Jamie Oliver And His Wife Have Done It Again!
Did you really think that a mother and father who named their daughters Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo Pamela and Poppy Honey Rosie would hold back the fuckery when naming their first son? Of course not! Unfortunately, Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools didn't stick with the same theme by giving their 1-day-old son a name that sounds like a mid-priced body wash or a third-tier member of Strawberry Shortcake's entourage. But Jamie and Jools still made the hospital administrator throw them a "....the hell are you on?" look when they wrote the name BUDDY BEAR MAURICE on the birth certificate!
Jamie and Jools must have been cartoon hippie animals in a past life, because every one of their kids' names sounds like it fell out of a stoned Mother Goose's mouth. Buddy Bear Maurice is no exception. That mess is the nickname of an animated teddy bear gangster who drinks bottles full of honey and bets big at the fish fights.
I hope Buddy Bear Maurice wants to be a boxer circa 1962 when he grows up, because that's where he's headed with a name like that!
Here's the entire Oliver family showing off Buddy Bear Maurice (I weep for him whenever I type that) outside of the hospital in London this afternoon.
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what jackasses.
Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:05pm.
The worst names are APPLE MARTINI (Paltrow), TU MORROW (Rob Morrow), AUDIO SCIENCE (Shannon Sossamon), Princess Tiiaamii (Katie Price), Marmaduke (Bear whatever his name is), EVERLY BEAR KIEDIS..And Kate Hudson's brother had to follow her RYDER by naming his son WILDER!! Let's not start with the loser Zappa kids!!
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I have no problems whatsoever with Apple (she is not the first girl to be named Apple). I also see no problem with Ryder or Wilder. Everly is okay - I just wouldn't have named the baby Everly BEAR. Just like the name Buddy is okay, but following it with Bear is very strange. If you just look at his kids first names - Petal, Daisy, Poppy, Buddy - they aren't THAT bad. I've seen much worse. It's just the middle names that make them sound ridiculous in this case.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:15pm.
Also, didn't Jamie Oliver use to be hot? WOT HAPPON JAMIE.
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I'd say he was once above average looking, but now he seems to be permanently bloated in the face and much wider elsewhere too.
Check out all the sodium in his pasta sauce for Sainsbury:
http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/groceries/index.jsp?bmUID=1284731652297
Pretty healthy, huh?
I watched that atrocious show he had here in America (trying to help West Virginia children to eat a healthier diet) and it was pretty hilarious to see this bloke preaching about organic, healthy food.
Although I reluctantly agree that celebrities have the right to bear children--they should not have the right to name them.
I just can't hate on his kids names, I don't know why. If any other celeb pulls that shit then I would be all over it. I think they're a cute family. If Jamie is ever caught with another woman, I'll kill him. His wife deserves major props, walking out of the hospital just a day after giving birth looking awesome.
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When these kids reach a certain age, they should band together and one night, when their parents are sleeping, beat them with a crack pipe.
They won't have to look far for one, because the 'rents were definitely on that shit when they named them!
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:05pm.
The worst names are APPLE MARTINI (Paltrow), TU MORROW (Rob Morrow), AUDIO SCIENCE (Shannon Sossamon), Princess Tiiaamii (Katie Price), Marmaduke (Bear whatever his name is), EVERLY BEAR KIEDIS..And Kate Hudson's brother had to follow her RYDER by naming his son WILDER!! Let's not start with the loser Zappa kids!!
Don't forget Pilot Inspektor (as opposed to "InspeCtor") Lee and Kal El Cage!
*shoots self*
Actually I tihnk Kal El is a really cool name. But I can't with pilot inpektor. Why the fuck is it spelt that way?
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Is that the family truckster?
At first I thought the license plate read "LSD," which would explain alot.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 2:12pm.
Someone needs to tell these people that there's the name you call them cuz you're overwhelmed by how cute and perfect they are and then there's the name you put on the paper. You know?
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Move over, Bronx Mowgli and Pilot Inspektor, there's a new screwed up kid in town.
That first pic is pretty goshdarned adorable. Just the right anecdote after yesterday's horrorshow with the Giudices.
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Promises of what I seemed to be
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Hopefully that's the end.
That dude was DESPERATE to have a boy. 4th time was a charm. You can stop now, Jamie.
Now get back in the kitchen.
I thought he was a chef but I guess I was wrong. He's a white trash trucker!
Nah. Mazel tov, Olivers. They look like a genuinely happy family. Nice to see.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:14pm.
I'm having a girly day, so I'm gonna say BABY BABY BABY. Ugh. I need to bash my brains back in, excuse me.
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I was like that last week. Ugh. Three of my girlfriends had babies within the last two weeks. There's something in the water.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:25pm.
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That's why I won't ever mock him. Boy done good and his recipe books are amongst my favourites.
I read somewhere that Maurice was after Jools' dad or granddad that had died earlier this year. Can't be arsed to check which.
His daughters are lovely too, it's not like they're going to sent to the local primary school either so their names aren't all that concerning. They all look healthy, happy and thrilled so good luck to them.
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Didn't realize who this was until I started reading. I was wondering why MK posted a story about a hillbilly and his brood of children. But they might as well be hillbillies with those gawd awful names. Idiots.
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There was one twat from some daytime soap who called his son "Peanut". I fear for that child's life when he starts school. He'll do what Mia Farrow's kid Satchel did and change it to "John" or something as soon as he turns 18
You've got to be joking. Just stop Jamie...you've ruined enough lives. Cant stand him, traipsing around the world cooking shit food while his wife's at home with 4 kids
Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:05pm.
