it to the public. But I guess Zac wants to make sure that his beard doesn't upstage the real star: his pretty pretty face! A face that could launch a thousand ships filled with seamen (euphemism alert).
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!
What the effity-eff happened to this guy? He was so cute only a couple of years ago. Looks like he's running to fat (and I hate the face hair). He now reminds me of Leo D, who reminds me of Orson Wells physically.
This fellow does NOT look butch. He looks like a dork.
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"I'm sorry you feel that way ..... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
Young Charles Bronson, trying hard not to look gay. Neither is working.
He's getting a fat face. I don't see this guy aging very well. I never thought he was attractive to begin with. He has a wonky eye and nobody ever points it out, which annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.
Zac is the shit. And Vanessa's the perfect girlfriend. Get over it.
GOD BLESS THE EFRON-HUDGENS!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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WhiskeyTango:
Sure you can.
Try harder.
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He looks beautiful as usual. I love the beard on him. He can't do no wrong. God, I feel like a pedo bear.
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The problem lays in the fact that you can't mix a beard with self tanner, foundation, waxed eyebrows, and mascara. It makes for a fucked up bearded circus lady look. Either go butch and beard, and stop the manscaping. Or else keep up the pretty boy face and shave. Everything always looks so perfect on him too, too perfect-even his beard hairs look grafted in hair strand by hair strand.
oooooh, good catch!
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"the good news: Brad Pitt is shooting a movie in stage next to mine. The bad news: 3 people thought i was Shiloh"
- David Spade
Try as I might, I can't hate on Zac Efron...out of all the Disney heaux, he's the most likable.
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Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
... on another point, is that a plain gold band on his right hand?
His face looks soooo bloated and huge. He needs to ditch the Riker beard, who the fuck does he think he's fooling??
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Forget the bearded Princess, who's the hot piece with the shiny head in pic #8? That is a big daddy! Uh huh!
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I've never been into coprophagia, but I would take a steaming dump on that face.
He looks like a girl trying to disguise herself as a boy.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 7:54am.
Girlfriend please. Wipe that crap off with a hot towel and go suck some dick.
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Exactly. Who in the world finds him attractive--male or female? Love the Noomi Rapace avi!!!!
Girlfriend please. Wipe that crap off with a hot towel and go suck some dick.
Is this the future for Hollywood? Shitenhausen!
Bear it up, Zacchy.
What a sight for my Sunday morning coffee, this little twinky with a lezz's pubes on his face and his tiny little eyes.
he's a George Clooney in the making.
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He looks like Tom Cruise in that pic.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 4:37am.
Miss Zack - who is just as nelly as pink lace - looks like a bearded fish!
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As much as I hate to, I have to agree with you. But I have to admit I'm surprised you didn't ask if there were any nude photos.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell, are you getting 'soft' in your dotage?
Discuss!
Pleated pants?
he doesn't have enough facial hair to grow a beard... it's like those teenagers growing a mustache - it will look awkward forever
...Wait a minute!
He looks a *teenie tiny eenie weenie bit* like Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in that first thumbnail.
Regardless, he still looks a lot better.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Photos 8-10 confirm that he is a peen smuggler.
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If this guy turns out to be straight I'll eat both my shoes (and I wear a size 8.5).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
He is not credible as hetero, but give him time. And I think he's not an idiot. He will not try anything really over the top like the Vanessa beard thing, which, if you really think about it, is petting the panther, stirring the pot. Keep a low profile, Zac. Make several millions of dollars. Then come out and relax. In 2030, maybe.
Michael K be damned. LOOK at those eyes!
He looks like a member of Le Tigre.
SamRo's looking good! I always knew growing a stache would work wonders on her.
He has the purtiest face - he can do what he wants with it. His real problem is his hair - he doesn't know what to do with it since he's no long sporting the "Justin Bieber" previously known as the "Zac Efron".
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
To be fair, this is the best he's ever looked. He looks pretty *gag* cute *wretch* here. Definitely too polished and preppy for me to find attractive, but his face looks handsome.
*Smacks self*
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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It's like he's trying to play grownup and failing miserably.
He looks like a psycopath with that. OT I'm watching QVC and Rachel Zoe is showing her line with NY FAshion week. They are in Rockefeller Center. I swear she looks 50 years YOUNGER She had some major work done.
IMO, suits and beards don't go together...
just a reminder in most parts of Europe we don't have cheerleaders,jocks,style cliques and stuff like that so our social lives don't start with that type of traumatizing fuckery you guys go through..here we're all sort of..inbetweeners..you like a person you hang out with them, you don't like them, well they can pass by you and you wouldn't give a rat's ass how they're dressed or if there's anything wrong with them to point out.. in most parts I say..(luckily I grew up in one)
Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 7:43pm.
lol, you can hate in peace all you want sweetie, most of the stuff I type are just BS anyway, it's just that criticism is a very strong "weapon", that should be used wisely, ever since high school, I hated seeing people bully others or being bullied, it's like a herd of these very insecure,weak,with zero personality people, herding up to find that one thing that makes someone else unique and stand out and try to use that in their disadvantage to make them feel,if possible, more insecure and weaker than themselves...then all of the sudden the 'freak' kid enters the class with a riffle and it's a blood pool party,
Zack is starting to look more insecure in his own skin, day after day,like it's soaking in..entering Tom Cruise mode.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 7:28pm.
yeah I'm a dude, sorry about that, it's just I didn't know what to do with that "whatever" you served me,if it was 'whatever,we don't care", "shut up, nobody gives a fuck about what you write","you kill my buzz,gettaway" I guess it would make more sense to me than that "whatever",lol..
Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 8:12pm.
finally, that's the coolest reply to something I've read today,lol
Its that downy beard you see on drag king lesbians at girl only Sunday nights in Sydney. Chairs will be thrown if someone looks at his girl.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 9:05pm.
Ew chubby thighs. And sorry but he looks bulimic to me
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Lol...oxymoronic or just stating the truth of these freaks? :)
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Oh swoooooooooooon, I just love him...can't hate.
Ew chubby thighs. And sorry but he looks bulimic to me. Plus in this getup he looks like Hannah Montana in drag.
NO No NO Zac- do NOT hide that face!!!
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- David Spade
He's looks like an extra in Armistead Maupin's "Tales of the City."
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 8:02pm.
He does nothing for me at all. Maybe it's because I'm not 12. Or a pedophile.
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Pedophile?! The guy is a grown ass man! Maybe you need to recheck on you not being 12!
He does nothing for me at all. Maybe it's because I'm not 12. Or a pedophile.
Now Zac has two beards -- this one and Vanessa.
Does that make Zac a merkin?
Submitted by Dgrin on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 6:49pm.
I feel sorry for the guy, he's been constantly bullied from the likes of youz...
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Excuse us for being jealous especially when the guy is that good looking! What is the world coming to when you can't even hate on the one's you are jealous of in peace? Seriously!