The Witness Protection Program's Newest Member
It's really hard out there for 16-year-olds these days. Not only do they have to worry about their mothers walking in on them kissing the boy next door in the garage (It was the only place! The door to my room was broken, okay!), but now they have to worry about fans taking pictures of them kissing on a girl in the back of a Honda!
TMZ posted these grainy and blurry pictures of The Lesbeaver kissing 16-year-old Jasmine Villegas, who is his opening act on tour. To me, it looks more like he's getting really close to Jasmine to pop a pimple on her chin. That's better than making out to some 16-year-olds. Popping pimples is practically first base. Who knows, but I do that Jasmine Villegas is in all kinds of danger now. The Bieliebers have already broken out of their playpens, turned their rattles into shanks and are crawling for BLOOD!
Here's Jasmine's video for your new favorite song "Kiss Me Through The Phone".
Poor Jasmine. Such talent. Now she'll have to change her name, get a new face, move to a different town and enter the Witness Protection Program. Jasmine and Justin could've been the world's newest IT lesbian couple. Sad. I bet she wishes she would've kissed The Lesbeaver through the phone instead.
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also, not only is this just a crappy youtube video (not a music video).... where is the you in danger gurl tag???!!!
this is just a cover..
Uhhh I can't stand the idiotic boy! Eeeek.
I actually clicked and watched some of the video. WTF is that shit? The little girl is trying to act all seductively and she reminds me of a darker/asian mixed Selena Gomez. I mean she's sort of a cute girl..just don't like when young girls act all slutty. LOL to the little mini gangster. What is happening to the music industry these days? Little asshats can get record deals. Booooo
Oh, here we fucking go again.
What has began as a mild dislike for this douche is progressing into pure annoyance.
Boy! Get it! You such a playa'!
You know that he's going to grow up to be like Justin Timberfake, screeching one over-produced and predictable nympho anthem after another, constantly groping and sucking faces with any given local, generic, "exotic" bimbo within a one mile radius.
Despite his awkward and pubescent appearance, he'll obtain some inexplicable sex symbol status, yes, even well into his late twenties. He'll transcend his "unattractive" phase as he miraculously re-emerges under the radar into a still unattractive yet very ripped chav once he reaches manhood. Despite his hypersexual makeover, watching him grinding on anyone or trying to talk dirty will continue leaving me about as stimulated as watching Larry King go ass-to-mouth on some 25 year old intern. My vag might as well just heal shut.
Justin Timberfake has some competition.
This reminds me of my first french kiss at 13... with a 67 year old cigar smoking tennis player who jammed his tongue down my throat while giving me pointers on improving my tennis serve???? Wait... at 12 my Aunts father visiting from Canada shoved his tongue in my mouth while saying goodbye in California...he was only 84! Yes, young love is wonderful...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
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Submitted by JeanGenie on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:31am.
in my much more refined taste I was in my deepest grunge phase and I only loved Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder
I love you. ;)
Smooches! ;)
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 5:57pm.
hahaha that's good that you made her see the light! I went thru phases for both grunge AND shitty pop music :P Grew out of pop eventually--ok, I still listen to the BSB for shits n' giggles--but grunge still remains.
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I love your avie. It's Weiland, isn't he? Mmmm, always liked him too.
And, don't know if you did it on purpose or not, but you put one of the best Stone Temple Pilots' song title, "Still remains" :-D
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I asked my niece and nephew (age 8 and 9) if they liked Bieber, Kesha, and Miley and they said "NO"! Unfortunately they prefer stuff by other pop artists that I hate and I can't really get them to listen to anything with a frickin' real band playing in the background (Taylor Swift doesn't count and I like her too, but still...). I don't get it. When I was their age I wathed MTV music videos and I enjoyed ALL kinds of music and listened to all sorts of radio stations. My mind was open to EVERYTHING (except "House music").
Can autotune just die!?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
"The Bieliebers have already broken out of their playpens, turned their rattles into shanks and are crawling for BLOOD!"
Oh baby, you're on a roll today. The tears are coming to my eyes.
The Bieber is gonna pull a Brandon Teena and make the cover of People. I can't believe he rilly is a boi.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 5:40pm.
I've heard this song before and I thought a dude sang it.
Yep, that would be Soulja Boy. I am ashamed that I know this. And uh...bearding seems to be starting younger and younger!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by JeanGenie on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:31am.
I'll never understand.
