Naomi Campbell Strikes Again!
If you're a member of Naomi Campbell's staff, it's only a matter of time before pictures like this fall into your file. Well, not totally like this. Naomi doesn't make her assistants get naked before she pounces on them. That would be disgusting and wrong! Naomi has decorum! She keeps her pinky up when she attacks.
Long after one of her old assistants has run off to the underground town where all of her past victims go to hide, Naomi the Terrible will whip out their file and reminiscence about their times together before stuffing that shit into the paper shredder and making her maid throw it into the incinerator down in her dungeon. Naomi will say to one in particular while going through the file, "Oh, I remember when Concepcion helped me make a switch out of old zippers and barbed wire to terrorize the gardener. Those were the days..."
Anyways, here's Naomi in all of her cuntlicious glory posing as some sort of angel of death breathing in the blood of a fallen Russian mobster for Interview Magazine. This is how Eastern Promises was supposed to end.
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Submitted by cinnamonst1x on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:43am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 10:02pm.
seriously, "cinnamon," get a life that doesn't involve living up a celeb's bunghole -- and that includes all you Madvadge fans who come here all butt hurt, too, sad motherfuckers
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Living up a celeb's ass...not quite boo boo.
Get a life....that's cute.
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Thanks, now a life: go get one!
Submitted by cinnamonst1x on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 8:41pm.
By that, I mean most if not everyone who posted in here provided a rather legitimate explanation to defend their dislike of her.
She isn't likeable, therefore any flaws she may have are open-season as a person and as a model...and do you know what? I bet you know that deep down inside you agree that she's a cunt and that's why you're the one resorting to petty insults.
For the record, I don't agree with what most people here say more than half of the time. This is the other half of the time where nothing anyone says about this asswipe fazes me because there are very far and few who deserve it as much as she does.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 10:02pm.
seriously, "cinnamon," get a life that doesn't involve living up a celeb's bunghole -- and that includes all you Madvadge fans who come here all butt hurt, too, sad motherfuckers
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Living up a celeb's ass...not quite boo boo.
Get a life....that's cute.
Submitted by cinnamonst1x on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 8:47pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
another angry little fantard bunching panties over some aging hag who'd rather shit on him/her/it than acknowledge a pathetic fan's worship [insert golf clap here] seriously, "cinnamon," get a life that doesn't involve living up a celeb's bunghole -- and that includes all you Madvadge fans who come here all butt hurt, too, sad motherfuckers
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by cinnamonst1x on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:05pm.
Um, ok. Bitch is fierce, but she's a mean-spirited, egotistical, electronic device throwing skidmark. And on top of that, bitch is BALDING because God forbid she be happy with her real hair. I don't think anyone here is jealous of that. And the cottage cheese hags thing is sooooo tired.
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She's balding and wears a weave so what! If it were a problem she'd be out of work....
Oh, the tired hag thing-insert any random word boo-pig, sloopy, wobbly, allergic to treadmills...whatever.
Still hilarious.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:10pm.
Oh, here we go again...
If you express a well-developed negative opinion on someone over the internet, you must be jealous.
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A well developed negative opinion....I'm searching....still can't figure out how that shit makes sense.
Catnippe, that's a good point. The photos are creepy in a sex/violence way that makes me think "lame"..
But the male model is a hot bitch- does anyone know who that dude is?
Naomi is such a bitch and that is just exactly what the high fashion shit she does is all about! So she is working right!
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Naomi only picks on people she knows she can intimidate. I would love to see her try and attack a person like Anna Wintor or someone else in the industry with power.
Submitted by HoityToity on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:35pm.
Oh nice! Give a crazy more ideas!
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These photos remind me of the best way to torment a hipster-tell him it's all been done before.
OT: Naomi Campbell is an unearthly bitch from the seventh circle of Hell,which in turn justifies describing her as smoking hot. Except for her upper lip,she's gorgeous.
the grossest thing to me is why is she smoking?
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I guess what bothers me the most about these photos is that if it were a black man and a white woman, people would be up in ARMS about it. There would be shrieking about how inappropriate it all was. But this, apparently, is just hunky-dory.
Screw that.
now i don't like lindsay but her photos were way better she's much more attractive and interesting to look at than naomi. sorry.
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No. Just No. You lost me at more attractive.
i love how his fake ass tattoos are all new looking. what self respecting russian mobster would have new tattoos. also how come nobodies jumping on her ass for these gross photos but they jumped all over lindsay for her "edgy" photo shoot. now i don't like lindsay but her photos were way better she's much more attractive and interesting to look at than naomi. sorry.
After seeing the first screenshot I was like, why is Naomi Campbell torturing ASkars? By the last screenshot, however, I had settled on that creepy angel thing from Evangelion.
She is a beautiful monster. I think she is playing the role of the Grim Reaper.
She's stealin' my bit.
