Kreepy Kody And His Sister Wives Are Under Investigation
The stars of TLC's newest human circus show Sister Wives are being investigated by Utah police for possibly committing felony bigamy. Utah should spend their money investigating and shutting down the company that farted out those dark-sided sandals, but that's just my opinion.
The police in Lehi, Utah admitted to People that they opened up an investigation into the lives of Kody Brown, his four wives (Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn) and their 13 kids after promos of the show started running. Kody is only legally married to his first wife Meri.
Once the police finish up the investigation, they will hand it over to the Utah County Attorney's Office who will decide whether or not to pursue charges of bigamy in the third-degree.
In a statement to TMZ, the Browns said that they knew the show would bring their asses some heat, but they decided to do it anyway$:
"We are disappointed in the announcement of an investigation, but when we decided to do this show, we knew there would be risks. But for the sake of our family, and most importantly, our kids, we felt it was a risk worth taking."
If these 4 sisters wives are okay with sharing the same dick, then open the door and let them. If they are fine with searching for an empty slot on the "Sexy Times With Kody" schedule posted on the fridge door, then have it! If they are okay with begging Kody for a few quarters to go and buy a new pair of hideous sandals, then more power to them.
Besides, those 4 have already been punished. They're the ones who have to deal with Kody's creepy ass on a daily basis. I mean, Kody looks like he smiles like a clown when he jacks off. That's not right.
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@ TheBreakdown re: vidz -
WTF?!
That is some Jerry Springer-like shit!
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Right now Jimmy Joe Duggar is screaming "NOOO! Why didn't I move to Utah???"
And Say Yes to the Dress is frantically ordering new dresses with long sleeves and high necks.
LOL!
I agree he's only legally married to the first, the other are just girlfriends. They are happy leave them alone.
@vidz:
That would be a very sad way to lose relatives. Sorry to hear that. On the other hand,your family story gives "Weeds" personal significance.You said everything is interesting to a sociologist,but this must contribute. I'd forgotten that Singapaore had strictly enforced rules about marijuana. Hard drugs come to mind first.
@ jerseygirl17:
No,I won't. Inbreeding and genetic diseases are prevalent in FLDS families.
@Piper:
Looks like a family resemblance. From what I've read,sisters,first cousins,nieces&aunts, and half or step sisters 'marry' the same man.
Okay, is it just me, or do the fat one on the left and the one behind him look quite a bit alike? (You can't so much see it in the pic, but in the show they both had hammerhead shark eyes) I wonder if they are related. Ick.
The pregnant one (second from left) and the newest one aren't so bad looking. The pregnant one is a little wacky though and won't allow a toaster in her part of the house b/c "more people are killed by toasters than sharks every year". Um....probably b/c more people are in the presence of toasters vs sharks? Apples and oranges, lady. She's the one who didn't want to be anyone's first or second wife, just the third.
Weirdness.
I don't think polygamy is right but if those involved are all consenting adults and not 12 yr old girls forced to marry the 80 yr old prophet or his 50 yr old son etc, then whatever floats your boat I guess. Also, if he is only legally married to one and just lives with the others, having had marriage ceremonies in name-only, what's the big deal? If he were obtaining marriage licenses for each that would be a different story, but I can't imagine that he is.
Also, from what I gathered, all but the 2nd from the left work outside the home.
@thebreakdown
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Let me add on to this fuckery. This was the same uncle who escaped the gallows ten years earlier for the possession and sale of weed. Now he and the second wife got arrested again and are awaiting sentencing, it probably be the death penalty.
Dumbasses.
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ughhhhhhhhh now i have an image of his getting off. i need to go scrub my brain
vidz:
WTF?!
That is some Jerry Springer-like shit!
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Live and let live, I say. Our society is too fucking nosy.
My uncle married 2 real live sisters. THe second one was in love with him and insisted on marrying andn tried to commit suicide when denied. THey were promptly married off in our neighbouring country. THey all live together happily with two kids each. THey take turns too, but he prefers sleeping with the younger one. THe difference is all of them were REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
ETA: Their elder brother married my one of my eldest aunts. And his brother (their younger brother) has been in love with her all his life, and consequently never married. Yea, my family is all sorts of fucked up.
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wait, what? the fat one isn't the one that's pregnant? wtf! I refrained from making fat comments the whole show cuz I thought she was pregnant. He's probably bringing in the thinner one to phase the fat one out. =D
I can't see where these women are any better than the women out there who have children with guys who already have children by a couple of different women; those guys are usually at best weekend dads, and if this guy not only has 13 kids but is maintaining relationships with all the women, he's not spending any more time with the kids than a weekend parent. If I had kids, I'd be pissed if I was the main parent and the dad only had to deal with the kids 25% of the time.