In the '90s my best friend had the walls of her room covered up to the ceiling with posters of backstreet boys, dicaprio, take that and the likes. And I couldn't stand them (in my much more refined taste I was in my deepest grunge phase and I only loved Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder) and always asked myself what was the hype with those ephebic idiots (for the record... that girl is still my best friend and I won a long music influence battle, and now she is into rock).
hahaha that's good that you made her see the light! I went thru phases for both grunge AND shitty pop music :P Grew out of pop eventually--ok, I still listen to the BSB for shits n' giggles--but grunge still remains.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by JeanGenie on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:31am.
in my much more refined taste I was in my deepest grunge phase and I only loved Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder
I love you. ;)
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
I've heard this song before and I thought a dude sang it. AND who the hell shot that video? Her mom while on her lunch break from Wal-Mart? GHETTO.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
I seriously doubt this kid has a dick or is into women. He'll make a cute couple with David Archuletta instead.
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that is a TERRIBLE song! ugh! my kids hate that stuff!
Submitted by Mrs.C on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 11:35am.
This makes me that much more sure of myself as a parent. My 5 year old daughter can spot a song by Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc a mile away. If she ever heard a Beaver song she would be clueless. And I intend on keeping it that way!!
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Great! ITA. My son is being brought up with good music, too. If someone puts on some silly song he starts to complain. And I intend on keeping it that way.
My brother just bought him a Doors t-shirt :-D
Same thing goes with cartoons. I pretty much bought or downloaded every series me and my husband used to follow as children. I know it's gonna come the day where at school he'll be exposed to some nowadays crap, but then I hope he'll be able to get the good of the new things ('cause there's gonna be) and leave the crap where it deserves to be: ignored.
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Wow I hope this girl dosent get death threats. BTW I think she is the girl who always used to sing the national anthem before the big boxing fights in las vegas
Talula- I was back last month and was surprised at how mainstream Alice was. The music isn't much better in the Midwest but I've pretty much given up on it. It's either classic rock or CDs in the car.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
WHORE!
GOOD ROLE MODELS THIS LITTLE SLUT HAS, "I WANNA GET WIT YOU"..YOUR FUCKING 16 YEARS OLD YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING WITH YOUR MY LITTLE PONY SET NOT SPREADING YOUR LEGS YOU SKANK!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 12:01pm.One more reason I'm glad I left the Bay Area. PLEASE tell me Alice doesn't cater to this shit, though.
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Ughh, I know radio sucks so bad here! I've heard this song on 3 or 4 stations, but not on Alice! They're too busy bothering me with Katy Fuckin Perry and John Mayer. Even college radio sucks here, glad to have my ipod (when I can remember to bring it). Hope the music is better wherever you moved to!
Awww. They make a cute couple. DON'T GET PREGNANT!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Ha!!! What the fuck, that black kid looks like he's 11 and the girl looks 12 with the voice of a 20-something year old robot. Besides hating rap and hiphop or whatever the fuck this stupid ghetotastic synthetyzer-overload music is called, I hate the glamorization of anything ghetto. >:-(
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Was that shit made on a Sony Handycam?
Who says that's a kiss?? Could be anything really. Jeepers.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The world made do much more sense to me before. You know, when men were manly and children behaved child-like. This shit is all so very tiring. Damn, I'm getting old.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Talula on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 11:42am.
I hear this shit song ALL the time, I can't change it fast enough! Apparently, she's from San Jose, so the radio stations are all hot and bothered.
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One more reason I'm glad I left the Bay Area. PLEASE tell me Alice doesn't cater to this shit, though.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 11:52am.
OT: First time I heard that garbage I thought it was a dude singing the whole time; it's a girl, huh?
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I think someone mentioned earlier - but it's Soulja Boy cover. I kinda hated it then too.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
OK, points for not being a slutty pole dancing, booty shaking, dry humping hot mess, but ... srsly? This is like a bad home video with two kids playing dress up and acting "adult" while lip syncing to D-list hip hop "artists." I could not stop laughing. And if I hear one more person say "wichu" I'll ...
In the 70s to stalk your dreamy teen idol you had to do it through pop magazines and pretty much nothing else.
In the 80s also via MTV.
In the 90s beepers or some shit, I dunno, even though that's my era.
In the 00s the internet and the start of MySpace.
And now in 2010 motherfucking Twatter, Fuckbook and the rest.
I mean what the fuckity fuck? A bitch can't even sneeze now without the entire universe knowing about it AS IT HAPPENS. FUCK!
I hate this Lesbeaver kid but damn, I wouldn't trade places with him for all the money and fame in the world. Plus I'd have to work a shit haircut and that just won't do.
