All Hail Ye To Emperor Gay Fish!
Looking like he just crawled out of an Oster blender filled with a mixture of Mr. T, Eddie Murphy circa Delirious, and a Burger King paper crown, Kanye West landed on the SNL stage last night to perform "Power" and "Runaway" while surrounded by the National Ballet of Gay Fish. Yes, Kanye West in a white room that isn't padded...imagine that!
But seriously, from the spray painted Fisher Price electro xyolophone to his "playing an imaginary game of Dance Dance Revolution" moves, Kanye West didn't miss a beat and he had me.
I have a feeling that this is exactly what it looks when Gay Fish makes a bowel movement. Toilet paper made from the finest silk is laid out, the dancers take their places, Kanye West enters the porcelain room and as he starts to push out raw emotion, we all hit the ground.