I still can't get those photos of her dancing all sweaty and pantiless out of my head. Nice photos here, but they don't knock out the ashy crotchshots from my memory. Plus, she's the meanest person in the world, thankyouverymuch.
My first thought was ANTM, which is not good. Honestly, it's not my taste (there's no taste in these pics, lol) but whatever. It's boring because as people have already said, it's been done before ad naseum.
Interesting comments about the russian mafia. I enjoyed those immensely, so that's one good thing about these photos. :)
Looks like a tyty antm photo shoot.
All that assault and battery in the photos and not a hair outta place!
Naomi can do no wrong!
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I think she is beautiful...but really crazy.
Serving Le Depot realness. Love it! And miss that lil Parisian place...sorta.
This bitch is giving me The Business! Werk Ma-ma! These photos are Major!
Submitted by cinnamonst1x on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 10:05pm.
Past her prime? Tired? Not quite. Then again coming from cottage cheese hags I'm not surprised....HILARITY!
Um, ok. Bitch is fierce, but she's a mean-spirited, egotistical, electronic device throwing skidmark. And on top of that, bitch is BALDING because God forbid she be happy with her real hair. I don't think anyone here is jealous of that. And the cottage cheese hags thing is sooooo tired.
Like Naomi. Carry on.
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Oh nice! Give a crazy more ideas!
Oh, here we go again...
If you express a well-developed negative opinion on someone over the internet, you must be jealous.
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Past her prime? Tired? Not quite. Then again coming from cottage cheese hags I'm not surprised....HILARITY!
This bitch is past her expiration date, and that Eastern Promises reference reminded me that she's as revolting as the naked fight scene in that movie.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 7:19pm.
Glad to have made you laugh. :)
I know fashion is considered art and everything else, but it's to sell clothing. The "high art" photo shoot is distracting from what's actually being sold and the atmosphere just doesn't belong.
Also, nods at everything Mr. Mercury just said.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 8:13pm.
.... God I hate these empty-headed overpaid shitstains.
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA~~~ I have NEVER understood the attraction with her, because, well... there fucking ISN'T ANY!!!
That was good Mr. M!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 5:56pm.
True. I wouldn't mind her seeing well-shot, either.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She must have been in charge of the art direction. It is rumored that her Russian Gangster man Vladimir Doronin is ghey, she is very well paid with uber luxe investment gifts to beard for him, and his money is tied to Russian Jew Mafia fuckery with Boris Abramovich Berezovsky, Roman Abramovich, Mikhail Khodorkovsky and Platon Lebedev. These guys made money the crooked way kinda like high rolling russian thuggery only Guy Ritchie wishes he could document in a movie. These guys are real scary fuckers, and if she has control over him and has been with him this long, you know she is keeping some secrets. She is probably only alive because of her high profile. These guys pick up and dump women like nothing. Especially bitches with dead hair follicles.
Uh, Naomi?
Autopsy chic is so 1988. I've lived too long, I've seen all this shit before and done better. These fucking celebs count on the short-term memory of any audience out there to get their "shock value" money. This is stupid, tired, rerun, artistically empty,appropriated, copied, stolen, vacuous, and other adjectives I'm too tired to think about. Give it up Namomi, you're an icon so why not fade away with some dignity. God I hate these empty-headed overpaid shitstains.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 6:15pm.
See, now THAT is a tampon ad!
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I sure wish this was Naomi and Austin Scarlett. Talk about KILLER. What a discovery on your site today, like the 1st time I ever saw Phoebe Price.
He looks like one of the Russian thugs from RocknRolla, the super fit one. I think they work.
she's a cunt...a fierce one but still a cunt
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It's like the Black Widow spider devouring her prey in that last thumbnail.
Naomi brings the crazy, but bitch is fierce.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 7:00pm.
Haha, that made me laugh. Couture and blood don't go together. Like Naomi and Blackberries.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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This is what's passing for avant garde these days?
I will probably get kicked in the ass for saying this, but here goes: I like Naomi. She is out of her mind. Yes she is. But something about her. Since I was a kid she has been modeling. Long before they used actors for modeling shit. Early 90's, late 80's, when models and actors were two different things. She is still around and working.
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No shock here. I'm sure she's done worse to her current Moscow man when he eats her mint off of the hotel bedroom pillow.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 7:02pm.
Haters can say what they want about Naomi Campbell - but she's one of the baddest models still in the game. And at 40 years old she's giving women half her age a run for their money.
Even though she has mad anger management issues - she is absolutely beautiful!
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Naomi IS stunning, but she also has the personality of a ruthless cobra!! :/
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Haters can say what they want about Naomi Campbell - but she's one of the baddest models still in the game. And at 40 years old she's giving women half her age a run for their money.
Even though she has mad anger management issues - she is absolutely beautiful!
How edgy.
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Shock
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I'm tired of fashion trying to be morbid. It's fucking fashion.
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nice picture if murdering is your thing...her inner bitch is really shining in these pics. Hawt...nah, creepy hell yes!!