Sunday, September 19th 2010
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Becks
Becks' celebrated L.A. Galaxy's win against DC United yesterday by pulling his Jersey off and giving the night air a taste of his nipples (tastes like NADS, light agave nectar and MAC Lip Glass). Most footballers might celebrate a victory by howling and/or screeching, but Becks should never EVER do that. Becks' scream probably sounds like Kristin Chenoweth on helium getting a Brazilian wax, so yeah his victory dance should only consist of showing those nipples.
If Becks and his dead end happy trail (WHY DOES IT END?!!!) do nothing for you, I've also posted some pictures of Landon Donovan. And if he does nothing for your, well then the dude in thumbnail #2 is sort of bringing the hotness.
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Eugh. Put it back on.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Becks is one of those people who should never be allowed to speak. He's total eye candy but his voice doesn't fit him at all. I always crack up when I hear him speak.
Meh. where are his pecs? Dude is too flat chested. Do some pushups or something.
He is a good looking guy. But he could stand to get into the weight room a few times a week. He has a chest like a 13 year-old boy, or Victoria Beckham without the implants.
Wait a minute Mrs. C. Do you mean he stuffed for all those undy ads?
"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 3:48am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 3:43am.
Rugby is a FAR superior sport than football. The players are also much nicer and down to earth. I'd take that any day over the overpaid football stars here in the UK.
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Do you mean that rugby is superior to American football, to soccer,or to both?
All star football players are overpaid. I'll admit to a soft spot for the football team of my university.Part of it is simple gratitude. Their efforts brought in money,which in turn was distributed in scholarships. Plus some were great fun in class and helped me learn a fourth language.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 3:43am.
Rugby is a FAR superior sport than football. The players are also much nicer and down to earth. I'd take that any day over the overpaid football stars here in the UK.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 1:47am.
Good point. For a long time I paid more attention to women's soccer than to men's. (US Women's team in '99 kicked ass.) Until a year ago I preferred rugby to (American) football. A friend of mine played rugby for UC Berkeley,then for a club team. He was on Cal's team when they won the national championship. When I wasn't drooling over the hot players,I appreciated the blood and guts aspect of it. E. wore a T-shirt which read "Rugby players eat their dead."LOL
David was totally over for us when our suspicias regarding his suspected 'tinymeat' were confirmed as true!
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 1:42am.
When he's in motion,with the tatts covered,I like him. Soccer interests me whether it's played by men or women. Beckham is the best player since Pele,imho. His skill is sexy because athleticism is. other than that e's not my type,even though he reminds me of my husband as a teenager.
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With all due respect I think that is because Americans only know Pele and becks. He is nowhere near as good as a George Best or a Johan Cruyf was. Sorry he had a few good seasons at Man United but he has never been as good since Posh made him move to Madrid because SHE fell out with his manager.
Becks may be the most famous, he is not a Messi. (He definitly has been a great player though just not the best, nowhere near).
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 1:31am.
Haha becks...dlisters are a shrewd, discriminating lot and judging by the bulk of the comments here, you're just not bringin the heat...
...And the tats are beyond revolting...
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When he's in motion,with the tatts covered,I like him. Soccer interests me whether it's played by men or women. Beckham is the best player since Pele,imho. His skill is sexy because athleticism is. other than that e's not my type,even though he reminds me of my husband as a teenager.
Haha becks...dlisters are a shrewd, discriminating lot and judging by the bulk of the comments here, you're just not bringin the heat...
...And the tats are beyond revolting...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
I just don't get it. He's not my type.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
No panties being creamed here. I like my men with a brain and unstained.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by scisan60 on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 10:34pm.
Sorry but the only people that should have tattoos up the yin yang should at least be semi threatening....and with that voice he is as scary as sponge bob.
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Maybe he had those tattoos done in order to have that "I ooze testosterone" aura. It's not working. Heavily tattooed skin is menacing on outlaws,members of the yakuza,drug dealers,and wretched little criminals who hold up convenience stores.
Beckam is attractive to me, but only because I love soccer.
