Home Alone 5: Asleep In Congress

This is exactly the kind of stuff that happens when you bring your grandkid to work to listen to you speak about domestic violence. The only thing that kid heard when he agreed to go to congress with his pepaw was "We'll get funnel cakes afterwards...." The Macaulay Culkin-like is trying to hold on to awakeness, but he's fading faster than a sloth on marijuana soda. Faster than a kitten in a teacup. Faster than me watching C-Span after eating two bowls of Easy Mac mixed with SpaghettiOs (my own special recipe).

I sort of want to jump through the screen to shake that kid while screaming, "Don't fight it! Sleep Sleep! Sleeeep!", but that would fully wake him and that's not nice. It's obvious the dude really just wants to pass out.

Source: TDW via Gawker TV

Posted by: Michael K

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We Can All Go Home Now

Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:45pm.

Submitted by Jayda on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 3:39am.
That kid should have got up and left. How rude!

~rude? He's a kid!! He was probably told to sit in that chair and not move. The fact that he was fighting it showed that he was not trying NOT to be rude.

Submitted by TANGELINE on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 4:54pm.

#1 - This is classic child abuse.

#2 - People are up in arms about KATIE PERRY's boobs, where are they now. This child had no right being there - listening to the graphic details of a woman being doust with Gasoline... Are they serious?

Thank God the boy was asleep... Nighmares much..

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Submitted by like-wow on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 11:23am.

Evidently this kid is not meant to be a congressman like his pepaw.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 4:10am.

Reminds me of our kitten trying to find a place to sleep away from our chickens... restless, and sure to be awakened suddenly with a peck to the nose. Let the damn kid sleep, he surely isn't missing much, egotistical bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Submitted by Jayda on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 3:39am.

That kid should have got up and left. How rude!

Submitted by SarahR. on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 2:32am.

Who was that dick who shook that kid awake? Like the mere authority of his presence would keep him awake. He would be national hero if he had given him a pillow and let him sleep or a toy to keep him occupied... something, fuck!

Doesn't anyone remember what it is like to be a kid?

You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.

Submitted by femguide on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 1:26am.

How can you watch this video and be more affected by some stupid kid sleeping than the story this guy tells?

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Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 12:11am.

All those empty chairs and they put him behind the camera; they had it coming. Gives me memories of many a Sunday trying to stay awake during hour long sermons...sigh.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 10:22pm.

lift up the arm rest and give him a blanket and a pillow so he doesn't have to smell senator butt, and let him sleep in peace.

then when he wakes up tell him they were debating important shit, like whether to give him five or ten million toys for his birthday.

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Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 9:27pm.

Well, it was cute when he got bored and dozed until some dick had to harsh his dreams.

Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 8:20pm.

why have him directly in view of the camera then? were there not enough empty seats???

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 8:15pm.

Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:27pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:53pm.

Childhood memories much?

I have never hit a girl.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 8:05pm.

Why did the evil dude go up to him and shake him? Fuck off. Man, I hate when people try to wake my lazy ass up. I go postal bitch flying into a blacout rage when that happens. It's not very pretty.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 8:04pm.

I remember being in jr high on a class trip to DC the same chamber and being so tired we were close to tears and just wanted to get on the floor and sleep. And then at night they transported us to see "The Little Foxes" by Lillian Hellman at the Kennedy Center. Kids! EVERYBODY slept through that thing.

Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:27pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:53pm.

Childhood memories much?

Submitted by smirfytyme on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:11pm.

Domestic Abuse? All I see is Child Abuse here. Poor kid was forced to sit quietly still, while a bunch of uninteresting old farts rattled off about things that have no importance in his world.
Child Abuse!

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:58pm.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:53pm.
Why was the kid there in the first place? Was he already battering chicks on the playground?

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