Friday, October 1st 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Glenn Danzig

Here's Glenn Danzig of the Misfits and Danzig wearing his own band's shirt and a pair of aluminum stompin' heels while leaving a grocery store in L.A. the other day with a box of kitty litter. See, even Glenn Danzig cares about his cat having a comfortable and clean place to get down and dirty in.

.....Or maybe Glenn is going to use that kitty litter to soak up the blood from the sacrifice party he threw the night before.

Posted by: Michael K


Eileenie McMeanie's picture

What's up, bitches?

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

damn this double post.

I had a friend who was obsessed with Danzig. He even dyed his hair black a few times and stopped brushing his teeth so a few of his teeth would completely turn black and rot away (that last part had no relation to Danzig but I just thought I'd mention it cause its fucking gross and my former friend is a schmuck).

I'm going to switch to Fresh Step since Danzig endorses it.

Centaurious's picture

I would just like to say that I love the userid eat.pray.vomit because it pretty much puts it in a nutshell about all the self-serving "finding myself" memoirs that run rampant in the NYTimes Book Review which kind of make me sick because what the hell is FINDING oneself?

It's a luxury for the very rich.

Wherever you go, there you are.

That is all.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 11:29pm.

I agree.

This is just another tacky bitch who thinks she's god's gift to men thinly veiling her fucking arrogance as a "statement".

Please. Someone just needs to get the fuck over herself.

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hey QBK,
I just got your msg. Sent the funny stuff and immediately logged off to actually study ugh. Maybe see you tomorrow on the DL.

*shout out to QBK*

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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010

Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 11:38am.
It would be very hard to hide even if you did have a poker face.Joke. The real problem is magnetic eyes,that involuntary glance at the person you want;magnetic eyes can almost make one's head rotate like an owl if the special person is behind you. Sooner or later, the person feels the magnets and looks back.

dubious1's picture

Glenn is actually a really nice guy.

It's also cool he shopped for his own cats rather than sending some lackey to do it.......

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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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QueenieBK's picture

I am friendly with Neighbor Man's neighbor.

Every time we chat he comes up somehow in conversation.

I do not have a poker face. I hope my face isn't lighting up at the mention of his name.

And I wonder if she mentions me when conversing with him.

I know, I know. Shades of high school. LOL

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Pennyroyal's picture

My mental image of Glenn Danzig (one of my high school idols) cleaning up kitty poop and shaking the scooper is giving me MAJOR giggles. This is my new "go-to" image when I need a laugh. That being said, I'd still hit it-wearing his own band's shirt and all.

QueenieBK's picture

I'm in no mood for my old man's bullshit today. I feel like I'm coming down with a cold.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Centaurious's picture

What's the big deal with this Duke thing?

So some girl fucked a bunch of guys at college?

Why would it be movie material? Happens every day.

These guys are pissed that they are named as having fucked her?

They should be glad she didn't webcam them, like that poor guy who jumped off the GW Bridge was.

It doesn't appear that the tapers of this guy who streamed him having sex over the internet are getting anything but maybe probation, so if these guys don't want gossip, they should keep their dicks in their pants.

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Centaurious's picture

I guess Petco is his Sephora.

He looks like a cat turd with litter stuck to it.

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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”

LaChaylo's picture

Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:35pm.
LOL!Does that mean you're no longer wheezing and banging a malfunctioning vibrator on the floor?
I swear I almost passed out laughing when you posted that.

I wish. Wheezing's better, but the vibrator's still surviving with a little electric tape and proper holding.

But a vibrator can only go so far, no pun intended. I needs a real man.

eat.pray.vomit's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 9:19pm.

Wow this place is more dead than Blohans career!

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I was going to ask - is Dlisted dying?

In answer to fishsticksfan - GUITAR

Regarding Duke fuck thesis - So the whore sold her story and is getting offers for books and movies. The guys and their parents are probably going to sue her and I'd be really pissed if I were guy #13. I found an un-redacted version here (the original version with names):

http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=7202

Did everyone go to another blogspot?

cprincess's picture

who he???

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by beb on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 8:35pm.
If he's not flirting for a tip,hit it!

Wow this place is more dead than Blohans career!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:59pm.

omg Stephen J. Cannell is dead.

