Wednesday, October 6th 2010
I Wonder What His Safe Word Is?
This is a change of scenery. Usually you will find a strapped, harnessed and bruised Tommy Girl deep down in his dungeon, but here he is out in the open in Prague shooting scenes for Mission Impossible 4: The Search for TG's Sanity.
If you're thinking to yourself that Tommy jumping around like Taylor Lautner on meth isn't that impressive, you should know that he's doing it with an anal pacifier in his butthole and electrical wire tied around his nuts. SO THERE! Tommy knew all that practice would pay off some day. Now he can totally write off all his toys.
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Always seems so silly to me when celebrities spout their "I do my own stunts" bravado.
You know that companies are not going to allow their money-makers to do anything dangerous.
Look how difficult and dangerous Tommy-girl's stunts are.. looks like something you'd do on a cruise ship
...Bleh.
I just really can't muster up the energy to hate Tom Cruise.
I mean, he's pretty weird but that's about it. Everyone agrees that he's really weird. The end.
There are other people who are just more fun to take the piss out of.
Sorry, guys. I just don't feel it. I don't feel the hatred.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Srsly does anyone still see his movies? He's past his sell-by date. Now if he would admit it like Bruce Willis has and moved on to more mature action-hero roles like "The Expendables" and "Red," he would probably do relatively well. Or if he tackled more character-based roles. But he's still trying to play the same damn roles as he did fifteen years ago and it is CREEPY AS HELL.
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Whispers...The safeword is...nipples....
Mission Impossible 4: I Really Want An Oscar
He was nominated 3 times but has never actually won an oscar.
There is only one way for Tommy Girl to salvage his rep.....no more starlet beards. Next woman (yeah - I know, but he is never gonna come out) has to be someone outside of the industry - older, attractive, wealthy - someone who will treat him like the little girl he really is.
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But Seriously Folks: Old Stunt Queen alert!
Oh DAMN...YOu got that so perfect.....best post ever!
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:43pm.
HE'S GOT A NOSE SHAPED LIKE A BEAK!!
N O T SESSY!
That nose is amazing...I saw him walking and wearing a hooded sweatshirt once...he looked like a big clit!
His "safe word" is actually 3 words:
Deeper and harder!
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Put you picture up! You know what just forget it-because you wont. You look like shit most likely, and you're probably MANY years younger than Tom cruise.
I definitely think TC is crasy and annoying, but I gotta give credit where its due. Hes pushing 50, if he isn't there already but he looks so damn good! I don't see anything but a man who takes care of himself and is definitely out there inspiring people to take care of themselves too. Love it.
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Submitted by justincase on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 3:29pm.
"He looks good..." blah, blah, blah. His famewhore plastic surgery is showing and his body has the look of a middle-aged man trying to pass as younger (the skin no longer holds the flesh in as well as it once did).
Old stunt queen alert!
((side eyes Tommy Girl))
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Tom Cruise has a body like a young (old?) Benjamin Button.
Does anyone really care whether or not Tommy continues to make movies? It's not as if anyone goes to see 'em anymore. Who the hell keeps greenlighting this shit?
TG was box office poison years ago, Why the frick does Hollywood still think he can draw anyone but a 52 year old housewife to the theater?
A 4th one? Who saw the first 3?
he's happy he's working and is wearing a wig
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"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!"
— Dr. Seuss
I fucking hate myself for thinking he looks handsome. :(
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Oh God - the hair. It just screams, "Power Bottom."
I wanna punch him in the throat.
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
Tom used to be Catholic. I wonder if some priestly *uh* *er* *um* interaction caused him to become a Scientologist.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Give me some Duct tape and a few hours and I'll work the Scientology demons out of him. And enjoy every minute of it!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Question:
If you go to people.com and look at the photo from this series, TC's belly button is missing/protruding. Does he have a freakish bellybutton?
"He looks good..." blah, blah, blah. His famewhore plastic surgery is showing and his body has the look of a middle-aged man trying to pass as younger (the skin no longer holds the flesh in as well as it once did). I like fit but with honesty and humility please. Fameswhores are always begging to know if they still look as good as they did 10 years ago. We know where Miseralba is headed with this attitude.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:51pm.
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Same here. Ice Man was the sex.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:39pm.
