Michael At His Premiere
Michael Douglas is in the middle of undergoing treatment for froat cancer, but he still managed to put on a button down shirt and pull CZJ out of her Botox chamber to attend the Wall Street 2: Money's Got Insomnia premiere in NYC last night. Now I have no reason to bitch and moan about how suits make my pores itch, my bones ache and my nipples hyperventilate (but they really do).
Joining Michael at his premiere last night were his co-stars Shia LaDouche, Josh Brolin, Susan Sarandon, Carey Mulligan and director Oliver Stone. Shia talked to UsWeekly about working Michael, "He is a wolf, and he is a strong man. And I know of his vulnerabilities. When he came to set ... he was dealing with a lot, but never was it, 'Woe is me.' Ever. They’re going to remember him forever. You can’t say that about a lot of people. He's an American institution. It’s intimidating and incredible and exhilarating and rewarding." And then Shia asked the reporter to pull his finger.
Michael didn't talk to any reporters on the red carpet, obviously. Not even a wave, but that's okay because Shy-Shy has enough "Hiyeeees" for everyone:
Here's more pictures of the cast last night. Oh, and Ty Ty Banks was there, because she wanted to talk about how it was like for her when she was an investment banker during the recession.
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CZJ has always been a very attractive woman..she must be going through a lot right now so I'll let her pass this time. lol I like Carey Mulligan or whatever her name is, she's cute and looks like the girl next door type. OMG, Shia looks soo freakin creepy waving.
Tyra you can give me your shoes, and that handsome man next to you.
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
CZJ does not have an "older" face at all - as a matter of fact, her face looks pretty good. Her skin on her arms and chest really show her age though. Many actresses lie about their age - she is definitely NOT 40. I would guess she is 47+. She looks great but I think there is no way she's 40.
Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:58pm.
Carey is well on her way to becoming the new Squinty...
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Susan Sarandon still looks sexxxay. She has a better bod than most 20 yrs olds these days. I can't believe she's older than my mom.
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Carey is well on her way to becoming the new Squinty...
CZJ could easily be 40-45. Some people look great at that age, some people do not. I know 35 year olds that look old. Her shape is fantastic.
However, if she really is in the Caribbean while MD is getting his chemo, she's a skank, no matter her age.
Her nose? What is up with her hair?!
CJZ always had that nose - it's like a freakin' pug dog.
And I just want to take Carry Mulligan and put her on my mantle... she's just adorable.
WTF is up with CZJ's nose? It's like she's got a wad of silly putty on the end of it?!?
Also, don't know who Squinty is there, but that dress is to KILL FOR!
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The girl in thumbnail #6(?) looks a lot like Helen Hunt. The previews seem uninspired.
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not being able to accept PS death is the reason i'm still not able to watch dirty dancing. its just too painful.
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Shia La?? i just don't see the appeal at all hes soo average looking to me(if that)...Anyway hope MD pulls through-no-one could probably see the screen with Tyras big head in the way
I'm kinda getting a "Lea Michelle's mother" vibe from CZJ.
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Ty Ty's goofy eye and eyebrow shoes are looking at me.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:41pm.
Centy, i think the thing that threw me off the most was how "on the go" most Americans are. Everything is about convenience ( I ll never understand the concept of a drive-through pharmacy or bank) and how little time they actually take to fucking chill. Some damn research company had me testing Soup to Go and my response was what a fucking sad time we live in, if you cant even find 5 minutes to sit your ass down and eat some soup.
I didnt really know what to expect when i got here, so i was just observing alot at first. Friend of mine came to visit from NYC and thought she stepped into another dimension. "why do these people in the line at Walmart have small talk with me? lol
I like the South, people are nice, don`t know much about living in other states.
And i agree on the living on a few acres for privacy. We are out in the country, but not country enough for my taste.
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I do remember when I was first down here 12 years ago that I was hostile for a little while to cashiers at Walmart, etc., because they were so damn nice and were like, pretending to be your friend!
Finally, I realized, that's just the South.
The North will shank you in the face, the South shanks you in the back, albeit after you leave.