All those cheesy shows he made that I loved! *cries*

One of my favorites was Wiseguy...shortlived but great characterization and plot. I can't believe that Kevin Spacey was in that show as Mel Profit.

beb's picture

OK - another thing to get off my chest. I occasionally frequent this coffee shop in the next town over from me (either on weekends when I do my grocery shopping or on days when I miss my normal train into the city). There is a guy that works there who has the most kissable lips I've ever seen on a man. I always seem to get "that look" from him - the wink and the nod that he's family. I want to reach over the counter and practice my skills, but that probably wouldn't go over well with the woman behind me who wants her regular with cream and two sugars. I'd ask him to join me in the bathroom for a quickie, but then I'd be forever known as the sucio of the establishment. What should I do?

omg Stephen J. Cannell is dead.

All those cheesy shows he made that I loved! *cries*

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:35pm.
LOL!Does that mean you're no longer wheezing and banging a malfunctioning vibrator on the floor?
I swear I almost passed out laughing when you posted that.

LaChaylo's picture

I wanna dranky drank and some good peen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did that sound desperate? I hope so.

Muah, you hot sluts you, have a good ass Friday!!

@QueenieBK
That's even more virtuous. A wicked woman would convince her boyfriend/husband of her loyalty,then gorge on forbidden fruit.

FYI-since you answered my nosy question-hot co-worker #1 was an asshole. My solution was to ignore the pass he made at me when he was drunk,hypnotize myself into ignoring him whenever he was in the office,date several other guys,and congratulate myself for realizing he was an asshole. My only regret is making a small pass at him when I was drunk. Queenie,this was back in the late 1990s at a software firm which made development tools for relational databases,and high tech firms were crazy. Not only was dating coworkers accepted, the office manager was a full-on yenta!
Hot coworker #2 remains one of the best friends I've ever had.
You have to hear this song.The lyrics describe the grip of unrequited passion perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNE_QrvPE2Q

urmomma's picture

MUUUUTHER!

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

I think it's healthy (and really what do I know) have LITTLE crushes outside of a relationship...it's when people act on these ideas it starts to get dangerous.

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M.E.'s picture

Alrighty horz. Time to take my tricks to the other joint.

*pray for good tips*

QueenieBK's picture

Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 4:18pm.
Ask Hot Neighbor Man.
* giggle*
I love it when you talk about that dude.Seriously,I respect you for being virtuous. Twice in my life, I felt that way about a man I worked with. The second time,the man in question felt the same way. Tell me to fuck off and die for asking... what would you do if he were as interested in you as you are in him?
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LOL at Hot Neighbor Man. I am well acquainted with his neighbor and he does a lot of nice things for the peeps on his side of the street. But he's further down so having him do it wouldn't work.

If I found out he was as interested in me as I am in him, seriously, I'd never be able to look him in the face again. It would be total discomfort and agony.

eta: it's enough agony wondering if he knows that his colleague either was flirting with or straight out hit on me in August.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 4:18pm.
Ask Hot Neighbor Man.
* giggle*
I love it when you talk about that dude.Seriously,I respect you for being virtuous. Twice in my life, I felt that way about a man I worked with. The second time,the man in question felt the same way. Tell me to fuck off and die for asking... what would you do if he were as interested in you as you are in him?

beb's picture

OMG...when we were reacting to MiMi's fall the other day, I discovered that they make Spanx for men. Well, my local news station in Boston is doing an expose at 11:00 tonight on the subject, complete with a *flaming* South End ghey saying "no one wants to look like the fat schlub who doesn't go to the gym." The version they're profiling looks like a unitard - how does one get that off quickly enough to relieve themselves?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

What I have now is a 1/3 ct. solitare in a six-prong setting that's all bent to shit. I rarely wear it. I don't like the wedding band Boo Boo picked out for me so my "upgrade" in a few years is something I'm hoping to use to replace it entirely. The styles of rings I like don't match up with a plain milgrained band. I asked him if it would bother him if I didn't wear the ring he gave me on our wedding day and he said yes so I might be SOL.

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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

M.E.'s picture
M.E.'s picture

Uvy, dat be purdy!!

All I want is to replace my widdle diamond wiff a big one on my current engagement ring.

Swap the round almost 1/2 K for a 1K princess cut....

