Lenny Kravitz Left His Struttin' Boots At Home
A little over a week ago, Lenny Kravitz turned SoHo into StrutHo when he stepped out in leather wedge boots that set fire to the cobblestones which caused a cloud of fabuousness to envelope the neighborhood. Basically, Lenny Kravitz was dressed like an elite member of Grace Jones' national army, but at the Lanvin show today his look was straight up off of SamRo's bedroom floor. Nonetheless, it's still a "wrassle up some pussy" outfit.
And just when I was about to once again give Dita Von Teese another award for excellence for eyebrow-ing at the highest degree, I come across this "hit the brakes" beauty:
While Dita's brows scream in your eyes and cover your retinas with black dust, this beauty's brows softly whisper into them. It's as if a centaur gently scooted across her brow area. Okay, okay, Dita still wins, but this goddess is a close second.
Here's more of Lenny, Dita and Janet Jackson with her billionaire piece at the Lanvin show in Paris today.
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I can vouch for the dita porn... i thought it was hot! even though in the one I saw all she did was dildo some chick.... pffffffft
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@VIDZ, what pornstar flicks was Dita in? Lesbian stuff only or Boy/Girl shit too? I have to research her now? I know my porn pretty well but I always thought she was only a stripper who then hooked up better people and became who she is. I didnt know she opened up the roast beef on camera??? Hmmm interesting. MUST look for her when I go home!!
@STINK/STANK - LMAO @ Kinky Boot, I have the same worn out boots that Lenny has on, mine are 12 inches in height though, so they maybe longer and they are Frye's, I love em to death, they get better with age, 5 years and still pumping, only invested 50 in them 2 x to get new soles and heels. LOVE EM, but that was funny as all hell.
I still say he's auditioning for the role of Lola in a remake of Kinky Boots.
Whos' the bronze ho on the other side of Lenny? And Dita is beautiful, but too, too white, but fuck it, she's very wealthy and that's truly all that matters to me. And JJ and that guy is something new for me, I didnt know she left midget Dupree...Good for her, this guys is handsome and what a BILLIONAIRE??? She struck oil, with his money and her money? Wondering if they are richer than JayZ and Bey?
Sharpie brows are nothing special on a meemaw. My son's grandmother's been drawing them on since the mid-eighties. MK, it's not a collectible unless it's on someone under 50.
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Lenny Kravitz's shoe game is suffering...and he's too short. He needs his big lions mane to add some stature and he needs to quit letting the Chupacabra pick out his clothing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
i couldn't devote myself to one look forever like that. she must be the genius of our times though because the only other person i can think of who did less to be famous is vanna white.
but i think she's starting to look like joan crawford rather than vintage and doll-like, and i am a bette fan anyway.
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Who is out there watching the double-sided dildo porn? I instantly turn it off when that garbage appears in porn. It's as bad ad "spit on my dick". The funny thing is, women who do lesbian-only porn DO think it's classy. I guess getting fucked by two other women wielding a multicolored plastic battering ram is considered a lot more ladylike than having some dirty dude shove his peen in you.
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Submitted by vidz on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 1:43pm.
Actually, she started out as a PORNSTAR. I've seen the tapes. Want to like her too, but she is just another, overrated starfucker. And that FACE SHAPE!!! what the fuck is it? Oblong? I find it hard to find people with tiny eyes attractive. I dont hate her though. But just a heads up for people who say she's so classy. Classy people NEVER do porn no matter how hard up they are.
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Agreed! And in case anyone doubts your validity, I don't think double-sided dildo porn translates to "classy." I've seriously never understood how so many people could say that about someone who used to do porn--it's all fucking smoke and mirrors. If any other porn skank was out there being a completely respectable citizen, but didn't dress head-to-toe in vintage, nobody here would be calling her "classy." I also agree about the weird face shape. Her indelicate jaw line kind of has the pasty makeup working against her. I think she looked better in her high school "valley girl" style.
Lenny is exactly the kinda guy I fall for...who ends up making me sad.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:13am.
Dita started out as a stripper, right? She admiited that she worked stripper clubs in the 90's. She later was able to transition that into 'burlesque' and for basicly being a fancy stripper she really has made the most out of that type of career. She is lucky she found a shtick that works for her. Good for her I guess.
