Lisa Rinna Got Her Lips Done Again (It's Not What You Think)
After years of making Preparation H tubes ejaculate at the sight of the swollen hemorrhoids on her face, Lisa Rinna has finally done something about it. On Today (via UsWeekly) this morning, Lisa Rinna admitted that in August she went to a dog groomer and asked them to gently stick their thumb in her mouth to squeeze her full anal gland sacs. No, Lisa went to a plastic surgeon who sucked the silicone out of her upper lip. I'm not even going to describe what that smelled like. It's always too early for that.
Lisa told Meredith Vieira this morning, "My lips started to define who I am. That bothered me... I took a big hit for being honest. It gave everyone online permission to lambaste me. It hurt my feelings."
Lisa says that her lips are no longer "bumpy and lumpy" like The Situation's soft dick. Lisa was told that her lips will take up to 6 months to fully heal and smooth out.
FINALLY. It had to be done, because Lisa's lips really did look like the back of a baboon lounging on its side. Now whenever Harry looks at Lisa when she's going down on him, he won't feel like he's watching the Discovery Channel.
(Image from 8/5/10 via Wireimage)
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Why the fuck does everyone want to be Saint Angie clones? Saint Angie is the only one who can pull it off and she looks like Morticia Adams with slug lips.
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And why are fish lips supposed to be attractive? No one who has them looks good. Meg Ryan, Lindsay Lohan, Melanie Griffith, Octo Mom ....
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I want to see her when "her lips go down."
I'm pretty sure her lips will be going down only one way, the way they always have, while we're waiting for another.
Does Harry Hamlin come from money?
I mean, he doesn't exactly work full-time, right? Neither does she.
Except at her clothing botique?
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For years Lisa claimed she was born with full lips... now she admits she lied!? Are we never to believe a celebrity again?
I respected Harry more years ago when he was cougar hunting Ursula Andress. They looked hot together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
I think the top lip is trying to escape.
I have seen pictures of as a young lady and she was actually pretty. It's crazy how people fuck up their looks due to insecurities.
She was hot back in the day.
WAY back in the day.
Damn shame!
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I still have post-traumatic stress syndrome from those naked, pregnant Playboy pictures from years ago of her with her gigantic black hairy bush hanging out under her big ole belly...*shudders*...
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Only in LA can you get an on camera job for the ability to talk out of your azz.
Lisa, It's not your 'honesty' that made your mouth quit your lips.
Anyone see Lisa and Harry reacting to their "robbery" on Hoda and Assie Lee this morning? That was about as fake as it gets. These two are such bad actors, even Lifetime doesn't want their asses and I can see why. Talk about a stunt for their new reality show! I was embarrassed for them!
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LMFAO!
...but does her asshole possibly look like a normal mouth?...just wondering...
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I think Lisa always has great haircuts.
The back of a baboon laying on it's side. LMAO! I think the baboon's ass is more pleasing then the sight of her jacked up lips.
Started to define who she was? I didn't even know her name when I first saw her in an old Lifetime about a woman whose husband was addicted to going to peep shows. At the time I thought, if my wife had duck lips like that, I'd probably look at other women too.
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Silly rabbit.
A little Preparation-H lip balm should take care of that.
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I would rather look at some fat guy's asshole than look at her lips.
Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 11:31am.She's annoying, but at least she's admitting what a major fuckup those lips have been. I hope the surgery works for her. http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lisa-rinna-...
I think she was gorgeous in the before photo.
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Whoa, I'd never seen a photo of her pre-Mengele lips. She really was pretty. It's sad that she felt the need to mess with that.
Thanks to Rinna for teaching me a new word: lambaste. I think I'm going to have my lips plumped, just so I can say this word a million times blowfish style.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
So in this picture she is wearing prosthetic wax lips?
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Yes, OT. Agree with all the ass lip, baboons, etc., etc. comments.
Off topic, but I saw paris hilton in an episode of victoria mars. Didn't realize what a tiny little spit she is. Needless to say, her acting was le bad.
I agree. It seems puzzling to those of us not working on the media that one would voluntarily make one's self unattractive through plastic surgery. But it happens all the time.
A big part appears to be the idea that if a little is good, a whole lot will be better. But with the evidence of the worm-lips types all around, the celebrities have no excuse for not thinking it through.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 11:31am.