Here is what my wedding set would look like with a 1 carat princess cut diamond.

http://www.shaneco.com/Catalog/MyRing.aspx

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

ME- That's what I'm looking for- #10. We only have two more years, girl! My current dream ring is this one:

http://www.newyorkestatejewelry.com/engagement-rings/edwardian-1.50ct-di...

It's just too big and impractical, but damn if it isn't pretty to look at.

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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

M.E.'s picture

Uvy. I agree.

Hence why for my 10 yr anniversary I want to up my bling. LOL

M.E.'s picture

Chiri - I'll try. If the boys (the grown ones) are there and are up...they may force me to entertain them.

NOT LIKE THAT!!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Totally out of left field joining the ring convo, but I say take the small one and upgrade later when the money isn't taking away from buying a home or starting a family. One of my best friends is DYING to get engaged and they don't have a pot to piss in but she's pushing for a ring that costs thousands of dollars and maybe I'm old, pissy and far removed from the rush of engagement but I find it ridiculous to be spendy on a first ring if they money can be used for something else.

That being said, none of you bitches saw me custom zooming vintage art deco rings last week on Ebay so I could match my hand up with the fake model hands and see how the rings would look on me.

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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

Chirio's picture

M.E: for sure...dumb ass bitches they are!!LOL oh no!!!! Meet us later please so we can talk and chat...make out...the usual friday theme! lol! Alright going home now. Talk to you later I hope!

Coma Caca!
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M.E.'s picture

Men are stoopid!

BH is going to be wife and childless tonight...how much you wanna bet I get home at 1am to find him and his buddy have drunktard times with Wii and I won't get my intimate chats?

:(

Chirio's picture

Hi M.E! MENNNNNNNNNNNN! that's what's wrong! ahahahaa! arghghghghghggh! I need a drink!! too early though. darn it!!

Coma Caca!
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M.E.'s picture

Whats wrong Chiri?

QueenieBK's picture

I have a bit of a dilemma. For 9 months since opening my business, give or take, I was using my neighbor's (restaurant) free wifi while at work - the old man having bought a range extender which worked GREAT.

Said restaurant no longer has wifi, so for the past three months I didn't have access.

I asked my upstairs neighbor if *he* would try putting the extender in his apartment to see if that helped. It didn't, so he asked our other neighbors to try it out.

Now it works but my signal strength sucks! I know it's not his fault, and I feel like an asshole asking for it back, because then *none* of us will have internet. And we're a very neighborly bunch.

What to do?

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Chirio's picture

Hello! can I rant? or just say bad words up in here?ok...thank you. I HOPE A FUCKING DUMB ASS GOES TO HELL!!!!!!(U*((((#$*@((@$(@ FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!BURN IN HELL!
Freaking idiot!!!arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thank you...you can go back to your regular chatty times! :D peace and spanks!!!

Coma Caca!
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QueenieBK's picture

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 3:16pm.

WTF is WRONG w/ people?!? And these fking 'college kids' acting all stupid, really. In this damn day and age w/ everything being 'connected' one doesn't do shit like this! Nobody keeps anything to themselves anymore. Everybody gotta post/writeup everything. Ridic. I never kept a journal when I was a kid and i sure as hell don't need to write (or read) everything everyone is doing. *shakes head*. I love when I travel to remote friend's places, cause i unplug for days and don't see anyone's internet shit get hacked, and subsequent fallout, or whatever. Too much.
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What scared me was one incident in which she revealed that she had NO recollection of going home with one random dude (she was that drunk) and she woke up with bruises. When I was a freshman, it was beaten into our heads to NEVER go anywhere with a dude when we were fucked up, or if we didn't know him.

That was the year I hooked up with a hot lacross player I had a crush on, in the basement of the frat he was pledging ... we ended up in the front yard of the frat house frantically making out. He fell backwards, dragging me with him - I landed on my knees ON TOP OF HIM in a puddle of mud.

We eventually made it back to my room - I excused myself to clean up and that mothafucka PASSED OUT IN MY BED!

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 3:28pm.

What is hotter. A guy playing piano? Or guitar?

Guitar fo sho!

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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"

fishsticksfan's picture

What is hotter. A guy playing piano? Or guitar?

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK

stake_spike's picture

My eyes hurt from reading that Duke fuck list. The chick who wrote it seems like sports groupie. That's not exactly something to be proud of.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

I love Danzig. I love Blood and Tears but those shoes are so fug! What the hell, Glen? What the hell?

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