Actually, she started out as a PORNSTAR. I've seen the tapes. Want to like her too, but she is just another, overrated starfucker. And that FACE SHAPE!!! what the fuck is it? Oblong? I find it hard to find people with tiny eyes attractive. I dont hate her though. But just a heads up for people who say she's so classy. Classy people NEVER do porn no matter how hard up they are.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Dita looks like a housewife in drag these days. I know people luurve her, but not I. I wanted to like her. I waited for her to say something funny/clever/endearing. It never happened. Writhing around in a glitter filled martini glass is pretty much her limit.
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My fingers hurt, do we share the same family? I say it all the time too. We quote the entire movie.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:19am.
My fingers hurt!!!!
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAA, one of my all time favorite lines!
You just bought yourself some landscaping duty.
I love your avie and name.
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LOL, thanks! It's a line my family quotes all the time... :) "What's that? Your fingers hurt? Oh, well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt? Didn't think so."
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 10:16pm.
sushi,
Yes, yes, and yes regarding Kravitz. There's just no appeal.
And I don't understand how people can say they think Dita is gorgeous. It would be like me saying I think the members of Insane Clown Posse are gorgeous. I mean... she's made up with eight pounds of clown makeup 24-7. It's silly.
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LOL. I used to think Kenny was hot as hell, but now I fear he's becoming a joke with all his eccentricity...
Here are a couple pics of Dita sans fards: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/03/20/dita-von-teese-without-makeup/
I think she looks a little plainer than I would have pictured, but I can't hate on her because there are SO many other celebs out there who deserve it more. I like her look for some reason - but the ICP analogy is funny!
My fingers hurt!!!!
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAA, one of my all time favorite lines!
You just bought yourself some landscaping duty.
I love your avie and name.
On topic: I agree with you. She seems nice.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:13am.
Dita started out as a stripper, right? She admiited that she worked stripper clubs in the 90's. She later was able to transition that into 'burlesque' and for basicly being a fancy stripper she really has made the most out of that type of career. She is lucky she found a shtick that works for her. Good for her I guess.
In all the years I have been on Dlisted, that is the most I have ever wriiten about Dita. Thank god she never put out a Manson sex tape!! Thank you Dita for that.
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OMG, SICK!!! I cannot imagine a Manson sex tape. A Dita one, I wouldn't mind, but Manson... *barf*
The thing I really like about Dita is that even she STILL calls herself a "stripper" sometimes. On Twitter awhile back, she referred to herself as a stripper. She then responded to someone saying, "Dita, that's disrespectful to yourself. You're MUCH classier than a stripper!" with something like, "I *am* a stripper! No shame in that. I take my clothes off for money. In a 'showy' way, yes, but I don't mind being called a stripper. :)"
I like that despite all her glamour & old-school style, she doesn't seem to take herself too seriously. I think she has fun - to which I say, CHEERS! I wish I could make that kind of money giving myself a bubble bath on-stage...
Um, several cosmetic companies make tinted moisturizers with sunscreen,or tinted sunscreens.I've always worn sunglasses over my contact lenses & hats to avoid migraine. Both work to prevent sun damage as well.
Some sisters believe Lenny has sizemeat.
Is there verficatia of this?
Discuss.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 8:31pm.
I'm also pale, and have recently become more aware of skin damage as I moved from a grey cloudy city in Europe to almost all-year-long sunny NYC.
I'm now basically rocking a 50SPF facial moisturizer all year long, and have be thoroughly putting sunscreen on the rest of my body whenever I expose it.
The annoying part is in the winter when I sometimes feel like I look way too pale, and of course very pale often reads sickly/unhealthy, and my face sometimes looks grey or even yellow!
As I really don't feel like wearing foundation I just use some pink or light red lipstick and put some on my cheeks to create that winter-like rosy cheek illusion...
Any tips?
Supposedly Tilda Swinton is covered in SPF 75 all year round. Makes total sense as her pale face is her trademark and she doesn't want to screw it up.
"I can't decide about Lenny Kravitz.
Is he still hot or is he becoming a joke?
I am dubious."
In any case, Lily Allen is certainly more of a joke
Dita needs softer hues for hair and make-up.
Did someone throw flour on Janet's face or did she fall into Lohan's 'powder'-filled shoes?
And Dita needs a fuckin' tan already!
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Lenny Kravitz is sexy.
Dita von Teese looks smashing in the last photo. She could use a less-chalky looking face powder; other than that little detail,her overall style is stunning. I think she studied dance before becoming a porn model/stripper/burlesque dancer. A few years ago,MK posted a cool picture of Dita's mother. Different style,but very attractive.
