Kiss Of The Spidermess
Leave it to Ty Ty Banks to take a pair of five cent fish nets from the store and wrap that mess around her head as though it was a piece of fine couture crafted from the hands of angel Coco Chanel herself. The Deadliest Catch indeed! No really, Ty Ty straight-up shoved her HD head into a pair of fishnets and cut the ends off. She gave herself a pat on the back for this shit on her Twitter:
So FRENCH VOGUE mask is sum cheap FISHNET stockings I got n crazy store n Paris! I cut em up n made it y'all. N did my ow hair n makeup.
Note to self: If I ever need a pair of fishnets in Paris, go to the CRAZIEST store. While I do appreciate Ty Ty's MacGyver-like skills, she looks like a Christmas ham to me. The kind of ham that when you peel back the foil, you find that it has already spoiled so you don't even cut the netting off. You immediately take it back to Food 4 Less for a store credit.
Besides, Marilyn Manson did it better:
I mean, how did Ty Ty even eat or drink? Somebody please tell me there's a picture of Ty Ty shoving a slice of steak in between her fishnet holes. Make it work, Ty Ty! Oh wait, that's the wrong show. Drecktitude, Ty Ry, drecktitude!
And here's a few more pictures from Vogue's 90th anniversary party in Paris last night: The First Lady of CRAZY, Jean Paul Gaultier, Jeremy Scott, Dita Von Teese, Zac Posen with Diane von Furstenberg, Marc Jacobs, Gis Bundchen, and the perpetually tanked Kate Moss.
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Is that herpes Marilyn Manson is rocking in that photo?
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The way she types makes me want to yank her around the room by that fucked up head gear.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Okay, but really, Bitch Fail... and by the way, not interested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Also, am I the only one who hates Marc Jacobs? He seems to me like a narcissistic elitist tool, but then again 99.9999999999999999% of the fashion industry fits that profile.
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OMG, she put her hair in a bun and slapped on cheap eyeshadow all by HERSELF? And we give Nobels to scientists and shit while this is going on.
Spiderpig spiderpig...
So sick of this trick ho.
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You know what's even more fashionable, I hear? A plastic bag over your head with no air holes. Seriously, they're all the rage nowadays.
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well Vogue has now equalled the same level of the National Enquirer in my eyes...if this is high fashion and the "beautiful people" I think I will pass...and why can't TY-TY just choke on that pair of hose...with her ten head ass...and Dita, eat a freaking cheeseburger...Betty Page had the look down way better than you and she was a full figured gal compared to you...(and far far sexier)...
HAHA gotta love those zits peekin out from that tenhead!!!
Tyra looks foolish. Kate Moss will need a new liver and Dita's waist looks gross.
So at this point, I suppose we can safely assume Dita has given up on the idea of ever having children or having any other bodily functions, for that matter. That kind of cinching cannot be good for the body cavity!
I have a pair of hosiery that are spiderweb designed. I got them for $4. I like them but I haven't worn them yet and fishnet stockings are a nightmare to put on.
I wonder how people feel that Dita vom Teese brags about starving herself to keep her waist small. The fact that she goes around telling people that she doesn't eat and glamorizes anorexia has cost me pretty much all the respect I might've had for her, which to be honest, there wasn't much to begin with because she's a boring starfucker with no personality.
I felt a little bit bad about what Marilyn Manson did to her until I realized she was probably using him as much as he was using her. Proudly announcing that she starves herself was the icing on the famewhore cake. People diss Liz Hurley and Rachel Zoe for implying they've got an eating disorder all the time. It's amazing how hypocritical and gullible that the media is. Because of her retro wardrobe, she must be classy.
Yeah, great fucking role model.
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I am a bigot as much as Tommy Gurl is a chica-bangin playa! But I have to say this--Ty is being a sterotypical cheap ghetto bitch heah! Seriously, you cheap-ass ho? She, of all people, should know that the fashion industry is suffering the most in this economy. Her buying a real mask would have provided some badly-needing money to some creative gay, slaving away in the hopes of getting exposure and eventually some money to save his livelihood.
Oh Miz Scarlett! Did you all see the pic of Dita? She's got a teeny tiny waist!
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Ohhhh, they were supposed to wear a mask. I'll give the bitch a pass. At least she was different.
These pics need some serious photoshopping-can someone get Vadge or Mimi's HBIC of the department on it stat?
Kate Moss really needs to get cleaned up-shes a fucking mess and shes not 20 anymore-at this rate shell look 60 when shes 40...