The End.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:01am.
Great that Douglas came out in support of the film because I am sure alot of his fans wanted to see him. He IS an icon, whether some people like him or not, and I hope he makes a full recovery.
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So do we all,Breaky. As long as his immune system isn't completely trashed by his treatment,I hope he stays on the red carpet or wherever else the day may take him. When cancer patients withdraw,they begin to die.
Great that Douglas came out in support of the film because I am sure alot of his fans wanted to see him. He IS an icon, whether some people like him or not, and I hope he makes a full recovery.
Susan Sarandon is killing heauxz with her dress. And Carey Mulligan looks great now, but she is a nip/tuck away from being over.
Oliver Stone's daughter is very pretty.
And Shia has never made anything tingle for me.
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CZJ needed to surface from the bank vault where she's been counting cash, checking the pre-nup, and making sure the jewelry is still in the safe deposit box, long enough to make this appearance as caring wife... Bitch, FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
He looks awful. Stage 4 is pretty much fatal and with that type of cancer less than 15% survive. I wish him well. The poor man can't even speak now.
CZJ's nose has always been like that. This is what a bad make up job will do to you. Make your nose look bulbous and your face shapeless & round.
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Has CZJ's nose always looked like that? I don't remember it looking like that before and she's aging fast. Or is it all the plastic surgery that makes her look different?
CZJ looks like she did her own make up. very amateurish
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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:18pm.
i want to be able to watch him and glen go at in the knowledge that he's still here. fatal attraction just won't be the same without him you know?
Totally agree. Love that movie and was just watching it the other night thinking that.
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Cannot stop watching the Shia clip, cant....stop....laughing!
I'm all for natural noses, but ZJ's looks like it was made of Play-Doh by a 4 year-old.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
My dad has one of those scars on his arm, as well as my mom, and they're 57 and 48. (Both American). Did they keep giving those out later in Europe or something?
ETA: Now that I think about, I think my parents said those were marks from polio vaccines, so never mind.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:41pm.
You just made my day.
Man, what does it say about CZJ when her much-older, receiving-cancer-treatment husband looks better than her?
And was anybody else creeped out by the very Damian-esque look on LaDouche's face in that gif? Note him giving the side-eye at the last moment to the woman in the striped shirt - I wonder what she was doing right before this - you can see her move out of the frame. Maybe he's just all "Get out of my shot, bitch" Heh!
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Centy, i think the thing that threw me off the most was how "on the go" most Americans are. Everything is about convenience ( I ll never understand the concept of a drive-through pharmacy or bank) and how little time they actually take to fucking chill. Some damn research company had me testing Soup to Go and my response was what a fucking sad time we live in, if you cant even find 5 minutes to sit your ass down and eat some soup.
I didnt really know what to expect when i got here, so i was just observing alot at first. Friend of mine came to visit from NYC and thought she stepped into another dimension. "why do these people in the line at Walmart have small talk with me? lol
I like the South, people are nice, don`t know much about living in other states.
And i agree on the living on a few acres for privacy. We are out in the country, but not country enough for my taste.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 10:06pm.
Centy, i m bout 30 min north of Austin, moved to TX almost 9 years ago with the better half, who is American. (met him in Europe) . By the 30 min north location you probably already figured out WHY he was in Europe..lol
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LOL!
Well, I'm a good person to give an opinion because I just moved to Austin from a place 90 minutes away!
At first I thought I didn't like it, but now that I'm in Austin I'm having buyer's remorse....
I really would love to buy a little place a couple of hours away from Austin with some property and have a few horses.
I love horses and dogs and my privacy, so I think I'm starting to get into the idea of being the crazy old spinster who lives on the ranch!
I mean, Austin is great, it's a great city, but I think I would have appreciated it more 10 years ago when I was in my early 30's.
Is it weird for you to come to TX from Europe?
I remember when I first came down here 12 years ago after my mom retired here, I came down alone from Boston for the holidays and when the plane landed and my mom and stepdad picked me up and drove me to the ranch, I was in complete culture shock and I am an American!!!
