And In Random Couple News....
Rachel McAdams might have a look of pure happiness on her face in the picture above, because she's on her way to get a piece! Specifically, get a piece of Michael Sheen. Yeah, I'm sure you're already scratching your head due to the case of lice you caught from a one-night-fuck last night, but scratch extra hard at the thought of Rachel dating Michael Sheen.
This little bit of news comes from Lainey Gossip who watched Rachel and Michael flirt with each other at the after party for his movie Beautiful Boy at TIFF on Sunday night. Lainey writes that to her it looked like they met for the first time that night. Lainey went on to write, "But then they went to sit together on a couch and kept talking and not talking to anyone else. And then together they went over to the bar to talk some more. On the way they ran into others, and talked to those others together, and after getting more drinks they went back to their couch and kept talking and new others came and went while they continued to not be apart. And that’s not usually just a friend thing. That’s a thing thing. By the time I left, they’d been together like that for over an hour."
And a few of Lainey sources told her that there's definitely something there, but it's still early on.
Rachel stopped humping on Ryan Gosling not too long ago, and I thought Michael Sheen was with Lorraine Stewart, but I guess that's over? I'm not up on my Michael Sheen gossip. Yes, I'll sign up for that course as soon as I hit the publish button on this shit.
If Rachel and Michael are doing it, then I'm a little surprised by her. Rachel strikes me as the type who would stay in line for the "indie-ish actor/musician/artist" buffet. I mean, I'd expect Rachel to pick up some Joseph Gordon-Levitt and maybe James Franco. But Michael Sheen?! Throwing me for a damn loop. For being a plate of steamed cauliflower without any seasoning, Rachel is just full of surprises!
P.S. (pronounced "peeee-nis"): The bald ginger bodyguard below? I would.
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Oh and a final note. He ain't English, he is Welsh. I am not sure why he played someone English on 30 rock but retained his quite obvious Welsh accent. Unless the USA doesn't hear the difference anyway.
He is also a funny guy. He was being interviewed on a british talkshow and I could easily see why women fall for him.
Submitted by Beynac on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 7:07pm.
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You sound like a total idiot. Sorry but you do. You must be some fucking Twihard fan that always has it in for Elaine or a desperate McGosling fan. I like Lainey, think she goes on too much about stupid Brangalina porn and what not, and sure she is a bit of a hypocrite when she goes for Aniston but meh, cos who cares about that? But to come on here and say she married a gay man, is popping fertility pills (do you have any fucking clue what you are saying) because she is not cheering for your idols is pathetic.
So I would say idiot but really the post makes you sound cuntish.
I like Michael Sheen btw and I think you should realise the Notebook was a shit movie and that your two heroes won't be together in real life. Ohh boo shuckssss....
GOD some people and their obsessions. *goes off to breathe*
WTF! I thought that guy was Pat Sajack..at first. Then I figured out it's that ugly rat looking dude that had a kid with Kate Beckinsale.
I love, love, love Michael Sheen. I swooned at his every scene in Frost/Nixon. Handsome and talented.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:46pm.
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Yeah, man. It's a good point. When they DO hit, they hit pretty fucking hard. Sorry about that;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:43pm.
Um...she's not IN Toronto - she's FROM Toronto. (my bad, she lives in Vancouver now; but she is from here - it's true; it's not a big deal that she's at the Festival, I been there too) And stars in Canada are almost never rotated; that's why we have so few - and we tend to keep them way past their due date.
Yeah, but you have Justin Bieber AND Avril Lavigne. That's like the equivalent of 10 hundred billion American celebrities right there ;)
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Submitted by Beynac on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 7:07pm.
Yeah, she's in Toronto for the film festival. Big deal. The 'stars' in Canada are rotated more times than Paris Hilton's clit.
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Um...she's not IN Toronto - she's FROM Toronto. (my bad, she lives in Vancouver now; but she is from here - it's true; it's not a big deal that she's at the Festival, I been there too) And stars in Canada are almost never rotated; that's why we have so few - and we tend to keep them way past their due date.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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I could buy this, I love Gosling and Michael Sheen so, why not? Maybe she goes for the brains.
Michael Sheen is an amazing actor.
if this true, she one very very lucky gal. i think MS is so hot!!! of course, i think he's hottest dressed up as Lucien from the Underworld flicks!! ooohlala!
Total bullshit.
If anyone knows Lainey (Elaine Lui) then you know she is a desperate, drunk try hard. Booze booze booze...and fertility pills. Tick Tock.
The reason she drinks? Well, she has the child bearing hips but oh oh no child. Why? Her husband is busy at the local bathhouses any chance he gets. Why won't she face facts she's married a gayface?!
The poor woman will take a bit of drivel and turn it into something its not, (if she can do it, we all can) just so she can get her name out there. She steals from other sources, she doesn't have her shit together and seriously how much can a suburban Vancouverite know about the social world of the stars.
Yeah, she's in Toronto for the film festival. Big deal. The 'stars' in Canada are rotated more times than Paris Hilton's clit.
She is not valid. And she needs to stop wearing those extremely faded Victoria Beckham jeans.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
i just went to his twitter page and this is what i saw...STILL!!
Name michael sheen
Location All over the place.
Bio Actor.Father of Lily. Son of Irene and Meyrick. Brother of Joanne. Partner of Lorraine Stewart.
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
He's a really great actor who doesn't get his full due.... he cracked me up as Liz Lemon's non-soulmate Wesley Snipes on this past season of 30 Rock.
