The Photoshop Awards: Ali Lohan In The New 6126 Ads
White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan are still trying to make 16-year-old (that's their story and they're sticking to it) Ali Lohan happen so they threw her ass into an awkward photo shoot for Blohan's 6126's spring/summer 2011 collection. Yes, this is supposed be an ad campaign for a clothing line. It looks more like something out of a mail order MILF bride catalog.
But I have to give up to Nana Lohan. She did the best she could even though she only took three Photoshop night classes at the local community college. Yes, Ali's leg looks like it was borrowed from Heather Mills and her face has the complexion of a Glade candle, but Nana Lohan really tried.
And it was smart of LiLo to save a few coins IN THIS ECONOMY by shooting this mess guerrilla-style at an open house for a condo in The Valley. You can almost hear the broker screaming at them to get the fuck out.
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This poor girl just has no sparkle. They're trying way too hard and the desperation shows. Her best bet to fame and riches is to write a tell-all on her nutty family.
BabyOnBoard she wants to be just like big sis but they aren't filthy enough yet!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
That whole LocoClan are nuts.
Isn't sexually exploiting an underage teenager against the law?
I forgot, breaking the law is part of their DNA.
Just.....Lame.
Hasn't she been 16 for a couple of years now??
Am I alone in wondering why the fuck they didn't bother with a manicure?! Her hands look horrible!
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This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
Lohans 1 and 4 take after Dina while 2 and 3 take after Michael.
she needs to smize more.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 9:34am.
WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A BOOB JOB AT 16, WHERE DO YOU GO FROM THERE
also, her flacid leg is really bothering me
It looks like she has no muscle at all
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oh, but the Lohan girls never had boob jobs, remember? They just went through "growth spurts".
This shit is hilarious. Thank God I have two daughters. I will keep all this Lohan mess on file so I can use it for "scared straight" material.
She's just not attractive...
I weep looking through some of my wife's magazines, knowing many of those hot little bitches are underage, but I do not get the inappropriate tingles for this poor, misled retard.
Honestly, I feel more sorry for her than anything else.... Though, give it time, and I'll hate her as much as Paris, her big sis, and those Kardashian bitches.
WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A BOOB JOB AT 16, WHERE DO YOU GO FROM THERE
also, her flacid leg is really bothering me
It looks like she has no muscle at all
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
The clothes look like polyester messes from Rainbow or 5-7-9. They're not in style now, and they're likely never to come back. Seriously. Those "dresses" look like Walmart negligees or Tanya Harding's old ice skating outfits. WTF.
And whoever mentioned the carpet is just "tacked on" in some pictures - You're dead right. And it's weird and sad.
this child has all the appeal of a toad. she radiates, average. go away, lohans, go away.
why so angry, Celine?
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
All the photoshopping in the world can't help her face. She is just plain homely.
As I hang my head in shame, I do admit that i know that that damn number is Blohan`s OWN clothingline and it stands for Marilyn Monroe` birthday.
How come i remember shit like that, but cant remember what i ate for dinner last night?
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
I have never heard of that company. But as MK says:" That's some Benjamin Buttons shit!". This girl is 14 going on 40. It's just plain wrong.
Dear lord please burn that carpeting.
Ali looks too much like daddy Lohan in the face for modeling.
She looks like Potatohead's homelier sister.
Average looking. Special only to Lohans!
You guys do realize you look at models younger than this doing more scandalous things every day, right?
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Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 8:07pm.
I have something like pity in my heart for this one.
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Wow, if you could bottle the look on that poor, abused little girl's face and add it to the water supply, it would neutralize every available antidepressant on the market in two quick seconds. Sadness.
I know this will piss off big freedom-of-speechers, but maybe we should consider making child pornography illegal.
Needs to sign up for the Detective LaToya school of posing ASAP!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 1:47am.
Are these shots for Pedophile Quarterly?!
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No,PQ turned her down for looking too old.
i am this close to believe the paranoid mind control,ritual child abuse theories when it comes to this family
Ali's life is difficult living in the shadow of her sister and all... and when that shadow is coming from a gutter it is even more difficult.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Are these shots for Pedophile Quarterly?!
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The clothes are cute...but on a 16 yr old get the fuck out LOHANS!!!!burn in hell...we will see you burn first cause us Dlisters have VIP seats in hell.
Coma Caca!
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I can see her nipple in the main pic.
I mean, don't get me wrong, she's got a great body but I agree that this definitely earns a Pedobear stamp of approval. Yuck.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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She does look like W. Ryder way back when she still had her old nose http://www.body-philosophy.net/files/images/bp_winona_ryder_B_&_A.jpg
I'm having trouble conceiving how this can even be legal, but anyway it reeks of bad taste and basement casting couches all around. Way too wrong for a teen.