Good fucking grief, imagine being the next in line for sex after Mister Moron here has been with one with a yeast infection. Imagine if that rancid peen kept coming back to you every week after that same nasty bitch. Jeez, I can only imagine what Mrs Campbell is gonna have to say about this.
At least theoretically, I'd have to say whatever floats their boats, as long as everyone was legal and willing. But if these people are Mormons, or if the Mormons are implicitly tolerating this, fuck them. Let me show the Mormons the same intolerance they show in their activism against gay marriage.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 8:58pm.
I watched this last night..it wasn't horrible, but a lil boring. The fat one is pregnant..and the first wife was Meri (the pig looking one).
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I watched it, too; unfortunately, the fat one isn't the pregnant one. The one hugging him was the pregnant one; other lady's just fat. I think they're all crazy, but see nothing illegal about it. To each his own, I guess...
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" Kody looks like he smiles like a clown when he jacks off. That's not right."<--- Hahahahaha
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If he is only legally married to the first wife, then the other 'wives' are just girlfriends, and that isn't illegal, is it? I'm not gonna watch the show. They ALL creep me out.
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I'd do the 4 husbands show. But only if they all hand over the paychecks and 2 are closeted gays so that I don't get sexed to death.
I watched this last night..it wasn't horrible, but a lil boring. The fat one is pregnant..and the first wife was Meri (the pig looking one). The kids all seem to be happy and well cared for, but I do agree that the oldest boy has too much responsibility on him and acts more like a father than an older brother to the kids. Idk where he plans on putting the new wifey..guess he'll have to add on or the show will buy them a new home?
Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 2:58pm.
I want to see a show where a woman has 4 "husbands". Now that would be different.
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Never! What woman is that stupid to have to put up with 4 of them?
Bigamy...why don't you make a pig-a-me. She's not a bigamist she's a huge-a-mist! What does she have baby number 14?
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 7:05pm.
You know what pisses me off about this? That they all wear the same color for photos. REALLY? Matching brown Sears catalog bullshit.
I know, right? how unfucking original! #4 is the only one who had the good sense to add a little pizazz to this boring-ass photo with her printed jacket.
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Okay, I watched it. Has anyone else noticed not only is Kody taking on a 4th wife, but her 3 kids as well? Where is her bedroom gonna be? Where will her 3 kids live? Christ!
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Yuck, what gross people! *covers eyes*
WTF is up with TLC? They put way too much shit on the telly. I'll watch one episode at some point just to laugh at how fucked up these morons are. Hahah to all the comments. You guys are awesome and always make me laugh. *hugs*
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 5:31pm
I went through all the trouble of posting my real pic as my avie and Jack isn't even here to see if I can get into his harem.
Bah!
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That inconsiderate asshole! He doesn't deserve you anyway LOL
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I'm not really sure what the state will bust them on. Unless they can prove welfare fraud. Not even sure how you can prove welfare fraud either. But two of the wives plus Kreepy Kody have jobs. Since the three marriages aren't real they are just his girlfriends.
I feel sorry for the kids. I'm all for kids having chores but those kids worked a lot. Plus the older ones where making breakfast for the rest of the kids. That just isn't right.
You know what pisses me off about this? That they all wear the same color for photos. REALLY? Matching brown Sears catalog bullshit.
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
Sister wives? Seriously? And they share THAT dude? Fucking joke.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 5:31pm
I went through all the trouble of posting my real pic as my avie and Jack isn't even here to see if I can get into his harem.
Bah!
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That inconsiderate asshole! He doesn't deserve you anyway LOL.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 2:58pm.
I want to see a show where a woman has 4 "husbands". Now that would be different.
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I agree. Never gonna happen though. People would just call her a slut and not watch it.
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WRONG!!! I for one would TOTALLY watch it...
then call her a slut.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by kayray on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:51pm.
On side note, those bitches are fug.
Compared to the usual polygamist kooks (Warren Jeffs, et al.), they're actually not so bad. Ever see those poor unfortunate souls?
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Submitted by kayray on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:51pm.
On side note, those bitches are fug.
Compared to the usual polygamist kooks (Warren Jeffs, et al.), they're actually not so bad. Ever see those poor unfortunate souls?
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 5:31pm
I went through all the trouble of posting my real pic as my avie and Jack isn't even here to see if I can get into his harem.
Bah!
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:46pm.
I'm not American so I'm not really sure but Kody doesn't seem like a grown up name to me.
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LOL! I think that's true even to Americans.
And it's a good explanation for all this too.
This is not a grown up man.
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If a "normal" marriage takes time, effort, effort, effort and effort to make it work, I can't imagine how much it would take to make a poligamous union to actually work. Humans are jealous, competitive, resentful, vengeful, etc. so I can't compute how could a union between a dude and a bunch of chicks could work without actually harming one another. I don't want to step into gender stereotypes, but I bet the competition between the women for attention could be brutal, unless they see the guy as a fuck buddy, not a serious husband. I couldn't see myself sharing my husband with a bunch of hags, nor my house nor my kids nor my life.