Jade Jagger used to be so beautiful in that sort of Ibiza/hippie way-she looks like shes going to crap herself and just looks really uncomfortable..
As for Bianca-how much do you get paid to haunt a house dear- tone that white makeup down...
Christ talk about fashion victims...
Ty Ty ( and i never thought Id say it) is one of the better put together ones and Dita Von Wrinkle looks good and thats about it Im afraid...
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Argh! Tyra always says shit like, "Embrace who you are! Embrace your natural beauty!" Bitch, you wear colored contacts and fake hair every damn day.
She looks good, but it would look cooler in a photo shoot.
These fashion people try too damn hard to be edgy, IMO. They loathe to admit that theirs is a shallow and corrupt industry, so they act all high and mighty in the name of "AHT." These kind of events are so pretentious and dumb. Maybe they would be cooler if people with brains, like musicians, legit actors, artists, were invited. Or if any one not starving herself (or who was a former model and is now indirectly promoting self-starvation as a path to "true" beauty) were invited.
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She's so freakin ridiculous, others had on masks and she puts that stupid shit on, ewww I hate her big time. Kate Moss looks like she's flying above the clouds already before the party started...and Dita Von Teese is beyond beautiful and she cinched that waist to about 14 inches. Her shoes are beautiful and the stockings w/dress look fabu.
If this keeps her from opening her mouth, I'm all for it.
*happy break dances* This is it folks! The best posts come out around Halloween!! Let the thriller nights begin! If nothing else, we can get all kinds of crazy ideas for Halloween costumes. I'm skipping the face net though. Maybe a boob/butt/vag net? And I'm digging Furstenberg's hairpiece.
What's up w/ Marilyn's blue-tinted bleeding lips? Just skeevish.
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I guess my boneless lamb roast from yesterday had a similar fashion sense. It was wrapped up just like Ty Ty.
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@ Talula on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 10:55am
You're right, it is Jade with her mother.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Thanks Tyra. Now my lazy ass has another last minute, zero effort, Halloween costume. N I can make it myself y'all!
Hekki: sorry, did I squirt it all the way uptown and it hit you in the eye!?!?!
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Submitted by snowpiece: "I am enjoying poking Tyra in the eye with my cursor"
I know it's fun, but you really poked too hard at that zit on her forehead, snowy.
Five head (whatever her forehead is called) aside, the bitch does have an exquisitely shaped head to pull that off, i give her that.
Everyone looks FAIL at their attempts at nouveau. I remember a pic of the Olsen trolls at a similar masquerade thing in the past wearing white porcelain half face masks and they looked killer.
Eh, the netting doesn't really bother me one way or another since they're all wearing silly masks. She could have added some big feathers on one side to make it more interesting, but whatev. I prefer this to seeing her actual face.
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is there a Black Widow role in some movie that Tyra is campaigning for? she's always got an ulterior motive.
I am enjoying poking Tyra in the eye with my cursor
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Kate Moss looks really sober!
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No, Tyra did it better than Manson. He looks like he's enjoying a fetish and about to bust a nut, making me supremely uncomfortable. Tyra just looks stupid and attractive.
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Kate is missing the best years with her daughter by being a fucked up mess. Well, at least the daughter can make some bucks later on in life by writing a memoir on her Judy Garland momma.
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I think it's Bianca Jagger and her older than her looking daughter, Jade. However, what really makes the pic is the drunk, fat, guy in the background. I heart him.
Yeah, Ty Ty...because it's super-difficult to slick that tiny bit of hair back and slap and dishwasher's hairnet on your giant heeeeed.
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 10/01/2010
Thanks for that, it was an interesting read! I dont think I could do something like this, I can't even remember most people's names let alone sizes, skills etc lol :)
Oh, and Tyra looks like a twat
That fishnet mask should be without holes and made from plastic.
Tyra: You look like an even bigger moron when you tweet using: "sum", "n" or "y'all"". You are not ghetto fabolous. You are irritating as can be and not pretty. You look like an alien and always have.
Nuts. gotta go fucking that chicken.
*chanting as always*
That Duke thesis was hilarious. Very entertaining; I liked her methodology.
That Duke thesis was hilarious.
Yeah...
That's not retarded looking at all...
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Ugh, Kate Moss. Perhaps I am missing a fashion gene but I just can't. My UK friends swear by her. She makes Pamela Anderson look classy.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 10:13am.
I enjoyed it because she wrote as if this were a thesis. It was hilarious! She played a guy's game!
ok so it's kind of bringing back memories. good memories. I miss college. :D
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Oh, this chick?
Yeah, I fucked her.
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