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 12:32am.
I applaud you. And um, it's kinda sick that Mama Rose had the sister singing that song when she was little. Gross.
That said, I kinda love that movie.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I said, turn it off! Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I'm a star! Look! Look how I live! Look at my friends! Look where I'm going! I'm not staying in burlesque! I'm moving, mabye up, maybe down! But wherever it is, I'm enjoying it. I'm having the time of my life! Because for the first time, it is my life! And I love it. I love every second of it! And I'll be damned if you're gonna take it away from me! I am Gypsy Rose Lee!
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Let me entertain you, Let me make you smile, Let me do a few tricks, Some old and then some new tricks, I'm very versatile, And if you're real good, I'll make you feel good, I want your spirits to climb, So let me entertain you, And we'll have a real good time; Yes, sir!, We'll have a real good time.
Louise "Gypsy Rose Lee" Hovick
Submitted by PSL on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 12:04am.
♥PSL!
I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to read in general. *MuaH*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Nitty!!!!
I don't know why Ali keeps trying to do this. I guess she doesn't read the blogs, and all the horrible comments people have. (myself included)
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Well you're not the first, you're not the last
You're not even the one who loved me the best
But all I think about is you
-George Michael
So I guess 6126 is the new 5150?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
If these bitches were as smart as they THINK they are, they'd have MBA's by now.
Sad. I guess community college or moving out of planet Hollywood never dawned on these whores - so they'll have to do it the oldest way in the book, turn tricks for money.
Bravo Mommy - you've produced yet another WHORE.
She's not my cup of tea in the looks department, but I don't really find her that bad looking. It's her DNA that makes her unattractive, though to be fair, her fucked up gene pool wasn't her fault.
Time will tell, I guess.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:56pm.
next stop the Ho stroll...way to WO...GOOD PIMPIN'!! Did you get tips from Mrs. Kuntassian...cause she is an expert!!
Oh My God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is the end of the world!!!!!!!!!
the apocalypse is happening and virgins are crying!!!!!!!!!
white Oprah has unleashed her wrath................
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"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King.
Selling your minor daughters like so much fresh meat to get ahead is a time-honored Travelers tradition. The Lohans are just honoring their cultural heritage, y'all.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
I thought that was Winona Ryder!
next stop the Ho stroll...way to WO...GOOD PIMPIN'!! Did you get tips from Mrs. Kuntassian...cause she is an expert!!
Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:43pm.
angel-i - i have to differ with you there. i love fake eyelashes.
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O - I like them too. Luscious eyelashes, funky eyelashes...all hot. I just don't like hers;p
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
oops, double post.
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The McCanns Did It
angel-i - i have to differ with you there. i love fake eyelashes. in fact, if i were able (which i'm not, cause my eyes couldn't deal), i would get myself the pair at the pharmacy that has TINY JEWELS on the tips!!
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:31pm.
I hate it when you can clearly see a model's (or in this case "model's") fake eyelashes. Looks so tacky to me.
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Ah, yes! I forgot that one!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
The clothes are so ugly! But they did a good job of finding an appropriate model.
I am so sick of Dina Hohan pimping out her kids!
I hate it when you can clearly see a model's (or in this case "model's") fake eyelashes. Looks so tacky to me.
I don't think that this girl is as hideous as she's said to be in the blogs, but she's not model pretty. If she were going to school, leading an everyday life (with parents and sibs who weren't fuck-ups), she'd probably be considered cute.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I have to admit, I do like her look...and I like some of these clothes (the lace pantsuit is a little much)...
but BLAH! - the more I look at these pictures the more they are all kinds of tacky.
There is no reason for the girl to be on her knees in that shot - it's CERTAINLY not about the porn shoes. Right?
And underwear? Really? That's the only thing you could think of to go under that? I guess that's why we pay you creative types the big bucks. I'm really glad she's selling these clothes to teenage girls.
The carpet's not even attached in that or the lying down shot and the carpet's not smoothed around her...it looks like a mis-cut (I buy those all the time:)(I see they may have tried to fix it in the kneeling shot - they took the time to almost remove the pic number)
She has two poses - over her shoulder and head on.
If you look at just her hands - you'd swear she was 8.
By the last pic her face is all: Ok, enuff with the pictures. Where are my pills? Her hair is saying it too.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
I kinda like the clothes, but SWEET JESUS, I can see her KNICKERS!!!!! WO fails at life, as does Lindsay...time will tell if Ali does as well.
My Magic 8 ball says she will.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"