Poligamy for me, it's way too backwoods. It gives me the air of too "backwards" and "ignoramus".
I don't get why these simpleton people don't get flamed for staining the good ol' name of "marriage" and "family" and the gays get flamed all the time. Fucking double standards.
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Looks like she's giving the "whatareyousofuckinghappyabout" look to the chick waving behind him.
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 5:51pm.
Which one is the first wife?
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I'm guessing the fat one.
Which one is the first wife?
Stupid, submissive, desperate bitches. Probably taking welfare checks too. I know those assholes at that one compound signed all of the women/kids up for services and then the men took their checks. Fucking hate these evil, breeding idiots.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 2:35pm.
A.cotw - a long time ago a bunch of dlisters posted their pic as their avie.... that's how.
and Tequila Tax - come closer.
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OnT: I don't know why, but the idea of polygamy grosses me out. One spouse is enough and sometimes it's WAY more than enough.
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:46pm.
I'm not American so I'm not really sure but Kody doesn't seem like a grown up name to me.
Rest assured it's not a "grown-up" name to decent Americans, either - especially when spelled with a K.
Well why the fuck not? It's not like women are important and should be treated as equals anyway. I say we just strap a hood on them and make them bow whenever a precious male with Prophet Hair enters the room.
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Submitted by dusted on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:23pm.
This isn't just some alternative lifestyle--they link it to salvation and make the kids think this is how you get into heaven. I got a chill down my spine when he was instructing the kids not discuss anything they talked about at their meeting because it's "family business". This is less a family and more a cult.
I haven't seen an episode of this show, but if it's anything like Big Love, no.. that's creepy and I can't agree with it. Fictional fundamentalist Mormons are facinating to watch on TV, but I don't need to see real ones. Are they Mormons? I'm just assuming. Anyway, I don't have a problem with polygamy, as long as the kids are happy and healthy, it's just their reason for it that bothers me.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 2:58pm.
I want to see a show where a woman has 4 "husbands". Now that would be different.
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I agree. Never gonna happen though. People would just call her a slut and not watch it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I hardly ever post here but I wanted to ask if anyone else got a bitter, angry vibe from the first wife? I think she only has one kid and may be jealous that the other brood mares can pop them out. I'm betting that's how Kody talked her into another wife in the first place. I just get the feeling she ain't really thrilled about the other women.
On side note, those bitches are fug.
I'm not American so I'm not really sure but Kody doesn't seem like a grown up name to me.
Submitted by dusted on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:12pm. I did watch this show and they did make them seem likeable.
Which is precisely what bugs me about these shows--it always feels like TLC is pushing a creepy agenda. They just show Cody bumbling around the house like some dopey dad and the wives all talking about how wonderful their lives are. This isn't just some alternative lifestyle--they link it to salvation and make the kids think this is how you get into heaven. I got a chill down my spine when he was instructing the kids not discuss anything they talked about at their meeting because it's "family business". This is less a family and more a cult.
Exactly. For all you saying "live and let live" just realize that they don't wish the same for you.
Call me a bitch, but is anyone else getting an "inbred" vibe here?
Eh, I watched this show the other night and I have to say they all seem pretty happy and content with their life together, and the kids seem healthy and well-adjusted and happy. So I say live and let live. Of course, I come from a totally fucked up 'traditional' family who can't get along and hate being in the same room together, so I'm proabably just envious of the apparant family harmony.
I am curious though about whether or not men who believe in plural marriage - and who therefore also want to keep producing children and growing the family - would marry a woman they fell in love with if they found out (prior to actual marriage) that the woman couldn't have children? I kind of get the impression that infertile women have no place in plural marriage.
*Edited to add that the biggest gripe I have with this group is the RIDICULOUS NAMES of the children by the (I think) 2nd wife!
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 4:12pm. I did watch this show and they did make them seem likeable.
Which is precisely what bugs me about these shows--it always feels like TLC is pushing a creepy agenda. They just show Cody bumbling around the house like some dopey dad and the wives all talking about how wonderful their lives are. This isn't just some alternative lifestyle--they link it to salvation and make the kids think this is how you get into heaven. I got a chill down my spine when he was instructing the kids not discuss anything they talked about at their meeting because it's "family business". This is less a family and more a cult.
Submitted by Midwestocean: "I have not watched the show, nor do I plan to, but does it ever say how he supports his four wives and thirteen children?"
Quite possibly welfare abuse, though it's not welfare or abuse of it if they engage in it because they are just following God's law and they can do so because they have been annointed and are the chosen ones and are special and blah, blah, blah.
Octomom should become a "Mormon." (I put it in quotes because Mormons outlawed that shit in the late nineteenth century.)
Link on an article from the LA Times, 2001:
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