Speaking of burlesque,in almost every magazine interview of Tina Fey I've ever seen-including BUST magazine in 2004-she is costumed as a burlesque dancer or as a Varga Girl.
There's nothing like old-fashioned glamour.
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chefcammi: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/magazine/30wwln-domains-t.html
Dita started out as a stripper, right? She admiited that she worked stripper clubs in the 90's. She later was able to transition that into 'burlesque' and for basicly being a fancy stripper she really has made the most out of that type of career. She is lucky she found a shtick that works for her. Good for her I guess.
In all the years I have been on Dlisted, that is the most I have ever wriiten about Dita. Thank god she never put out a Manson sex tape!! Thank you Dita for that.
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Lenny Kravitz is on the CDC Watchlist, so NO, I would not hit this....though he does have swagga!
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Dita never looks any different and it's getting old. I like how she doesnt jump on every fashion craze whether it suits her or not, like most celebs...but come on Dita, a little change might be fun
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I can't decide about Lenny Kravitz.
Is he still hot or is he becoming a joke?
I am dubious.
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I hope there were some Twilight casting agents around to pitch this mess.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 10:16pm.
[sarcasm] It's because Dita Vom Teese is sooo vintage and classy! [/sarcasm]
I don't have a problem with the contrast of her skin or haircolor. I'm pale and I dye my hair black, so that'd make me a tremendous hypocrite.
What I have a problem with is that she's clearly a boring no-talent starfucker who takes herself way too seriously, is mostly fake, and what isn't she proudly starved off.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Jackson's make-up looks crappy and what's up with that dog collar? Maybe she borrowed it form her sidekick, because he looks like the kind of guy who likes to be kept on a tight leash by a male dominator.
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 10:40pm.
fashion's front row has been taken over by the attention-starved-with-a-publicist-at-the-ready crowd. sad.
why isn't the fashion world confident enough in itself to say "fuck off" when the Janet Jacksons of the world call to ask for (demand?) front row tickets?
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I'd rather see someone like Janet Jackson who actually has talent and works in a field that is connected to fashion and style than some asshole 20 year old wannabe socialite who does nothing and needs to be seen in the front row so she calls her rich daddy and has him pull strings for her. And you can bet your ass the designers are psyched to have big names like that sitting through their shows. It's more likely that Janet is getting paid than having to demand anything.
Janet looks like Bubbles.
Dita's skin is the colour of skim milk or a dead person after a night in morgue.
Bitch needs some bronzer.
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fashion's front row has been taken over by the attention-starved-with-a-publicist-at-the-ready crowd. sad.
why isn't the fashion world confident enough in itself to say "fuck off" when the Janet Jacksons of the world call to ask for (demand?) front row tickets?
p.s. I'll bet Jackson's relationship has the same half life as one of Lumberjack Jawed Aniston's
Is that beauty with the eyebrows Ms. Swan? I swear it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSUk6-onr8E
Lenny is a worthless NO talent..1/2 jew..1/2 black musician....but he does have nice shoes...
be gentle...
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 6:51pm.Janet's billionare makes my gaydar go off. Usually I don't speculate, but this guy is so off the chart I need to say something to stop the clanging in my head.
That's nice to hear since I think he is one hot piece of dick. Yum.
sushi,
Yes, yes, and yes regarding Kravitz. There's just no appeal.
And I don't understand how people can say they think Dita is gorgeous. It would be like me saying I think the members of Insane Clown Posse are gorgeous. I mean... she's made up with eight pounds of clown makeup 24-7. It's silly.
i'm proud of janet for wearing her hair natural...
i think lenny got my message about squirting on the febreze before stepping out in public cuz no one's nostril hairs looked singed as they sit near him...i'd still do him, though...
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Janet looks great!
I think they all look creepy.
I'd love to switch wardrobes with Dita. She has the most fab taste in clothes.
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I've never liked Lenny Kravitz. His music sucks and he's a douchebag. Remember Neneh Cherry? Her song Buddy X was all about him being a total womanizing ass.
Crazy ass 'rexic diets or not, can't help but girl-crush on Dita Von Teese. She looks like a fine, retro porcelain living doll 24/7, can't hate on that.
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Why is everyone in black? It looks like a funeral not a fashion show. You'd think they'd put in more effort knowing they'd be photographed in the front row.