Thursday, September 23rd 2010
Get It Together, Julianne!
Ever since I watched Julianne Moore make her tear ducts tremble outside of a court house in Boogie Nights, I've been a fan of her ability to cry hard like a repressed Catholic. Weep like my abuelita when no one is looking! Somebody else out there knows this and put together a montage of Julianne giving 20 different kind of cries for 20 different characters in 20 different movies.
To the little kid in front of me at the deli who bawled after his mom refused to buy him a Snickers, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! And to Lindsay Lohan who will probably have to cry in front of a judge tomorrow morning, THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK!
via The Awl


I used to see her at my niece's school TINY tiny!!!!
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shit, she's been cryin' since she was Franny. took me a while to warm up to her on the big screen
Although I found that incredibly awkward, I like Julianne Moore, seems like a very down to earth, talented actress.
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I think Julianne Moore, great actress she may be, is one of the ugliest women ever. There is something weird that her mouth and teeth and when you get a profile of her -- jesus, it's horrible. It's just flat. And it's weird because at first glance you kind of think she's pretty and then the more you look - it just gets nasty.
love her!
yes please rip that oscar from julia roberts & give it to julianne!
I love Julianne Moore and will watch anything she's in. And if she doesn't win an Oscar soon, I'm going to break into Julia Roberts' home and steal one for her.
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Hey...she cries in "Nine Months" when she's delivering/seeing the baby for the first time. Why didn't that dipshit include that scene?
"And to Lindsay Lohan who will probably have to cry in front of a judge tomorrow morning, THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK!"
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I a'member her from WAAAAAY back when ho was on "As the World Turns" playing twins...one ho was British, one not...I thought she was PURTY back then. I've always had a thing about Gingers, but gingers always have gray TEEFS, dunno why but they do. She did back then too. She got that shit fixed though....
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Not really true about gingers and grey teeth. I think it has to do with the skin being usually so fair, leaving less contrast between skin and teeth color. Usually why people with darker skin seem to have such super white pearlies. So super pale peeps have to try a bit harder with teeth whitening to get the same effect. I'm a ginger with very white teeth...I'm just not anywhere near as fair skinned as Julianne. So more contrast.
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This post is funnier because Lohan was once seen as a new Julianne Moore if she worked on her craft and kept her natural red hair from frying, and her skin from frying, and her brain from frying...
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
before each take, the director tells her "You'll never win an oscar."
Hey, I posted the link to that video in today's OP!!
I love Juliane Moore, she's amazing in everything she does.
I want to see a montage of Kate Winslet naked. She takes off her clothes in almost every movie she's been in.
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She looks like she has wooden teefs.
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I'd rather see her cry than hear her do that God aweful Boston accent she did on 30 Rock last season.
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Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 7:11pm.
I like her well enough but her character in "A Single Man" was utterly awful and vapid.
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That was the point.
I love her, no matter how often she cries. :)
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Doesn't she cry in The End of the Affair too? They left that out.
-Einah
The only thing that stood out here was how many of those movies I haven't heard of, and please can she mix up the crying a bit - its all the same. I can do a better job just from reading another story about Wonky or LiLo - *tears*
Can the makers of independent films cast someone else beside Julianne Moore for a change. She's been in some good films, but I find her acting a bit too one-note for my taste. She doesn't really inspire much emotion in the viewer, at least not in me. As for that crying, it doesn't look real to me, just looks like she's morphing her face into a creature-like, Frankenstein head sorta pose, and sobbing uncontrollably for effect. And the effect is too affected.
I like her well enough but her character in "A Single Man" was utterly awful and vapid.
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I bet if they did a montage of all the times she's showed her tits it'd be even longer. She really does love to whip 'em out.
Awww shit, I love Julianne Moore! She's a very believable crier, she doesn't try to make it pretty. Although she's generally gorgeous anyway.
Except the clip from Blindness...she looked like Aileen Wuornos in that one.
I got nothin but love for this bitch. Hoping she comes up as a dark horse for an Oscar for Kids Are All Right
Julianne is purty. [\girlcrush]
Interesting film fact: I have the DVD with commentary of "All About Eve" and Bette Davis told actress Celeste Holm she almost always could never spontaneously laugh on camera if the script called for it. One scene in the film Celeste's character has to laugh uncontrollably and Bette told her in rehearsals "I can't do that! How do you do that?!"
Yeah, she looks like shit when she cries.
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I a'member her from WAAAAAY back when ho was on "As the World Turns" playing twins...one ho was British, one not...I thought she was PURTY back then. I've always had a thing about Gingers, but gingers always have gray TEEFS, dunno why but they do. She did back then too. She got that shit fixed though....
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Someone should make a similar montage of Hohan's eyerolls in court...would probably be a longer clip though.
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"I've been a fan of her ability to cry hard like a repressed Catholic." LOL!
She can cry all she wants...she is one of the better actresses ever.