Sorry but the only people that should have tattoos up the yin yang should at least be semi threatening....and with that voice he is as scary as sponge bob.
He never did it for me.
I thnks Beck's body is way better when he is using it instead of that chick from "Thintervention"
"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 8:42pm.
Okay, totally up to you, but perhaps you can look on the bright side of this. No matter how good looking he may have been, that doesn't tell you where his peen was the night before. You could've caught an STD. It's always better to know people before jumping in bed with them.
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Yes, it is better to know someone before you jump into bed with them.
I would have asked his last name, of course. *LOL*
Maybe what his dad does and does he love his mother. And most important, do you have condoms or should we stop at the drugstore. *LOL*
Then bang the sense outta him. *s*
By the way, in France, they have condom vending machines on the streets. So I would have been prepared. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
MK, what are you doing behind Becks in thumbnails 8&9?
I don't care what anyone says, he is GORGEOUS!
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 7:02pm.
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I totally agree with you. I should have just left her on the side and tell her I'll see you later. I don't know if I'll ever get that kind of opportunity, but I "feel" in the back of my head that I might meet this guy again.
At least, I can hope. *s*
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Okay, totally up to you, but perhaps you can look on the bright side of this. No matter how good looking he may have been, that doesn't tell you where his peen was the night before. You could've caught an STD. It's always better to know people before jumping in bed with them.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Not in a box
Not with a fox,
Not on his cock,
Not in a house,
Not with a mouse,
I would not eat him here or there,
I would not eat him anywhere!
I would not eat Beck's eggs & ham,
But I would eat Landon Donovan!
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:36pm.
Becks has got that hottest methface in the trailer park thing going for him.
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LOL You've nailed it!
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I don't think he's hot at all. Sounds like a titmouse and acts like a douche.
He's hot, but I can't listen to the voice. Squeak squeak!!
He's way too hot for Posh. What a waste...
Becks loses any hotness factor as soon as he opens his mouth, so I would only hit it if his mouth was ducktaped. LOL
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 6:53pm.
Haha, I don't know if I'm qualified to give suggestions, as my life is devoid of sexytime right now, but next time you have an opportunity, GO FOR IT!!!!!! If any of your girls tries to cockblock you, give them your best side-eye and tell them you're getting yours, and you can discuss it over coffee the next morning! :)
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I totally agree with you. I should have just left her on the side and tell her I'll see you later. I don't know if I'll ever get that kind of opportunity, but I "feel" in the back of my head that I might meet this guy again.
At least, I can hope. *s*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 5:10pm.
Mine was quite the opposite of epic failure ... old man and I went to Neighbor Man's for lunch and I actually had a very nice convo with Neighbor Man that didn't involve me looking like a total fucking idiot. There's hope for me yet!
He also wrote "Thank you! - NM" on my check. Just mine. Not the other table's. Yes, I did check. LOL
*swoons*
I am very bummed for you, stefy ... you should have grabbed l'homme et couchez avec lui ce soir(yes, my French is not that great)!
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It is nice to have a conversation that you are not worried about and you feel good about it. And he liked the conversation too. You should go back to the place and hopefully get Neighbor Man again *s*
And thank you for being bummed. and your French is very sexy. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Becks needs PECKS!! hes flatter than wonkies ass cheeks!
Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 5:30pm.
See stefystef, that is the problem with you who are "ladies". If you were a gay ho or a female slut, you would have dragged that hunka hunka burnin love behind the nearest bush, the nearest public restroom, a ditch, anywhere there is a semblence of privacy, and would have gotten yours! You need some real gay hos in your life, not the "prim and prissy" kind, to teach you how to get your freak on whenever and wherever you can get it. Call me.
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HoityToity, you are right. I was being a "lady".
But if you had seen this guy... my breath literally left my body. *s* Should have gotten my freak on, for sure.
I thought that my friend would think badly of me. I should have said she can go fuck herself while I get fucked by a hot guy.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 6:47pm.
Haha, I don't know if I'm qualified to give suggestions, as my life is devoid of sexytime right now, but next time you have an opportunity, GO FOR IT!!!!!! If any of your girls tries to cockblock you, give them your best side-eye and tell them you're getting yours, and you can discuss it over coffee the next morning! :)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 6:20pm.