She's annoying, but at least she's admitting what a major fuckup those lips have been. I hope the surgery works for her. http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lisa-rinna-...
I think she was gorgeous in the before photo.
Dumb whore. Did she really think this look was attractive?
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It hurt her feelings?! WTF - you knowingly make yourself look like a caricature and you don't expect for people to talk shit? Please. Cry me a fucking river.
Why the fuck does everyone want to be Saint Angie clones? Saint Angie is the only one who can pull it off and she looks like Morticia Adams with slug lips.
STOP IT, Hollywood!
That is just gross.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 11:49am.
So the issue has always been surgically fixable and she's just NOW getting around to getting it done?
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I saw her on The Doctors or something a couple of years ago, and she said then that it wasn't reversible.
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I simply assumed she had the common sense to go to a board-certified surgeon. But maybe it was a sausage maker who did the job after all. :)
She was lovely before the plastic surgery, so hopefully she will leave her face alone now, but I doubt it.
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"I took a big hit for being honest."
Are you kidding me? Like all honest people inject three gallons of ass fat into their lips.
Fucking delusional bitch.
Sphincter says what?
So the issue has always been surgically fixable and she's just NOW getting around to getting it done?
Please, I think she's just a little slow on the uptake that the general public is done with anorexic, tanorexic, fake assed looking women. Not that there isn't still plastic surgery aplenty, but people will call bullshit when something is painfully unnatural looking.
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Besides her duck lips, being married to Harry Hamlin, and losing at Dancing with the Has-Beens/Wanna-Bes, what else is she famous for?
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What an idiot. If your going to get ridiculous-looking, obvious plastic surgery, expect to be to be pointed at and ridiculed. What a dumb ass.
She's annoying, but at least she's admitting what a major fuckup those lips have been. I hope the surgery works for her. http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lisa-rinna-...
I think she was gorgeous in the before photo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 11:08am.
hahahahha ESE!!!!
this probably belongs in the Coco thread, but check this out!
http://cocoperez.com/2010-10-05-men_can_now_get_a_lift_with_special_bum_...
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sure it'll hold my booty up and make it look all nice and firm, but it'll also show the fact that i'm hung like a mannequin!... i can't show my shame until Calvin Klein pays me a bundle to be on a billboard!
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ESE, I would have, considering what she looked like, but I have to disappoint you.
UGH, I had the worst night's sleep ever, and I can barely function......I want to puke.
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Awww, po wittle has been who needed a gimmick to stay relevant, you hurt your own wittle feewings...
I feel sorry for Harry Hamlin.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Finally. Now if only we could get other stars to undo their ugly-ass plastic surgery.
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totally off-topic, i guess.. well, it does pertain to Lisa Rinna, so... well, anyway... anybody notice that PSL hasen't refuted my claim that she and Lisa Rinna got busy when they met?
yes, i do expect a karate chop to the throat in seconds after typing this
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
hahahahha ESE!!!!
this probably belongs in the Coco thread, but check this out!
http://cocoperez.com/2010-10-05-men_can_now_get_a_lift_with_special_bum_...
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She looks like she's sticking her tongue out and pretending that it's her upper lip. Only it IS her upper lip! It IS her upper lip!
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Well Lisa, if you didn't want to open yourself up to ridicule, maybe you shouldn't have stuffed your lips full of silicone in the first place!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 10:59am.
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great, now everything you type is gonna sound like Scatman Crothers in my head!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ PSL - Congratulations. That is very impressive.
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Oh please, this trick! I didn't know who the hell she was or what she did til I first watched LA LAW.
All I knew was she was married to Harry Hamlin and she had these big overly juicy lookin lips. Being a red blooded perverted heterosexual guy I thought Damn, them some big DSL's on that woman. I never knew they were fake until many years later.
What the hell did she think people were thinking, that she ought to get a lipstick contract with lips like that. No, they were probably thinking them some big d@#$ sucking lips she got there. I mean, really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5yKn9y83Ic&feature=related
Jack, you just want to do it in the raw, so when I kick, you can see my hu-hu, which is much better looking than Lisa's lips, or Coco's anything. :)
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ESE can you see my new avie?
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