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I could never see the hot in this midget with the Toucan Sam nose, beady pig eyes and snaggly canines, either.
Used to just get a shrug and a "meh" but now...I actually hate the man. Can't someone make him go away? Please?
"Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:48pm.
Damn, he used to be so fine. "Top Gun" forever!
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I can honestly say. I watched Top Gun for Val Kilmer.
ICEMAN FOREVER!"
I thought Kilmer was better looking in "Willow."
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:28pm.
I'd be happy to be the S to his M. I'd make him scream "Vanilla Sky sucked!" when he reaches his limit. Naturally, I would tape this and then leak it to the world.
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Ahahahaha Mr. Merc... I wonder if you'd also try to get him to recreate a scene from Eyes Wide Shut.
I like your new avie, and Happy Belated Birfday by the way.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Tommy Girls safe word is: "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN".
I hate to say anything good about the guy, but his body is amazing (for a midget).
It's weird that he looks as young as he did in 'Legend' back in the 80's.
Maybe getting a Xenu jizz facial is his miracle skin care routine.
That's what I call a short torso.
i hate to admit, but i think he looks good
He could use some sun, but I guess his body does look good for his age.
Does being on the peen really jeopardize your leading man status? You know we have no problem seeing a depressed, but very cool Keanu, in a leading man role. Maybe we are too hard on Tommy Girl, being bat shit crazy over "religion" and going after peen doesn't make you bad, covering it up with a wife and child does.
H*tl*r
A prayer for the wild at heart - kept in cages / Tennessee Williams
grapes
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I loathe this man. I really do. Just an awful human being. Don't ask me what I wish would happen to him while he's swinging around on those wires.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
At what point during the Scientology process can you come out gay. Is anyone openly gay in Scientology?
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Scientology does not recognize gay.
You cannot be a member of the CO$ and be openly gay.
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I thought that was the case. Thats so sad. All that money he's raised and donated towards his religion, and he can't even acknowledge his sexuality.
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Oh trust, he's fully aware of his sexuality and wanting of the peen, he entered the CO$ in an effort to keep it from getting out to the public so he could remain a "leading man"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
At what point during the Scientology process can you come out gay. Is anyone openly gay in Scientology?
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Scientology does not recognize gay.
You cannot be a member of the CO$ and be openly gay.
Ya, why would you be happy living your life openly as yourself when you could pay a cult a fortune out the asshole to be ashamed and hide who you are?? It doesn't make sense.
People will go to the movies and pay to watch this clown swing around on a rope?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
At what point during the Scientology process can you come out gay. Is anyone openly gay in Scientology?
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Scientology does not recognize gay.
You cannot be a member of the CO$ and be openly gay.
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I thought that was the case. Thats so sad. All that money he's raised and donated towards his religion, and he can't even acknowledge his sexuality.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I love Prague! You can get the most fabulous art work there for very little, the place is teaming with drunk Russian artists. A must see for anyone who enjoys art and booze.
He looks good, I'll give him that. He's like almost 50, and doesn't look a day over 35.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:07pm.
At what point during the Scientology process can you come out gay. Is anyone openly gay in Scientology?
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Scientology does not recognize gay.
You cannot be a member of the CO$ and be openly gay.
There is only one way for Tommy Girl to salvage his rep.....no more starlet beards. Next woman (yeah - I know, but he is never gonna come out) has to be someone outside of the industry - older, attractive, wealthy - someone who will treat him like the little girl he really is.
And no more Sofa-Trampoline on daytime TV
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Saggy tits on a manz is not sessy at all.
I'd be happy to be the S to his M. I'd make him scream "Vanilla Sky sucked!" when he reaches his limit. Naturally, I would tape this and then leak it to the world.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
He should lay off the plastic surgery. He's starting to look like Bruce Jenner.
Gay and freaky religion aside - he DOES look good for his age. I'm not like that Mike Myers late 90s/200os hairdo though.
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Dark-sided!
At what point during the Scientology process can you come out gay. Is anyone openly gay in Scientology?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Don't care. His attitude, insecure ways and religious beliefs have turned me off a long time ago.
OMFG!!! I looking up newer Val Kilmer movies, etc....I saw that he provided the voice at K.I.T.T in the new shiteous version of Knight Rider.
HAHAHAHAH!