@Talula: Your post made me LOL; my little sister used to do that all the time growing up with Britney Spears. She has horrible rhythm when it comes to singing and is always like half a beat behind, and would make up words to half the songs she heard.
OT: First time I heard that garbage I thought it was a dude singing the whole time; it's a girl, huh? Never stayed on the station long enough to hear the words. And is that video for real? I mean, that's the official video for the song? Was does it look like it was filmed in someone's basement? Even 'Rojo Caliente' had better cinematography than that...
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He's not playing sucky face with her - he is just getting in REAL CLOSE to whisper: "Hey Sista - do you know where Germany is"?
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I hear this shit song ALL the time, I can't change it fast enough! Apparently, she's from San Jose, so the radio stations are all hot and bothered. Then my 10yr old niece comes over and gets on Youtube, plays this and Biebs back and forth. Finally, my husband gets out some head phones, then I have to hear a kid sing along, mumbling the words she doesn't know. So it sounds like a retard singing, but it's still better than the actual songs.
This makes me that much more sure of myself as a parent. My 5 year old daughter can spot a song by Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc a mile away. If she ever heard a Beaver song she would be clueless. And I intend on keeping it that way!!
Sexualization of children is a serious epidemic and parents need to learn how to fucking say NOOOO!!!
~*! Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein !*~
"I just wanna get witch you" Ugh. And did that little boy in the video say "conversate"?! I don't know how this shit passes for music. It was all auto-tune.
i'm embarrassed that i know this, but that song is a soulja boy cover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Fbo4kU2AU&ob=av2n
HAHAHAHAH
oh she's the girl in the Baby video too?
I prefer the Drunkle
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Something fell. I google stalked her and apparently they are seen together a lot. Even though Bieber is prob dating this prostitot I don't think he's stupid enough to make out with her in broad daylight...even if it is in the back of a Honda. He has too many people around him to let him slip up like that, he needs to appear available.
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I think his handlers are trying desperately to make him appear straight. Trying to do Britney and Justin 2.0.
I feel kind of lucky that I fell in the middle of the teeny-bopper shite that was going on in the 90's. I was a bit too young for Take That and the Spice Girls and too old for Backstreet Boys and Britney. Actually, I was the target age for the latter; I was just too surly and disaffected by then....
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I don't think it's a question of whether or not he's straight, but rather that he's available. Girls always think they can "turn" a gay guy so they still fantasize. But someone who is attached, there is something far less glamorous and kinda dirty (not in a good way) about that, unless of course you are Sienna Miller.
Also she is a complete nobody, I watched her single on her site and not only had I never heard of it and it's been out approx 3 months, but it's pretty shitty. She's cute and I don't wonder why a 16 yr old boy would want to get in her pants, but she is in no way a pop star. So I doubt them dating is staged for publicity. He was connected to Selena Gomez for a while, that would be a much more lucrative way to go (for both parties) if they wanted to stage a secret tabloid relationship.
But I still stand by something fell. There is no way his handlers would let him make out with/kiss her in any semi-public situation.
Side note: I need to stop having serious conversations about Justin Bieber.
He's a 16 year old boy that hangs out with rappers. He's gonna kiss every girl he gets close enuff to. Trust. PS. I hope she's appropriately disgusted with herself. PPS OMG That's my new favourite song! To hate.
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
*pukes* It would be like kissing Dani from TrainwreckTila's Shot at Love. Or who knows..maybe Jasmine's into that.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:43am.
Chayo works to, lol! I likes it ;)
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:34am.
*whispers*
I downloaded his song Baby.
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Me too!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
She's cute, but that video is some dime store shit.
And...making out with Lesbeaver? Ick.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
ooo look Paris detained in Japan
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/21/paris-hilton-pleads-guilty-cocaine-arrest-...
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Submitted by flyinzay on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:38am.
Something fell. I google stalked her and apparently they are seen together a lot. Even though Bieber is prob dating this prostitot I don't think he's stupid enough to make out with her in broad daylight...even if it is in the back of a Honda. He has too many people around him to let him slip up like that, he needs to appear available.
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I think his handlers are trying desperately to make him appear straight. Trying to do Britney and Justin 2.0.
I feel kind of lucky that I fell in the middle of the teeny-bopper shite that was going on in the 90's. I was a bit too young for Take That and the Spice Girls and too old for Backstreet Boys and Britney. Actually, I was the target age for the latter; I was just too surly and disaffected by then....
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
meh...two girls kissing. Who cares?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:46am.
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Ahh ok. Thanks.
Therein lies the problem of creating a fanbase contingent on your remaining single and unattached.
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