The worst names are APPLE MARTINI (Paltrow), TU MORROW (Rob Morrow), AUDIO SCIENCE (Shannon Sossamon), Princess Tiiaamii (Katie Price), Marmaduke (Bear whatever his name is), EVERLY BEAR KIEDIS..And Kate Hudson's brother had to follow her RYDER by naming his son WILDER!! Let's not start with the loser Zappa kids!!
Don't forget Pilot Inspektor (as opposed to "InspeCtor") Lee and Kal El Cage!
*shoots self*
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
take a CLOSE CLOSE look at Jamie. MOST people are not aware, that he is part black, as in African black - Sudanese! Yep! Pretty cool, huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudan
Also, didn't Jamie Oliver use to be hot? WOT HAPPON JAMIE.
I'm having a girly day, so I'm gonna say BABY BABY BABY. Ugh. I need to bash my brains back in, excuse me.
I say lock up parents who name their kids stupid, embarrassing names - it really is child abuse.
oh his wife named them. that explains it. she looks like a fucked up trailer trash bimbo
who are these freaks. they look like they are from a trailer park with his hat and their stupid country jean shirts on
I like Jamie Oliver. He's cute, and has been pretty pivotal in helping a lot of people/children eat healthier, against a lot of dissent and criticism (especially in his own country. ever watch School Dinners?)
The kids have some pretty effed up names for sure though. On his twitter today he had mentioned that his wife named the newest addition.
I just Can't with that "gimme" cap.
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Oliver was going to go on breeding until he got a son. Must be lovely for his daughters to know they are second best.
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Oh sweetness. Another batch of IVF bebeh for them. Glad they can fucking stop now since they said they were trying for a boy. Christ.
These kids are going to be in the classroom with a bunch of other freaky named kids at an ultra expensive celebrity pandering school...it's the kids like Janet and William who will get mercilessly teased.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I hate this smug dick, and his incredibly fug wife. She is fucking bizarre to the eyes.
I would love to have him in some weird Saw fantasy. He has to recite a list of tongue twisters for me with that bee-swollen slab of flesh that resides in his mouth, or else his insect bride dies.
Then he chokes on his tongue and dies and the cops come looking for me, but the room is empty and BAM I'm all set for a Lohan sequel.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
No clue who these people are but it's really a shame that they hate their children that much. They could've put them up for adoption you know.
I, uh, kind of like the name, doubtful though I'd ever use something like it. "Buddy Bear," that is, but only together and not separately. But Maurice? Where the hell did that come from? It doesn't quite fit with the first half of the name. Maurice makes you think of someone like Ben Stein.
lolainchesaway OMG thanks for reminding me that Wino used to have blonde hair!!!
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Submitted by Neurotic on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 2:11pm.
I hate this trust fund hipster chef.
Hope his kid doesn't turn into another entitled asshole, shilling unhealthy food in his country, while pretending to care elsewhere.
Trust fund??? Yeah, you know him so well! Self made millionaire with small pub owner parents.
Check first!
Good on him!
I'm more offended by that trucker. yeeeeeshhhhh!!!
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As a matter of fact (this is the truth), I have met Jamie two days ago. He was in his cooking school in East London and took some pictures outside. He was very tanned! :D
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these pics are reminding me of me and my three sisters when we were little (bunch of bitches, LOL)
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Little #3 looks a tad upset in every picture - She sho' nuff knows she's not the baby anymore !
Cute kids, why would he and his wife do that to them? I guess they got picked on in school and wanted for their children to go through the same.
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Why are people with ugly teeth always smiling? Just like the most unattractive people always wanting to be in pictures!
And Buddy say, 'Fuck you bitches, it's my birfday!'
1) Pic number 1- love the side eye he is getting from the younger girl. She's givin' him a 'Zahara'.
2) Mom looks a little cracked out. Jamie needs to stop lickin' her punanny and keeping her up all night with that tongue he has, which looks like a retarded 13 year old's tongue
3) Fuck you haters. Jamie can teach Teresa Guiduce how it's done. Now that's a purdy family.
He's obviously been busy, because the trucker hats with the wings went out 5-7 years ago.
Who the fuck are these people?
OH FUCK NO! I won"t be shocked if those kids end up pulling a Lyle and Eric Menedez on their asses for this
I hate long-ass signatures.
His wife is kinda fug, the kids are OKAY loking... Jaimie is cute but I always fear he showers the food with his saliva -- Bad lisp!
The worst names are APPLE MARTINI (Paltrow), TU MORROW (Rob Morrow), AUDIO SCIENCE (Shannon Sossamon), Princess Tiiaamii (Katie Price), Marmaduke (Bear whatever his name is), EVERLY BEAR KIEDIS..And Kate Hudson's brother had to follow her RYDER by naming his son WILDER!! Let's not start with the loser Zappa kids!!
"That mess is the nickname of an animated teddy bear gangster who drinks bottles full of honey and bets big at the fish fights.
I hope Buddy Bear Maurice wants to be a boxer circa 1962 when he grows up, because that's where he's headed with a name like that!"
LMAO!!! I have been waiting with anticipation when I heard she had another kid. These two always bring EPIC levels of fuckery to their kids' names.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Frankly, I think "Jools" is more wretched than any of the names he gave his daughters.
In re: crazy names for kids
If nothing else, young kids want to fit in. If they haven't started going be a nickname before they reach school they'll be doing so within about two weeks of starting. Nobody wants to "stand out" until they're in the 3rd or 4th grade (at least).
I know a lot of English people love to hate on him. I like him okay enough and liked his first shows, but jesus, dude, WTF are you doing to your kids?! I hope Jules got tied after this one.
Moon Unit is still Moon Zappa. Zowie Bowie did change his name though.
I would forgive Jamie if he baked me a chocolate tart........