Note to Brit Brit: The Mini Dress is NOT Your Friend
Where do I begin? The eyebrows, the weave, the thunder thighs....Britney Spears tries to pull it together but it just doesn't come together. She showed off her tree trunk legs at Pure in Las Vegas for New Years last night. Fortunately, she kept her lady lumps to herself. She's sweatin up a storm. One of my resolutions is to try and be nicer to her and I just broke it. Oh well!