Now going back up to NY and New England seems like culture shock, so I suppose I have assimilated.
I don't know whether that is good or bad. :)
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how old is md? i know he's battling cancer, but he looks as old as his father...
i'm over 40 and you cannot convince me czj is merely 40...gtfoh...
and ty ty appears to not have on a proper bra...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
is this self-absorbed tool so attention starved that he can't even drop the pathetic "red carpet" circuit long enough to get cancer treatment and some rest?!?!
nobody wants to see that lame-o remake anyway, him getting off his bedpan to come to some cheesy opening isn't going to sell one extra ticket!
Wow, I am truly shocked by these pics of Michael Douglas!
He has aged 20 years in the last few weeks :o(
So sad :-(
CZJ has to be 50 years old. She is lying.
CZJ has that satisfied look of a woman who is soon to have all the money she has ever dreamed of.
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i whole heatedly agree.
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Her eyebrows need to be a few shades darker.
Centy, i m bout 30 min north of Austin, moved to TX almost 9 years ago with the better half, who is American. (met him in Europe) . By the 30 min north location you probably already figured out WHY he was in Europe..lol
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 9:34pm.
Call me a nut, but i thought that scar was a small- pox vaccine, they stopped giving a while ago. My sis has one, she is 36, i dont have one, i m 34, both european... is that really not a smallpox vaccine???
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UBF, when did you move to Austin?
I love meeting Europeans when I travel, I have never met a European in Austin.
(At least not first generation, which I assume you are if you are only 34?:)
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CZJ's earrings fell out of the 80s and landed on her head.
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what the hell happened to CZJ' face?? So freaking round...I agree with the nepotism sucks vibe...I hate nepotism and all the no talents that it breeds, I am talking to your Tora the Hutt, the Douglas' (but I do like Michael, sorry!), Parasite and Kunwhoretrashians, and the list just goes on and on...sorry even St. Angie would not have made it if Daddy wasn't John Voight...she is gorgeous to me, but still have not been sold on her acting skills. There are a teeny tiny few that I think might be the genuine thing regardless of their acting parents, mainly Jeff Bridges...and damned if I don't like Bridget Fonda...but off the top of my head that really is it. I despise nepotism and see it everywhere, and it is in all kinds of work enviroments, regardless of the line of work, and it sucks when daddys lil girl is promoted over you, and daddy's little boy is a fucking asshole prick...makes you want to go ballistic.
CZJ looks like Rachael Ray in pic #2, which is not a good thing. I hate CZJ, (and RR) but I love her dress, what I can see of it. But hell, too much makeup!! Pass the squeegee! Michael looks like a corpse.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 9:34pm.
That's what it looks like,Uncle.
Am I the only one who gained respect for MD after his son was sentenced to prison for drug dealing? Say what one will about his personality, he "manned up." He could teach White Oprah or thing or two. I wish him well-cancer does terrible things to people.
Call me a nut, but i thought that scar was a small- pox vaccine, they stopped giving a while ago. My sis has one, she is 36, i dont have one, i m 34, both european... is that really not a smallpox vaccine???
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Seeing that I'm late in the game, I'll just say that I saw Solitary Man last nite feat. yours truly, Micheal Douglas.
Pretty damn good movie I must say. Micheal isn't stretching here, just playing his usual big shot executive type but it's pretty funny. He's just a guy scared of getting old and thinking he's still got it with the ladies (i.e. younger ladies.) Great cast and well acted all around. Kind of ironic considering his current circumstance.
I've always been ambivalent about him, that famous Douglas ego can be off putting. As for his wife, well, she could definitely use the butt implants my fellow dlisters always claim is the case when confronted with a white woman having a big ass.
CJZ is a kunt
MD is a dick
Shy LeDick is a turd
all is well
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 8:02pm
Thank you for explaining. I thought it was a vaccination scar rather than a TB test. Angela Landsbury looked older than her years in _National Velvet_ when she was around 18 years old; she did and does have a "mature" face. CZJ is different- her complexion and her limbs give the impression of age.