Submitted by TwatsThat on Tue, 09/14/2010
Not all of us want a Taylor Lautner....
Somebody wants a Taylor Lautner?
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 4:34pm.
i know michael sheen looks about as exciting as slightly toasted wonderbread, but he is very hot in those awful "underworld" movies...
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Yessum. and how is that? I looked at this picture and once I recognized him, all I see the hot ass lycan fellow.
Am I wrong or is he the daddy of Kate Beckinsdale's child?
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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MK, a chubby chaser? What would Mah Boo say?!? Truth be told, I prefer my meats cut thick. They go to sleep faster. What? I need my rest!
I'd hit Michael Sheen with every inch of skin....hot daddy type! I bet he's got a fat uncut cock, too.
Then again, the British accent alone would make me ride that ride.
Not all of us want a Taylor Lautner....I have underwear older than THAT. And he looks so dull and Wonder bread......
Michael Sheen is hot in person and he's very nice too. Love him!
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i know michael sheen looks about as exciting as slightly toasted wonderbread, but he is very hot in those awful "underworld" movies...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Good for him... Since Kate Beckinsale left him for their boss Les Wiseman this is the best revenge
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Submitted by trixy lv on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 4:10pm.
I'm feeling the mr.bean vibe, with that hair she looks like she's channeling a young elizabeth shue
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I'm feeling the mr.bean vibe, with that hair she looks like she's channeling a young elizabeth shue
I love to see beautiful women date odd/unattractive men. I think it shows that they care about more than what someone looks like- and when it comes down to it-looks really play a small part in the long run. Look at Rick Ocasek & Paulina, Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz,or Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams. It makes me like those couples more because you know there's something deeper that connects them.
All you bitches be tripping Michael Sheen is sexy and hot in that not obvious way. I bet his personality is a million times better than any young pretty boy's and I bet he's an amazing fuck too.
Lainey probably had one too many shots of Grey Goose before she imagined this scenario, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.
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Does she scream "Mr. Bean, oh Mr. Bean!!" when climaxing? I know I would (if I had to fuck on that Mr. Bean looking thing).
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
It's Liz Lemmon's settling soul mate! I think he's adorable.
Okay so in what universe two people meet for the first time, talk for an hour, and we have to assume that they're fucking? They're not even Hollywood actors, it's not like you see them working the ho sroll. She dated a dude for over 5 years and he was married to Kate Beckinsale, and had a kid with her.
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hmm she went from Josh Lucas and Ben Jackson to this?
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/rachel-mcadams.htm
That is quite a 180 in her taste. Girl, must be experimenting trying to have plain ugly sex. This dude can't even be classified as sexy ugly regardless of how talented and charming he might be.
Blech!
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This Rachel girl has GOOD taste in dudes. And dresses.
He must be AMAZING in the sack, because while he's a great actor and probably a very nice person, he ain't easy to look at.
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Submitted by HereForTheRide he he I like that scenario! I can totally see it!
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I mean she has that total smartass harassing look on her face. Like the popular girl teasing the geek in high school.
That mauve shirt that woman is wearing confuses me.
She is FUCKING gorgeous.
For a goofy looking english dude, he sure gets high class chicks. First Kate Beckinsale, now Rachel McAdams? "Michael, I find what you have to say intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter..."
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Submitted by HereForTheRide he he I like that scenario! I can totally see it!
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Michael Sheen is sexy hot smart and funny, too. I'd hit it any way any time. I am delighted by a smart man with a wicked fast sense of humor. He could probably keep my interest for months.
Is it me or in the third thumbnail does he look like he spun around and said "Back off Bitch." Then she looks surprised but is laughing cause she's trying to piss him off? His body language looks tense and she looks taken aback.
Or am I reading too much into that?
She could do waaaay worse. I really like him.
At least she's not jumping on Gerard Butler/John Meyer/Alex Rodriguez. You'd think they were the only single heteros to date with how many actresses they go through.
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Well in some lighting she kinda looks like Kate Beckinsale and he does have a daughter with her. sooo...
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Oh yeah, like McAdams is anything to crow about. Bitch can't act and she looks vaguely special.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
He was in that english zombie comedy. Pretty funny guy. And please y'all, we can't tell what his conversation or personality is like from pictures, now can't we?
And look at him, that big nose, the jug ears, what looks like some big feet and hands. Dude might be packin large down there. The confidence to pull Kate Beckingsdale and NOW Rachel McAdams gotta come from somewhere. He's packin serious wood.
Who are these people? I don't watch chick flicks or action flicks, so that might explain it.
Talk about jumping to conclusion. So they had been talking for over an hour. So what? That certainly doesn't mean they had sex that night or are a couple. Hollywood likes to make stories before they even happen.
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GROSS, that Tweedle Dum bodygaurd is totally groping her too! EW, MK! I totally WOULDN'T!
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I can't believe you suggested JGL, MK. Hands off, he's mine.
And yeah, it's a downgrade but it's Wesley Snipes, and if Liz Lemon isn't going to be keeping him after all Rachel might as well have him.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 2:18pm.
This is definitely THE downgrade of the year!
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I had to scream it, Breakdown...her hot ass ex-bf is fucking on Michelle Williams, and THIS is what the cat dragged in for her?? HELL no. Sorry! Don't care how talented he is. He needs to fucking grow a chin.
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OMG- I would let him six ways to Sunday, and then he could shove a crucifix up there to celebrate Easter and help me rise again. This trick is H-O-triple T. Beckinsale knew.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
This is definitely THE downgrade of the year!
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