It's Boo Boo!
Central Park is no stranger to hosting junked out meth faces with bulging "wheresmynextfixwheresmynextfix" eyes, greasy hair and thirstay lips, so it warmly welcomed Boo Boo the Chihuahua into its field this afternoon.
According to Guinness Book of World Records, Boo Boo is the world's smallest dog! Boo Boo is 4 inches tall, 6.5 inches long and weighs 1.5 pounds. This isn't official, but I'm sure Boo Boo is also the world's smallest crackhead! I mean, why is she giving me a look like she'll follow me all the way home unless I give her a dollar or my watch. And I totally would. I bet Boo Boo smokes the tiniest crack rock on the tiniest doll spoon. That's kind of adorable, actually.
NO! Boo Boo is not the Pete Doherty of toy Chihuahuas. Boo Boo is just scared as hell. If a baby butterfly could take you in a street fight and a human fart could send you flying into the next dimension, you too would be frightened as all fuck. But Boo Boo really has no reason to be terrified, though. The wings on her gorgeous owner's hair will protect her now and for all time.
Here's more of the dog who is smaller than some dicks promoting the new Guinness Book of World Records 2011 in NYC today. The world's tallest dog (at 3 feet 5 inches) Giant George was also there! George is looking at Boo Boo like: "My nutsack is bigger than you."
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You're an evil dickwad.
I want to pet that woman's hair more than I want to pet the cute doggys...which is a lot.
I wish that Dane would take one chomp and put the little rat out of its misery.
I would freak at least once a week to wake up staring into those eyes.
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"for my money I will take my GORGEOUS and oh so pretty and sessy BlackLab/Akita angel Dixie."
is this a real comment
"for my money I will take my GORGEOUS and oh so pretty and sessy BlackLab/Akita angel Dixie."
is this a real comment
ugliest dog i'ver ever seen and that lady looks like bridgette from girls next door.
I think this dog has Graves Disease - get him to the vet, quick!
I'm late to the party, but my favorite photo is the one with the big dog sniffing Boo Boo while Boo Boo side-eyes the camera with a look of terror. Hee!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
teacup poodles are the tiniest...I swear they are like little stuffed animal puppies...but for my money I will take my GORGEOUS and oh so pretty and sessy BlackLab/Akita angel Dixie.
Wow, that is a big genetic nightmare. The mini dog (and cat) breeding trend gives me The Rage.
Blech - I can't with dogs whose eyeballs bug out like that and you can see the white parts. Maybe I'm weird, but I don't like too see that much of the internal structures on the outside. It's grody.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
at first I thought that dog's owner was Jocelyn Wildenstein!
I've seen smaller dogs than this. I saw a "Mouse Chuhuahua". And a "Mouse Yorky". People who breed dogs that small are assholes. It would suck to be that small and fragile.
And to think we started with wolves and over time have bred them into THAT.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Giant George is gorgeous! What a magnificent looking animal.
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller
It's BooBoo, BITCH!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Lol, am I the only one who thinks that Boo Boo, the Modcloth dress and the Lulu shoes look exactly the same...
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
lmao they are fucking adorable. i love animals.
I adore tiny, ugly dogs. And tiny, ugly people as well.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
If it's small enough to fit in a blender, that's where it belongs.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
She's so ugly that she's kinda cute.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Can they please trim the ear hair that is cascading down Boo Boo's sides?? Poor dog is already getting made fun of for being a shrimp, the least his owner could do is give his ears a trim!
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
LOL before I even read Mk's comments I was thinking that dog looks like my avvie... cute I guess, but then again, my dog's a ninety pound male shep.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
My dogs crap bigger than that.
owning a pet that is smaller than your foot is never a good idea and tends to have unfortunate outcomes...
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
Ugh, those bug-eyes probably get drippy and let that nasty nicotine brown dogeye juice stain all the fur under the peepers. I can't with that, it skeeves me out.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Is that a naturally small dog or one bred that size? Both my cats were bigger as kittens. Yeesh.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Awe, Boo Boo is cute, fluffy, and as MK pointed out, must have access to the good sh!t.
We must not let Wonky find out about her!!
Giant George looks like a sweetheart though; he appears to be giving her the 'WTF are you?' look, like my Afghan gave lil dogs - LOL!!
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
I think it's CUTE!!!!! Wuv dose wittle buggy wuggy eyes!! <3 ;-P
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 5:23pm.
The Amy Winehouse of the Dog World.
I'm calling PETA as I type this.
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They would just kill the poor thing and hide its carcass in a freezer.
http://petakillsanimals.com/
If you're ratting me out about my comment, PeTA can coma caca et morte!
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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Poor Boo Boo has Tori Spelling's hongray face.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 5:23pm.
The Amy Winehouse of the Dog World.
I'm calling PETA as I type this.
The Amy Winehouse of the Dog World.
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 4:59pm.
No offense to the little dog, but I'm way more impressed by the hair of the owner.
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When he's scared, he probably hides in there.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
i though this was from another "Fugliest Dog" contest...that thing is a very likely candidate.
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"A man has so much more to offer...you know what I mean?" - Blanche Devereaux
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Mike, me too! I never got mine that good!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 4:55pm.
Ebil Shoe, WTF are you talking about?
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I think she's saying the dog is two thousand and late...?
ETA: O! I get it!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 4:55pm.
Ebil Shoe, WTF are you talking about?
The hair wings MK mentioned! Feathered do. How are you? :)
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
No offense to the little dog, but I'm way more impressed by the hair of the owner.
It's Shamwow BooBoo!!!!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Ebil Shoe, WTF are you talking about?
Serial killahhhhhh eyes right there!
Coma Caca!
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You know, when I finally perfected the feather flip it was going out of style so I moved the fuck on although it was hard!! (that shit was hard to master!)
I hate seeing bitches that can't move out of a damn decade or two!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
This isn't official, but I'm sure Boo Boo is also the world's smallest crackhead!
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Pretty sure yer right about that one, MK.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
The older I get, the more I appreciate those little ankle biters.... but his eyes are a bit much.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Just got home from work and after a stabby day this is the bestest shit i could see on signin!! I WANT A BOO BOO! I can (try to) get the lifetime supply of boo sized crack rocks with her wee pads, no problem.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
This isn't the worlds Ugliest Dog Contest?
That bug eyed creature is fucking UNFORTUNATE!