Open Post: Hosted By England's Finest Rose
I know you don't recognize the most regal lady in all of England without a citation from the health department taped on her torso or one of her stick-on nipples catching air, but this really is Jodie Marsh outside of a TV studio in London this morning.
Jodie wanted everyone to see the road angel of death tattoo that is perched above her chocha to warn visitors to turn back before it's too late, but I'm more interested in what's going on with the exquisite canvas above her neck.
Jodie's nose is starting to resemble a pencil dick with a wart-ridden mushroom head, and if she tried to blink her face would slowly peel off. The wind-up plastic frog that I used to play with during bath times (Okay, I still do) looked more natural than Jodie's face. What I'm getting at is that Jodie looks more gorgeous than a freshly waxed nutsack.
England should put a safety glass panel in front of Jodie, because she truly is their greatest treasure!
• 
Welcome to our website: http://www.fashionsports.org to choose the goods you like.
We Offer Wholesale fashion designer Handbags, Coach ,Gucci, lv, juicy, Jimmy ,burberry ,CA ,dg ,db, ed hardy ,Fendi, miumiu,prada ,hermes,bally and etc.
All of our handbags are AAA quality, they are made of real leather, it come with Italian Design! You could find most fashionable and style handbags from here.
And we also can supply you NIKE Jordan shoes, Brand apparel,sunglasses,belts,caps,watches etc.
Please fully look through our website to find your interested items
We welcome your order and we can be contacted by Email or MSN.
Feature: AAA quality, quick shipment, best service.
1) Price: each for nike shoes(Air Jordan, air max, shox ,dunk sb, nike rift,af1,nike blazer)
2) MOQ:6 piece, you can mix to order all of our products
3) Packing: Come with original boxes, Authentic card
4) Payment: Western union, Money gram . paypal . credit card .
5) Shipment: Delivery by EMS, TNT ,DHL ,UPS ,FedEx ,door to door in 5-7 days .Drop ship accept!
We are serious company we look forward to establish a mutual trust and long time business with you in the near future sincerely. We will do our best job for you!!!
http://www.fashionsports.org
Ohh lovely! Did we decide navy seals are the new benchmark of intelligence? Stand over einstein and let's get me some poon tang! And then kill them without making a noise! Brilliant!
Ps: I'm going to look a little silly after I tear up my degree and find out y'all were talking about flipper type seals. OMG they are so cute!!
Pps: I'm also going to look silly if the 'tang' bit isn't really spelled like that but I just always assumed purchased sex had a zesty flavour to it. Like strep throat. Maybe that was the lozenges though.
What the hell?!? I so couldn't believe that was her I went and wasted the time to do an image search on that freak *shudder*
........::::::00000000::::::.........
"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
Those lips are looking a little Daisy de la Hoya-ish.
creepyfreakydeeky cocaine nose job 0_o
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
Is she trying to chase away the peen with that hideous and frightening crotch tattoo?
She needs to shave those brows and line some exquisite, beautiful sharpie brows.
Is she missing a tit? I see one but the other is MIA.
****************************************************
Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
Imma throw this PC out the fuckin' window if it doesn't start cooperating.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Why is she tryna look like Katie Jordan-Price-Andre-Reid? She looks soooo skinny like she is doing the lemon water and mephedrone shit kitty cat speed plant fertilizer shit.
So MoldyTwat is being segregated for the "safety of the jail system" LOL!
(posted here in honour of Whiskey and howdareyou for tryna help a bitch out:)
They said she can't get out til late October unless the judge feels a special need to do some extra paperwork one day...
BUT RIGHT NOW MT's lawyer is in chambers with the Judge.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
She looks like a Kat Von D wanna be.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 4:01pm.
HoityToity check out the last thumb, I think she went caca in her skinny jeans!
###########################################
Holy crap, snowpice! I think you are right!
I think JulesSD is a bitter, angry, gamer posting from mom's basement while jerking it to anime porn/and or Jessie Slaughter all the while crying.
____________________________________
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 1:33pm.
Artists' visual representation of "Abandon all hope all ye who enter here"
~~~~~~~~~~~
Love it.
You're all wrong. There are THREE types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
**************************************
I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
"You'd be to insecure"
I may not be fat but I know the difference between "to" and "too"
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
HoityToity check out the last thumb, I think she went caca in her skinny jeans!
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Michael, why aren't you blogging about Chicken Fillets? Phoebe is way more talented than Jodie Marsh, despite Jodie winning a UK "Come Dine With Me" recently.
(kiss this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)
Why is her expression like my 9 month old nephew when he is doing caca in his diapers?
Submitted by julesinSD on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 3:34pm.
“There's a lot of fat, ugly chicks married to really good looking guys on that show and I don't know why. Like this one guy is a NAVY SEAL in IRAQ and his wife was so fucking horrible.”
First of all, a SEAL wouldn't marry a nitwit like you, You'd be to insecure and fuck the gardner or something while his ass was getting shot at - he'd fuck you like a dog - brag to his buddies what an animal you were, notch on his belt - but MARRY? No way. Men don't marry party girls, they only fuck them.
_________________________________
When did Sucky become a "party girl" ? Did I miss something ? Sure he'd fuck a SEAL but it's not legal yet Jules (GAYS ARE BAD REMEMBER !!!!).
_____________________________________
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Swowuhwhaaaaaa???