Mama, that sucks!!!!! No offense, but your friend is,well, a bitch. Fuck postcards!!!! Postcards don't make your toes curl! And Hoity Toity is right, no gay friend would have done that to you. They would have given you a smack on the ass and told you to call them later with all the nasty details. I weep for you.
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Hotmami, it is so funny you said something about the "gay friend" thing because another friend said the SAME THING... if I was with a gay guy, he would have given BJ suggestions and demanded explicit details. *LOL* First time in my life a really hot guy has talked to me and I BLEW IT!!! So I agree- EPIC FAIL! *LOL*
Yeah, my friend is a bitch. Last time I will travel with her.
Any suggestions?
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Yeah, but isn't this guy responsible for OctoMom's kid situation?
in desperate need of nipple enlargement surgery.
He leaves me dry like the Sahara...put on some muscle for fucks sake. I don't like my men built like a crack addict.
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:42pm.
Mama, that sucks!!!!! No offense, but your friend is,well, a bitch. Fuck postcards!!!! Postcards don't make your toes curl! And Hoity Toity is right, no gay friend would have done that to you. They would have given you a smack on the ass and told you to call them later with all the nasty details. I weep for you.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I would hit that till next July. And then I would start on Ronaldo. *nomnomnom*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 5:01pm.
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See stefystef, that is the problem with you who are "ladies". If you were a gay ho or a female slut, you would have dragged that hunka hunka burnin love behind the nearest bush, the nearest public restroom, a ditch, anywhere there is a semblence of privacy, and would have gotten yours! You need some real gay hos in your life, not the "prim and prissy" kind, to teach you how to get your freak on whenever and wherever you can get it. Call me.
Nah, too afraid he might talk and the sound of his voice would ruin the moment.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
On topic - do all English guys have really tiny nips?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 5:03pm.
What is your Open Post topic? I know, mine was about EPIC FAILURE. It can't be worse than mine... *LOL*
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Mine was quite the opposite of epic failure ... old man and I went to Neighbor Man's for lunch and I actually had a very nice convo with Neighbor Man that didn't involve me looking like a total fucking idiot. There's hope for me yet!
He also wrote "Thank you! - NM" on my check. Just mine. Not the other table's. Yes, I did check. LOL
*swoons*
I am very bummed for you, stefy ... you should have grabbed l'homme et couchez avec lui ce soir(yes, my French is not that great)!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
stefystef/WhiskeyTango:
stef: Oh hell to the naw! You should have gone further south, ESPECIALLY considering you were on vacay and you will never be presented with this opportunity again! You will regret this EPIC FAIL for the rest of your heauxfessional career!
And yes, WT. His voice sounds like a teen girl in the back of the classroom. Not attractive and therefore, NOT hittable!
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Ridiculous tattoos and wolverine beard.
Old has been.
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Auri sacra fames
"Becks' scream probably sounds like Kristin Chenoweth on helium getting a Brazilian wax"
bwwwaaaahahahhaaa - good one
Hearing Becks' voice was one of the biggest letdowns I have ever experienced in my life. What a disappointment.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:42pm.
I was waiting for an Open Post thread
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Me too but my post was nowhere near as epic as yours!
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What is your Open Post topic? I know, mine was about EPIC FAILURE. It can't be worse than mine... *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:45pm.
stefystef!!
You should have dropped trou right where you were and got it!!!!
EPIC FAIL!
Hold your head in shame!
Shame, heaux!
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~holding head down~ I know! I know! ~shaking head~
TOTAL EPIC FAIL!
He has the most beautiful blue eyes, clear like the sky. I got a cheap feel of his arm, very muscular. Does that count? *LOL*
Total and complete shame.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
stefystef!!
You should have dropped trou right where you were and got it!!!!
EPIC FAIL!
Hold your head in shame!
Shame, heaux!
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Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 4:42pm.
I was waiting for an Open Post thread
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Me too but my post was nowhere near as epic as yours!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley