Keanu And A Cupcake
Who frowns at an innocent and sweet cupcake? Who stares at a cupcake as though it's the reason why their urethra is swollen to the point where the jizz just dribbles out? Who looks down at a cupcake like it's the cause of that annoying ass mosquito buzzing in their ear in the middle of the night and waking them up? KEANU REEVES DOES! Frowning at a cupcake is like frowning at a bowl full of kittens.
It's as if Mel Gibson and White Oprah simultaneously queefed on his cupcake. If something as perfect as a cupcake can't cure Keanu of the chronic sads, then what can?!
In his defense, Keanu is shooting some move called Generation Um, so it's possible that his character is the one who feels nothing when faced with a sugary cake of happiness. But Keanu makes it look so real. STAINS is still putting him on notice.
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I don't like cupcakes either.
Keanu Reeves has always fascinated me. Now I want to bake for him.
and yes, God help me, I still would - He is sooooo hot../
I think this is Keanu's interpretation of the velvet print of the Sad Clown - DUDE what are you smoking??? you need better shit, you're supposed to love the cupcake, no need to cry...grab a bag of chips and some cookies and smile
Oh, the angst... the funky, funky angst.
I'd still do his Manic-Depressive Ass. The saddest clown boy ever.
We concur with Mrs. Patrick Campbell, however Blanche and I both find that nobody else will believe us.
Love Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I wondered if it was a movie set. Check out the strange phrases written on the black board.
nahh, I think i will print one of those lonely keanu pics and pin it to my wall - makes me feel better somehow - and i guess a lot of people feel the same, so "lonely keanu" is a new trend. yay!
Submitted by Josh Woodward on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:58am.
Some of you are confusing this for real life. The pictures were taken during the shooting of a film.
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I think you're right - http://www.onlocationvacations.com/2010/09/07/keanu-reeves-filming-gener...
Thanks for clarifying.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Some of you are confusing this for real life. The pictures were taken during the shooting of a film.
He doesn't even look happy after that cupcake. maybe it was dry in the cake part and the frosting was gritty with confectioner's sugar and tasteless as it always is in these stupid fancy places.
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^^^Yeah!!!! What's up with that? Those cupcakes taste only of sugar and no cinammon or nutmeg or anything nice. IMO cupcakes should always be lightly flavored with vanilla bean coconut or some nice spices
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 12:06am.
His girlfriend died in a bad car accident a few years ago in L.A. and believe me, that stuff stays with you. No goodbyes, last words, nothing... there and gone. Maybe he is still having those visions and unsaid words haunt him... then again, maybe the cupcake was nasty tasting
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His girlfriend was also pregnant. So yeah, there's that added bonus for the depression.
He could eat my cupcake whenever he wanted.
1st thumbnail is giving me serious Ted Theodore Logan vibes :)
Correction: it's a fairy cake not a cupcake.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Love this - "Keanu Reeves is Immortal":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Sheesh, he looks so bad; worse and worse lately.
I'm sure someone will make a meme out of this one! ::Forever Alone::...
Did it occur to anyone that, perhaps, the cupcake is lonely?
Keneau is an interesting homosexual. As a (at least part) Ornamental she probably suffers from tinymeat (under 7 inches) or even micromeat(under 6 inches), thereby making her, hopefully, a powerbottom.
She was supposedly made a 'star' after using her culo to 'satisfy' David Geffen. We also once 'satisfied' Geffen and other than confirming that Geffen is a total top we will say no more without proper compensatia.
Please post, MK, more closeup sideviews of Keanue so we may inspect for facelift scars.
not a good actor,but seems like a good person
Well for some happier shots of Keanu, there is a video some fan made in tribute to his sister, who has been fighting Leukemia for years. (I think she's in remission now.)
Anyway, I'm sure some dlisters will find it schmaltzy, but it has a lot of happy pictures and video of him, some with family, and during childhood.
http://youtu.be/ryt6tyC-6Ak
Why do people continue to think that he's depressed?
(Quoting Christian Bale) THINK FOR ONE FUCKIN' SECOND! The papparazzies take hundreds of pics but this is what the editors of those agencies want us to see. Of course we're not going to see photos of him at a Sunday barbecue, or hanging out with his friends and family. They're simply taken out of context, we never know if he was with someone before or will meet somebody after the pic was taken. They don't speak of what his life is like 24 hours a day.
He's just a very discreet person who doesn't work the ho stroll, and he's always going to take the high road about this stupid gossip.
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@Snippy: Thanks! Yes, I recall some of that now... he has had a difficult time with the fame whore game and if he only had a family or a wife who truly loved and supported him without doing it to be close to fame. It must be hard for some of the more sensitive souls here on earth. He would probably be happier working as a garbage man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
@buddhistgirl69: He and the girlfriend were broken up at the time of her fatal car accident. Her jeep plowed into cars near the Hollywood Bowl, she wasn't wearing a seat belt, but blame Marilyn Manson for the substances in her system. I read that it was an amicable breakup and they were still close friends. I've seen photos of him as a pallbearer at her funeral.
The sadder part is that a year earlier they were expecting a baby, and it died in the womb a month before the due date, so they had to go through delivery and a funeral. He named his daughter Ava. That was about ten years ago. The girlfriend was put to rest next to their daughter. So Keanu has lots of real stuff to be sad about.
Look at Keanu work that 'cake!
Makes one's panty pudding tingle!
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"Keanu Reeves with something in his mouth" is now a regular feature, I hope.
The crush I had on him during "River's Edge" is back in full effect!!
I hate long-ass signatures.
His girlfriend died in a bad car accident a few years ago in L.A. and believe me, that stuff stays with you. No goodbyes, last words, nothing... there and gone. Maybe he is still having those visions and unsaid words haunt him... then again, maybe the cupcake was nasty tasting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
It's weird. I just realized his whole demeanor reminds me of my dad. Vulnerable, lonely & sad, but so cuddly & sweet. Ya just wanna give him a hug and eat a damn cupcake with him.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
`He looks drunker than I do at happy hour with a few free drink tokens thrown at me.
Wow, he seemed depressed before the cupcake, but eating it only seems to have made matters worse...
PS: I have loved him since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures
This guy must be the loniest of all the lonely people out there. I wanna take him home with me and give him a sponge bath, in a non-erotic way. Then prepare hime a nice meal and tell him everything is going to be okay.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
aw, i love watching keanu eat things.
"I'm not crazy - I just don't give a fuck!"
Where did he get those shoes? From some homeless guy?
mmmmmm...swear, this is the ONLY greasy, hobo-ish celebrity/actor I can think of who gets my juices flowing, wish I was that cupcake...
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
He looks greasy and GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
anyone know what kind of shampoo Keanu uses?
Whats wrong with me? How come Im not allowed into the forum? They dont want me playing in there reindeer games and shit! :(
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Nooooo Hekki Im never up past 830!!!!!!! :( Im in a hometel and this damn internet sucks donkey nuts it takes forever to load
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I'm here, Pamela girl, but I'm outta here soon.
He doesn't even look happy after that cupcake. maybe it was dry in the cake part and the frosting was gritty with confectioner's sugar and tasteless as it always is in these stupid fancy places.
If he had one of MY cupcakes he'd be smiling and licking me. Heh heh.
This photo and MK's first paragraph had me on the floor laughing. Mr. Hekki is rolling his eyes at me.
where is everyone?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 7:59pm.
Why is it weird? The show played concurrently (or nearly so) on PBS stations in the US. I saw it in the late '80s in rural North Carolina for chrissakes.
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Ha! I guess becuz it's SO homegrown. Watching that show was like going to school on any given day to me. The people all looked and acted like...my life, really;p Everything else was American and therefore exotic, I guess. I would never guess that anyone outside of Toronto would care. I've been proven wrong in so many ways tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
The reason folks are clutching their pearls at these pictures? Keanu is trying something we don't normally see from him. Namely: A "facial expession". See him straining? Boy is about to give himself a headache for tryin so hard.
C'mon, Michael, you can do better than making silly comments about Keanu Reeves eating a cupcake. What's next; comments about Suri Cruise sleeping?
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That 2nd to last thumbnail is really doing it for me...he is HOT!
Thanks KOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 8:44pm.
I never understood the appeal of cupcakes.
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Wahhhhhhhh????? They are soooooo nummy!!! Ill have yours!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 8:29pm
I glad you your triggers and things figured out! Im 30 and like to think I have it mostly figured out but know there isnt a way I could go off the meds with out being a freak case. I was lucky to have a good daddy but he still had his irish temper and an absent mother. You can have a brain scan now to see if it is genetic or have contributing hereditary factors. I been studying it for years, the more you learn and know the better you can handle it I like to think. I ended up having it genetically thru my dad and everyone on that side of the family, they are all "crazy"! ;)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!