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 3:47pm.
I am being dry fucked by work today and it's 85 friggen degrees here. FINALLY!
*throws vaseline to M.E.*
Whaaaaaaaaaa?
*drools"
*licks window*
*rides short bus*
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
I am being dry fucked by work today and it's 85 friggen degrees here. FINALLY!
Submitted by julesinSD on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 3:34pm.
There are 2 types of women:
those you fuck like a rabbit (and leave)
and the one you marry - BIG difference.
------------------------------------------------
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."
- Robert Benchley
..............................................................................................
Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
in unrelated news: snowy's a dumb bitch.
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 3:38pm.
fat, old & ugly = smart
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
------------------------------------------------
ahhaahhha
fat, old & ugly = LET'S GET MARRIED WOMAN OF MY DREEEEEEAAAAMMMSSS!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXXO
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That tat will look great when she inevitably develops her meat flap.
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
♥ Threadkilla!
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
fat, old & ugly = smart
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
*peeks up JJack's skirt knows she won't report it to HR*
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
“There's a lot of fat, ugly chicks married to really good looking guys on that show and I don't know why. Like this one guy is a NAVY SEAL in IRAQ and his wife was so fucking horrible.”
First of all, a SEAL wouldn't marry a nitwit like you, You'd be to insecure and fuck the gardner or something while his ass was getting shot at - he'd fuck you like a dog - brag to his buddies what an animal you were, notch on his belt - but MARRY? No way. Men don't marry party girls, they only fuck them.
There are 2 types of women:
those you fuck like a rabbit (and leave)
and the one you marry - BIG difference.
Men need more than a hole, something the 20 somethings like this poster don't get. There are plenty of stupid vagina's on this board who fuck like rabbits and can't add 2+2.
Ahh the teens & 20 somethings…they always think their vagina's are gold plated AND they invented sex.
Right after these pictures were taken, Jodie, Katie Price and Amy Winehouse sashayed on up to the manor house where they had tea and scones with clotted cream before changing into their hunting tweeds and taking the hounds out for a fox-chase across the misty moor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
..............................................................................................
Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
So last night me and my BFF saw some fucked up military craft. It moved so fast - from being a blip on the horizon to passing over our heads in less than 5 seconds. At first we thought it was a helicopter, but it had no chopper blades. It had one red headlight in the front and the rest of the body was lit up green. As it passed over us we saw it seemed like it had no wings! The shape of it was kind of like a rocket ship turned on its side. It was the size of a small jet and made a REALLY loud sound. It was at a max. altitude of 150 feet. It flew over us, above the treeline and out of sight. About 15 minutes later, we saw a green light in the woods and saw the craft headed back in the same direction it came from. Really crazy.
--------------------------------------
19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
I have nothing nice to say!
hahaha Stephen Colbert today @ Cogress..I thought he was very funny. Too bad they don't have a sense of humor and asked him to leave.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:58pm.
coolio
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
runnin in, hey y'all
Any of you fine pimps/bitches going to the "Rally to Restore Sanity" in D.C. on 10/30 (saturday). Shit looks like a major rally on the steps ofthe WH for the "Busy Majority" just a rally to awaken shit. The Daily Show is hosting it. I'm attending. was invited through FB; look it up via the rally name.
Anywho, Happy Friday and the weekend and any drinking bashes you hors have on tap. I got fking papers and shit. ugh.
*waves, flips a random 'bird' out there for any sourpusses and bad drivers; runs out*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:43pm.
WhiskeyTango - where do you have your tats?
I have one on my back (b/w my shoulders and one on my hip. The back one is visible sometimes, though I usually cover it up for work and such. I was on the escalator in DC and it was one of those really horribly hot days where you can't get away with wearing anything but a sundress....and the guy behind me complained about it :P he was all like, "kids these days!" (i'm 28).
Neither of them have real deep meaning to me, or anything...I just liked the designs. I may get sick of them by the time I'm 40!
*******************************************************************
"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:48pm.
suckyyyyy whatever happened to your Mom's facebook account? I am still waiting for her invite.
-----------------------------------------------
It's there. She's probably playing "Fashion Slut" or whatever the fuck those games are.
LOL Fashion slut! more like can't fit on mah pants slut!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 2:48pm.
suckyyyyy whatever happened to your Mom's facebook account? I am still waiting for her invite.
-----------------------------------------------
It's there. She's probably playing "Fashion Slut" or whatever the fuck those games are.
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
suckyyyyy whatever happened to your Mom's facebook account? I am still waiting for her invite.
WhiskeyTango - where do you have your tats?
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 1:01pm.
Sucky: I like Suppernanny too (typo and it stays) cuz she's fat like me
----------------------------------------------
I know its late but I fucking lol'd at this three times. Do you want to eat ice cream sundaes with her?
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
kitten 666 I will have nightmares for life .
She looks better than usual....not saying much, of course, but she's improving.
I have two tats and I've never gotten anything but compliments on them. Well, except one old fart a few weeks ago who told me to "cover up!" I agree that too many tats look trashy, but there are some really gorgeous works of art out there.
To each his own, I guess.
******************************************************************
"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
The British really are so dignified as that poster commented in the recent Madonna thread.
Oh Jesus! I didnt know Garagame got a sex change.
Agree with the comments on not all girls with tats being skanks. Just this girl who happens to have tattoos is a total skank!